Patterico's Pontifications

3/3/2013

Want To Get Arrested? Listen To Joe Biden

Filed under: General — JD @ 7:49 am

[guest post by JD]

Apparently Joe Biden learned everything he knows about firearms by watching bad movies.

First, he regaled us with tales of how an AR15 is harder to shoot than a shotgun, harder to aim, and then suggested that his wife go on the balcony and fire two blasts into the air should she feel threatened. Now we have him suggesting to fire blasts through your front door.

” We can argue whether that’s true or not …”. That quote from Biden particularly amused me. He asserted his position as fact, and only later acknowledged that there is obvious disagreement with his baseless assertions. We can argue about whether that’s true, because it is not.

The YouTube video at the link is hysterical, it is a compilation of a few videos I actually linked to here, previously. Good stuff.

—JD

UPDATE BY PATTERICO: Here’s the video:

15 Comments

  1. Bitter clingers

    Comment by JD (b63a52) — 3/3/2013 @ 7:49 am

  2. His stupidity seems limitless.

    Comment by SPQR (e89062) — 3/3/2013 @ 7:53 am

  3. Here’s the correct link

    Comment by Milhouse (15b6fd) — 3/3/2013 @ 8:00 am

  4. Link fixed. Thanks.

    Comment by JD (b63a52) — 3/3/2013 @ 8:04 am

  5. i certainly do NOT want to get arrested so I’m not listening to this Joe Biden person’s advice on guns

    Comment by happyfeet (8ce051) — 3/3/2013 @ 8:06 am

  6. The only thing Joe Biden knows how to shoot off, is his mouth.

    Comment by Elephant Stone (2e679e) — 3/3/2013 @ 8:07 am

  7. God, Biden is an idiot!

    Comment by Dave Surls (46b08c) — 3/3/2013 @ 2:48 pm

  8. Apparently Joe Biden learned everything he knows about firearms by watching bad movies.

    I think he also turns to the “blade runner,” former Olympic sprinter Oscar Pistorious for advice as well.

    Oscar Pistorius Murder Case: After Bail, What Happens Next?

    Even if Pistorius is acquitted of the murder charge, he could still be found guilty of negligence-based homicide if the trial judge decides that Pistorius’s decision to fire four shots through a closed door (without knowing what was on the other side) was unreasonable.

    Comment by Steve57 (60a887) — 3/3/2013 @ 3:46 pm

  9. How is that possible, he cracked her skull as well,

    Comment by narciso (3fec35) — 3/3/2013 @ 3:49 pm

  10. The police are still working on a couple of theories, only one of which is he cracked her skull with the cricket bat.

    Another is that she ran into the bathroom to protect herself from him and grabbed the cricket bat so she’d have a weapon. Then he shot her through the door; that’s how the bat became all bloody.

    She was shot in the head; that can cause skull fractures, too.

    Comment by Steve57 (60a887) — 3/3/2013 @ 4:22 pm

  11. Still, it sounds like a Joe Biden self-defense tip.

    Get a double barrel shotgun. Fire off rounds uselessly into the air. Or empty the gun through a closed door. Then use the gun as a club because that’s all it is now.

    Then look to see if it’s anyone you know.

    Our Vice President, Joe “ready, fire, aim” Biden.

    Comment by Steve57 (60a887) — 3/3/2013 @ 4:26 pm

  12. It’s like when Homer joined the NRA, lol.

    Comment by narciso (3fec35) — 3/3/2013 @ 4:30 pm

  13. There is nothing stupider than Joe Biden.

    Nothing.

    Comment by SPQR (768505) — 3/3/2013 @ 5:48 pm

  14. Awesome link, SPQR

    Comment by JD (b63a52) — 3/3/2013 @ 6:08 pm

  15. Ditto.

    Comment by DRJ (a83b8b) — 3/3/2013 @ 6:17 pm

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