Sockpuppet Friday—The #Weinergate Edition!
[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here. Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]
First, do not miss Patrick’s blockbuster posts on the Congressman Weiner’s interaction with young girls, here, here and here (this is the most incriminating one).
As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, a lot.
And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.
You don’t have to post on #Weinergate. I just figured that it is going to be the primary focus. On the other hand, for now posts that give Ethel’s real name will go into the penalty box.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]
Thanks for ruining honey mustard for us, Ethel.
The Blogosphere (e7d72e) — 6/10/2011 @ 7:43 amLeave Anthony Weiner alone! I mean it!
Chris Crocker (646e8b) — 6/10/2011 @ 7:49 amOn the other hand, for now posts that give Ethel’s real name will go into the penalty box.
The penalty box? uhhYeahh, that’s a pretty scary thought. Uh huh.
Ethel Rosenberg, lying in a 'penalty box' all my own (325a59) — 6/10/2011 @ 7:49 amDon’t fret, Y’all! We also offer delicious Chipotle Barbeque, Sweet and Sour, Creamy Ranch, and Hot Mustard lubrications!
Ronald McDonald (c16eca) — 6/10/2011 @ 7:51 amMr. Weiner, that Pfizer marketing consultant is on line 1 again.
Anothony Weiner's Secretary (646e8b) — 6/10/2011 @ 7:52 amThanks for ruining honey mustard for us, Ethel.
Comment by The Blogosphere — 6/10/2011 @ 7:43 am
Well, there’s always Grey Poupon!
The Homonym Police, doing a spit take at that wacked out tweet with the grey boxer shorts (325a59) — 6/10/2011 @ 7:52 amI carry a big stick and two LITTLE GREEN FOOTBALLS
anthonysmustard (b20383) — 6/10/2011 @ 7:56 amThank Gaia that someone took the focus off me! I thought I was never going to live down this week!
Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who STILL owns a foreign car after blasting those who don't buy American (325a59) — 6/10/2011 @ 7:57 amYou know she’s too young when the best sexual aids she can think of are items she obtained in a happy meal.
Pro Tip: if you can get it at McDonalds, do not use it for sex. And yes, that includes dairy products, Mr Sullivan.
Ronald McDonald (c16eca) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:03 amI can’t figure out how to change my handle, so I’ll just say it:
I think all of you are a bunch of losers. Seriously. I cannot begin to express how stupid and pathetic every last one of you are.
Rorschach (c16eca) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:05 amBTW, this was a joke.
Rorschach (c16eca) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:06 amNOW what am I gonna do?
Der Wiener (c5574d) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:06 amWhat, he thought I’d impress anyone?
The little weiner who wished that the big Weiner at least wore clean underwear (3e4784) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:08 amAs I’ve made clear to members of the press this week, I am seriously disappointed in the behavior of Rep. Weiner. I expected more from someone who purports to represent with honor the people of the United States.
William J. Clinton, Esq (former) (325a59) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:10 am“NOW what am I gonna do?”
You could pimp.
Der Weiner's Wiener (646e8b) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:10 amNOW what am I gonna do?
Comment by Der Wiener — 6/10/2011 @ 8:06 am
Get in line like the rest of us, jackass.
The Civil Yet Losing-Patience Horde at the Unemployment Office (325a59) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:13 amHey Weiner, How do you get those chicks to respond? I DM’d all the same girls and none of would DM me back!
Bill Maher (5d025a) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:14 amMy girlfriend’s knuckles are bigger than that.
Rachel Maddow (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:19 amAnyone got a spare menu board? My backup laptop’s screen is broken.
Also, are all menu boards USB compatible?
Charles Johnson (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:21 amHmmmmm…. Weiner tweets weiner and goes from 45K twitter followers to over 76K….
Charles Johnson (5d025a) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:21 ammaybe if I tweet my weiner to Breitbart I can get more than my current 2159 followers….
You guys are just jealous that Adam Baldwin follows me on Twitter.
Charles Johnson (91e93f) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:21 amHey Patterico, why you scooping my scoop?
Andrew Breitbart (5d025a) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:22 amReality is creeping in, I need more BS. Can you help me, Charles?
Charles Johnson Twitter follower (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:23 amThat ain’t mustard….
Ethyl's Gyn (c5574d) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:24 amI may be bigger, but I’ve never penetrated anything prettier than Huma.
