Patterico's Pontifications


Weinergate Caption Contest

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 11:29 am

The possibilities are endless.


  1. “The rehab counselors say I shouldn’t go cold turkey.”

    Comment by Patterico (135ea8) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:35 am

  2. “I’m trying to figure out if Alicia is Hillary, or Bill.”

    Comment by jeff (707f3d) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:36 am

  3. Get off that damn BlackBerry and quit sending pictures of your junk to GennetteC. Haven’t you shocked her enough?!

    Comment by Humma (318f81) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:41 am

  4. it says here on the Jawa Report that we should order the meatballs: they are the house specialty.

    Comment by redc1c4 (fb8750) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:41 am

  5. “It’s harder to text when you’re sitting across from your wife. Also, when you’re wearing pants.”

    Comment by Jim S. (b926e7) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:41 am

  6. Well, look at this. Someone’s hacked my blackberry AGAIN!

    Comment by GM Roper (d58b94) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:43 am

  7. if she bleached her hair they could go to Halloween parties as the Ting Tings

    Comment by happyfeet (3c92a1) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:43 am

  8. Hmmmm….crotchless Dockers….bet there’s a big market for those.

    Comment by rudytbone (68d983) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:44 am

  9. “I don’t care if Dining & Wine says their frozen banana is to die for . . .”

    Comment by Conserve Liberty (f89890) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:45 am

  10. No, Anthony. I do not want another picture of you in your skid-stained tighty whities.

    Comment by Humma (318f81) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:51 am

  11. See?! Humma wears the tights in this family!

    Comment by cap'n john's nephew (28dda5) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:58 am

  12. The shrimp looks nice.

    Comment by The E Man (16ec7c) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:59 am

  13. “Huma reads Breitbart’s open laptop!”

    Comment by razor419 (04364e) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:00 pm

  14. “LOL No silly, I only wear my cape and tights at home.”

    Comment by RachaelJ83 (fd4532) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:01 pm

  15. “I quit for chrissakes. Won’t this Patterico guy just leave me alone???”

    Comment by None (ce6970) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:02 pm

  16. Goddamn bitch set me up!

    Comment by Tutu (54ce64) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:04 pm

  17. Why does Kneel Rauhauser keep sending me pix of him wearing a beret, a bolo tie, and touching his wenis?

    Comment by Rep Weiner (318f81) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:04 pm

  18. I hear the double char-dog is too die for!!!!

    Comment by BT (74cbec) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:05 pm

  19. Yes @NancyPelosi I’m feeling much better. Meanwhile, here’s a picture of my junk.

    Comment by Yeff (5cf143) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:06 pm

  20. “Wait! She’s looking. Now she’s not, yes she is.”

    Comment by Confused (786412) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:07 pm

  21. weiner: “You order for us, honey; I’m reading Patterico.”

    Comment by Blind Melon Squeezer (7391dd) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:07 pm

  22. “@Huma. Are you almost ready to order? #impatience.”

    Comment by jeff (707f3d) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:09 pm

  23. This one just turned 15, she’s at the Mall and needs half an hour to ditch her mom. If you want stay here, it’s OK I’ll tape it. Either way, make up your mind, I’m outta here.

    Comment by ropelight (230d5d) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:14 pm

  24. Weiner: Ok, now while my wife isn’t looking I’m going to send a DM junk shot to this new hottie I met.
    Huma: I can’t believe he still doesn’t know how to send a DM, it’s almost as bad as his inability to put the toilet seat

    Comment by Miikeb (b3b2ad) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:14 pm

  25. “Sorry, Babe, I’m ordering something not on the menu.”

    Comment by Arizona Bob (aa856e) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:14 pm

  26. Just a little weiner tweet.

    Comment by Jim (f71f43) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:20 pm

  27. Oh…
    I wish he wasn’t an Oscar Meyer wiener, than maybe I wouldn’t be in love with him. :-)

    Comment by chris (c095a4) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:32 pm

  28. We’re re-enacting the ‘Escaping The Restaurant Scene’ from “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.

    Comment by KingShamus (aac563) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:34 pm

  29. this proto-penis
    app is killer wish I had
    bought damn thing sooner

    Comment by ColonelHaiku (2e24a3) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:41 pm

  30. 63.“You must kill this infidel now. You know that you cannot Marry ze Weiner if you are a Muslim. What would ze brother and his Brotherhood say?”

