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So God Made A Liberal

Filed under: General — JD @ 9:48 pm

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H/T soopermexican


50 Responses to “So God Made A Liberal”

  1. The angry possum thing at the beginning is a riot.

    JD (b63a52)

  2. god also made tar

    and feathers

    and tire irons also

    also he made bleu cheese coleslaw

    our god is an awesome god

    happyfeet (323d6f)

  3. YEP

    EPWJ (f44e22)

  4. Great video. Thanks for posting it.

    I hope everyone in the north east is weathering the storm OK. I lost power about 3 hours ago. I have a fire going in the fireplace and I’m surfing the net on my phone. Plus I’m stocked with food, water and wine. So I’ll be OK.

    Mattsky (1cdaa5)

  5. Off topic, but guess what? Dorner is a liar, too.

    That is right, he lied about his supposed grievences. Which makes the people who supported him look kinda dumb.

    Details here.

    Aaron "Worthing" Walker (23789b)

  6. insert pickle comment here

    happyfeet (323d6f)

  7. Soopermexican is mounting a strong challenge to iowahawk as the wittiest conservative on the Internet. God bless both of them.

    JVW (4826a9)

  8. that would be hyperbole Mr. JVW but it’s a nice thing to say cause yes the soopermexican is a notably cheeky feller

    happyfeet (323d6f)

  9. God didn’t build THAT!

    Icy (962b81)

  10. Truly sooper. I want an eternal flatscreen head stone cycling that.

    gary gulrud (dd7d4e)

  11. What does this tell you about what god made?

    Dad (b17026)

  12. “The angry possum thing at the beginning is a riot.”

    – JD

    Actually, yes. I don’t know how a coffee-doused possum relates to liberalism, but it’s still a damn funny image and sentiment.

    Leviticus (17b7a5)

  13. We can always count on “Dad” to bring the hate.

    Leviticus – it evoked quite the mental image.

    JD (456bb7)

  14. Rand Paul and Cruz maybe as perfect as we’ll see, but I still like the Donald(and love Michele):

    ‘Dad’ reminds me of Masshole Bob. Not my daddy.

    gary gulrud (dd7d4e)

  15. I thought it was pretty straightforward that he was establishing that what a liberal does during the day (sleep) is what a possum does during the day. Soopermexican cut to the photo of the guy taking a daytime nap three or four times during the course of the video.
    At the beginning of it, he attributed to God, “I need someone willing to get up by the crack of noon…”

    Elephant Stone (f4ba20)

  16. Note on the ring gracing those delicate digits, somewhere I saw closeups showing it to be a script: “To Allahu I submit”? Someat close.

    gary gulrud (dd7d4e)

  17. At long last, it looks like the Left may have found a Mexican they’re willing to deport.

    ropelight (23be96)

  18. God makes “liberals”
    He knows ev’ry party needs
    turd in the punchbowl

    Colonel Haiku (00144f)

  19. god knows nothing of the sort liberals are in fact not made by god they mama just raised them wrong is all

    happyfeet (323d6f)

  20. 18- Absolutely – for he doesn’t speak with an accent.

    askeptic (2bb434)

  21. God promised He would not again wipe man out by deluge:

    Deal with it.

    gary gulrud (dd7d4e)

  22. with my trusty sled dog boodles I will brave the icy menace and bring hope and solace to the

    no I think I’m a go up to the office and make a spreadsheet so I don’t have to do it monday morning

    happyfeet (323d6f)

  23. Colonel Haiku,

    Since you’re up there in the liberal Bay area, I imagine you’re just happy that there’s any punch in the turdbowl !

    Btw, that was a pretty blantant “non-call” on that 4th down play in the Super Bowl.