Rachel Maddow's partner's knuckles (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:24 amHow could a nice Jewish boy like Tony victimize my clients so callously? Gimme a camera, a microphone, and a million dollars.
Gloria Allred (ae1582) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:25 amIs a big hunt a turn on?
Mike Hunt (081489) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:27 amWe were hacked.
Andrew and Sarah Borden (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:27 amYou can tell I mean business when I say my client’s statements aren’t authorized, rather than saying they aren’t true. Since, you know, they are true, and she did talk about how Weiner is having sex with some of his twitter floozies, rather than just talking about it.
Allred (c16eca) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:28 amI wish someone would tweet a picture of my penis right now.
LeBron James (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:28 amIt was Anthony Weiner, with the child, in the bedroom…
Col. Mustard (e7d72e) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:28 amJust another example of the raving freakazoid nut-sandwich atavistic knuckle-dragging women-hating homophobic fundamentalist nazi-coddling neanderthals spewing their earth-destroying denialist smears.
Stop the Hate!
Charles Johnson (72be5d) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:29 amHey Patterico, why you scooping my scoop?
Comment by Andrew Breitbart — 6/10/2011 @ 8:22 am
Obviously a sockpuppet. Everyone knows Andrew Breitbart doesn’t read the posts at his favorite sites, only the comments.
The AOSHQ Running-Joke Dept. (325a59) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:29 amLie to me.
The mind of the protypical MSNBC viewer (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:30 amAndrew Breitbart found our iMenuBoard prototype at a bar, and has been using it to display lewd images. We demand he return it. We will send the cops.
Apple (081489) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:30 amDid someone say Weiners with Mustard?
Distracted Overworked American, gettin' hungry for lunch (325a59) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:31 amSeriously, Anthony, you got to take responsibility for your actions in this thing. Just resign for the good of your party and family.
Bill Clinton (ae1582) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:31 amStop being mean to me!
Charles Johnson's inner child (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:31 amLie to me.
Comment by The mind of the protypical MSNBC viewer — 6/10/2011 @ 8:30 am
Glad to.
Lawrence "mow the truth down with continuous interruptions" O'Donnell (325a59) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:32 amGet me a job and I will forgive you.
Unemployed NY-9 Resident (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:32 amIt’s time you puritanical Americans forget about sex scandals and concentrate on what’s important…the evil zionists.
Typical European (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:35 amStop being mean to me!
Comment by Charles Johnson’s inner child — 6/10/2011 @ 8:31 am
Well, we certainly would, if only you’d have the decency to stay hidden and not tantrum-out all the time.
The Voice of Sweet Reasonableness (325a59) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:35 amThis Weiner is a putz.
Mel Brooks (ae1582) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:36 amIs it too late to say #WeinerYes?
Rachel Uchitel's fading spotlight (081489) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:37 amJust end this thing now… I have DOOM!!! headlines to get back to.
Ace (5d025a) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:38 amPass the mustard, honey.
Huma Abedin (ae1582) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:38 amHuma, beware those Bearded Clams!
Ethyl's Gyn (c5574d) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:39 amLightweight.
Dominique Strauss Kahn (ae1582) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:41 amDo I ever have a job for you.
Ken Jautz (ae1582) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:43 amYou can resign Tony. I have some $$ I can lend until you find a job.
"Cold Cash" Jefferson (5d025a) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:51 amI just want to inform you that Congressman Weiner has called me and apologized. It was shameful of him.
I mean all he did was talk dirty and spank himself. How pathetic. He didn’t even get a Lewinsky out of it!
Bill Clinton (e7d72e) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:52 amI’ve been getting a lot of criticism lately. Rather than address the substance of the critics’ arguments, let me present a short concordance of the nasty words they’ve been writing to me:
wrong
apologize
mistake
misleading
correction
overlooked
gullible
Thomas
ignored
misjudged
erroneous
careless
inaccurate
responsibility
As you can see from just that short list, my critics are nothing more than poo-flinging monkeys. Who breathe through their mouths. While they clutch their Bibles.
Charles Johnson (72be5d) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:58 amPhotographic evidence of contact between Ethyl and Der Weiner!
Breitbart (c5574d) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:01 amYes, Howie. I faked it.
