Patterico's Pontifications

9/8/2011

Caption Contest

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:19 am



Via Allahpundit on Twitter.

44 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. “Keep it up, Ron, and they’ll never find your body.”

    dick (4ffb7f) — 9/8/2011 @ 7:25 am

  2. An asshole messed with me once. Once.

    EC (dda60e) — 9/8/2011 @ 7:28 am

  3. I’m not a badass, but the badasses don’t mess with me!

    BarSinister (5a3146) — 9/8/2011 @ 7:31 am

  4. It’s a good thing you’re an OB-GYN, ’cause I’m this close to punching you in the ovaries.

    Sean Higgins (d33ad7) — 9/8/2011 @ 7:40 am

  5. “you’re number 1!”

    a different Mark (b94c65) — 9/8/2011 @ 7:45 am

  6. Mention that letter supporting Hillary-Care ONE more time…

    a different Mark (b94c65) — 9/8/2011 @ 7:47 am

  7. There can be only one!

    a different Mark (b94c65) — 9/8/2011 @ 7:57 am

  8. “hey doc, I got a splinter in this finger right here. Can you help me out?”

    a different Mark (b94c65) — 9/8/2011 @ 7:58 am

  9. I’m saying this as a friend; there are medications that can help you.

    great unknown (261470) — 9/8/2011 @ 7:59 am

  10. “Now wait a moment. What kind of deal are you offering on gold?”

    Simon Jester (9797e2) — 9/8/2011 @ 8:02 am

  11. Nobody messes with Rick Perry and gets away with it. The last person to do this was named… Rick Perry.

    —-

    Look at Ron’s body language? Those hands!

    At any rate, I would prefer a debate or two where we narrowed the field down a bit.

    Dustin (b2fb78) — 9/8/2011 @ 8:18 am

  12. Doctor, heal thyself.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 9/8/2011 @ 8:20 am

  13. I hear Mars is lovely this time of year. You might want to check it out Congressman.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 9/8/2011 @ 8:23 am

  14. “Go ahead, pull my finger.”

    mojo (8096f2) — 9/8/2011 @ 9:27 am

  15. Don’t you say “Bilderberg” if you ever want to see your family again.

    Bugg (ea1809) — 9/8/2011 @ 9:54 am

  16. You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather take the butcher’s word for it?

    Darin H (a86325) — 9/8/2011 @ 10:02 am

  17. “Did you hear about the coyote that messed with my dog?”

    SPQR (26be8b) — 9/8/2011 @ 10:15 am

  18. The SFW version

    East Coast Chris (ad19c5) — 9/8/2011 @ 10:47 am

  19. DING…DING…DING!

    ECC has a winner.

    Another Drew - Restore the Republic / Obama Sucks! (eb769c) — 9/8/2011 @ 10:51 am

  20. LOL, Chris.

    hahahaha

    Apparently some people are whining that Perry was not respectful enough of Paul.

    Apparently Paul and others like him are royalty and we should demand some kind of comity bullcrap when people lie about eachother.

    Perry does not appear to understand these rules, and just calls liars what they really are.

    I really like this guy. What’s interesting is that I didn’t really like him that much for a long time. The more I look at him, the more I like him. Sure, he’s not polished enough. But I actually think there’s an honest fella in there, who actually insists on some kind of fair principles rather than typical beltway BS.

    Can you imagine how much Perry must scare almost all other politicians?

    Dustin (b2fb78) — 9/8/2011 @ 10:53 am

  21. Dustin, as I said yesterday, in ’08 we elected “smooth” and “polished”.
    What has that gotten for us?
    It’s time for “Old Hickory”!

    Another Drew - Restore the Republic / Obama Sucks! (eb769c) — 9/8/2011 @ 10:56 am

  22. “Dude, stay away from the brown acid.”

