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4/8/2012

Awwww: Obama Having Trouble Coming Up with a Slogan

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 10:17 pm

It’s a Politico article, and we boycott Politico here, so the link goes to Hot Air Headlines:

Their options, though, are limited: Many of Obama’s biggest achievements — health care reform, financial reform, the stimulus package — are deeply divisive. The ones that are the most widely popular — the killing of Osama bin Laden and the ending of the Iraq War — are foreign policy notches that don’t have much to do with the economy, which polls consistently show is the top concern among voters right now.

I have carefully considered my response to this article, and have decided on the following. Ahem.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Meanwhile, Mitt Romney’s slogan could not be more obvious.

“I am not Barack Obama!”

Sounds like a winner to me.


Submit your Obama campaign slogan below.

Your suggestions for Obama’s campaign slogan are welcome. Consider this a contest. Best one gets a mention in a post on Wednesday.

195 Responses to “Awwww: Obama Having Trouble Coming Up with a Slogan”

  1. “You know I caught bin Laden.”

    max (131bc0)

  2. Not funny enough. You lose.

    Next!

    Patterico (feda6b)

  3. Golf and rutabaga for everybody!

    nk (52d02a)

  4. Hope and Change? j/k

    Barbara Arnold (27e53e)

  5. #$^! The Police.
    Obama-Biden 2012

    Noodles (3681c4)

  6. It’s Only 4 More Years

    Barbara Arnold (27e53e)

  7. Bearing the cross of America for its sins.

    gary gulrud (d88477)

  8. Please don’t send me back to living off Michelle’s income.

    nk (52d02a)

  9. Elections have consequences.

    gary gulrud (d88477)

  10. Who will pay for my daughters’ $85 million spring breaks?

    nk (52d02a)

  11. Do it for the chillins.

    gary gulrud (d88477)

  12. Tony Reza can’t give me a house, anymore.

    nk (52d02a)

  13. I hope you liked the change!

    I was born here. Just like John McCain.

    Obama/? 2012!

    I’ve sold more guns than all previous presidents combined!

    It’s still Bush’s fault!

    Steve (9925bc)

  14. I still blame Bush.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  15. We’ve had such a good time, let’s do this again.

    I can listen to me all day, I know you can too.

    gary gulrud (d88477)

  16. I don’t want to lose King Abdullah.

    nk (52d02a)

  17. How will Putin nuke Poland without me.

    nk (52d02a)

  18. When you want drugs and abortion, vote for me.

    AZ Bob (1c9631)

  19. Whew! That was one deep ditch. Where were we going again?

    gary gulrud (d88477)

  20. Don’t be a racist who doesn’t want a black man in the White House. [Why not, it worked the last time.]

    nk (52d02a)

  21. Good news America, this job is not too small for me after all.

    gary gulrud (d88477)

  22. If not me, write in Rahm.

    nk (52d02a)

  23. Ayers isn’t Ready to Write Another Book Yet America!

    Noodles (3681c4)

  24. We have to start all over, America.

    You can’t make it without me, America.

    gary gulrud (d88477)

  25. You can’t quit me, America.

    gary gulrud (d88477)

  26. Vote for me and you will automatically be entered into a drawing to have brunch with Michelle and I!
    OBAMA – BIDEN 2012

    (no age restrictions or ID required)

    Noodles (3681c4)

  27. Racists.
    Obama-Biden 2012

    Noodles (3681c4)

  28. Free Stuff!!

    Barbara Arnold (27e53e)

  29. Barack to the Future!

    Gazzer (8c7878)

  30. B.O knows Diddley!

    Gazzer (8c7878)

  31. It would be unprencedent, for me not to be reelected.

    nk (52d02a)

  32. OBAMA ’12
    Because fuck you, America.

    d. in c. (ac417f)

  33. Yo quiero Soetero!

    Gazzer (8c7878)

  34. OBAMA ’12
    Because, slavery.
    I know it doesn’t make any sense, but you’re a leftist, it doesn’t need to.

    d. in c. (cae88c)

  35. Will I need to rely on the kindness of strangers.

    nk (52d02a)

  36. It’s election time, Kenya dig it?

    Gazzer (8c7878)

  37. Who cares, I have my pension.

    nk (52d02a)

  38. OBAMA ’12
    The hate too busy to city.
    Wait, wait, I meant to say… ah who cares, Larry Tribe and the NYT will fix it for me.

