Hot Air ran a caption contest based on this photo:
I’m sure the readers here can do better.
P.S. This will hopefully motivate me to declare winners for the last caption contest.
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“Got any chains, honey?”
Comment by PC14 (87cbf8) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:25 pm
As Slow Joe Biden playfully suggested that the woman hadn’t lived until she’d bumped uglies with a hair-plug man, little did he know that he was sitting next to her husband, the “Ordained Minister of Ass-Kicking”.
Comment by Colonel Haiku (7560b4) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:31 pm
This is a big f***ing deal.
Comment by Dana (292dcf) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:32 pm
“I saw that Jackie Cooper Mellencamp video baby, what do you have in mind?”
Comment by Ag80 (b2c81f) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:33 pm
“Baby, I used to ride with the Pinky Cheaters…”
Comment by Colonel Haiku (7560b4) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:36 pm
It would help to emphasize correctly, “This is a big f***ing deal.
Comment by Dana (292dcf) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:38 pm
“Hey, darlin’… you’re ridin’ the lap of the Man who led the notorious Pillagiarizers!”
Comment by Colonel Haiku (7560b4) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:38 pm
What will it take for the MFM to start to be critical of Biden?
Comment by JD (0b7085) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:40 pm
Who Hoo, hiney. I mean honey. You know, “Dr.” Jill is kind of a thrill kill when it comes to this kind of stuff.
Comment by elissa (2d6c00) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:40 pm
“Leave these weak sucks behind and come ride with the Two-Bit Peckerwoods…”
Comment by Colonel Haiku (7560b4) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:41 pm
Biden was chatting up customers in the Cruisers Diner in southern Ohio Sunday when he met a group of motorcycle riders in black leather vests and bandanas.
A female group member was watching, and Biden waved her over, telling her, “I know who runs the show.”
The woman had no place to sit, so Biden pulled a chair in front of himself and pulled her nearly into his lap. He put his hands on her shoulders and leaned in for a conversation as photographers snapped away.
Heh, Joe Biden is Bill Clinton.
Comment by Dana (292dcf) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:45 pm
“I’ll give you some Hognutz, baby. No deficit here, know what I’m sayin’”
Comment by PC14 (87cbf8) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:47 pm
GMTA
I started a #BidenCaption hashtag on twitter on Sunday evening. We came up with several winners.
Comment by Aaron "Worthing" Walker (23789b) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:49 pm
I know how to ditch the secret service guys if you can ditch the biker dudes. What do ya say?
Comment by elissa (2d6c00) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:50 pm
Honey, I don’t care about your motorcycle, you haven’t lived until you’ve until ridden Biden’s pig, I mean hog.
Comment by daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 9/10/2012 @ 8:57 pm
“Darlin’, you don’t have to cling to your guns and religion—you can cling to your Uncle Joe.’”
Comment by Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 9:00 pm
“Sweetie, you’re the first biker chick I’ve met who is articulate and bright and clean and nice-looking.”
Comment by Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 9:04 pm
Whew! It’s a good thing Biden didn’t misspell potato. There would’ve been serious hell to pay.
Comment by Dana (292dcf) — 9/10/2012 @ 9:05 pm
“Hey babe, your friends look mean and hard, but you look like you might be an ‘Easy Rider.’“
Comment by Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 9:38 pm
“Honey, when you go to the ballot box this November, don’t forget America’s favorite four letter word; O-b-a-m-a !”
Comment by Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 9:45 pm
The two guys: “I don’t care if he is the veep; if he touches her tits, he’s dead!”
Comment by Icy (e4ca1c) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:14 pm
“Hey baby, do ya wanna Fluke?”
Comment by Icy (e4ca1c) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:17 pm
“Come on, honey; I aint had none since Bush’s first term. Geez, even Newt gets more tail than me!”
Comment by Icy (e4ca1c) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:21 pm
“I have to tell you, you’re really giving my package a stimulus!”
Comment by Icy (e4ca1c) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:23 pm
“No, those aren’t saddlebags — those are my nuts dragging the floor.
“
Comment by Icy (e4ca1c) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:27 pm
“I’m thinking 7 letter word…blowjobs…”
Comment by Gazzer (e430ae) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:30 pm
“Don’t laugh! I said it was the president that has a big stick.”
Comment by Icy (e4ca1c) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:30 pm
“Sweet cakes, you’re causing my climate to change !”
Comment by Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:32 pm
Biker Chick: “Senator, I rode with Evil Knievel, I knew Evil Knievel, Evil Knievel was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Evil Knievel.”
Comment by PC14 (87cbf8) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:36 pm
never mind yo friends, girl
it ain’t no sin
to strip right down to your underwear
evvybody say ooh
Comment by happyfeet (f3ee52) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:38 pm
“Hey doll, you know Barack is always talking about spreading the wealth, but it’s not ‘wealth’ that I’m thinking about spreading !”
Comment by Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:40 pm
“But Mr. Vice President, you’ve already been screwing me for the past three and a half years !”
