Sean Combs Latest (Attempted) SWATting Victim
Sean Combs (Puffy? Diddy? P. Diddy?) was a victim of an attempted SWATting today:
Sean Combs’ Toluca Lake home was the latest target of “swatting” after a prankster reported a fake assault with deadly weapon Wednesday at the $5-million mansion.
Lt. Andy Neiman said Combs’ residence was targeted by a swatting prankster who made a call to authorities. The department will pursue those responsible for criminal charges, he said.
Multiple police cruisers responded to the large home shortly after 11 a.m. but found nothing unusual at the location. Sources said Combs was not home at the time of the response.
Early reports claimed Steve Carell had been SWATted; apparently he is a neighbor.
That makes Sean Combs; Chris Brown; Tom Cruise; Paris Hilton; Clint Eastwood; Brian Krebs; the Jenners and Kardashians; Justin Bieber; Miley Cyrus; Ashton Kutcher; Simon Cowell; Aaron Walker; Erick Erickson; Mike Stack . . . and me.
Nothing to see here, folks.
Ding.
Patterico (9c670f) — 4/3/2013 @ 7:31 pmThat’s hardly a comprehensive list, by the way.
Patterico (9c670f) — 4/3/2013 @ 7:34 pmAnd I don’t mean to suggest a relationship between any but the last four.
Patterico (9c670f) — 4/3/2013 @ 7:36 pmOn a somewhat related matter… Guess what famous songwriter is at the top of the country music charts on myspace. Just guess…look …sigh and have a laugh about it… But don’t say anything more than ‘heh’.
There sure are a lot of fakes out there these days.
Auntie Fraud (2f38aa) — 4/3/2013 @ 7:54 pmboobs
pdbuttons (2648f1) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:03 pmi want them
maybe one
nipples
waah wah
i want stuff
porn md
i want stuff
i want a nickname
i had no idea he had a house in toluca nobody tells me anything
I never see him at trader joe’s he must not know about the frozen lemon bars
happyfeet (8ce051) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:10 pm,..mmmm
pdbuttons (2648f1) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:19 pmmeadow lark lemon could stuff stuff stuff it in your face
my mom had the cancer
she liked lemons
this is weird the linker thing won’t link anything and when I put a linker in a comment the comment won’t post
happyfeet (8ce051) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:20 pmoh. except for now it will
I don’t get it
this is the same browser I always used
happyfeet (8ce051) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:21 pmFrightening.
bridget (84c06f) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:23 pmIf only there were some government agency in charge of surveillance and law enforcement that could start investigating this as their top priority.
G (bbda88) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:25 pmskew y
pdbuttons (2648f1) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:25 pmscrew u
im watching 24 w a sutherland
and aint no lemons here
more like cherry jones whos a ginger
with puppies
and she is facing the abyss
yawn..
we seem to be stacking up quite a string of these swattings where nobody gets hurt they just have a bunch of heat-packing piggy piggy union whore cops all up in their grill, which is bad don’t get me wrong
but I’m starting to suspect they’re in on the joke and they’re just bored and having an excuse to bust down some famous person’s house will make for a fun story later what they can tell their fat wives and then the fat wives have something to talk about for like a year
happyfeet (8ce051) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:29 pmi just did a bad thing on bridgette jones diary
twice
pdbuttons (2648f1) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:33 pmwell you have to get that sort of thing out of your system or you can get
a blockage
happyfeet (8ce051) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:35 pmi just did a bad thing in the woodshed
pdbuttons (2648f1) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:37 pmdan blocker is my daddy
these peoples also did a bad thing in the woodshed
but you have to scroll down for to see what they done cause of they don’t let you hotlink individual pics
happyfeet (8ce051) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:46 pmdear fucking diary
pdbuttons (2648f1) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:51 pmfuck it
my favorite pillow s are comphy
eastern standard time/ 12 oclock Rush
mm
7
Mark levin
help me
I guess happyfeet is going to have to decide between (a) a prosecutor, paid by the evil government, should not be free from assault or (b) cops shouldn’t respond to concerns because they are unionized and Patterico is anti-union (?).
I disagree with our host on a lot of issues. That he shouldn’t be subject to assault and the real risk of worse isn’t one (or two) of them.
Jamie (029f5e) — 4/3/2013 @ 9:00 pmi hardly ever disagree with our host on important issues really
it’s really rare
happyfeet (8ce051) — 4/3/2013 @ 9:10 pmi think feets owes me a beer for the “Homeland Security” link…
and a bucket of brain bleach
redc1c4 (403dff) — 4/3/2013 @ 9:14 pmsorry
this is what passes for art in barack obama’s america
it’s a thing
happyfeet (8ce051) — 4/3/2013 @ 9:17 pm‘goggles they do nothin’
narciso (3fec35) — 4/3/2013 @ 9:18 pmhapyfeet aint no do shit
pdbuttons (2648f1) — 4/3/2013 @ 9:20 pmoops
caps
HAPYFEET AINT GOT DO SHIT
in my humble opinion
fuck ya all
pdbuttons (2648f1) — 4/3/2013 @ 9:21 pmfuck you all
pdbuttons (2648f1) — 4/3/2013 @ 9:23 pmi have a cup
pdbuttons (2648f1) — 4/3/2013 @ 9:27 pma cancer cup
oy vey
it makes jingle jang;le sounds
i need a thousand dollar a doos
for my sad feet
trudginling yours/buttons
bobby orr! yeah dog
pdbuttons (2648f1) — 4/3/2013 @ 9:28 pmsuck it!
thank you mister buttons if you for reals want a nickname
I’m thinking funyums
happyfeet (8ce051) — 4/3/2013 @ 9:36 pmhe keeps using bad words, his nick is going to be “banned”
redc1c4 (403dff) — 4/3/2013 @ 10:11 pmIf only there were some government agency in charge of surveillance and law enforcement that could start investigating this as their top priority.
Comment by G (bbda88) — 4/3/2013 @ 8:25 pm
— No no no, you misunderstand, G; it isn’t really Homeland Security. . . it’s actually ‘Fatherland Security’; they just prettied it up a bit.
Icy (80a82d) — 4/3/2013 @ 11:44 pmMan! President Obama is willing to do ANYTHING to prove his street cred with Jay Z!
Icy (80a82d) — 4/3/2013 @ 11:47 pmAgain, some clown refers to endangering people as a “prank.” Surely the AP Stylebook can address this.
tek (2063de) — 4/4/2013 @ 8:58 amI hope Patrick doesn’t come to any harm. Be well. I don’t know what I can offer in SF, but if there is something I can, you have my email.
Jamie (029f5e) — 4/4/2013 @ 11:25 amDouble standards in Denver regarding prosecution of “threats” against Democratic politicians versus Republican politicians.
SPQR (768505) — 4/4/2013 @ 12:24 pmSPQR,
I don’t see any difference between those two cases except the partisan affiliation.
DRJ (a83b8b) — 4/4/2013 @ 12:30 pmDRJ, ah but the Denver DA’s spokesperson (I think Kimborough is female but not sure – I might be confusing with Denver PD spokeswoman) says that is only because you just don’t know enough…
SPQR (768505) — 4/4/2013 @ 12:42 pmColorado is a polarized state. Beautiful, but polarized.
DRJ (a83b8b) — 4/4/2013 @ 12:43 pmDRJ, at the moment it is. Mostly because Denver is a cesspit of Democrat incompetence and corruption.
SPQR (768505) — 4/4/2013 @ 12:47 pm