    d. in c. (cae88c)

  39. And that’s likely right. Obama had his day and fire in the belly, wanting to have been there, will control the campaigns.

    nk (52d02a)

  40. Elect me so I will have the flexibility to sell out the country once I am no longer accountable to the voters.

    [note: fished from spam filter. –Stashiu]

    vatar (ed75b5)

  41. OBAMA ’12
    You holdin’ out on me, whiteboy?
    I know you still got some dollaz left in yo’ pockets.

    d. in c. (ac417f)

  42. Save Bo!
    Obama-Biden 2012

    (I think we all know that he’s going straight to the pound if he loses)

    Noodles (3681c4)

  43. OBAMA ’12
    I’m a good person, and you aren’t.

    d. in c. (ac417f)

  44. Occupy The Future.

    **this one is scary because I could actually see him using it.

    Noodles (3681c4)

  45. “What Makes You Think I’m Leaving?”

    and

    “Nancy and Reid already cast your vote”

    DocWahala (f70e3e)

  46. Vote BHO and get free HBO…

    Gazzer (8c7878)

  47. Don’t make me go all Martial Law on your ass…

    Gazzer (8c7878)

  48. His theme song,
    Me and you and a dog named Bo, etc…

    Gazzer (8c7878)

  49. Let us all unite and see how bad it can get.

    Colonel Haiku (4eb2ae)

  50. Into the Great Abyss!

    Colonel Haiku (4eb2ae)

  51. “Catch Phrase!”

    OxyCon (9b31a3)

  52. 0bama 2012; Nothing’s Gonna Change MY World!

    Colonel Haiku (4eb2ae)

  53. “Another day older, and deeper in debt.”

    “Government can do it.”

    “Be happy we don’t take it all.”

    Kevin M (bf8ad7)

  54. “Road Trip!!!”

    “Toga! toga! toga!”

    Kevin M (bf8ad7)

  55. “We’re so boned, does it even matter any more?”

    Gazzer (8c7878)

  56. Barack Obama – The Best White-Black President EVER!

    kjl291 (f81f1b)

  57. OBAMA ’12
    No More Mr. White Guy

    d. in c. (ac417f)

  58. If your holding out for hope,
    you better change your vote.

    sickofrinos (44de53)

  59. Ask yourself. Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?

    carlitos (49ef9f)

  60. Obama/Biden 2012 — The Dawg & Phony Show is back!

    Icy (ce8ca9)

  61. Bend Over–We’re Not Through Yet!

    WesternActor (1ed407)

  62. — LSD, not LDS!!!

    — “His middle finger has more work to do.”

    — With his skill set he will be just one more name on the unemployment rolls if he loses.

    Icy (ce8ca9)

  63. “I’m on the hook to Putin, now. Help a brutha out?”

    “There are so many people I haven’t thrown under the bus yet!”

    “I’m not gonna finally read the Constitution ‘off the clock’. What are you thinking?”

    “Fool you twice, shame on you!”

    “I’ll be good this time, I promise!”

    Icy (ce8ca9)

  64. “How can I fail spectacularly if you won’t give me 8 years in which to do so?”

    “It’s a crisis! Olbermann is on unemployment.”

    “Who better to deal with the Muslim Brotherhood?”

    Icy (428765)

  65. Obama ’12.
    I have a secret plan to fix everything and give you a Midesat peace.

    Cheshirecat (a1fcca)

  66. Obama ’12
    Its either me or a Mormon Church on every corner.

    Cheshirecat (a1fcca)

  67. We need fewer languages, like Hebrew and Farsi:

    http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2012/04/us-offers-to-negotiate-if-iran.html

    I’ll rub out Shi’ism if Hebes go too.

    gary gulrud (d88477)

  68. Everybody* gets** a car***

    *Only those who vote for me
    **You still have to pay the taxes to support the massive subsidies
    ***Chevy Volt

    h/t Oprah

    Paul (94805a)

  69. “0bama 2012: The Audacity of Indifference”

    “Obama 2012: Incompetence – Some People Get Bonuses… Some people Get Re-elected”

    “0bama 2012: Malignant Narcissism – I AM the Dream”

    “0bama 2012: Behold the Awesomeness!”

    “0bama 2012: Are you Better Off Now Than You Were 5 Trillion Dollars Ago?”