    Comment by goatsred (c1f2f8) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:42 pm

  31. weiner peruses
    contacts while Weinernator
    readies her sharp blade

    Comment by ColonelHaiku (2e24a3) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:42 pm

  32. Wait until Hillary gets this and see’s mine is bigger.

    Comment by MU789 (f7801b) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:46 pm

  33. I’s a tweet to you from Fedex, they want to know where to send the balls.

    Comment by Hugh Vaughan-Williams (86da89) — 6/26/2011 @ 12:55 pm

  34. It’s Fedex. They want know where to send the balls.

    Comment by Hugh Vaughan-Williams (3be91d) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:00 pm

  35. I’ve got your back, Rep Wenis, and I will not rest, and stay in a manic frenzy, until I can prove Andrew Breitbart was behind all of this, and prove that you really were hacked, which I have already proved. Yeah me!

    Comment by Kneel RauHauser (d48c3b) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:06 pm

  36. lol, she thinks I’m bashing Republicans right now… silly woman!

    Comment by LiveBaitNinja (ca3e06) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:09 pm

  37. I already proved this was an elaborate hoax by goats and Breitbart, but appareantly my passing wind in pubic was not enough to convince everyone. I will have to go level some smears at some innocent people, and try to destroy some people’s reputations, and burnish my bona fides as a secular progressive anti-shower hippy assassin.

    Comment by Kneel RauHauser (d48c3b) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:11 pm

  38. “Made it!! 50,000 followers baby! Oh, ummm…never mind…”

    Comment by Lincolntf (85daa5) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:19 pm

  39. The crisis management team I hired said I should go out in public, be seen doing regular normal everyday things with Huma. But dayum all this play acting stuff is hard.

    Comment by elissa (c3a242) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:21 pm

  40. Disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner is seen reading his Blackberry, while his wife, Huma, peruses Andrew Breitbart’s laptop computer.

    Comment by Jan (fd5949) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:24 pm

  41. “Honey, What’s Hillary’s Twitter user ID? I need to send her something.”

    Comment by Jan (fd5949) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:25 pm

  42. weinerman frozen
    pose must cross legs or will lose
    marital tackle

    Comment by ColonelHaiku (2e24a3) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:27 pm

  43. colonel heard rumah
    that little miss humma cut
    off twig and berries

    Comment by ColonelHaiku (2e24a3) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:29 pm

  44. True love


    why Muslims dont eat pork

    Comment by EricPWJohnson (2a58f7) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:29 pm

  45. “See, the birds are angry…”
    -’I fucking hate you’
    “But it’s a real popular game and people…”
    -’I fucking hate you’
    “And there’s Tetris and Solitaire and…”
    -’I fucking hate you’

    Comment by Lincolntf (85daa5) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:29 pm

  46. “Tony, you don’t mind if I masturbate while you’re sexting, do you?”

    Comment by Jan (fd5949) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:29 pm

  47. “lips that touch penis
    will never touch mine” weiner
    vows to Bahney Fwank

    Comment by ColonelHaiku (2e24a3) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:33 pm

  48. Excuse me. I will be jacking my wenis to this picture. Tony, you are dreamy. McSteamy.

    Comment by Kneel RauHauser (d48c3b) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:34 pm

  49. “Hmmm, it says here that the twin lobster special is only $29.95. Is that about what Ginger Lee charges for a suck job, honey? Well is it, you scummy son of a bitch? Is it!?!?”

    Comment by Lincolntf (85daa5) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:34 pm

  50. #TheToasterIsVeryLoyal

    Comment by MayBee (081489) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:40 pm

  51. That’s very funny, MayBee.

    Comment by DRJ (fdd243) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:43 pm

  52. Does this blackbury make my penis look small?

    Comment by ∅ (e7577d) — 6/26/2011 @ 1:47 pm

  53. “I’ve blocked all the sites that might remind you of our recent unpleasantness. That leaves us with exactly…umm…err..four whole sites on the Internet that we can visit…”

    Comment by Lincolntf (85daa5) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:16 pm

  54. Meanwhile, in the real world, The Daily Caller took it up the arse – hard. And Jim Treacher made a buffoon out of himself – well, more of a buffoon than usual.

    Patterico won’t tell you about this; he’s too busy chasing down the Whiner. Luckily I’m here to inform you.

