Patterico's Pontifications

4/22/2013

The Insane Sorority Girl Letter

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 8:33 pm

The sorority sister who wrote this diatribe at her sisters (yes: not “to” her sisters but “at” her sisters) seems like a horrible person . . . yet, at the same time, I gotta admit: I think she’s kind of funny.

And I learned a new phrase reading it. The phrase in question will jump out at you.

Strong, strong language below the jump. I am including the whole letter, together with a dramatic reading.

This is either why our society is falling apart, or why it’s awesome, or maybe both. I’m so confused.

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you’re reading this right now and saying to yourself “But oh em gee Julia, I’ve been having so much fun with my sisters this week!”, then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don’t have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that’s not fucking possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That’s not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you’re mentally slow so I can make sure you don’t go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said “Yeah we’re gonna invite Zeta over”, would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn’t, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN’T be post gaming at other frats, I don’t give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON’T GO. YOU. DON’T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

“But Julia!”, you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, “I’ve been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn’t that count for something?” NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN’T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN’T COUNT BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I’ve not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like “durr what’s kickball?” is not fucking funny), but I’ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don’t give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it’s time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.

“Ohhh Julia, I’m now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad”. Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you’re a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT’S EVENT.

I’m not fucking kidding. Don’t go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I’ve mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you’re unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me “Oh nooo boo hoo I can’t talk to boys I’m too sober”, then I pity you because I don’t know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don’t fucking show up unless you’re going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight’s event, I will tell you to leave even if you’re sober. I’m not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don’t give a fuck. Go fuck yourself.

Apparently Delta Gamma says the letter does not reflect their values. I am torn as to whether it does . . . or should.

The dramatic reading:

UPDATE: On reflection, the phrase “horrible person” does not fit and is too harsh. My opinion of her is admittedly influenced by having seen her Twitter account, where she (among other things) finds the bright side in being ugly that day: not having to talk to “Mexicans” on the street. However, I feel a little bad being so publicly judgmental of a young woman, and would rather simply say: This woman is not the role model I would choose for my daughter.

But she really is kind of funny , in her own profane, crazy-sounding, over-the-top way.

98 Responses to “The Insane Sorority Girl Letter”

  1. “Cunt punt.”

    You learn something new every day.

    Patterico (9c670f)

  2. here go ladies

    better safe than sorry I say

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  3. Doesn’t the style of the letter sound . . . a little like Ace?

    Patterico (9c670f)

  4. ” … don’t fucking show up unless you’re going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. ”

    Now, that’s a sentiment I could share.

    SPQR (768505)

  5. In my sorority the standards chairman gave out “scuzz points” for swearing on the first floor and posted them on the entry hall coat closet wall as a warning to others. Your dates and your parents would see it when they came for mom’s or dad’s weekend so you really tried to avoid getting scuzz points. The email above is not my first clue that times have changed, though.

    elissa (09631c)

  6. Hmmm, here’s a problem, Patterico. Its going to be difficult to get most comments past the moderation filters …

    SPQR (768505)

  7. Speechless

    JD (b63a52)

  8. I totally get what this girl is saying.

    Totally.

    Xmas (5b7d7a)

  9. I have two kids in college, a boy and a girl. So, I’m a bit torn by this message.

    The Dad in me says, what?

    The college person that I was once was says “Holy shit, this isn’t that difficult.”

    It’s college, for goodness sake.

    I’m sure my kids would be appalled. At least I hope so.

    Ag80 (19f299)

  10. What did you google or Bing to find that, happyfeet?

    JD (b63a52)

  11. protective cup for womens

    that one may not do the trick, but it’s better than nothing when you’re faced with 112 pounds of sigma nu fury

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  12. I love this letter. One of the presidents of my fraternity — a big dude who had been a star wrestler in high school — used to post notification memos with schedules for upcoming house meetings, community service projects, etc. He would always end it with “If you have a problem with any of the above, come see me. Bring bandages.” This young lady takes that sort of malevolence to a whole new level.