Howard Kurtz's wife (081489) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:02 amYou are all banned from the interwebs because I say so. Right, Kilgore?
Charles Johnson (055bea) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:06 amAbsolutely! Anything you say, Charles!
KIlgore Trout (055bea) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:07 amI will not be ruled
ColonelHaiku (8fa4f9) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:08 amby a lefty cretin with
a spambot penis
See! I am the lizard king! Now all of you get off my interwebs!
Charles Johnson (055bea) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:09 amHow could I know she was in High School? I couldn’t see her pic and what the hell is a ‘prom’ or ‘marching band’?
The Little Weiner Head (1bfb78) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:09 amYou people already drove Chris Lee out of town. If you force Weiner to quit, I swear I’m gonna be out of a job.
guy who runs Congressional Waxing Office (081489) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:17 amWeinerMan’s first clue
ColonelHaiku (8fa4f9) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:19 amwas when he was asked to buy
the Girl Scout cookies
I will never apologize to Andrew Breitbart. I am a scorpion and that’s what we do.
Charles Johnson (f23d3e) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:21 amhe rants and rails but
ColonelHaiku (8fa4f9) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:22 amis man credible when he
waxes his johnson?
I find this sockpuppeting about weiners to be in very poor taste.
Glenn Greenwald (ae1582) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:24 amI see no reason for a member of congress(or a congressman’ member) to resign just for lying. To be a skilled liar is an attribute necessary for high political office.
Baron von Munchausen (bc23cf) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:27 amWeinerMan finds new
ColonelHaiku (8fa4f9) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:36 amcareer as director of
Bratwurst Festival
He’s just doing it for the attention.
Munchausen's Proxy (c5574d) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:37 amAunt Bea say cain’t be
ColonelHaiku (8fa4f9) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:38 amli’l Opie steal more than just
usual cookies
Hey, Anthony, buddy – you should get “Rielle.” Ha, ha that’s a little joke we have around here. Say, anyone around here got some spare change?
John Edwards (6451eb) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:38 amCape? Tights? the hell, you say.
Batman (ae1582) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:40 amif congressman fall
ColonelHaiku (8fa4f9) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:41 amin Yew Nork and no one hear
ir rilly happen?
if congressman fall
ColonelHaiku (8fa4f9) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:42 amin Yew Nork and no one hear
irit rilly happen?colonel is stickler
ColonelHaiku (8fa4f9) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:43 amfor detail even more so
when involve Weiner
damn the torpedoes
ColonelHaiku (8fa4f9) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:46 amfull speed ahead colonel
gothrowdown on the Weiner!
Cape and tights? Those look like briefs to me.
Captain Underpants (ae1582) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:55 amI did not send naked pictures to that woman!
Anthony Weiner chanelling Bill Clinton (f3fbb0) — 6/10/2011 @ 10:04 amMan, my redneck haiku has been hijacked by ColonelHaiku’s Weiner haiku. Ban him Patterico.
I will not be
Iowahawk (5d025a) — 6/10/2011 @ 10:12 amupstaged by Weiner haiku
Rednecks don’t lose
I’d rather be Huma’s body woman than Hillary’s. No contest there.
Rachel Madcow (f23d3e) — 6/10/2011 @ 10:15 amI admit I lied to protect patriotic young women preparing for a career in politics from the virtual rape of sexist assaults by TEA Party perverts and thugs. As an elected representative in the US Congress it’s my job to stand up against mob violence and to protect the vulnerable among us.
I gladly accept that responsibility, and I welcome the consequences. If necessary I’d lie again without the slightest hesitation to protect the future of our nation, in fact, as you all know, I swore a solemn oath to uphold the Constitution and I’ll continue to do just that.
It’s also why I always wear my gray shorts while Tweeting, it sends a clear message that I’m ready to put on my cape and tights and swing into action. The enemies of progressive freedom and women’s rights tremble at the sight of my mighty commitment.
Now, that’s all I have to say on this morally repugnant and thoroughly disagreeable topic, except to note that my constituents expect me to get back to work. Good day, and remember to keep the faith.
Congressman Weiner's Sockpuppet (5a3652) — 6/10/2011 @ 10:22 amUnlike Rep. Weiner, our meat answers to a higher authority.
Hebrew National Wieners (f8a299) — 6/10/2011 @ 10:26 amDoes it come in a larger size? If so, I want to have one.
