[Guest post by JD]
Planes that do not run into each other on the runway are literally falling out of the skies. 170,000,000 people have lost their jobs, and after this initial blast, the aftershocks will be even worse. People are shooting shotguns either through their front doors, or up into the air, indiscriminately killing starving children who have taken to cannibalizing old people in the streets. People are conflating Star Trek and Star Wars. All the fresh fruit and meat at the grocery store was rancid. Teachers across this great land are now getting pink slips, but they can’t tell they are actually pink because of the lack of lights and rolling blackouts. Don’t even get me started on law enforcement, and national security. Prisons are being taken over by the inmates, with riots spilling into the streets. At this point, Luxembourg’s Royal Navy could pose an existential threat to us.
This is bad, people. Real bad. Post-apocalyptic nuclear winter bad.
I am going swimming.