Sockpuppet Friday—The Zombie Chapman Edition!
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As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
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And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.
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And for this week’s Friday Frivolity, they are reuniting Monty Python, sort-of, even with their fallen comrade, Graham Chapman:
(He’s on the left.)
A Monty Python reunion film is brewing, and not just that but it’ll star member Graham Chapman — who’s been dead since 1989.
The New York Times reports that a 3D animated film of Chapman’s “absurdist” memoir A Liar’s Autobiography: Volume VI is in the works, with most of the other Python members “performing roles that are cut together with Chapman’s voice from a taped reading made shortly before he died.”
The new film has 15 different animation companies working on chapters that will run between three and 12 minutes long, each in a different style of cartooning. Eric Idle is the only Python member who hasn’t signed on for the film (yet).
We can certainly hope they will do that legendary comedy troupe justice.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]
The constitution is a living, breathing document…
Unless we are talking anchor babies. Then you are stuck with what the 14th amendment says, stupid conservatives.
Richard Stengel (e7d72e) — 7/1/2011 @ 8:31 amStop commenting about my voluptuous TaTa’s, haters.
Gennettec (bf33e9) — 7/1/2011 @ 8:34 amParty time.
Zorba the Greek (aa856e) — 7/1/2011 @ 8:39 amBrahhhaaaha
latest plot: I “Desire to be the biggest man in the world, so I will invent Pure Distilled Shrinking Water to shrink people to the size of my thumb.
Curse you Patterico, Foiled again
Simon Sinister (d77c52) — 7/1/2011 @ 8:56 amDoes your rule prohibit me from participating?
Bill Maher (fd5949) — 7/1/2011 @ 9:01 am^ hahahaha
“AARON” nice thread. It’s very “SMART” and “QUOTATION MARKS” are the “H”eight of my capacity for wit”.”
Tamandua (b7410e) — 7/1/2011 @ 9:08 amOkay, okay. I apologize for calling Obama a d*ck. He’s really a f*ing c*nt.
Mark Halperin (4c6c0c) — 7/1/2011 @ 9:15 amDomino’s Pizza 4402 Fenton Road, Flint – (810) 234-5333 ACCESS 200 GRMs of Cold Pizza P and C. FTA w/in 30 minutes. INVOL ASLT WIT Deadly Flavor Probably right wingers did it. DELINQ W Parmesan. DISORD Topping arrangment. EXTORT W 2Liter Pepsi prices. UNAUTH Anchovy
It’s in the public record!
Aleesha "Neal" Payne (b7410e) — 7/1/2011 @ 9:20 amNeal is Here? I thought I was Neal? Two of us can’t exist in the same place It’s going to cause a time distortion. My name is Q, I really exist. My name is… D-m, so many sockpuppets personalities that I’m confusing myself. Who am I?
Simon Sinister (d77c52) — 7/1/2011 @ 9:40 amRule Six: There is no Rule Six.
Captain Ned (5659f5) — 7/1/2011 @ 9:51 amI have clearly laid out the events of Weinergate, including my cat’s remarks!
Lee Stranahan (e7577d) — 7/1/2011 @ 9:51 amChapman? He’s not dead. He’s resting.
Michael Palin (890cbf) — 7/1/2011 @ 9:56 amMark H: Glad you saw the error of your ways. Hey, I live with the guy and know the truth.
Meechelle Obama (efd43b) — 7/1/2011 @ 10:01 amPerhaps I should bail before everything goes to He**. And these taxes are killing me.
Tiny Tim G. (efd43b) — 7/1/2011 @ 10:03 amTiny,
Stop pointing figures, pencil-neck.
TurboTax (890cbf) — 7/1/2011 @ 10:05 amMonogamy is good for those not seeking to expand the anal expanding possibilities of their relationship.
Dan Savage (e7577d) — 7/1/2011 @ 10:06 amOnline show with a cat
OK. That’s a little unfair. A little. But keyboard cat.
Not Even Doom Music (b7410e) — 7/1/2011 @ 10:08 amSure is hard to escape the net when swimming in a pot of beans.
Creel Roachfish (d29614) — 7/1/2011 @ 10:10 amWe hate that network with the white-hot heat of a thousand suns.
*stabbing pencils repeatedly into desks*
MSNBC, CNN, Newsweek, Time, HuffPo, NYT, TNR, NPR, Utne Reader and Mother Jones (136b86) — 7/1/2011 @ 10:38 amSOMEONE GET THEM OFF! THE! AIR!
Why is everyone always complaining about my weekly rounds of golf? Given how much time I have left, you guys should be thanking me.