    Comment by The News You Won't Get Here (0692b1) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:25 pm

  55. That’s not a very funny caption, Mr News.

    Comment by MayBee (081489) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:30 pm

  56. “I’ll have a glass of the Cabernet and Prime Rib, and please leave the cutting board and carving knife”.

    Comment by Kaisersoze (c86eb0) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:33 pm

  57. Yes Mom, I’ve been behaving myself lately. Both my hands are out in plain sight and Huma’s sitting right here next to me.—–YES MOTHER! I do have my pants on. We’re at a goddam restaurant.

    Comment by elissa (c3a242) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:33 pm

  58. MAyBee – Wee Willie Yelverton is all wee wee’d up over Anderson “I have fab shoes” Cooper and the Daily Caller, which apparently was an epic kerfluffle in his mind. Treacher has more funny in his toejam than no-brain leftists like the midget racist hilljack could ever dream of having.

    Comment by JD (85b089) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:35 pm

  59. I can’t believe she thinks I am sending out resumes.

    Comment by Little Tony (cbd20d) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:36 pm

  60. WHINER – Honey, have you seen Anderson Cooper’s slamming of the Daily Caller? Bloodbath I say! And that Jim Treacher, what a moron!

    MRS. WHINER – I think I liked it better when you twitted underaged girls…

    Comment by The News You Won't Get Here (0692b1) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:40 pm

  61. I can’t wait to get home and flush that blackberry down the toilet.

    Comment by Huma A. (cbd20d) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:42 pm

  62. J(ackass)D(unce) wrote:

    Treacher has more funny in his toejam than no-brain leftists like the midget racist hilljack could ever dream of having.

    Treacher is even less funny than Gutfeld, and just as smart. That’s saying a lot.

    Comment by The News You Won't Get Here (0692b1) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:42 pm

  63. Mr News: If you were capable of reading comprehension, you would not be claiming that win against Treacher. Trolling there the same as here.

    Comment by PatAZ (cbd20d) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:44 pm

  64. Huma: “When did they put boiled bunny on the menu?”

    Weiner’s blackberry i’m not going to be ignored - Thank you for your cooperation and Understanding

    Comment by SarahW (af7312) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:45 pm

  65. Yelverton sure is wee wee’d up.

    Comment by JD (306f5d) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:48 pm

  66. Humma – after what he has gone through the last couple weeks, why in the world would he be smiling?!
    Weiner – craptacular couple weeks, but at least I am not William Yelverton.

    Comment by JD (b98cae) — 6/26/2011 @ 2:52 pm

  67. Neither am I.

    Comment by The News You Won't Get Here (0692b1) — 6/26/2011 @ 3:09 pm

  68. Weiner – At least I am not a pathetic cowardly drive-by troll that works for his Soros masters spamming comments maniacally at blogs. It is nice to have brainless secprogg trolls to do that on my behalf.

    Comment by JD (b98cae) — 6/26/2011 @ 3:13 pm

  69. One of us has a job, Anthony. I’m having the endive and truffle salad, at this trendy, upscale outdoor cafe.

    You’ve spent more than enough time at your online Cheesecake Factory. Now put that thing away. And your phone too.

    You will need at least one hand to eat the humble pie here.

    Comment by Burt Ward (19e5f4) — 6/26/2011 @ 3:15 pm

  70. Is that my dic pic on breitbarts laptop?

    Comment by Jon in TX (b6a52c) — 6/26/2011 @ 3:18 pm

  71. Hey, Huma, this guy called combjelly says he’s almost found the real hacker.

    Comment by CJ (2ccf8f) — 6/26/2011 @ 3:22 pm

  72. “Who is that sleazy dick.. Oh wait.”

    Comment by Temper Tantrum (02fe1b) — 6/26/2011 @ 3:33 pm

  73. Meanwhile, in the real world, The Daily Caller took it up the arse – hard. And Jim Treacher made a buffoon out of himself – well, more of a buffoon than usual.

    Knock, knock!

    Comment by Jim Treacher (30ee2f) — 6/26/2011 @ 3:49 pm

  74. Treacher -

    Who’s there?

    Comment by Jan (fd5949) — 6/26/2011 @ 3:56 pm

  75. Those were pretty funny, Mr. Treacher. And I like the happy-happy way you deal with frowny-faced trolls in your comments.