Rachel Maddow (f8a299) — 6/10/2011 @ 10:28 amAaaargggh!
Howard Dean (f8a299) — 6/10/2011 @ 10:30 amPssst, Anthony. I’ll be the one wearing a blue dress, baby!
Monica Lewinsky (f8a299) — 6/10/2011 @ 10:31 amAnyone have Jodie Foster’s phone number?
Rachel Maddow's partner's knuckles (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 11:37 amthe redneck throw down
ColonelHaiku (8fa4f9) — 6/10/2011 @ 11:50 amcolonel accept challenge got
your redneck hangin’
Holy crap, the MSM loves me!
Sara Palin's e-mails (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 11:57 amThat’s right; I had an intern named “Huma” [Chuckle].
Slick My Willy With Your ... (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:09 pmThis wasn’t the kind of exposure I needed.
anthony's weiner (6713b4) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:09 pmThat pic of my husband’s stuff is no longer relevant, seeing as how his gonads are now in a jar in my personal possession.
Huma (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:12 pm“Anyone have Jodie Foster’s phone number?”
I do, and you can forget it. Ms. Foster has taste.
Jodie Foster's Mobile Phone (646e8b) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:12 pmWell, we gave it a year . . .
Ant-Sized Weiner (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:13 pmMmmmm . . . who is Jodie tasting?
Lou Dan Lascivious (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:17 pmI demand MORE pictures!
Uh, the ‘public right to know’ and all that . . .
Power Glutes Sullivan (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:19 pmHuma is just fine. We have long talks deep into the night about how pathetic and worthless all men really are. Then, after the banana daiquiris have kicked in, we console each other — all over.
Auntie Cankles (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:23 pmI stand by what I wrote.
Tommy Christopher: Cub Reporter (7e6fb0) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:32 pmI am being felt up by the entire mainstream media. Rape!
Sara Palin's e-mails (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:39 pmTony, he thought he could lie
The Limerick Avenger (3e4784) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:41 pmAnd we’d all still trust the guy
“My weiner it’s not,”
But then he was caught
And Huma his nads will now fry!
Your morals are all just so stuffy,
The Limerick Avenger (3e4784) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:43 pmY’all keep getting angry and huffy,
That’s why, you see
I said it weren’t me
Now keeping my job will be toughy
I thought she was 18, Your Honor. Doesn’t that make it okay?
Weiner Wannabe (4f3ec1) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:46 pmDear Mr Weiner:
Be glad that you’re straight, ’cause with the equipment you have, in my crowd, you could only be a bottom.
Andrew Sullivan (3e4784) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:49 pmwow biggest sockpuppet day in ages…
Aaron Worthing (e7d72e) — 6/10/2011 @ 12:54 pmI am being felt up by the entire mainstream media. Rape!
Comment by Sara Palin’s e-mails — 6/10/2011 @ 12:39 pm
You’re conservative. You think we give a crap about your being raped? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Amanda Marcotte, Feministing, and NOW (325a59) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:01 pmGuys – there is a *reason* your legislature is named for a Sexual Act !
Ex-Pat Brit (e7cb73) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:03 pmIdle thoughts while waiting on line at the bank.
Does a weiner pic count as a second form of ID?
Jack Handy (e55ba0) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:04 pmOK who will help me in this Palin matter?
I demand protection! For…Palin, you say? No! LOLOL For the NYT and Washington Post to continue to invade that Alaskan tundra tart’s emails as much as they like while looking for dirt to throw her in JAIL!
Glora Allred, Feminist Extraordinaire (325a59) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:04 pmMe + No Staff = Me . . . and that’s all I need.
Newtonian Math (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:09 pmVitterVitterVitterVitterVitterVitterVitterVitter
Madcow (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:10 pmHuma shoulda been giving him more hummaws.
That’s the feminist (and NOT the partisan hack) in me coming out.
Barbara Wawa (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:12 pmMOST popular congressman among young girls that were touched by stepdaddy!
And Horny Winner (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:16 pm“Does a weiner pic count as a second form of ID?”
Indeed it does, since about 95% of the planet have now seen it (thanks for that *grumble*). After you’ve completed your banking business (hush money withdrawals?), you’ll be spending some time with us to sort out the indecent exposure complaint.