President Barack H. Obama, who's pretty sure he knows more about union-thug election tactics than you do (136b86) — 7/1/2011 @ 10:43 amThat ATM bastard stole my job!
Mary Katharine Ham (136b86) — 7/1/2011 @ 10:45 amIt’s not Monty Python without Eric Idle, don’t bother if he’s not there
And they need to get Fawlty Towers back in production, stat!
Reaganite Republican (c90bca) — 7/1/2011 @ 10:51 amTimothy Geithner, Austan Goolsbee, Christina Romner, Larry Summers form the Ministry of Silly Wonks.
Or silly Walking Wonks.
But not Wee Willie Wanker.
High Kneel.
Le marche futile (fb9900) — 7/1/2011 @ 10:56 amSay do you guys know anyone who might need someone to do “ambush videos?” I can work cheap. I’m sleeping in my car now. Anyone?
Chris Hansen (6451eb) — 7/1/2011 @ 11:02 amDear Mr. Hansen:
Thank you for your application. While your letter is correct that there is still a great need for sting video work in the US at this time, we regret to inform you that in our opinion, your talents, not to mention, how shall I put this, personal history, might better be suited elsewhere than at BigJournalism, BigGovernment, BigHollywood and BigPeace.com. Thank you for your time and interest.
*shreds resume*
Andrew Breitbart's personnel director, who possesses a lot more tact than his boss (136b86) — 7/1/2011 @ 11:12 amShhhh. If you listen very carefully, you can hear the sound of media watchdogs never barking at their masters.
Sherlock Holmes (1c68f7) — 7/1/2011 @ 11:32 amPatterico – Thank you for continuing participation in the Amazon affiliate program with your “Purchases made through this search function benefit this site” link on the right.
Don’t believe what you hear in the press; we are happily continuing to pay California affiliates.
amazon.com (914281) — 7/1/2011 @ 11:35 amI will control YOU ALL
Fools!
JohnReid ( Power Trip) aka Neal aka Nikki(I’m really Shy, *giggle* *blush*)Reid aka AlJicia “Neal” Paine
Simon Sinister (d77c52) — 7/1/2011 @ 11:49 amI was robbed, I tells ya. If it wasn’t for my research…it…er…okay, I got nothin’.
Ron Brynaert (e7577d) — 7/1/2011 @ 12:04 pmThe Bitch lied!! Nay, nay, told you so!
Strauss-Kahn (0cd6a2) — 7/1/2011 @ 12:17 pmOk gang, we need something to cure him of… Being a horny prick isn’t one of them. Being a jewish momma’s boy isn’t a recognized disorder either.
Leader of Weiner rehab staff (0cd6a2) — 7/1/2011 @ 12:21 pmP-s Envy?
Siggy Freud (d77c52) — 7/1/2011 @ 12:24 pmOk, so I have no legal authorization. I am authorizing millions in munitions, airstrikes and recon against a country we haven’t declared war against. Whatcha gonna do about it, you punk Republicans?
Obamaman (0cd6a2) — 7/1/2011 @ 12:25 pmGood idea Siggy Freud, but whose penis does he envy? Slick Willie Clinton’s?
Leader of Weiner rehab staff (0cd6a2) — 7/1/2011 @ 12:29 pmIt’s so nice to travel… “Gimme some of that deep fried stuff.”
FLOTUS (0cd6a2) — 7/1/2011 @ 12:31 pmSnip Snip Edit Edit skip there Edit Edit Edit Erraaasssee
“There Lee” “Isn’t that better?”
“You don’t mind another journalist censoring your reporting all that much, now do you?”
“I just love shoving my NYT weight around”
Speak freedom to power yeah!
Jennifer Preston (d77c52) — 7/1/2011 @ 12:47 pmI just don’t understand why people are surprised that Strauss-Kahn got tossed under a bus and I am now in charge of the IMF. After all, I’m a former partner of one of the big law firms in Chicago. I learned a lot there.
Chirstine L of France (0cd6a2) — 7/1/2011 @ 1:06 pmDominique (who is a man), you might think you are out of the woods, but after your foray into the unknown, you won’t be entering this forest anytime soon.
Mrs Strauss-Kahn (efd43b) — 7/1/2011 @ 1:12 pmHey there! If you guys from Riverside and south get to succeed from the liberal blood suckers in Frisco and LA, so do we!
Northern Cal Counties (0cd6a2) — 7/1/2011 @ 1:13 pmHey, Mrs. Strauss-Kahn, your hubby wouldn’t have to settle for being president of France, rather than head of the IMF if you had kept a shorter leash on him. (I’ll loan you one along with a rider’s crop).