    Colonel Haiku (7efa05)

  70. Vote for me in 2012, because I’ll have a lot more flexibility then…

    Rorschach (c5574d)

  71. “1787 is Dead”

    SarahW (b0e533)

  72. Not very funny, but the for-real Obama campaign theme will pretty clearly be….

    Mitt Romney is scary-weird, and probably racist too. Don’t be like him.

    Markn (1141b8)

  73. “you know you want it baby”

    happyfeet (3c92a1)

  74. Vote for me or I’ll call you a racist.

    Sabba Hillel (778325)

  75. America deserves a great Constitution!

    LTMG (d011cc)

  76. “Obama 2012: Well, What Did You Expect?”

    Curly (8096f2)

  77. OBAMA ’12
    We deserve each other.

    d. in c. (17012e)

  78. Obama 2012
    “It’s not me, it’s you.”

    Dustin (330eed)

  79. “YOU are the 99 percenters”

    “I Work Here Is NOT Done”

    “Will somebody PLEASE change Joe’s diaper, already?”
    [Not so much a campaign slogan; more of an Oval Office colloquialism]

    “To lose would be un-presidented” (*self-groan*)

    “Reporting for duty, and voting ‘present'”

    “Ssssmokin’!”

    “Battling against the War on Women, one dead baby at a time”

    Icy (428765)

  80. “You all would be lost without me”

    “Don’t make me sic the Illuminati on you!”

    “African-Americans against the freaky cultish kracker!”

    “If I had a son he would NOT look like you — and doesn’t that make you feel guilty?”

    Icy (428765)

  81. “Annoy a racist; keep me in office”

    “Buy a Volt, receive a free fire extinguisher”

    “Vote for Pond Scum!”

    Icy (428765)

  82. “Obama — he has executive experience, now”

    “This time he means it”

    “Bow to Ear Leader!”

    Icy (428765)

  83. “Obama 2012: Just Because”

    Colonel Haiku (7efa05)

  84. “0bama 2012: I May Throw Like a Girl, But You Should See My Curveball!”

    Colonel Haiku (7efa05)

  85. “0bama 2012: Dope Hope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no Dope Hope”

    Colonel Haiku (7efa05)

  86. “Mitt Romney is a Republican. And I’m not. And I’m also not Romney!”

    Sammy Finkelman (82409c)

  87. “Things could be worse. Think about it.”

    Sammy Finkelman (82409c)

  88. Obama 2012: “I don’t care! Obama IS awesome.”

    Beldar (8fdc17)

  89. “0bama 2012: Back that rig up right over here, America”

    “0bama 2012: The f**king you get for the f**king you got, America!”

    Colonel Haiku (7efa05)

  90. “0bama 2012: a Rooster in every Roaster”

    Colonel Haiku (7efa05)

  91. “0bama 2012: That woman will beat my ass if I don’t win”

    Colonel Haiku (7efa05)

  92. “America, you are entitled to four more years of ME”

    Icy (428765)

  93. “Well, do ya, punk?”
    It does require you to watch the commercial first:

    ::fade into the oval office, camera on floor looking up at the president.::

    Obama: Before you vote in November I want you to consider how much respect I have shown for the Constitution, those who disagree with me and the whole US in general during the past 4 years.

    I know what you’re thinking, if the other guy wins will Obama actually give up the presidency. Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda don’t know myself. But being as this concerns the legitimacy of the most powerful nation in the world and would blow things clean apart, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”

    Well, do ya, punk?

    ::fade to black::

    max (131bc0)

  94. I won I won
    And you are winning
    And I’m a winner
    So let’s all win together.
    Goo goo gajoob!

    It’ll be something like that.

    CO2 Producer (8178fc)

  95. Oops, forgot the other one,

    “You have to reelect me to find out what inside me.”

    max (131bc0)

  96. “It was A Dark and Stormy Night in America and I Made it Worse”

    elissa (5d253b)

  97. “Do you really want to make Tom Hanks cry?”

    “Bill Ayers needs four more years to write Baack’s memoirs”

    “Moscow wasn’t built in a day, ya know.”

    Icy (428765)

  98. “Barack’s” [is there an app that let’s me complain to Jobs, personally?]

    Icy (428765)

  99. “I bombed Iran”

    Sammy Finkelman (82409c)

  100. “Save the TOTUS!”

    “Please! If I’m out of office we’ll have to travel together!”