Comment by Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:47 pm
“Ok Sweetheart, here is the deal: I’ll be out of a job in January. Once I walk out the door, I’ll clear out the bank accounts, ditch the wife, get a hog and meet up with you guys later.”
Comment by Cheshirecat (d16616) — 9/10/2012 @ 10:54 pm
“This won’t take long…did it?”
Comment by Gazzer (e430ae) — 9/10/2012 @ 11:16 pm
Four most damaging words in the English language, “Is it in yet?”
Comment by Gazzer (e430ae) — 9/10/2012 @ 11:36 pm
Biker Chick, “Your organ’s not very big…”
Slo-Joe, “It’s not used to playing in a cathedral…”
Comment by Gazzer (e430ae) — 9/10/2012 @ 11:37 pm
Biker on right to biker on left:
“I haven’t the heart to tell him that’s a guy.”
Comment by Kevin M (bf8ad7) — 9/10/2012 @ 11:55 pm
“Hey, babe, you know they call me “Slow Joe” for a reason”
Comment by Kevin M (bf8ad7) — 9/10/2012 @ 11:57 pm
Biker on left, biker on right: Mutual eye roll.
Comment by Kevin M (bf8ad7) — 9/10/2012 @ 11:58 pm
Bikers look on as Vice President stops for lunch with Sandra Fluke.
Comment by Kevin M (bf8ad7) — 9/11/2012 @ 12:29 am
I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin’ with the wind
And the feelin’ that I’m under
Comment by Dos Equis Guy (30a0af) — 9/11/2012 @ 4:05 am
“B*tch, let’s blow this pop stand… yer gonna ride with the kingpin of Satan’s Slow-Wits…”
Comment by Colonel Haiku (0ed0a0) — 9/11/2012 @ 4:47 am
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Comment by UnWashuk (76dd68) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:02 am
Recent “poling” data reflects lackluster performance by Biden
Comment by Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:28 am
“YAY IM WRIDING A MOTORSICKLE! VROOM VROOM!”
Comment by Pious Agnostic (7c3d5b) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:30 am
“You can feel the smoothness, cantcha?”
“Oh, you’re like a Ken doll.”
Comment by Chipperoo (72b8e3) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:40 am
It was many months later when the Vice President finally ‘got’ the biker chick’s joke about the diner serving Vienna sausages and gherkins.
Comment by Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:40 am
Hey girl, want to see my stimulus package?
Comment by OwenKellogg (3738b6) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:40 am
The two guys: “Did we really vote for this tool?”
Comment by Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:44 am
“And if you’re willing to be a really naughty girl, Santa Biden will give you a BIG . . . entitlement.”
Comment by Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:49 am
“I’ll give you a thousand dollars if you’ll dress in nothing but your leathers and ‘punish’ me!”
Comment by Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 5:57 am
“Joe, I just tweeted your wife what you said.”
Comment by PCD (1d8b6d) — 9/11/2012 @ 6:03 am
“Look at me! I’m the star of ‘Scent Of A Woman 2′. Whoo-ah!!!”
Comment by Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 6:12 am
Sloe Joe commits yet another gaffe — in his pants.
Comment by Icy (ae1d87) — 9/11/2012 @ 6:15 am
“That’s right, doll, sit here on my lap, ’cause I don’t want Clint Eastwood making any empty chair jokes at my expense !”
Comment by Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/11/2012 @ 6:36 am
Oops! Keep sitting here until my pants dry, OK?
Comment by MacGruber (298dce) — 9/11/2012 @ 6:54 am
“If you think riding a Harley is fun, try riding a Biden.”
Comment by Zoltan (015445) — 9/11/2012 @ 8:51 am
This is the way I like to remember Joe Biden…the Joe Biden before he got stomped by the bikers.
Comment by Joe Miller (00407a) — 9/11/2012 @ 9:15 am
From the next installment of “My Husband is a Cuckold”…
Comment by rodney smith (2f3666) — 9/11/2012 @ 11:53 am
What’s in YOUR wallet?
Comment by Sammy Finkelman (d22d64) — 9/11/2012 @ 12:15 pm
Biden to chick, Your shirt says “If you can read this shirt the bitch fell off, What’s that mean man?
Comment by D-lo (8b3dce) — 9/11/2012 @ 3:48 pm
Hillary Clinton prepares 2016 presidential run, hoping to be the 4th president Joe Biden has known “intimately”.
Comment by malclave (1db6c5) — 9/11/2012 @ 4:57 pm
Come with me to the Casbah.
Comment by scrubjay (7a1ea7) — 9/11/2012 @ 9:05 pm
Should we give him ten steps, or just beat him where he sits?
Comment by Ron H (f5635b) — 9/12/2012 @ 3:51 pm
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Comment by Elephant Stone (65d289) — 9/12/2012 @ 4:05 pm
ABC’s Arlette Saenz reports that Nielsen says Joe Biden’s speech was the most watched speech during the two party conventions.
Comment by Sammy Finkelman (d22d64) — 9/21/2012 @ 1:31 pm