Chief Wiggum (646e8b) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:18 pmThis is really weird . . . finally being on the right side of history. Kinda scary, actually.
Whew! And now, back to the safety of my Socialist wish-fulfillment fantasies.
Ed Schultz (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:19 pmHey Anthony, gimme a call!
Tiger Blood Sheen (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:22 pmMmmm . . . I think I found my favorite pol.
Lindsay "Every Last One Of You KNOWS That Her Daddy Touched Her Inappropriately" Lohan (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:24 pmRemind us, we elected him because he was NOT going to be a ‘warmonger’ like his predecessor?
Democrats (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:28 pm“Peace Prize Winner” my a$$!!!
Two and a Half Yemen (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:30 pmI would never have trusted a man that so flagrantly and openly violated the I before E rule.
William F. Buckley (e5c232) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:34 pmTwo inches longer and I would have been a king, two inches shorter and I would have been a queen.
Peter Tweeter Weiner's Lament (ee1de0) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:38 pmOh Ethel, how could you?
Well, Betty was always a better cook anyway.
I’ll just go over to her house for some comfort brownies, and forget the whole sordid mess.
Wait. Betty too?
That cuts it. Dilton! GET THE MOOSE!
Jughead (e55ba0) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:53 pmWe’re going on a roadtrip to Brooklyn to take care of a lil’ business.
Anthony, you little putz. I lost my career and reputation over my penis pic to just one woman. It is just not fair.
Brett Favre (6fdef0) — 6/10/2011 @ 1:55 pmBrett Favre
PS: Mine is bigger.
Anthony Weiner has given us all a bad name.
Rep. Dong (19803d) — 6/10/2011 @ 2:06 pmIf I was Mr. Weiner I’d change my name.
Senator Skinflute (19803d) — 6/10/2011 @ 2:09 pm“PS: Mine is bigger.”
That may be, Brett. But my life is great! I get screech at Republicans all day long! All you’ve ever done is earn millions of dollars, be a hero to thousands, and get to kiss Cameron Diaz.
…
Yeah, my life pretty much sucks.
Tony Baloney (646e8b) — 6/10/2011 @ 2:15 pmYou see, Maria? I am not the only scum of the bag. But did you see that picture? His gonads are tiny — like mine after all the steroids, ja.
The Sperminator (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 2:33 pmLa la la! Look at my head!
Bender (646e8b) — 6/10/2011 @ 2:36 pmIt’s so crazy, look at my head!
I got a big ol’ head!
Hey! Ho!
Alright, show’s over. I’m tired.
Mine’s bigger!
Lady Gaga, Ann Coulter & Chaz Bono (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 2:38 pmNoCrimeNoCrimeNoCrimeNoCrimeNoCrimeNoCrime
Good Solid Morally Righteous Left-Wing Americans (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 2:41 pmDear Eric Boehlert and Charles Johnson:
Stop telling lies about Breitbart and the dick pic.
Jim Norton (c31a9b) — 6/10/2011 @ 2:56 pmWell, seventeen is the age of consent in [insert Ethel’s state here].
Liberals, Two Days from Now (24ee9a) — 6/10/2011 @ 3:07 pmvittervittervittervittervittervittervittervitter
It’s all about moral relativism, don’t ya know?
IOW, since we don’t believe in morality, we should not be held to such a basic standard of decency.
"Shank" Uygur (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 3:14 pmTHIS IS WHY MASTURBATION IS A SIN PEOPLE!!!111 LOOK WHAT HAPPENS!!!
Now where is that hansom papertiger?
Momma needs some face time.
Christine O' Donnell (e55ba0) — 6/10/2011 @ 3:43 pmNEW CASTLE, Del. — Police on Friday afternoon came to the home of a 17-year-old high school junior to ask her about direct online communications she has had with Rep. Anthony Weiner.
I thought she was a senior.
Tony (caught with mustard on his fingers) Weiner (e55ba0) — 6/10/2011 @ 3:52 pmNo weiner pics in here.
big stack of Palin emails (e55ba0) — 6/10/2011 @ 3:54 pmI looked up that Vitter thing.
His name was on some house of ill-repute Madam’s Rolodex.
He had visited ten or more years prior (past even statute of limitations) to this disclosure.
He had long since came clean and begged forgiveness to and from his wife.
There were no incriminating pictures, injured parties, preyed upon teenagers.