    Comment by Simon Jester (a9dd5a) — 6/26/2011 @ 3:57 pm

  76. You aren’t a bigshot Congressman any more, asshole. PUT THAT FUCKIN’ THING DOWN ALREADY!

    Comment by Bugg (ea1809) — 6/26/2011 @ 4:40 pm

  77. hang on Huma….trying to get that wax job appointment.

    Comment by the slob (183af7) — 6/26/2011 @ 5:53 pm

  78. Former Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY) checks the Help Wanted ads on his Blackberry, while his wife, an Assistant to the Secretary of State, checks their bank balance online.

    Comment by The Dana who isn't hiring (5a4fb2) — 6/26/2011 @ 6:00 pm

  79. well i left my cape at home today but i might have my tights on that’s our secret ok

    hmm, I saw that quote somewhere…


    Comment by Joe Smith (54c0c1) — 6/26/2011 @ 6:02 pm

  80. My future’s so bright I gotta wear shades.

    Comment by The Dana who noticed the sunglasses (5a4fb2) — 6/26/2011 @ 6:04 pm

  81. “We ought to be guest starring in Burn Notice!”

    Comment by Dianna (f12db5) — 6/26/2011 @ 6:24 pm

  82. Heeding his marriage counselor’s advice, Anthony now keeps BOTH hands on his smartphone.

    Comment by Dan (34b1d8) — 6/26/2011 @ 7:56 pm

  83. “Hey Tony, it says here that Leona Bobbit has started a class on how to perform a bris.”

    Comment by Huey (ddf1a4) — 6/26/2011 @ 7:58 pm

  84. ____________________________________

    A thought bubble above Huma: “I’d rather be with Hillary.”

    A thought bubble above Anthony: “My package sure looks large! Ruff-ruufff!”

    Comment by Mark (3e3a7c) — 6/26/2011 @ 8:01 pm

  85. “I’m too sexy for my shades, I wonder how they would look on my sac.”

    Comment by Laura (1c8133) — 6/26/2011 @ 8:13 pm

  86. “…pencil dick!” “…shut up Marsha!”

    Comment by slobo (5db072) — 6/26/2011 @ 8:25 pm

  87. I don’t know who posted the “crotchless dockers”, flap, but that was funny man, bigtime fuuuny!

    Comment by Diamond 3x Corundum (4de175) — 6/26/2011 @ 8:53 pm

  88. “No, I’m Breitbart. 4 Reals. Here’s proof.”

    Comment by Bunk X (639179) — 6/26/2011 @ 8:55 pm

  89. Weiner is texting the day spa. He’s running a few minutes late for his waxing.

    Comment by Diamond 3x Corundum (4de175) — 6/26/2011 @ 9:00 pm

  90. “Really Huma, it’s all a vast, right hand conspiracy.”

    Comment by Old Paint (f6a150) — 6/26/2011 @ 9:11 pm

  91. Whaaaaat? Says here that Bill Clinton just called me a perve!! I thought he got me…

    Comment by Paul the Appraiser (8a1049) — 6/26/2011 @ 9:21 pm

  92. I can cross my legs like this ever since Huma sent my package Fed Ex.

    Comment by proof (3d5329) — 6/26/2011 @ 9:35 pm

  93. Hotel suite, $235.
    Breakfast by the pool, $22.
    Sexting to college girls with your wife across the table, priceless.

    Comment by Brian (0d0efb) — 6/26/2011 @ 9:41 pm

  94. Humma: “Put down the phone dear, I thought we talked about this.”
    Anthony: “Hun I can’t, it’s sticky and stuck to my hand.”
    Humma: “‘sigh’, I married a real weiner”

    Comment by Brian (0d0efb) — 6/26/2011 @ 9:47 pm

  95. Anthony: “Sweetheart, can I turn around now?”
    Humma: “No, those girls havent passed by yet.”
    Anthony: “awww man! back to playing tic tac toe.”

    Comment by Brian (0d0efb) — 6/26/2011 @ 9:55 pm

  96. …hey I got a text from Fruit of the Loom Corporate Recruiting…

    Comment by Eric (3a20f9) — 6/26/2011 @ 10:29 pm

  97. Weiner: I am so hot

    Huma: he is not a Kennedy, what would George Jones do?