    JVW (4826a9)

  13. sorry I mean delta gamma fury

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  14. here attempts to address one of the letter’s enigmas

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  15. I totally get what this girl is saying.

    Totally.

    I posted this on my Facebook page earlier in the week. To my amazement (well, on second thought maybe not), so many of my friends who were in sororities actually commented in defense this gal. They lamented the bad behavior at social events and lack of effort in promoting harmony with campus fraternities, and were glad that a social chair had taken it upon herself to try to break the cycle of poor mixer manners. This young lady should know that the age 40-something Greek sisterhood has her back.

    JVW (4826a9)

  16. this is either why our society is falling apart, or why it’s awesome

    if we end up finding out this girl’s name while still not knowing the name of the child-abusing teacher what had a fascist freakout over that kid’s t-shirt then for sure it’s the former

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  17. if we end up finding out this girl’s name while still not knowing the name of the child-abusing teacher what had a fascist freakout over that kid’s t-shirt then for sure it’s the former

    happyfeet, her name is already out there and there are pictures of her online. Spoiler alert: she’s pretty cute.

    JVW (4826a9)

  18. Testing to see whether I can say cunt punt in the comments.

    JVW (4826a9)

  19. that just says all you need to know about who we are as a people I think

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  20. JVW:

    This young lady should know that the age 40-something Greek sisterhood has her back.

    I heard a variation of this speech from the Rush Chairs of the sorority for 4 straight years in college. Maybe not as many F words but the language was just as colorful.

    DRJ (a83b8b)

  21. This girl sounds like she’s in charge of fraternity matches. Sometimes they have to give that speech, too.

    DRJ (a83b8b)

  22. JVW: You can say it if I approve it.

    Patterico (9c670f)

  23. I bet there’s not a lot of that blocking stuff going on in the basement of the sorority.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  24. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots.

    Jeez, I thought girls who were fags actually were lesbos. Either way, that’s kind of gay.

    I’m trying to guess the political slant of the writer. On one hand, I can see her growing up to be like a female Patton, rightwing and cranky. On the other hand, I can envision her being sort of a leftwing bisexual like Hillary Clinton, who also is notoriously foul-mouthed.

    Mark (9ce057)

  25. The uncertainty must be hard on you, Mark.

    elissa (09631c)

  26. Ooooooo, burn, elissa.

    SPQR (768505)

  27. Is that what happens when sorority sisters don’t listen when their Social Chairs ask nicely the first time?

    bridget (84c06f)

  28. Cunt punt. Amanda Marcotte is gonna seize up.

    JD (b63a52)

  29. JVW: You can say it if I approve it.

    Can you set that phrase as an automatic approval for all eternity? It is probably the best addition to the English language since, well, at least “chillax.” Even though my best friend’s mom told us when we were nine that the first part of that phrase is the nastiest word that can possibly be uttered. She would accept the f-word from her son before she would accept the c-word.

    JVW (4826a9)

  30. This girl sounds like she’s in charge of fraternity matches. Sometimes they have to give that speech, too.

    Oh yeah. In my day, it was “you homos, we bring 50 women into the house and you stand around arguing rotisserie baseball with the brothers.” Then it turned out that a couple of dudes in our house were gay (don’t tell Mark), and suddenly we stopped calling each other “homo.”

    JVW (4826a9)

  31. She is cute. I probably should have posted the picture but something held me back.

    Patterico (9c670f)

  32. She has that same pageant girl pose in every picture.

    JD (b63a52)

  33. She is cute. I probably should have posted the picture but something held me back.

    I avoided using her name in my Facebook post and on blog too. Even though it is out there, I don’t think it is fair to add potentially unwanted attention to her.

    JVW (4826a9)

  34. I think it was a sense that she has probably had a hard enough time with all the publicity.

    Patterico (9c670f)

  35. “I think it was a sense that she has probably had a hard enough time with all the publicity.”