Just a name in a Rolodex.
I don’t see any moral equivalency between these two situations at all.
papertiger (e55ba0) — 6/10/2011 @ 4:23 pmLook, people. Coulda toldja you wouldn’t find anything in those emails. Look at the time I’m wasting over that wild
goosemoose chase.*quietly sobs over prison-issue vanilla ice cream*
David Kernell (98f5be) — 6/10/2011 @ 4:32 pmYou won’t find me complaining. I’m coming out of a year-long retirement, baby!
Huma's Strap-On (0b3617) — 6/10/2011 @ 4:32 pmweinerwife Huma
ColonelHaiku (8fa4f9) — 6/10/2011 @ 4:43 pmsay two more inches of dick
find new trim at home
He tasks me.
He tasks me and I shall have him!
I’ll chase him ’round the moons of Nibia
The Wraith of Patterikhan (e55ba0) — 6/10/2011 @ 5:03 pmand ’round the Antares Maelstrom
and ’round Perdition’s flames
before I give him up!
PATTERIKHAN!!!!!!!
Captain Quirk (5f2db5) — 6/10/2011 @ 5:09 pmSpeaking of Little Green Footballs; Does anyone else wonder if Charles Johnson fell pray to a mind control ray or something of the sort? I used to read his blog in the years following Sept 11th, but later on went through an extended period of time when I didn’t have the time to keep up with blogs. When I came back and starting reading the bizarre trash posted on the site– I couldn’t believe it was the same blog. What in blazes happened? Is he suffering from schizophrenia? I used the think the guy had a reasonable amount of insight and integrity. No more.
bmertz (d77c52) — 6/10/2011 @ 6:16 pm@bmertz,
CJ has gone nucking futz. If you want to know the details, you can visit http://diaryofdaedalus.com/ and talk to the other people who have been banned from there. I got banned back in 2007, which I consider to be a badge of honor!
1389AD (7361d8) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:06 pmGo HERE for the real scoop on Huma!
1389AD (7361d8) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:06 pmSaved from Mayor Weiner by an LA (what the hell is Breitbart anyhow?), and an LA district attorney.
Thanks Pat (e55ba0) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:29 pmThanks Pat
i think the correct term for Breitbart is “media mogul”
Aaron Worthing (73a7ea) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:31 pmVindication! See? I told you all that EVERYONE likes young girls! I did! Can I come home now?
Roman Polanski (44da70) — 6/10/2011 @ 8:36 pmAn imitation from New York
Johnny Rotten (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:31 pmYou’re made in Japan from cheese and chalk
You’re hippy tarts hero ‘cos you put on a bad show
You put on a bad show, oh, don’t it show
Spitzer who?
Wannabe Mayor McSleaze (6da084) — 6/10/2011 @ 9:34 pmHitler wasn’t so bad. You have to understand, Mao killed many more people.
Charles Rangel (c16eca) — 6/11/2011 @ 8:57 pm$1.4 trillion isn’t too big of a number. I mean, 100 trillion is bigger.
Charles Rangel (c16eca) — 6/11/2011 @ 8:58 pmWeiner sent a picture of his penis to me? Why, I had never seen such a thing. clearly he was hacked, and no, I refuse to show the direct messages I sent to him even though we were basically strangers having completely professional discussions when he
sent his penis to me… er was hacked.The reason my statements sound like the lies Ginger Lee was asked to tell is because
Victim Jeanette Cordova (c16eca) — 6/11/2011 @ 9:00 pmI’m a more loyal harem brideI’m a victim of hackers.I am just trying to distract from the embarrassment that is Tony Weiner. I actually approve of 46 year old married congress persons sending sexts and photos of their juck to porn stars, and future JournoLists, and high school girls. I also hate Bush, not sure why, but my liberal overlords havtold me to, so I do . I can spit out canard after distortion after lie and will try to demand speak of only what I deem appropriate.
tifosa (318f81) — 6/11/2011 @ 9:05 pmThe internet is INCREDIBLY SERIOUS BUSINESS. You farking dicks! AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Scott Jacobs AKA The Departed AKA The Dramatic (c16eca) — 6/13/2011 @ 7:18 amOoooooooooops i meant f*ck
Commontherapperwhohateswhitey. (15aa57) — 6/13/2011 @ 7:35 am