Patterico's Pontifications

4/3/2013

Sean Combs Latest (Attempted) SWATting Victim

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:30 pm

Sean Combs (Puffy? Diddy? P. Diddy?) was a victim of an attempted SWATting today:

Sean Combs’ Toluca Lake home was the latest target of “swatting” after a prankster reported a fake assault with deadly weapon Wednesday at the $5-million mansion.

Lt. Andy Neiman said Combs’ residence was targeted by a swatting prankster who made a call to authorities. The department will pursue those responsible for criminal charges, he said.

Multiple police cruisers responded to the large home shortly after 11 a.m. but found nothing unusual at the location. Sources said Combs was not home at the time of the response.

Early reports claimed Steve Carell had been SWATted; apparently he is a neighbor.

That makes Sean Combs; Chris Brown; Tom Cruise; Paris Hilton; Clint Eastwood; Brian Krebs; the Jenners and Kardashians; Justin Bieber; Miley Cyrus; Ashton Kutcher; Simon Cowell; Aaron Walker; Erick Erickson; Mike Stack . . . and me.

Nothing to see here, folks.

39 Responses to “Sean Combs Latest (Attempted) SWATting Victim”

  1. Ding.

    Patterico (9c670f)

  2. That’s hardly a comprehensive list, by the way.

    Patterico (9c670f)

  3. And I don’t mean to suggest a relationship between any but the last four.

    Patterico (9c670f)

  4. On a somewhat related matter… Guess what famous songwriter is at the top of the country music charts on myspace. Just guess…look …sigh and have a laugh about it… But don’t say anything more than ‘heh’.

    There sure are a lot of fakes out there these days.

    Auntie Fraud (2f38aa)

  5. boobs
    i want them
    maybe one
    nipples
    waah wah
    i want stuff
    porn md
    i want stuff
    i want a nickname

    pdbuttons (2648f1)

  6. i had no idea he had a house in toluca nobody tells me anything

    I never see him at trader joe’s he must not know about the frozen lemon bars

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  7. ,..mmmm
    meadow lark lemon could stuff stuff stuff it in your face
    my mom had the cancer
    she liked lemons

    pdbuttons (2648f1)

  8. this is weird the linker thing won’t link anything and when I put a linker in a comment the comment won’t post

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  9. oh. except for now it will

    I don’t get it

    this is the same browser I always used

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  10. Frightening.

    bridget (84c06f)

  11. If only there were some government agency in charge of surveillance and law enforcement that could start investigating this as their top priority.

    G (bbda88)

  12. skew y
    screw u
    im watching 24 w a sutherland
    and aint no lemons here
    more like cherry jones whos a ginger
    with puppies
    and she is facing the abyss
    yawn..

    pdbuttons (2648f1)

  13. we seem to be stacking up quite a string of these swattings where nobody gets hurt they just have a bunch of heat-packing piggy piggy union whore cops all up in their grill, which is bad don’t get me wrong

    but I’m starting to suspect they’re in on the joke and they’re just bored and having an excuse to bust down some famous person’s house will make for a fun story later what they can tell their fat wives and then the fat wives have something to talk about for like a year

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  14. i just did a bad thing on bridgette jones diary

    twice

    pdbuttons (2648f1)

  15. well you have to get that sort of thing out of your system or you can get

    a blockage

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  16. i just did a bad thing in the woodshed
    dan blocker is my daddy

    pdbuttons (2648f1)

  17. these peoples also did a bad thing in the woodshed

    but you have to scroll down for to see what they done cause of they don’t let you hotlink individual pics

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  18. dear fucking diary
    fuck it
    my favorite pillow s are comphy
    eastern standard time/ 12 oclock Rush
    mm
    7
    Mark levin
    help me

    pdbuttons (2648f1)

  19. I guess happyfeet is going to have to decide between (a) a prosecutor, paid by the evil government, should not be free from assault or (b) cops shouldn’t respond to concerns because they are unionized and Patterico is anti-union (?).

    I disagree with our host on a lot of issues. That he shouldn’t be subject to assault and the real risk of worse isn’t one (or two) of them.

    Jamie (029f5e)

  20. i hardly ever disagree with our host on important issues really

    it’s really rare

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  21. i think feets owes me a beer for the “Homeland Security” link…

    and a bucket of brain bleach

    redc1c4 (403dff)

  22. sorry

    this is what passes for art in barack obama’s america

    it’s a thing

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  23. ‘goggles they do nothin’

    narciso (3fec35)

  24. hapyfeet aint no do shit
    oops
    caps
    HAPYFEET AINT GOT DO SHIT
    in my humble opinion

    pdbuttons (2648f1)

  25. fuck ya all

    pdbuttons (2648f1)

  26. fuck you all

    pdbuttons (2648f1)

  27. i have a cup
    a cancer cup
    oy vey
    it makes jingle jang;le sounds
    i need a thousand dollar a doos
    for my sad feet
    trudginling yours/buttons

    pdbuttons (2648f1)

  28. bobby orr! yeah dog
    suck it!

    pdbuttons (2648f1)

  29. thank you mister buttons if you for reals want a nickname

    I’m thinking funyums

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  30. he keeps using bad words, his nick is going to be “banned”

    redc1c4 (403dff)

  31. If only there were some government agency in charge of surveillance and law enforcement that could start investigating this as their top priority.
    Comment by G (bbda88) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:25 pm

    — No no no, you misunderstand, G; it isn’t really Homeland Security. . . it’s actually ‘Fatherland Security'; they just prettied it up a bit.

    Icy (80a82d)

  32. Man! President Obama is willing to do ANYTHING to prove his street cred with Jay Z!

    Icy (80a82d)

  33. Again, some clown refers to endangering people as a “prank.” Surely the AP Stylebook can address this.

    tek (2063de)

  34. I hope Patrick doesn’t come to any harm. Be well. I don’t know what I can offer in SF, but if there is something I can, you have my email.

    Jamie (029f5e)

  35. SPQR,

    I don’t see any difference between those two cases except the partisan affiliation.

    DRJ (a83b8b)

  36. DRJ, ah but the Denver DA’s spokesperson (I think Kimborough is female but not sure – I might be confusing with Denver PD spokeswoman) says that is only because you just don’t know enough

    SPQR (768505)

  37. Colorado is a polarized state. Beautiful, but polarized.

    DRJ (a83b8b)

  38. DRJ, at the moment it is. Mostly because Denver is a cesspit of Democrat incompetence and corruption.

    SPQR (768505)


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