Christine L of France (0cd6a2) — 7/1/2011 @ 1:21 pmThe fact I have cancer at such a young age is NOT an act of God to avenage my evil ways. All hail Castro!
Chavez (0cd6a2) — 7/1/2011 @ 1:26 pmAnd I’m a better man than you Obama, you weak kneed socialist.
Chavez (0cd6a2) — 7/1/2011 @ 1:29 pmAnd I’m not dead, either.
Hugo Chavez (e7d72e) — 7/1/2011 @ 1:31 pmI’m only agreeing to the movie if they let me include the ‘Dead Python Sketch’ we filmed at his funeral.
Eric Idle (b899e8) — 7/1/2011 @ 1:42 pm“‘E must be a King or summat.”
Bigfoot (8096f2) — 7/1/2011 @ 1:44 pmI’ve contracted Hugo Chavez. I understand that it is the uncontrolled division of abnormal socialists.
cancer (fb9900) — 7/1/2011 @ 1:49 pmFollowing the advice of Mciahel Moore, (all hail the fat liberal, communist democrat of the US), I went to Cuba for cancer treatments. Not that Fidel would let the little people get decent medical care.
Chavez (0cd6a2) — 7/1/2011 @ 1:59 pmI’ve got the whole Weiner/sockpuppet thing all figured out, nailed down chapter and verse, but I can’t reveal the details just now for reasons I can’t divulge. However, you’re free to speculate ad nauseum.
Patterico (aec4d9) — 7/1/2011 @ 2:35 pm^ too realistic and not funny enough
/joking
Dustin (b7410e) — 7/1/2011 @ 2:50 pmPatterico, NOT funny
I’m getting behind schedule because I can’t stop reading the comments investigating this situation! I’m losing sleep because the best stuff happens extremely late for my time zone. Can we say, obsessed? And I know I have lots of company around here. *glares*
Somebody solve it, please
bmertz (d77c52) — 7/1/2011 @ 3:06 pmIt’s solved. I’m in rehab.
Little Tony (efd43b) — 7/1/2011 @ 4:12 pmBwaahaha, you are all at my mercy!!!! I rule !!!
puppet master (51c21c) — 7/1/2011 @ 7:48 pmI’m glad you all will get another chance to appreciate my splunge.
Graham Chapman (deceased) (6713b4) — 7/1/2011 @ 9:14 pmI am sure the Founding Fathers heard of me.
Lady Gaga (aa856e) — 7/2/2011 @ 7:50 amOpposition to the war in Libya is just political.
President Obama (aa856e) — 7/2/2011 @ 10:28 amI heard a different version where Chapman was stuffed and mounted and is displayed in a cheese shop that has no cheese.
Pat Patterson (62a622) — 7/2/2011 @ 11:04 pm54. I am sure the Founding Fathers heard of me.
Comment by Lady Gaga — 7/2/2011 @ 7:50 am
— “Heard” of you? Sweetheart, we created you!
Benjamina, Thomasina, Georgina & Alexandra, all dandied up in our pony-tailed wigs, 3 inch heels & knee socks (a8070e) — 7/3/2011 @ 5:08 amYeah, we know. Cancer in the body of a man that is a cancer on the world.
But it’s Chavez.
Is really poetic justice, no?
Department of Redundancy Department (a8070e) — 7/3/2011 @ 5:11 amI was so upset when I heard about Hugo’s illness, I ate an entire gallon of ice cream . . .
And Sean Penn.
Michael ("Sir, would you like to check your suitcase? "No, that's the sweater that I'm currently wearing") Moore (a8070e) — 7/3/2011 @ 5:16 amIf Hugo dies, then the biggest piece of Socialist sh*t in the Western Hemisphere will be . . . me!
Michael (Watch me and my co-star, Kevin James, in the new film "Zookeeper") Moore (a8070e) — 7/3/2011 @ 5:47 amThank . . . GOD!!! (Yeah, I know that I don’t believe in God; just roll with it) that we have a Harvard educated, Nobel Peace Prize winner in the White House to conduct all of these, uh, military actions, and —
— oh yeah, the golfing. Yes, when Obama golfs it’s TOTALLY different than when Bush golfed and I attacked him over it in Fahrenheit 9/11.
Totally different.
Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Michael (Literally a fat fucking liar) Moore (a8070e) — 7/3/2011 @ 6:06 amIf I ever get 1000 comments on some unsupported speculation, I’ll eat my hat.
Patterico (8ea8ac) — 7/3/2011 @ 10:27 am