    Patterico – No like that senior who wrote the piece about SWUGs at Yale.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  36. What is a SWUG?

    JD (b63a52)

  37. Senior Washed Up Girl

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  38. I took a stab at transcribing it into free verse:

    http://johnvward.blogspot.com/2013/04/the-haunting-poetic-beauty-of-epic.html

    JVW (4826a9)

  39. Pretty soon into the letter I said ‘I wonder if this is in Florida?’

    Turns out it’s in Maryland… which frankly I should have guessed.

    The coarseness is not a big problem for me. It must be pretty nice for this kind of silliness to be an Earth shakingly significant problem.

    I’m sure these ladies are getting a tremendous educational bang for their student loan buck.

    Dustin (2da3a2)

  40. It is rather a shame that today’s youth become unable to express themselves if profanity is disallowed. They lack the creativity to be emphatic any other way due to an extreme lack of vocabulary. That’s a shame. That letter without the profanity and with better descriptive language could have scorched the (metaphorical) panties off the offenders without once using profanity.

    Were I a guy that is one girl who’d be crossed off my list the first time she opened her mouth.

    {^_^}

    JDow (1a2024)

  41. I’m an uneducated low class plebeian so I am used to hearing such language but what bothers me most about this is that this is a college student, presumably not a freshman, and holds a position of influence on other young women, and this is what passes for a vocabulary?

    I don’t know if the harshness was warranted but I do know an educated person should be able to be more persuasive with a better command of the language. Isn’t that ability to communicate and express thoughts and opinions what one gets an education for?

    What are they learning that does not require better than elementary school English?

    Machinist (b6f7da)

  42. Bimbos who should be cunt punted
    Hilary, madow, piglosi, wassermanshultz, the aunt of the brothers who bombed the marathon, etc. etc.

    mg (31009b)

  43. Being feminine is out as a girl, but in as a guy.
    Got it…

    mg (31009b)

  44. I had never heard that term before. Now I want to re-live my college days so I can say that to some sorority sisters.

    MayBee (d48d90)

  45. Interesting. In contrast with Machinist, I was surprised at the articulate construction and error-free grammar in this rant. Maybe she’ll be someone’s chief of staff someday.

    Velcro (fcc231)

  46. I knew it was cunt punt. It does jump out!

    This is like the sorority version of the opening Patton speech. So… yeah, it’s why we’re awesome.

    Joseph D (acc4de)

  47. Maybe she will have a career in broadcasting as a news anchor.

    Machinist (b6f7da)

  48. Can’t wait for her PhD thesis. That is if Hollywood doesn’t scoop her up first.

    cedarhill (49d7fe)

  49. I decided to adopt her complimentary close for all my future letters to the indonesian govt.

    E.PWJ (1ea63e)

  50. In The Right Stuff, Tom Wolfe described one of the original seven astronauts (Deke Slayton, I think) as a man of rather limited conversation, using ten nouns, five verbs and one adjective. Perhaps this was his daughter?

    The Dana who read the book (3e4784)

  51. That’s the way to lay down the law to those cock blocks. How are sorority sisters who want to get drunk, drugged, greeked, and frenched, not necessarily in that order, by their frat brothers, do it if the sorority gets a reputation as a bunch of carpet munchers or frigid bitches?

    nk (875f57)

  52. and they say women cant serve in combat, maybe because we are a merciful nation

    E.PWJ (1ea63e)

  53. BTW, Gamma is the third letter of the Greek alphabet, but it is also a rude homophone of the imperative of “fornicate” in Greek (think polygamy). Delta has been used to denote lady naughty bits. Get the connection, hmm, hmm, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, giggle?

    nk (875f57)

  54. JDow wrote:

    Were I a guy that is one girl who’d be crossed off my list the first time she opened her mouth.