    TANSTAAFL (382819) — 9/8/2011 @ 11:01 am

  23. There are other pics almost as good. I smell a meme.

    This one definitely NSFW

    East Coast Chris (ad19c5) — 9/8/2011 @ 11:53 am

  24. To add, if you Google the Texas state motto, it’s funnier.

    East Coast Chris (ad19c5) — 9/8/2011 @ 11:53 am

  25. “You need stop talk now.”

    Jim S. (dc6d8f) — 9/8/2011 @ 12:57 pm

  26. There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

    a different Mark (e5bc29) — 9/8/2011 @ 1:02 pm

  27. “You’re getting sleepy… sleepy… when you awake you will make some crazy comments…”

    malclave (4f3ec1) — 9/8/2011 @ 1:37 pm

  28. “Ron, you’re an M.D. so you should know you gotta take your meds EVERY day! You don’t want to hurt yourself, do you?

    Gov. Perry (f8a299) — 9/8/2011 @ 1:42 pm

  29. It is so funny that the Paulbots are insisting this is ‘grabbing him’ and ‘assault’.

    Citizens Arrest! Citizens Arrest!

    /Barney Fife, the original Paul bot.

    Dustin (b2fb78) — 9/8/2011 @ 1:44 pm

  30. Le musical caption: torchy

    sarahW (fd5a41) — 9/8/2011 @ 1:44 pm

  31. “Ron, we’ve had this little talk before- you keep saying ‘fences keep people in’. Its ‘out’. Remember? ‘Out’. I know prepositions are hard…”

    ppk_pixie (901c40) — 9/8/2011 @ 1:54 pm

  32. Ron, pretend this is my middle finger!

    peedoffamerican (ee1de0) — 9/8/2011 @ 3:56 pm

  33. “You keep fucking with me like that and I’ll put you down like a rabid coyote!

    rorschach (abdd8a) — 9/9/2011 @ 5:21 am

  34. Rick Perry-Pull my finger.

    Ron Paul-I’m not gay.

    DohBiden (d54602) — 9/9/2011 @ 3:46 pm

  35. Leftys-Oh my gosh we are cutting down too many trees.

    Rick Perry-You see Ron Paul this is why i have no pateince for these douschebags.

    Ron Paul-Why you raising your finger in my face?

    DohBiden (d54602) — 9/9/2011 @ 4:02 pm

  36. patience*

    DohBiden (d54602) — 9/9/2011 @ 4:02 pm

  37. douchebags*

    peedoffamerican (ee1de0) — 9/9/2011 @ 7:38 pm

  38. “Ron, d’ya know the old saying about picking your ‘friends'”?

    felipe (2ec14c) — 9/11/2011 @ 11:43 am

  39. You can pick yer friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

    I know, if I have to explain it, “it ain’t funny”.

    felipe (2ec14c) — 9/11/2011 @ 11:44 am

  40. Or how about…

    “Which eye, Ron?”

    felipe (2ec14c) — 9/11/2011 @ 11:46 am

  41. “Ya know who’s gonna win Ron, me. That guy up there told me so. He talks to me and tells me bedtime stories too, btw.”

    tifosa (25222a) — 9/11/2011 @ 12:07 pm

  42. “See my finger, Ron? That’s the size of what the majority of useful idiot males have hangin’ between their narrow, little thighs. Now don’t y’all be one of ’em.”

    ColonelHaiku (601b0d) — 9/11/2011 @ 12:16 pm

  43. Why did the GOP presidential contender wait six years to clean up the culture of child rape at Texas youth detention centers?

    “Texas’ Deputy Attorney General for Criminal Justice, Don Clemmer, later testified that his office didn’t have the resources to investigate allegations of sexual abuse at a TYC facility in Ward County because at the time the local agent was busy investigating charges of voter fraud by a 68-year-old Hispanic woman.”

    Catskillls (70e272) — 9/12/2011 @ 4:36 pm

  44. Yelverton is armed with the disingenuous talking points from … Drumroll …. MotherJones, thinkregress, mmfa, etal ….

    JD (318f81) — 9/12/2011 @ 5:02 pm


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