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4/26/2013

Awwwww: Sorority Scold Resigns

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:27 pm

I guess somebody decided that the “HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER” was coming from her, rather than “people being fucking WEIRD at sports” and “people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.” What has the world of sororities come to?

A University of Maryland student, who sent a profanity-filled email to her sorority sisters that went viral, has resigned from her role in the Delta Gamma sorority, the organization announced on its website.

“Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels,” the statement read.

I don’t know if she quit the whole sorority or just her role as whatever the heck she was when she was yelling at everybody.

Too bad. She was kinda funny.

I’m linking my Paul Anka/Sorority Scold hybrid again, because not enough people commented on it before, which makes me want to scream profanities at all of you in all caps. The girls get skirts!

20 Responses to “Awwwww: Sorority Scold Resigns”

  1. i was afraid this would happen

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  2. Here you go, Patterico, and thanks for helping me out with my new favorite meme: http://krites.blogspot.com/2013/04/sorority-scold-resigns.html

    nk (875f57)

  3. Aw bullstuff — here is a young college student who writes with verve and panache and we drop the hammer on her. F**** us. From here on in you sorority girls can aspire to mediocrity. Is where safety resides.

    JVW (4826a9)

  4. JVW I am toasting a toast made out of rum towards the general direction where you most likely are (eastish)

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  5. Thanks nk, and unless you are closer than a mile from the Pacific Ocean then I am west of you, irrespective of longitudinal considerations.

    JVW (4826a9)

  6. She’s got spunk ‘I hate spunk’

    narciso (3fec35)

  7. west it is then

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  8. I thought you lived closer to Pico,

    narciso (3fec35)

  9. I am not happyfeet, although we were both deported from Saudi Arabia for being too good-looking (and irresistible to women) so it’s understandable to mix up the two of us.

    nk (875f57)

  10. nk, toasting you back with some weird tequila that is allegedly expensive but was given to me as a gift. Not sure I know all of the Spanish on the label, but I recognize the words for “despair” and “poison,” so it must be good.

    If I don’t get the opportunity, let me wish you a very early Happy Easter.

    JVW (4826a9)

  11. ahh yes

    the carnivale of the east

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  12. And there is a picture of happyfeet on the label . . . .

    JVW (4826a9)

  13. ‘desesperacion’ y veneno,’ I wouldn’t really go for that.

    narciso (3fec35)

  14. I had to quit drinking, the rehabs were bankrupting me.

    nk (875f57)

  15. “I am not happyfeet, although we were both deported from Saudi Arabia for being too good-looking (and irresistible to women) so it’s understandable to mix up the two of us.”

    – nk

    Made my day, right there.

    Leviticus (17b7a5)

  16. one sorry sister
    she put c*nt back in country
    yeah she’s a brick house

    Colonel Haiku (62ced6)

  17. Sorry, Colonel, I’m going to disagree. Here’s mine:

    Social chair cracks whip
    God forbid feelings are hurt
    Go to Brown loser.

    JVW (4826a9)

  18. This girl is too brilliant for her sorority. She has all the education she needs – she should run for President of the United States. She’ll get ‘er done!

    Lynne W (105e42)

  19. It could have been worse. She could have sent an email to a man not-her-husband detailing exactly what she wanted to do to him the next time he could get away from his wife so they could hook up.

    Then accidentally hitting the “send all” button instead of just “send.”

    Thereby notifying the entire command of their extramarital affair. Not good; it sort of forces the Admiral to take action when you fire off flares to bring everyone’s attention to the fact you’re violating the UCMJ.

    This sorority girl will recover. I bet by next summer she’s Sen. Bob Menendez’s newest intern.

    Steve57 (da9e0e)

  20. Word of advice. If you’re in any branch of the service and having an adulterous relationship, don’t use your gub’mint computer to exchange X-rated love notes. That’s a separate charge.

    Steve57 (da9e0e)


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