    “I don’t want my daughters to be punished with a daddy that’s a failure”

    “Four more years (of banging Scarlett in secret)”

    “Soros ordered me to run again”

    Icy (428765)

  101. NotRomney! 2012

    Sarahw (b0e533)

  102. ReElect the President – It’s the Wright thing to do!

    AD-RtR/OS! (b8ab92)

  103. You remember LA in ’92?
    Vote Obama.

    Ghost (6f9de7)

  104. I’ll make it legal. For real this time.
    Vote Obama

    Ghost (6f9de7)

  105. All of your bucks stop here

    “As I have always said, let me be perfectly clear: um, er, uh … um …”

    “I need more time to heal all of the racial divisions that I’ve personally caused”

    “Israel still exists . . . We have more work yet to do”

    Icy (428765)

  106. NotRomney! 2012
    Comment by Sarahw — 4/9/2012 @ 12:00 pm

    — “Vote for me; avoid the VAT”

    Icy (428765)

  107. “Yesterday’s Ideas Tomorrow!”

    Donal Ryan (4c0364)

  108. “uh”

    Dustin (330eed)

  109. “I’ll Have More Flexibility After the Election !”

    Elephant Stone (0ae97d)

  110. OBAMA ’12
    We can share the women, we can share the wine.
    We can share what we got of yours,
    We already shared all of mine.

    d. in c. (cae88c)

  111. OBAMA ’12
    From each according to his abilities, to each according to his ninos.

    d. in c. (ac417f)

  112. “Now I’s the Winner of your Discontent !”

    Alasdair (a1ea62)

  113. “Do unto others, then run … for re-election”

    Icy (428765)

  114. Screwing Things Up
    Every Day
    Every Way

    Mike Myers (dc4fc0)

  115. “Thank you, sir. May we have another?”
    — BDSM practitioners for Obama

    Icy (428765)

  116. Judges Get Old
    Obama-Biden 2012

    Noodles (3681c4)

  117. Well, there’s the right way, there’s the wrong way, and then there’s the completely out of your mind way; but, enough about my running-mate….

    AD-RtR/OS! (b8ab92)

  118. “He’s a Mormon . . . A MORMON!!!”

    Icy (428765)

  119. #118 submitted by Larry O’Donnell

    Icy (428765)

  120. Up against the wall, motherf**ker!

    ropelight (16077e)

  121. That’s the punchline, ropelight. Say the rest of the joke.

    nk (52d02a)

  122. Fight For American Values
    OBAMA-BIDEN 2012

    **They run as centrists against Hollywood using the far left claims that he is a right winger.

    Noodles (3681c4)

  123. Demoralize America, Wait Them Out!
    OBAMA-BIDEN 2012

    Noodles (3681c4)

  124. “We must defeat President Bush this November !”

    OBAMA-BIDEN ’12

    Elephant Stone (0ae97d)

  125. “I Plan to Win the Electoral Votes of all 57 States !”

    Elephant Stone (0ae97d)

  126. “Psst! Romney se reanudarán las deportaciones”

    Sammy Finkelman (d22d64)

  127. “Don’t tax him, Don’t tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree.”

    Sammy Finkelman (d22d64)

  128. “ANY TAX INCREASE, NO MATTER HOW SMALL, THAT ROMNEY OPPOSES IS WHAT WOULD PAINLESSLY SOLVE OUR BUDGET PROBLEMS.”

    Sammy Finkelman (d22d64)

  129. “Just Think Of It As my Psych Experiment To See if I Can Fool You Again.”
    “Obama 2012″

    elissa (e23c47)

  130. OBAMA ’12
    Just think: only a few more years of mass immigration, and we won’t even have to bother campaigning any more.

    d. in c. (17012e)

  131. 1. VOTE OBAMA: FOUR MORE YEARS OF THE SAME S__T.

    2. YOU ASKED FOR HOPE AND CHANGE. YOU GOT DESPAIR AND STAGNATION. OBAMA ’12.

    (God help the Republic!)

    Bored Lawyer (c8f13b)

  132. OBAMA ’12
    Hell, once you get a load of Van Jones in ’16, you’ll look back on me with fond nostalgia.

    d. in c. (17012e)

  133. 117.Well, there’s the right way, there’s the wrong way, and then there’s the completely out of your mind way; but, enough about my running-mate

    Yes, I always say that Joe Biden is Obama’s anti-assasination insurance.

    Bored Lawyer (c8f13b)

  134. I have never understood the Biden insurance argument.

    Biden doesn’t seem like he hates America, and idk how his policies could have been worse than Obamas.

