[Guest post by JD]

Pelosi: I’ll release my tax returns when I run for president

The Onion will soon go out of business. You cannot make this stuff up.

Please please please please please please please for the love of all that is good and holy let her run.

– JD

[Guest post by JD]

I blame Bush.

What could possibly go wrong?

h/t DRJ

– JD

[Guest post by JD]

In leftist bizarro world, as evidenced by the drive-by trolls yesterday, Obama did not say what he said, and what the White House’s transcript confirms he said. And, even if he did say what he didn’t say, it was taken out of context. If you put it in context, however, it is clear that he said what he meant, and he meant what he said. Besides, isn’t he the smartest President ever, and the best orator we will ever encounter?

Now, quoting his exact words is a false attack.

They think you are stupid. So does the MFM.

– JD

Good stuff:

A new survey shows Mitt Romney tied with President Obama in the battleground state of Virginia — exciting news for a Republican challenger who has consistently trailed in recent polling of the state.

The survey, released Thursday by Quinnipiac University, shows each candidate garnering 44 percent of the vote. That’s a five-point swing in Romney’s favor since early June.

Hey Mr. President: if you’re in a hole and it’s getting deeper? You got there on your own.