    Were you a college guy, you’d happily f(ornicate) her, once, because she’s probably an easy lay — if you have looks and money, anyway — but yeah, you’d definitely cross her off the Girls I’d Take Home to Mom list.

    The Dana who went to college (3e4784)

  55. She was apparently quite distraught at being cuck blocked.

    JD (b63a52)

  56. The sorority sister who wrote this … seems like a horrible person . . . yet, at the same time, I gotta admit: I think she’s kind of funny.
    …This is either why our society is falling apart, or why it’s awesome, or maybe both. I’m so confused

    I do not think she is a horrible person, but I do think it reflects why our (and all) societies naturally tend to fall apart.
    Yes, there are aspects that I admit have a humorous effect, especially if you don’t think of it as being serious but humor in the vein of a 3 Stooges meets Marx brothers kind of skit.
    But really, once upon a time even in bastions of secularism the f word was thought to be a mark of male crudity and even those crude males often thought it improprer to use in front of the “fairer sex”.
    And there are more important things in life than being thought of as a “fun house to party with”, but then I wasn’t into the greek thing anyway (not the Greek thing, nk, but the greek thing).

    MD in Philly (3d3f72)

  57. Let us just imagine the outrage from the MFM and the greivance pimps were a young college male to have written this email. Were she a he, he would have been run off campus for his patriarch al oppressive sexist homophobic ways. Marcotte would have melted down, in public, again. We would have had countless MFM calls for a national conversation about the repulsive behavior of college males.

    JD (b63a52)

  58. Agreed, JD.
    So college females have earned the “right” to be as crude as males without getting ostracized.
    Sounds like the previous faux pas of advertising that women’s liberation had won the right to smoke and have equal rates of lung cancer as men (if you don’t know what that refers to, look up “Virginia Slims” and “Virginia Slims Profesional Tennis Tour”).

    MD in Philly (3d3f72)

  59. There’s a story about General Grant. A young officer ran up to a group of other officers, including Grant, and said, “I just heard this funny story. Are there any ladies present?” And Grant replied, “No, but there are gentlemen present”. O tempora, o mores. (That’s Latin, MD.)

    I personally think that profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherf***er, but some people just can’t seem to be able to make their point without it.

    nk (875f57)

  60. UPDATE: On reflection, the phrase “horrible person” does not fit and is too harsh. My opinion of her is admittedly influenced by having seen her Twitter account, where she (among other things) finds the bright side in being ugly that day: not having to talk to “Mexicans” on the street. However, I feel a little bad being so publicly judgmental of a young woman, and would rather simply say: This woman is not the role model I would choose for my daughter.

    But she really is kind of funny , in her own profane, crazy-sounding, over-the-top way.

    Patterico (9c670f)

  61. If Obama can win a Nobel prize for peace, maybe this qualifies for the Nobel prize for literature. I mean, “cunt punt”–doesn’t that qualify for an award of some kind?

    rochf (f3fbb0)

  62. Geez, not even the frats and sororities at U of I-Moscow were quite that bad except for one incident where a frat boy assaulted a resident hall guy apologizing to him for the noise they were making celebrating their RA’s birthday. The fratrat bitchslapped the kid with his beer mug repeatedly. Of course Moscow (poor excuse for) cops let fratrat take the mug outsida where he smashed the evidence in the street.

    PCD (1d8b6d)

  63. The Authoress of this screed really needs… Insert Robin Williams joke from “Good Morning, Vietnam!” here properly rewritten for gender.

    PCD (1d8b6d)

  64. Not to defend her on her “Mexicans” comment, though it could be that she gets a lot of stares and such at every place she goes. I remember a while back I was dating a girl who always wanted me to make them stop staring. I tried to tell her to get over it, but it is odd when one is walking to their car and a group of people just oogles at you the entire time.

    G (f85a02)

  65. 60, Patterico, who said anyone wants to talk to her, let alone “Mexicans”. Best thing that could happen is Jackie Pucci tickets her car and idiot in question becomes a worn out clip on TRU TV.