    Comment by no_more_deceit (342231) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:07 pm

  98. No Weiners on this menu buddy

    Comment by Joe Griffin (bd98da) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:26 pm

  99. Try again Anthony. She’s an old friend. That’s Bobbet, B.o.b.b.e.t.

    Comment by Joe Griffin (bd98da) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:37 pm

  100. It’s Joycelyn Elders, I’ve received an honorary PHD.

    Comment by Joe Griffin (bd98da) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:55 pm

  101. Well look here…
    I could run for President…

    Comment by Mark Richardson (136961) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:55 pm

  102. Yes Anthony it is a menu and no, I’m not glad to see you

    Comment by Joe Griffin (bd98da) — 6/26/2011 @ 11:57 pm

  103. Hanes finally returned my call. They say I was accepted in the fall youth catalog.

    Comment by Joe Griffin (bd98da) — 6/27/2011 @ 12:02 am

  104. OMG That looks Like !!!!
    No way I sent it only to ???? Dam wrong button.

    Comment by Greg (e71845) — 6/27/2011 @ 12:03 am

  105. It’s Bill. He wants to know where to send the congratulatory cigar

    Comment by Joe Griffin (bd98da) — 6/27/2011 @ 12:08 am

  106. No, it’s this stupid keypad. I swear I typed

    Boehner and Dick Army

    but there is no spell check and it cut me off at 11 characters.

    Comment by Joe Griffin (bd98da) — 6/27/2011 @ 12:19 am

  107. Weiner types a “Dear John” letter
    Huma contemplates a ‘Dear John’ letter.

    1. “I promise to protect your identity…”

    (Huma thinking) That had BETTER be MSNBC he’s talking to…

    Okay, the paparzzi should have gotten their pic of us out together by now….

    Hang on, lemme see if Patterico has finally gotten around to posting that stuff yet….NOPE.

    I got nothin.

    Comment by Lizbuddie (133456) — 6/27/2011 @ 1:13 am

  108. Uhm, yeah dear, I think I’ll have the blackberry twitter…FRITTER, I meant blackberry FRITTER!!!

    Comment by SC14 (616c00) — 6/27/2011 @ 1:36 am

  109. W: “This bitch is gonna order the most expensive thing on the menu!”

    H: “This dick is gonna buy me the most expensive thing on the menu!”

    Comment by Icy Texan (625b7b) — 6/27/2011 @ 2:21 am

  110. “She just said to me, ‘My boss’s wang is bigger than yours!’”

    Comment by Icy Texan (625b7b) — 6/27/2011 @ 2:51 am

  111. “What a coincidence…I can swallow everything on this menu!”

    Comment by Drekkoth (d4010c) — 6/27/2011 @ 4:03 am

  112. The Weiners surrounded by all their friends…

    Comment by Ron (74346c) — 6/27/2011 @ 4:08 am

  113. It was Bush’s fault!!!!

    Comment by Steve (39bd00) — 6/27/2011 @ 4:22 am

  114. “If my wife asks, you’re Charles Schumer…”

    Comment by James (c4ff07) — 6/27/2011 @ 4:25 am

  115. Huma: That better be you’re checking.

    Comment by TexasTiger (110dd1) — 6/27/2011 @ 5:37 am

  116. Moments beforehand….

    Huma: And to think they made such a big deal out of such a little thing. You really blew it out of proportion.

    Comment by DG (c72ecf) — 6/27/2011 @ 5:37 am

  117. “Cousin Whitey better keep his mouth shut.”
    Tony Bulger

    Comment by mrt (3f3c8a) — 6/27/2011 @ 5:41 am

  118. Maam could you please identify the perpetrator, Yes, it looked like a wiener but only smaller.

    Comment by greg (054ef8) — 6/27/2011 @ 5:49 am

  119. “Yes, that photo is actual size.”

    Comment by Keith (830530) — 6/27/2011 @ 5:50 am

  120. - “Huma, I’m sorry I didn’t send you that picture of my junk. Here it is… .”

    - “#ILoveYouHuma”

    - “@HumaWeiner: Did I ever tell you how sexy you look when you’re not angry?”

    - “Hmmmmmmmm, Larry Flynt seems like my kind of guy.”

    - “We’re perfect for each other: I’m a Jewish Weiner, and you’re a Muslim woman.”

    - “Can’t we put this behind…wait, I’m getting a hot text from a 15-year-old.”

    - “Engrossed in chats with underage girls, Anthony Weiner does not notice Huma is sitting across from him.”

