The incomparable Allahpundit:
The first rule of apologizing for insensitivity: When expressing your remorse to the offended group, always refer to them as “abnormal.”
Heh.
The fun starts around 2:35:
Be proud, America.
A creative solution to the problem of competing with your neighbor’s holiday decorations:

Heh.
I can’t see who buys what, but I can see what is bought, and people are still quite good about remembering to use the box.
Whoever got the Kindle Paperwhite
, please let me know what you think of it. (Or anyone else who has gotten one.) I’m considering getting one for my daughter. I have gotten the gray Kindle, which is great for carrying multiple books in a light package, but I don’t care for the grayish display or lack of a backlight when reading at night. So I have tended to read on the iPad or iPhone when reading books in Kindle form. But the Paperwhite has a nice black on white display and a built-in light. It looks ideal for a reader. I’d be very interested in knowing how the Paperwhite stacks up.