Sockpuppet Friday—The “Better Late Than Never” Edition!
[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here. Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]
As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sockpuppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself.
And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.
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And there is no Friday frivolity, just my apology for being unable to put this post up until now. It has been a busy week and my wife and I have both been sick at times.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]
The Palestinian brute applies for U.N. membership.
Bill Levinson (64388b) — 9/23/2011 @ 5:31 pmHave a heart. Spend your tax dollars on people who flout our laws!
Dick Perry (73a7ea) — 9/23/2011 @ 5:58 pmYou teatards are too stupid to walk and chew gum. Your new earth creationism anti-science theocracy has been rejected by all thinking people.
tifosa (6d8a47) — 9/23/2011 @ 6:03 pmSick?
EPWJ (ab2eca) — 9/23/2011 @ 6:09 pmYou don’t know what sick is!
I see that Harvard had a 21% return on their Endowment investments in the last year….
Bernie Madoff (ab2eca) — 9/23/2011 @ 6:17 pmand people are complaining about my schemes.
The SEC should be investigating The Crimson.
Hope you and your wife are feeling better, Aaron. And–for the last time, stay at least three posts away from me at all times!
Grace Park (325a59) — 9/23/2011 @ 6:19 pmHiiii!! Everybody look at MEEEE!
President Barack H. Obama, Healer of Planets and Suppressor of Tides, who's ALWAYS the only one in the room (325a59) — 9/23/2011 @ 6:21 pmLook for my Palin Panty auction on eBay. Coming soon. Heh heh heh.
EPWJ (bf33e9) — 9/23/2011 @ 6:22 pmNot to worry. We got yer Friday frivolity covered.
Public Service Announcements, International Bureau (325a59) — 9/23/2011 @ 6:28 pmI’ve decided I’m meeting with our President. So. Barry. Whatz up? Call me, baby.
Lady Gaga, self-effacement personified (325a59) — 9/23/2011 @ 6:34 pm…
Solyndra sexecutive (3e4c20) — 9/23/2011 @ 6:41 pmSolyndra?
That was the name of my last wife.
JoeBiden (d54602) — 9/23/2011 @ 6:54 pmSolyndra? Never heard of them.
David Axelrod (318f81) — 9/23/2011 @ 7:23 pmSolyndra? Nah. Doesn’t ring any bells.
Rahm Emannuel (318f81) — 9/23/2011 @ 7:23 pmHey, I know it’s the sockpuppet thread, but I’m not a sock.
Someone’s trying to defame me.
Surely, there’s something someone with no money can do, yes?
John Hitchcock (7af282) — 9/23/2011 @ 7:35 pmWait a minute.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0911/64306.html
Elizabeth Warren was making THAT much money? I think she owes a lot of it to the government—more than she paid—because there is so much that others have done to make her huge salary possible.
Like protect her from us.
Just to remind you:
http://www.prosebeforehos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/elizabeth-warren-social-contract.jpg
The Marauding Bands (463deb) — 9/23/2011 @ 7:58 pmSockpuppet is late. Velly late. You want bailout funds?
Hoo Mee- Solyndra VP of Communications (7051ab) — 9/23/2011 @ 8:09 pmDa joooooooooooooooos are villfied for starting wars because they dare to defend themselves from palestinian rockthrowers…….honestly if da left had rocks thrown at them from these pieces of garbages than they would start complaining…………….oh no they wouldn’t.
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/23/2011 @ 8:16 pmTypical Paulnuts rhetoric.
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/23/2011 @ 8:16 pmWhy are people dissing the price of my jewels that Meechelle wore? After all, it’s her money, isn’t it? Well, isn’t it?
Katie Decker (f60ce1) — 9/23/2011 @ 8:31 pmIf Hitler were alive today he would recognixe a palestinian state.
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/23/2011 @ 8:37 pmI only tell the truth. It’s your problem if you don’t like it.
EricPW "always right" Johnson (f60ce1) — 9/23/2011 @ 8:38 pmNot voting for a black man is racism, no matter why.
Morgan Freeman (563f77) — 9/23/2011 @ 8:41 pmI’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Rick Perry (f1c59f) — 9/23/2011 @ 8:45 pmNobody wanted to see that Mongolian guy anyway.
Barack Hussein Obama (f60ce1) — 9/23/2011 @ 8:52 pmHello Dave…
NASA must still be using an abacus to track satellites. Two hours after they think it went down, and they’re still not sure.
I think they should step outside, don’t you Dave?
Hal5000 (89be91) — 9/23/2011 @ 11:51 pmBloop! Bloop! [Air bubbles rushing to the ocean surface]
Intercontinental Railroad Passenger (e7577d) — 9/24/2011 @ 5:21 amSolyndra=Tempest in a teabag.
http://thinkprogress.org/romm/2011/09/13/317594/timeline-bush-administration-solyndra-loan-guarantee/
tifosa (603a7d) — 9/24/2011 @ 6:27 am#3ish The loan comprises just 1.3% (1.3% hellllllooooo) of DOE’s overall loan portfolio. To date, Solyndra IS THE ONLY LOAN that’s known to be troubled.
……Just sayin’
#3. OK KIDS! If tifosa won’t say it, I’ll say it! “teatardsteatardsteatards!” There! (I know (s)he is thinking it because I’M THINKING IT! ALL THE TIME! Whew, cathartic…
JD (603a7d) — 9/24/2011 @ 6:39 amJD — per her instructions, I looked up the word “tifosa”. It’s an Italian word, commonly used w/r/t soccer, and translates roughly as “fan-girl” (masculine version would be tifoso, i.e. fan-boy).