    - “@HumaWeiner: We need to text.”

    Comment by Douglas J. Bender (c9368e) — 6/27/2011 @ 6:01 am

  121. Ugh, I feel vomit coming up my throat, damn morning sickness.. Oh wait, MAYBE it’s from looking at _hitforbrains.. lemme see if I feel better if I don’t look at him….

    Comment by THill (b0951a) — 6/27/2011 @ 6:16 am

  122. Where is Lorena Bobbitt when you need her?

    Comment by Paul (52fb2b) — 6/27/2011 @ 7:24 am

  123. OMG My new blackberry has a camera that points downward!
    (Trying to hide my excitement!) :P

    Comment by sockpuppet (277e0f) — 6/27/2011 @ 7:58 am

  124. Introducing the Blueberry. The new Blackberry for the sexually deprived man.

    Comment by Brian (0d0efb) — 6/27/2011 @ 8:07 am

  125. “Excuse me…Mr. Sunglasses. I can see the penis reflection on your gas station shades.”

    Comment by brian (806e44) — 6/27/2011 @ 8:15 am

  126. Weiner is tweeting the salon and day spa. His cucumber bikini wax job is overdue. He hasn’t been waxed in four days.

    Comment by Varanus komodoensis (4de175) — 6/27/2011 @ 8:26 am

  127. There is nothing the matter with not liking body hair.

    Comment by JD (85b089) — 6/27/2011 @ 8:40 am

  128. “Nothin’ honey, just replying to a message from a supporter. On an unrelated note, I have to use the men’s room.”

    Comment by Gregory of Yardale (07425b) — 6/27/2011 @ 8:46 am

  129. Dear E-Diary,

    On my road to recovery, I can safely say today that I truly kinship with the GOP. Why? Because I can personally see no reason for a “stimulus package” today…

    Comment by AMR 1960 (7ed9e4) — 6/27/2011 @ 8:47 am

  130. I’m rolling on the floor, you guys crack me up. I feel kinda guilty slating this guy, but my gosh!, sending photos of your WAXED chest, get a grip man!

    Comment by Varanus komodoensis (4de175) — 6/27/2011 @ 8:51 am

  131. So do I get a hall pass or what?

    Comment by justavoter (b003e1) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:07 am

  132. The people want me to stick it out…but my once-rising stock has been lowered to “junk” status.

    Comment by Bill S. (2e01e0) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:11 am

  133. Anthony’s text: “Bill, what does it mean when she says that Hillary and I both know what coochie tastes like?”

    Huma’s thoughts: “Hmm . . . they serve up little cocktail weenies and meatballs skewered on toothpicks. How appropriate!”

    [Bill's reply: "Hell, boy! Who says that it's just Hillary? She was an INTERN for us, ya know." :) ]

    Comment by Icy Texan (625b7b) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:14 am

  134. So that is what it looks like?

    Comment by nceeno (f3d1ab) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:16 am

  135. Anthony: “Damn! This thing SUCKS with all of the good sites blocked.”

    Huma: “Yeah, you had better keep those legs crossed, buddy! I’m about ready to kick you in the the giblets again.”

    Comment by Icy Texan (625b7b) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:19 am

  136. Honey, do these briefs make my dick look fat?

    Comment by Captain Underpants (ae1582) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:21 am

  137. Re-Hab for me, soft Taco for Huma,

    Comment by irishalaman (257ac0) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:37 am

  138. rehab is for quitters!

    Comment by irishalaman (257ac0) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:44 am

  139. Hey, check out this ultrasound.

    Comment by irishalaman (257ac0) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:45 am

  140. Two girls, one cup isn’t easily viewed on my crackberry!

    Comment by ∅ (e7577d) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:47 am

  141. Anthony: “She’s so smokin’ HOT! Why did I ever look elsewhere?”

    Huma: “I’m so smokin’ HOT! It’s time for me to look elsewhere.”

    Comment by Icy Texan (625b7b) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:51 am

  142. Anthony: “Might as well check out some online vag . . .”

    Huma: “Might as well, because the next time you see this one there’s gonna be a baby’s head poking out of it!”

    Comment by Icy Texan (625b7b) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:53 am

  143. The futures so bright..We gotta wear shades..

    Comment by irishalaman (257ac0) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:56 am

  144. Waittress: Aren’t you at table 5 with your wife?
    Weiner: No, that is Hillary’s wife, I am still looking for mine.