    Elephant Stone (ba28ab)

  24. gary – Are you feeling ill? I did not know you were allowed to link something from somewhere other than zerohedge.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  25. zerohedge has a nice krugman piece today examining some of his more subtle thinkings and gently pushing back at a few of his penetrating insights

    happyfeet (323d6f)

  26. Yep… non-call and the 9ers should have run the ball, Stones.

    Colonel Haiku (00144f)

  27. “zerohedge has a nice krugman piece today examining some of his more subtle thinkings and gently pushing back at a few of his penetrating insights”

    Mr. Feets – gg is falling down on his job of linking all zerohedge content here. He must be ill.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  28. i love zerohedge when I understand it

    happyfeet (323d6f)

  29. 28. Sorry, I figured I’d overdone that. Glad to hear I was just being silly.

    zero notes today Argentina has just banned advertising to kill the independent press. Yesterday Venezuela deflated nigh to 50%.

    Italy and Spain’s governments are reeling behind crony scandal, Egypt, Greek and Syria are enjoying civil war.

    RESET on track for 2013.

    gary gulrud (dd7d4e)

  30. forget teh last one…

    Colonel Haiku (00144f)

  31. A WARNING!

    Every time I try to read Insty, Google-Chrome shuts me down with a Malware warning saying that malware has been inserted by something called “”.
    This also happened at on one link from CA Political Review.

    askeptic (2bb434)

  32. “…God Made A Liberal”

    Yup. Also, the smallpox virus.

    Dave Surls (46b08c)

  33. About a week ago I rebooted and Google Chrome had installed for the first time since I bought this Toshiba.

    I deleted the whole folder immediamente.

    gary gulrud (dd7d4e)

  34. 29. I know daley thinks I only understand half of what I read at zero hedge.

    He’s mostly right.

    Its prolly less than that.

    gary gulrud (dd7d4e)

  35. Comment by narciso (3fec35) — 2/9/2013 @ 1:28 pm

    Holy crap.

    A big shout out to President Cristina Kirchner. You’re more deranged, destructive and ultra-ultra-liberal than I thought you were, than I thought was possible.

    Voters of Argentina, you keep falling for the notion that liberalism is beautiful, compassionate, heartfelt, tolerant and wonderful. That the wheel can keep being re-invented, over and over again.

    Enjoy your nirvana.

    Mark (eb2f6a)

  36. Yeah, Chrome has been bedeviling us. I signed out of my gmail account and don’t use Google.

    I also read Enjoy the Decline by Clarey. He makes some great points: the idea of America will always live, so enjoy your life and don’t contribute to the liberal fiasco.

    Patricia (be0117)

  37. I just want to note to all you liberals in NYC, NJ, CT, RI, MA and nearby, we here in MN are slated for 10-15 by Mon. AM and we’d just like to say..


    gary gulrud (dd7d4e)

  38. I don’t think it’s complimentary, Mark, but it may be prescient though,

    narciso (3fec35)

  39. gary, that’s not nice.
    Who knows what the arctic gods will send your way.

    askeptic (2bb434)

  40. Comment by Patricia (be0117) — 2/9/2013 @ 5:51 pm

    Whatever the problem was, it seems to be past.
    I had dropped a note to Insty about the problem, perhaps they were able to cleanse whatever it was.
    At work, we use Chrome, and I just find it better in many ways, but not all, than IE.

    askeptic (2bb434)

  41. 44. No, not nice. Nor was Nov. 6th.

    One of these years I’ll have to spring for a blower.

    gary gulrud (dd7d4e)

  42. Well, that would be cheaper than pulling a Lambeau on your front yard and driveway.

    askeptic (2bb434)

  43. Lamboni?

    gary gulrud (dd7d4e)

  44. 42-Gary, We had deputy law the other day in mass. gov. patrick decided to close the roads, don’t drive unless you want to pay a $500.00 fine and go directly to jail. I took the neighbor kids sledding. We had a ball. Learning how to have fun in the snow was taught to all Minnesotans. Liberals suck.

    mg (31009b)

  45. Looking at the pictures, aside from CT just another storm. Just got done shovelling 10. Schools seem to be opening on time.

    Buffalo and the UP, now thats snow. 200 inches a winter.

    gary gulrud (dd7d4e)

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