IOW sort of a mindless cheerleader for her squad, right or wrong.
Seems aptly chosen.
d. in c. (ac417f) — 9/24/2011 @ 7:09 am“To date, Solyndra IS THE ONLY LOAN that’s known to be troubled.
……Just sayin’”
tifosa – Too bad the political pressure and cronyism prevented them from making the right decision, turning down the loan and saving the taxpayers that 1.3%………Just sayin’.
daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 9/24/2011 @ 7:10 am“political pressure” and “cronyism” are far from having been proven. Lather, rinse, repeat the memes.
JD (603a7d) — 9/24/2011 @ 7:23 amoops the ^^^ was moi 😀
tifosies (603a7d) — 9/24/2011 @ 7:24 amThe fact that they are not ‘selfaware’ to realize than the Soros tentacle, CAP, was part of the Solyndra story, lol
ian cormac (ed5f69) — 9/24/2011 @ 7:26 amhttp://blogs.investors.com/capitalhill/index.php/home/35-politicsinvesting/2769-soros-backed-group-was-solyndra-cheerleader-too
ian cormac (ed5f69) — 9/24/2011 @ 7:31 amLightSquared..SQUIRREL 😉
tifosa (603a7d) — 9/24/2011 @ 7:40 amno one edits the Times anymore
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/24/opinion/the-phony-solyndra-scandal.html?_r=1
ian cormac (ed5f69) — 9/24/2011 @ 7:41 amTony Rezko, Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, ACORN, Rashid Khalidi – squirrels
daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 9/24/2011 @ 7:49 amTeenage mutant ninja squirrels, daley.
ian cormac (ed5f69) — 9/24/2011 @ 7:50 amWhy is Israel villified for existing?
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/24/2011 @ 8:15 amHey lets gove fakeistnians a state after they killed a jewish family in cold blood.
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/24/2011 @ 8:23 amOne squirrel passes away quietly: Park51 Community Center opens without protest #groundzeromosquechokesonateanut.
tifosa (603a7d) — 9/24/2011 @ 8:35 amgive*
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/24/2011 @ 8:55 amAnd yes NY has more than enough trees.
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/24/2011 @ 8:56 amWhen the north finchley park mosque, there was no hubbub either
Ian cormac (21401c) — 9/24/2011 @ 9:17 amTifosa shut the hell up you assclown.
Which is more important fuel efficient cars or disaster relief?
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/24/2011 @ 9:53 amDOH, tell me, what did I do (right) to earn your wrath? ☮
tifosa (603a7d) — 9/24/2011 @ 10:14 amtiffy, real or puppet?
Another Drew - Restore the Republic / Obama Sucks! (2e4e7f) — 9/24/2011 @ 10:27 amIncomprehensible is a qualification for SPF, but your are supposed to be funny, not futile.
40 million squirrels can’t be wrong. Bloop!
Intercontinental Railroad Passenger (e7577d) — 9/24/2011 @ 2:35 pmHow many times do I have to tell you dhimmi wimps Muslims worship a different god than us.
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/24/2011 @ 8:32 pmIslam is a perverted cult that claims to be abrahamic in religion but it acts differently.
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/24/2011 @ 8:44 pmI, for one, am confused, abandoned, behind the dryer and not a puppet — yet. And it’s Saturday.
The dirty left sock behind the dryer (9a213d) — 9/24/2011 @ 9:01 pmAllah is not the same god as in christianity.
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/24/2011 @ 9:04 pmYet, I must continue to post as DohBiden using this discarded Nokia semi-smart phone because it’s here and I am a dirty left sock behind the dryer and there’s nothing else to do.
I think Allyson is still looking for the Nokia.
The dirty left sock behind the dryer (9a213d) — 9/24/2011 @ 9:13 pmWow.
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/24/2011 @ 9:20 pmPaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPWJ (0ae240) — 9/25/2011 @ 4:12 amI am sooo angry with them tea party people. I never got to hook up with a tall handsome black basketball player when I was young and single.
Maxine Walters (21ef74) — 9/25/2011 @ 9:04 amI’m with you Maxine. I never got to hook up with one either. By the way guys, I’m single…
Barney boy frank (21ef74) — 9/25/2011 @ 9:06 amOnce I carefully explain all the good the President has done for the jewish people, they will again flock to his banner.
New WH Jewish spokesperson (21ef74) — 9/25/2011 @ 9:09 amSometimes you Palestinians are as bad as the jews. Don’t you read election results? An effin REPULICAN got elected in a NYC special election for a house seat. So of course I’m going to have to trash you in the UN. If I’m not elected, where will you be?
So sit tight, and shut up. Once I get reelected, then we can talk about you overrunning Isreal.
The Prez on a secure phone line (21ef74) — 9/25/2011 @ 9:14 amI bet Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi were really something before electricity.
Dick Hertz (23913b) — 9/25/2011 @ 3:22 pmCan the left stop justifying coyote attacks on innocent children.
B-but we infringed on their territories!!!Eleventy
DohBiden (d54602) — 9/27/2011 @ 9:32 amYou know why that butterball of a governor’s not running? ‘Cause I said so. That’s why.
Tony Soprano (9d1bb3) — 9/27/2011 @ 7:02 pmink on hand
PerryHaiku (9d1bb3) — 9/28/2011 @ 9:35 pmwife to me
unzip fly
before pee
ink on hand
PerryHaiku (9d1bb3) — 9/28/2011 @ 10:21 pmme to me
upchuck not
while on TV
ink on palm
PerryHaiku (9d1bb3) — 9/28/2011 @ 10:27 pmwife to me
Denny’s first
bibs are free