    PCD (1d8b6d)

  66. Can we get her to prosecute Tsarnaev?

    CrustyB (69f730)

  67. 59, nk, ever watch “Boondock Saints”? David Della Rocco put new definitions to the word, “F**K!!!!!!”

    PCD (1d8b6d)

  68. nk, good story about Grant. Unfortunately there were not that many gentlemen present when I was in college, the decline from grant had already begun.

    This woman is not the role model I would choose for my daughter.

    What’s latin for, “I agree!!!”

    MD in Philly (3d3f72)

  69. Yes, PCD, I did. “It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word”? Heh!

    Ego assentior, according to Google Translate, MD.

    nk (875f57)

  70. I personally think that profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherf***er, but some people just can’t seem to be able to make their point without it.

    Hey! David Mamet is a conservative now, so cut him some slack!

    JVW (4826a9)

  71. Well, I won’t get that five minutes back. What a waste of time.

    Andy (b63f79)

  72. Pitch for a reality show?

    Patricia (be0117)

  73. I wonder if I can use that c_nt punt phrase at work without it being considered harassment. I will consult HR.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  74. daleyrocks #73 – and what did the lady at HR give as HR’s answer ?

    (grin)

    Alasdair (a28b33)

  75. Alasdair – I will advise if and when I hear back.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  76. What is her major? Please tell me it isn’t English or creative writing. Then again, if she’s an urban studies major, it would all fit.

    The academic dean Dana (3e4784)

  77. Velcro wrote:

    Maybe she’ll be someone’s chief of staff someday.

    Perhaps she could be the replacement for Huma Abedin as Hillary Clinton’s “body woman.”

    The snarky Dana (3e4784)

  78. I admit the novice broadcaster in North Dakota bothers me a lot more than this. She was talking privately to an audience of her peers. He was talking publicly to people of all ages.

    DRJ (a83b8b)

  79. 59, nk, some people never had a point to begin with.

    PCD (1d8b6d)

  80. The sorority is distancing itself from the potty mouth. The inevitable catfight to commence any time now.

    My name is [redacted] and I am the current president of Delta Gamma at the University of Maryland. It has been brought to my attention that you recently published an unsavory email that was sent out over my chapter’s list-serve. Is it possible for you to either remove the article or just remove the names “Delta Gamma” and “Sigma Nu” from your article? This email absolutely does not reflect our chapter’s values nor Sigma Nu’s and any assistance you can give us is greatly appreciated.

    Sincerely,

    [redacted]

    Dana (292dcf)

  81. I think that the young lady could get a job as a scriptwriter with Quentin Tarantino, right?

    (back to lurking).

    Simon Jester (c8876d)

  82. Emily Post is now a perpetual-motion machine.

    askeptic (b8ab92)

  83. The much prettier Dana noted that [redacted], the president of &#916 &#915 sorority wishes to remove the offending e-mail from cyberspace; good luck with that!

    The real question is: will &#916 &#915 dismiss the sister in violation? And why did [redacted] feel the need to keep her name private; it’s not as though that couldn’t be looked up on the internet.

    The uglier Dana (3e4784)

  84. Dang! The live preview had the html codes for delta gamma working, but they don’t in the actual post. :(

    The disappointed Dana (3e4784)

  85. if we end up finding out this girl’s name while still not knowing the name of the child-abusing teacher what had a fascist freakout over that kid’s t-shirt then for sure it’s the former

    I have to say I’m with HF on this one, mirabile dictu!!

    As to the message — Other than the excessive use of the word “Fuck”, I don’t see too much in the way of problems. She’s bitching because her chapter’s girls have been useless twats and making her entire sorority look like crap. This is a legitimate gripe from her comments, assuming validity in them.

    Yes, she uses a lot of profanity aside from just “Fuck” (“cunt punt”. LOLZ), but I gather this is a lot more common among the modern version of the “hen party” than it was 40 years ago. Since this communique was meant only for other sisters, I am not surprised by it nor overly dismayed.