    (Note: I am not promoting assassination AT ALL, I am merely talking about the argument itself)

    Noodles (3681c4)

  135. Red White and Blue fify

    SarahW (b0e533)

  136. Bored Lawyer #133 – Former Speaker Pelosi was Obama’s main assassination insurance – that, and keeping as much as possible on the favourable side of the original sources of the Assassins – the Cult of the Hashishin (sub-cult of Islam) …

    Alasdair (e7cb73)

  137. If Only You Were Lonely
    OBAMA-BIDEN 2012

    Noodles (3681c4)

  138. 134.I have never understood the Biden insurance argument.

    Biden doesn’t seem like he hates America, and idk how his policies could have been worse than Obamas.

    It is the difference between living next to a trained Rottweiler and living next to a rabid Rottweiler. The former can be vicious and mean, but at least he has a head on his shoulders and has some sense of what he can and cannot get away with. The latter is just rabid and hence unpredictable.

    Bored Lawyer (1cf033)

  139. You Want Change? Da Bro Gotta Go.

    Colonel Haiku (7efa05)

  140. “Reggie Love Left Me—Don’t You Abandon Me, Too, America !”

    OBAMA-BIDEN ’12

    Band Aid (0ae97d)

  141. Flight From American Values
    OBAMA-BIDEN 2012

    — FTFY

    Icy (428765)

  142. “Everything I know is wrong”

    “Obama/Biden 2012 — The ‘American People Under the Bus’ tour”

    “Meet the new party boss; same as the old party boss”

    Icy (428765)

  143. Hope & Change Apologize & Bow”

    “Robbin’ Da Hood”

    Icy (428765)

  144. I’d vote Biden over Obama.

    That’s how bad things are.

    I’d also vote yes to a secession petition.

    Dustin (330eed)

  145. “Four More Years of Having Killed Bin Laden”

    funnier, no?

    RedHatRob (adfdc7)

  146. “Don’t get fooled again. Oh, wait…”

    Kevin M (bf8ad7)

  147. Obama: when you absolutely positively have to destroy an economic system in 4 years.

    Ken in Camarillo (645bed)

  148. All your tax are belong to us

    Ken in Camarillo (645bed)

  149. OBAMA ’12
    Give me more time, it’s taking longer to destroy America than I thought.

    d. in c. (ac417f)

  150. Hey, now I have more executive experience than Sarah Palin!

    The Dana who won't vote for him in 2012 (3e4784)

  151. Vote for me this year, and by 2016 the voters will be so fed up with Democrats that Hillary’ll never win in 2016!

    The Dana who won't vote for her in 2016 (3e4784)

  152. “Got Shovel?”

    SarahW (b0e533)

  153. “Republican budget cuts Ctrl-V”

    Sammy Finkelman (033fec)

  154. bagger288effyeah!

    happyfeet (3c92a1)

  155. “Blame Canada”

    Kevin M (bf8ad7)

  156. Teh One 2012 – that which has not yet been raped y the dirty little socialists, will be.

    JD (ace8c4)

  157. “The Buffett rule – it’s just math”

    Sammy Finkelman (d22d64)

  158. “2+2=2,788,222″

    Sammy Finkelman (d22d64)

  159. “The Damage is Done”

    Icy (fbdc08)

  160. Slogan suggestion: “For the people, not the platform”

    David Lohoefer (dcea6f)

  161. “Hit Me Baby, One More Time!”

    Random (fba0b1)

  162. The Man, a Plan, a Corral. fEMA CAMP!

    SarahW (b0e533)

  163. I’m really likin’ Air Force One and Marine One
    Vote “The One” 2012

    elissa (126d93)

  164. “I like Reagan more”

    Sammy Finkelman (d22d64)

  165. “Some kind of health-care plan
    Must be passed of course.”

    Sammy Finkelman (d22d64)

  166. “Be on the right side of history — re-elect Obama”

    “Entitled To Four More Years”

    “You Can’t Quit Us”

    “It’s the new civility, beyotches!”

    “Still Clean and Articulate”

    Icy (fbdc08)

  167. ” Do the math.. On second thought, don’t actually do it.”

    Sammy Finkelman (d22d64)

  168. “I only promised Putin hope and change”

    Sammy Finkelman (d22d64)

  169. “Return to the 1967 borders!” [rejected]

    “I’ll be a lame duck. What harm could I possibly do?”

