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9/10/2012

Caption Contest: Slow Joe and the Bikers

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 8:21 pm



Hot Air ran a caption contest based on this photo:

I’m sure the readers here can do better.

P.S. This will hopefully motivate me to declare winners for the last caption contest.

66 Responses to “Caption Contest: Slow Joe and the Bikers”

  1. “Got any chains, honey?”

    PC14 (87cbf8) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:25 pm

  2. As Slow Joe Biden playfully suggested that the woman hadn’t lived until she’d bumped uglies with a hair-plug man, little did he know that he was sitting next to her husband, the “Ordained Minister of Ass-Kicking”.

    Colonel Haiku (7560b4) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:31 pm

  3. This is a big f***ing deal.

    Dana (292dcf) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:32 pm

  4. “I saw that Jackie Cooper Mellencamp video baby, what do you have in mind?”

    Ag80 (b2c81f) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:33 pm

  5. “Baby, I used to ride with the Pinky Cheaters…”

    Colonel Haiku (7560b4) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:36 pm

  6. It would help to emphasize correctly, “This is a big f***ing deal.

    Dana (292dcf) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:38 pm

  7. “Hey, darlin’… you’re ridin’ the lap of the Man who led the notorious Pillagiarizers!”

    Colonel Haiku (7560b4) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:38 pm

  8. What will it take for the MFM to start to be critical of Biden?

    JD (0b7085) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:40 pm

  9. Who Hoo, hiney. I mean honey. You know, “Dr.” Jill is kind of a thrill kill when it comes to this kind of stuff.

    elissa (2d6c00) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:40 pm

  10. “Leave these weak sucks behind and come ride with the Two-Bit Peckerwoods…”

    Colonel Haiku (7560b4) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:41 pm

  11. Biden was chatting up customers in the Cruisers Diner in southern Ohio Sunday when he met a group of motorcycle riders in black leather vests and bandanas.

    A female group member was watching, and Biden waved her over, telling her, “I know who runs the show.”

    The woman had no place to sit, so Biden pulled a chair in front of himself and pulled her nearly into his lap. He put his hands on her shoulders and leaned in for a conversation as photographers snapped away.

    Heh, Joe Biden is Bill Clinton.

    Dana (292dcf) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:45 pm

  12. “I’ll give you some Hognutz, baby. No deficit here, know what I’m sayin'”

    PC14 (87cbf8) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:47 pm

  13. GMTA

    I started a #BidenCaption hashtag on twitter on Sunday evening. We came up with several winners.

    Aaron "Worthing" Walker (23789b) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:49 pm

  14. I know how to ditch the secret service guys if you can ditch the biker dudes. What do ya say?

    elissa (2d6c00) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:50 pm

  15. Honey, I don’t care about your motorcycle, you haven’t lived until you’ve until ridden Biden’s pig, I mean hog.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:57 pm

  16. “Darlin’, you don’t have to cling to your guns and religion—you can cling to your Uncle Joe.'”

    Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 9:00 pm

  17. “Sweetie, you’re the first biker chick I’ve met who is articulate and bright and clean and nice-looking.”

    Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 9:04 pm

  18. Whew! It’s a good thing Biden didn’t misspell potato. There would’ve been serious hell to pay.

    Dana (292dcf) — 9/10/2012 @ 9:05 pm

  19. “Hey babe, your friends look mean and hard, but you look like you might be an ‘Easy Rider.’“

    Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 9:38 pm

  20. “Honey, when you go to the ballot box this November, don’t forget America’s favorite four letter word; O-b-a-m-a !”

    Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 9:45 pm

  21. The two guys: “I don’t care if he is the veep; if he touches her tits, he’s dead!”

    Icy (e4ca1c) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:14 pm

  22. “Hey baby, do ya wanna Fluke?”

    Icy (e4ca1c) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:17 pm

  23. “Come on, honey; I aint had none since Bush’s first term. Geez, even Newt gets more tail than me!”

    Icy (e4ca1c) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:21 pm

  24. “I have to tell you, you’re really giving my package a stimulus!”

    Icy (e4ca1c) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:23 pm

  25. “No, those aren’t saddlebags — those are my nuts dragging the floor. šŸ™ “

    Icy (e4ca1c) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:27 pm

  26. “I’m thinking 7 letter word…blowjobs…”

    Gazzer (e430ae) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:30 pm

  27. “Don’t laugh! I said it was the president that has a big stick.”

    Icy (e4ca1c) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:30 pm

  28. “Sweet cakes, you’re causing my climate to change !”

    Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:32 pm

  29. Biker Chick: “Senator, I rode with Evil Knievel, I knew Evil Knievel, Evil Knievel was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Evil Knievel.”

    PC14 (87cbf8) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:36 pm

  30. never mind yo friends, girl

    it ain’t no sin

    to strip right down to your underwear

    evvybody say ooh

    happyfeet (f3ee52) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:38 pm

  31. “Hey doll, you know Barack is always talking about spreading the wealth, but it’s not ‘wealth’ that I’m thinking about spreading !”

    Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:40 pm

  32. “But Mr. Vice President, you’ve already been screwing me for the past three and a half years !”

    Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:47 pm

  33. “Ok Sweetheart, here is the deal: I’ll be out of a job in January. Once I walk out the door, I’ll clear out the bank accounts, ditch the wife, get a hog and meet up with you guys later.”

    Cheshirecat (d16616) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:54 pm

  34. “This won’t take long…did it?”

    Gazzer (e430ae) — 9/10/2012 @ 11:16 pm

  35. Four most damaging words in the English language, “Is it in yet?”

    Gazzer (e430ae) — 9/10/2012 @ 11:36 pm

  36. Biker Chick, “Your organ’s not very big…”
    Slo-Joe, “It’s not used to playing in a cathedral…”

    Gazzer (e430ae) — 9/10/2012 @ 11:37 pm

  37. Biker on right to biker on left:

    “I haven’t the heart to tell him that’s a guy.”

    Kevin M (bf8ad7) — 9/10/2012 @ 11:55 pm

  38. “Hey, babe, you know they call me “Slow Joe” for a reason”

    Kevin M (bf8ad7) — 9/10/2012 @ 11:57 pm

  39. Biker on left, biker on right: Mutual eye roll.

    Kevin M (bf8ad7) — 9/10/2012 @ 11:58 pm

  40. Bikers look on as Vice President stops for lunch with Sandra Fluke.

    Kevin M (bf8ad7) — 9/11/2012 @ 12:29 am

  41. I like smoke and lightning
    Heavy metal thunder
    Racin’ with the wind
    And the feelin’ that I’m under

    Dos Equis Guy (30a0af) — 9/11/2012 @ 4:05 am

  42. “B*tch, let’s blow this pop stand… yer gonna ride with the kingpin of Satan’s Slow-Wits…”

    Colonel Haiku (0ed0a0) — 9/11/2012 @ 4:47 am

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    UnWashuk (76dd68) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:02 am

  44. Recent “poling” data reflects lackluster performance by Biden

    Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:28 am

  45. “YAY IM WRIDING A MOTORSICKLE! VROOM VROOM!”

    Pious Agnostic (7c3d5b) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:30 am

  46. “You can feel the smoothness, cantcha?”
    “Oh, you’re like a Ken doll.”

    Chipperoo (72b8e3) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:40 am

  47. It was many months later when the Vice President finally ‘got’ the biker chick’s joke about the diner serving Vienna sausages and gherkins.

    Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:40 am

  48. Hey girl, want to see my stimulus package?

    OwenKellogg (3738b6) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:40 am

  49. The two guys: “Did we really vote for this tool?”

    Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:44 am

  50. “And if you’re willing to be a really naughty girl, Santa Biden will give you a BIG . . . entitlement.”

    Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:49 am

  51. “I’ll give you a thousand dollars if you’ll dress in nothing but your leathers and ‘punish’ me!”

    Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:57 am

  52. “Joe, I just tweeted your wife what you said.”

    PCD (1d8b6d) — 9/11/2012 @ 6:03 am

  53. “Look at me! I’m the star of ‘Scent Of A Woman 2’. Whoo-ah!!!”

    Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 6:12 am

  54. Sloe Joe commits yet another gaffe — in his pants.

    Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 6:15 am

  55. “That’s right, doll, sit here on my lap, ’cause I don’t want Clint Eastwood making any empty chair jokes at my expense !”

    Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/11/2012 @ 6:36 am

  56. Oops! Keep sitting here until my pants dry, OK?

    MacGruber (298dce) — 9/11/2012 @ 6:54 am

  57. “If you think riding a Harley is fun, try riding a Biden.”

    Zoltan (015445) — 9/11/2012 @ 8:51 am

  58. This is the way I like to remember Joe Biden…the Joe Biden before he got stomped by the bikers.

    Joe Miller (00407a) — 9/11/2012 @ 9:15 am

  59. From the next installment of “My Husband is a Cuckold”…

    rodney smith (2f3666) — 9/11/2012 @ 11:53 am

  60. What’s in YOUR wallet?

    Sammy Finkelman (d22d64) — 9/11/2012 @ 12:15 pm

  61. Biden to chick, Your shirt says “If you can read this shirt the bitch fell off, What’s that mean man?

    D-lo (8b3dce) — 9/11/2012 @ 3:48 pm

  62. Hillary Clinton prepares 2016 presidential run, hoping to be the 4th president Joe Biden has known “intimately”.

    malclave (1db6c5) — 9/11/2012 @ 4:57 pm

  63. Come with me to the Casbah.

    scrubjay (7a1ea7) — 9/11/2012 @ 9:05 pm

  64. Should we give him ten steps, or just beat him where he sits?

    Ron H (f5635b) — 9/12/2012 @ 3:51 pm

  65. President Obama once famously stated that “Nobody messes with Joe !”

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    Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/12/2012 @ 4:05 pm

  66. ABC’s Arlette Saenz reports that Nielsen says Joe Biden’s speech was the most watched speech during the two party conventions.

    Sammy Finkelman (d22d64) — 9/21/2012 @ 1:31 pm


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