    Does it lack the erudition one might hope from a scholar and a collegian?

    What, are you confused about the century you’re in?

    One can hope for higher standards in expression, but one has no business expecting it after 50 years of Postmodernist control of institutions of higher learning. And her post DOES cover the bases – it specifies what she’s pissed about, why, and provides examples. Would that most liberals could express their notions with that much rhetorical efficacy. This girl is going to go places in the Real World. She knows how to Think her way around a problem.

    Even if she does express herself like a longshoreman. :-D

    SmockPuppet, 10th Dan Snark Master and Gravitationally Distortive Object (98ae1f)

  86. Some people greatly underappreciate the true versatility of the word “Fuck”…

    I mean, how many words could take on this many parts of a sentence??

    Fucking Fuck those fucked-up fuckwad fuckers in Fucksylvania!!

    I mean, adverb, adjective, noun, verb, and prepositional object. All in one understandable sentence!!

    We should all stand around agog in (yes: fucking) AWE of a word that’s that versatile…

    :-D

    SmockPuppet, 10th Dan Snark Master and Etyological Conundrum Proposer (98ae1f)

  87. “Doesn’t that style of the letter sound a little like Ace”ROTF! Ace in a sororiety, the mind boggles at the idea.

    Ghost_on_the_Wind (fa4071)

  88. I’m not going to lie… I liked it…but then again I work in prison… this is mild language nowadays!

    Pamela (443d0f)

  89. Okay, so this is clearly the work of a very angry transgendered person.

    I don’t think I have EVER met a female who uses THAT word THAT often!

    Speaking of THAT word, does this person need a bit of help with VOCABULARY? Seriously, there are dozens of other words in the English language that have more than FOUR letters and you should consider learning just a few of them.

    Exactly WHAT is this person majoring in? Do they even HAVE majors in “swearing like a sailor?” Frankly, most sailors I know don’t use THAT word THAT often…

    Her parents must be so proud…

    WarEagle82 (2b7355)

  90. I have a new post that imagines Paul Anka delivering this rant.

    Patterico (9c670f)

  91. Smockpuppet wrote:

    She’s bitching because her chapter’s girls have been useless twats and making her entire sorority look like crap.

    Wouldn’t that be the very definition of a sorority?

    The Dana who didn't rush a fraternity when he was in college (af9ec3)

  92. You know, WarEagle82, I am also suspicioning that maybe her boyfriend, or maybe even some fratboy committee, at Sigma Nu is the real author of the letter. C**k block is guy talk for whenever you had no hope in hell with the girl anyway, and c**t punt wannabe gangsta pottymouth (or to describe a certain southwestern football team’s kicking game ;) ).

    nk (875f57)

  93. Rather than marvel at the versatility of the word I tend to see this as more of a manifestation of the principle that when your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. A scholar should have a better tool kit to work with.

    Machinist (b6f7da)

  94. nk – I thought the exact same thing. Some of those phrases she used were very patriarchal.

    JD (b63a52)

  95. She won’t be dropping out of college to get beaten, submit to islam, wear a hijab, convert, work 70 hours a week, and provide US Person status for a terrorist piece of filth while he makes bombs in her kitchen. In that regard, this week, I kind of like this DG girl.

    Tom Moore (968979)

  96. Dog gonnit. And it seemed like such an ideal and fulfilling marriage, too.

    Her 26-year-old husband, whom she married in 2010, was an amateur boxer with a taste for expensive cars and clothes. He stayed home with their toddler, and he and his brother, ethnic Chechens, spoke to each other in a language Russell did not understand, DeLuca said. “It is pretty evident she did not know anything,” he said. “She (worked) from early in the morning to late at night.”

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-boston-bombings-20130423,0,577084.story

    elissa (5ce283)

  97. Delta Gamma has accepted her resignation as a member of the sorority.

    DRJ (a83b8b)


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