    “Close businesses, not GITMO” [provisionally rejected]

    Icy (fbdc08)

  170. Obama ’12
    Because capitalism doesn’t work.

    Mr P (449978)

  171. “Obama 2012: Let’s Make a Deal – I Won’t Mention My Record if You Don’t Mention My Promises”

    Colonel Haiku (f60c76)

  172. Broken Promises

    Colonel Haiku (f60c76)

  173. “Rushmore or Bust!”

    “Smarter than Nixon”

    Kevin M (bf8ad7)

  174. “Vote for me or this puppy dies”

    Kevin M (bf8ad7)

  175. 0bama 2012: I’m not trying to ‘redistribute wealth’.

    Colonel Haiku (d207d8)

  176. “Fair Share; Share Fair”

    “Imagine no possessions — four more years and it will be reality”

    “America’s chickens have come home to vote”

    “Celebutards Unite!”

    Icy (962b81)

  177. “Where the white women at?” [rejected … unless it polls well]

    “Where the white-trash women at?” [recycled Slick Willie ad]

    “Vote for me — it’s the only way you’ll ever see an Asian on the Supreme Court”

    “Three Words: Roseanne, Guillotine Czar”

    Icy (962b81)

  178. I suspend my campaign and cast all my votes for Sabba Hillel:

    Vote for me or I’ll call you a racist.

    Comment by Sabba Hillel — 4/9/2012 @ 7:41 am

    nk (52d02a)

  179. “If I don’t drive our little country all the way over the cliff, what will the gulrud’s of this world do with themselves?”

    “One wife at a time is quite enough — trust me, I know whereof I speak”

    “Ozzie Guillén for Ambassador to Venezuela!” [on the back burner until the heat dies down]

    “Six Brothers for Twenty-Seven Sister Wives” [not really a campaign slogan; just an idea for a play I might write one day]

    Icy (962b81)

  180. “Abstimmung für den schwarzen Kerl. Er hasst Juden.”
    — Pope Benedict

    Icy (962b81)

  181. “Ozzie Guillén could be my brother . . . or my uncle, IF he was homeless and here illegally” [hold in the “maybe” pile while awaiting word from legal]

    Icy (962b81)

  182. “You racists need to keep me in office . . . an office from which I will ignite the race war”

    “No voter ID. It’s just not fair. I mean, look how hard it was for ME just to get a copy of my birth certificate!”

    “Rutherford B. Hayes can suck it!”

    “I named my dog ‘Bo’ after my own initials because — well, I’m not sure why; because he’s a little black hairbag that craps all over parts of America, and I . . . oh.”

    Icy (962b81)

  183. “Seamus was the victim of enhanced interrogation techniques!”

    “Medical marijuana users for . . . uh, who is it we’re for, again? oh yeah . . . legal potheads for Obama!”

    “Trayvon would’ve voted for me” [send royalty check to John Edwards c/o The Never-Let-A-Dead-Child-Go-To-Waste fund]

    “I was born a poor black child. Thank God this was pre-Roe v Wade!” [potential problem: unlike Steve Martin’s character, Barack’s father was NOT present to teach him the difference between sh*t and shinola. UPDATE: in Obama’s case this has been deemed an asset.]

    Icy (962b81)

  184. Obama/Biden 2012
    America, it’s time to tear you a new one

    Icy (962b81)

  185. “Let me tell you how it will be,
    There’s one for you, ninety-nine for me”

    Icy (962b81)

  186. “Remember Romney’s dog!”

    Sammy Finkelman (1b40e8)

  187. Please vote for Obama, ’cause Mitt Romney will fire me! And where I am now, I’m not really bothering you all that much.

    Surely you Hope that that doesn’t Change!

    The Honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton, Secretary of State (3e4784)

  188. “Don’t let future historians say I’m a failed president! Re-Elect Obama (Historians almost never mark re-elected presidents as failures)

    Sammy Finkelman (cd2969)

  189. OBAMA ’12
    I don’t really care whether black people get rich.
    I just want white people to be poor.

    d. in c. (cae88c)

  190. Can I simply offer “D’OH!”

    Pamela (376bf0)

  191. 188. Hahahahaha

    SarahW (b0e533)

  192. Obama in 2012 – He Still Means Well.

    Yodan (cbcac7)

  193. Obama

    So Little for So Much

    EvilMonk (ceace9)


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