    Comment by irishalaman (257ac0) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:58 am

  145. (Captain Underpants): “136.Honey, do these briefs make my dick look fat?”

    We have a Weiner!

    Comment by Douglas J. Bender (c9368e) — 6/27/2011 @ 9:59 am

  146. That’s it! I’m pulling out the BIG gun!

    Comment by David Lancon (fc643e) — 6/27/2011 @ 10:12 am

  147. “Barney just tweeted me a picture of his frank!”

    Comment by A. D. (39d38f) — 6/27/2011 @ 10:17 am

  148. It’s my MasterCard bill. Did you buy a Lamborghini?

    Comment by trainman55 (3e6273) — 6/27/2011 @ 10:25 am

  149. NG tells me we have eaten at this place where they are sitting it’s La Bottega at the Maritime Hotel in Chelsea – they have this second-floor outdoor patio where you can really kinda feel you’re sort of away from the city – we like it for breakfast but for dinner it’s kinda meh

    Comment by happyfeet (a55ba0) — 6/27/2011 @ 10:45 am

  150. Tony Weiner said, “Hey! I’ve been hacked!”
    CNN and the rest said, “You’re cracked!”
    He insisted he was,
    but the media buzz
    proved it wasn’t no cyber-attack.

    Comment by Al K.Hall (e41aee) — 6/27/2011 @ 10:53 am

  151. There once was a pervert

    named Weiner
    Who had a perverted demeanor
    Forced from

    the Hill
    For acting like Bill

    Congress is one weiner leaner.

    Comment by Mitch Rapp (9f4d2e) — 6/27/2011 @ 10:57 am

  152. HI Deep throat how’s things coming? just getting ready to chow down on my wifes taco

    Comment by Mitch Rapp (9f4d2e) — 6/27/2011 @ 10:59 am

  153. You like weiners, but not kosher ones? You bitch.

    Comment by oilfield7550 (214aaf) — 6/27/2011 @ 11:17 am

  154. Huma: “If I keep hiding behind my menu long enough, maybe he will leave.”

    Weiner to himself, “Pay no attention to that woman behind the menu!”

    Comment by Victoria (7b01cb) — 6/27/2011 @ 11:30 am

  155. (hehehe)…She thinks I’m playing ANGRY BIRDS :)

    Comment by Bill Nelson (7c6d42) — 6/27/2011 @ 12:05 pm

  156. When Anthony tweeted his stuff
    the media got in a huff
    Tony said,”you’re a jackas$”
    Nancy said, “Pack a$$”
    and then Tony said, “I’ve had enough”.

    Comment by Al K.Hall (e41aee) — 6/27/2011 @ 12:06 pm

  157. A Congressman hung like a Hobbit
    was cruising for bimbos to knob it
    He tweeted his unit
    and Opie YouTubed it
    What a shame Huma’s not Mrs. Bobbitt.

    Comment by Al K.Hall (e41aee) — 6/27/2011 @ 12:10 pm

  158. HUMA: I think I’ll have the baby gherkin with two caper berries

    Comment by Al K.Hall (e41aee) — 6/27/2011 @ 12:12 pm

  159. Weiner – I know our therapist said I had to keep my shirt on while doing this, but what’s a little secret between friends? Hillary would look the other way.

    Huma – Just do it quickly while I’m looking at the menu.

    Comment by MARK (53b49b) — 6/27/2011 @ 12:33 pm

  160. Boy I think about it every night and day…I’m addicted wanna jump inside your love…I wouldn’t want to have it any other way…I’m addicted and I just get enough. – (A. Weiner or Black Eyed Peas?)

    Comment by KMac (80724b) — 6/27/2011 @ 12:42 pm

  161. Huma: Sweetie whats’ ya doing?

    Weiner: Looking at porn . . .

    Huma: That’s nice . . . can you pass the salt?

