[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here. Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]
As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, a lot.
And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.
And for this week’s Friday Frivolity, I have good news and bad news for Marine Sgt. Scott Moore. He has become famous for making this video asking actress Mila Kunis…
…to the Marine Corps Ball. You can watch his video asking her out, here.
First, the good news: she said yes. And despite silly rumors that it would be impossible for her to attend because she would be shooting a movie, it’s still on.
Now the bad news. She has also said this about casual sex:
I can give you my stance on it: It’s like communism—good in theory, in execution it fails. Friends of mine have done it, and it never ends well. Why do people put themselves through that torture?
So dude, don’t set your hopes too high on this date.
On the other hand, she doesn’t like communism, so that’s something…
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]