    Comment by Joe Doakes (64d0ce) — 6/27/2011 @ 1:18 pm

  162. Another Pelosi threat…Who’s Lorena Bobbit?

    Comment by george (e91c78) — 6/27/2011 @ 2:03 pm

  163. It’s Chris Mathews…He says I make him all tingly!

    Comment by george (e91c78) — 6/27/2011 @ 2:18 pm

  164. Who knew a menu could be used as Cryptonite.

    Comment by shipley130 (ed3590) — 6/27/2011 @ 2:43 pm

  165. Anthony: “Dear, I just got an email. There’s a sell on lingerie.”
    Humma: “Tony, I thought we talked about this. Stop looking at girls online.”
    Anthony: “Babe, I’m not. I’m looking for something special to wear for you tonight.”
    Humma: “‘sigh’ I married a reaaaal weiner.”

    Comment by Brian (0d0efb) — 6/27/2011 @ 2:43 pm

  166. If I hold this menu up just right, I can pretend I’m all alone.

    Comment by jhduval (bd80e6) — 6/27/2011 @ 2:46 pm

  167. Alluha Akbar, and please pass the knife.

    Comment by shipley130 (ed3590) — 6/27/2011 @ 2:47 pm

  168. Warning: Objects in Blackberry are smaller than they appear.

    Comment by LibertyMark (1acf5a) — 6/27/2011 @ 3:03 pm

  169. No 121 9 – In text language means No one-to-one, parent is watching

    Comment by andrew (c47cdb) — 6/27/2011 @ 3:03 pm

  170. Anthony: “Chris Matthews says it’s your fault.”
    Humma: “Than sext him. That’s the only way youre getting any tonight.”

    Comment by Brian (0d0efb) — 6/27/2011 @ 3:27 pm

  171. That’s the first time they’ve mentioned ‘Whitey Bulger’ and not been referring to me.

    Comment by copthetruth (43b388) — 6/27/2011 @ 7:05 pm

  172. You CANNOT be serious!

    Comment by lfbill (14ae8e) — 6/27/2011 @ 7:07 pm

  173. Anthony: “Barbara Wawa is a devout follower. I’m honored!”

    Huma: “‘Feminist pioneer’, my a$$!!! Ultra-liberal c**t!”

    Comment by Icy Texan (9d44d1) — 6/28/2011 @ 3:04 am

  174. To:
    Subj: Cease and Desist

    Comment by Porkopolis (caad90) — 6/28/2011 @ 10:21 am

  175. Thanks to yesterday’s and today’s New York Post, we can have a really good idea of what Weiner was REALLY doing there.

    Possible caption:

    Can I tell Joe Crowley that you’ll give $4,000 to the campaign if the candidate is not Melinda Katz, and more to the county organization?

    Or maybe: Give me a little more time – I’m writing this e-mail to Ed Koch.

    “One Democratic insider confirmed that Weiner has spoken to the Queens party chairman, Rep. Joe Crowley, about whom the Dems should pick.

    He has also reached out to several of the potential candidates, according to the insider.

    “He’s held the seat,” the insider said.

    “He knows the district better than anyone else. He’s interested in a Democrat keeping the seat. I’m pretty sure he’s spoken to everybody.”

    Reading between the lines, what he’s doing here is that he’s using an argument that certain candodates will not be able to wage a good campaign – and what he would say is they don’t have enough any money – but someone else he names can. That would be hsi leverage.

    This is today’s article:

    Weiner to do hard time in rehab

    Further down, it says like this:

    News of Weiner’s plans were disclosed the same day The Post reported that the he’s trying to play kingmaker, inserting himself into the jockeying to select his replacement in a special election likely to be held on Sept. 13.

    “I can’t imagine he’s going to have any say in it,” said Assemblyman David Weprin, one of a handful of Queens Dems lining up for a shot at Weiner’s seat in the Brooklyn-Queens 9th Congressional District.

    Rep. Joe Crowley, the borough’s Democratic chairman, said he has spoken to Weiner about the future of the district.

    But Crowley told The Post that “the conversation was really more about how bad he feels about the situation that he’s caused.”

    The county leader declined to elaborate.

    Crowley said he has not decided who would get the party line.

    Queens Democrats in contact with Crowley said the boss is simply humoring Weiner.

    “I don’t think anybody’s taking it seriously,” one senior Queens Dem said of Weiner’s effort to help find a successor. “People feel sorry for him.”

    Additional reporting by Fredric U. Dicker in Albany and David Seifman in New York

    Read more:

    I think he is humoring him, because Weiner doesn”t control any donations, or any significant ones. Maybe he is a player, but a very, very minor one.

    Comment by Sammy Finkelman (d3daeb) — 6/29/2011 @ 2:55 pm

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