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6/6/2011

Weiner With His Pussys and a Man Puts a Weiner in His Mouth (Update: And Yet Another Woman And New Pics)

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 7:49 am



[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.  Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]

BIG UPDATE: Radar online alleges that another woman came forward and said she received, ahem… a Weinerpic.  No more from Breitbart as of this hour.  I don’t know how trustworthy they are as a source, so apply appropriate skepticism.  Just because it says something that I was personally expecting to happen, doesn’t mean it is true.

BIG UPDATE: And the next one drops.  There are several pics of his torso and but I think they are burying the lede:

Later that same day, apparently after receiving several images from the young woman, Rep. Weiner allegedly sent another photograph to her from the same Yahoo! email address.

That photograph (attached to the email as “ready.JPG”) is extremely graphic, and leaves nothing to the imagination.

So, that is like naked and ready to go, right?  That’s what he is saying, right?

Original post follows…

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Because double entendres are fun.  My loose plan is to use this post to announce breaking news on #Weinergate.  Ah, I guess my brilliant plan on how to crack the scandal open will be for nothing.

Update: So far the posts from Breitbart have come at almost exactly 3 a.m., 5 a.m., 7 a.m.  That seems to be California time.  So logically we should expect the next one at 9 a.m., or noon, Eastern time.

Update (II): And apparently he is very late for the next revelation…

Anyway, the first double entendre refers to the latest drip in the water-torture Andrew Breitbart is performing right now on Weiner is this pic which Weiner captioned as “me and my pussys.”  Because you know, there are cats in the picture.  What did you think he meant?

Which is slightly dirty but truly harmless…  so far.  But I ain’t exactly going on a limb to say I bet they are just getting started.

And for a slight diversion, here’s a man putting a Weiner in his mouth.

And that is from a double-entendre filled article about a sausage vender having waaaaay too much fun with all of this.  But then again, he got the free advertising that comes with being in the paper.  So you have to admire the savvy involved in that.

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

89 Responses to “Weiner With His Pussys and a Man Puts a Weiner in His Mouth (Update: And Yet Another Woman And New Pics)”

  1. he looks stoned in the pussy picture

    happyfeet (3c92a1)

  2. If Breitbart cropped what was once a much more revealing pic, then he’s sending Congressman Weiner a clear, direct, and unambiguous message.

    ropelight (28261b)

  3. A restaurateur who can get three bucks for a plain hot dog with no fixings is indeed “savvy.”

    gp (72be5d)

  4. Anyone want to speculate on what Weiner’s next press statement will be?

    aunursa (a2a019)

  5. My apprehension is that Rachel Maddow is about to see some things what she will never be able to unsee.

    Be strong, Rachel.

    happyfeet (3c92a1)

  6. I gather that is supposed to be a come hither look on the Little Weiner’s face. It might work with a goat or a randy ewe, but I doubt it.

    Comanche Voter (0e06a9)

  7. As for the guy with the weiner in his mouth, something tells me that Stella Artois would like their poster board back. Actually Stella is a pretty good beer, which if I were advising our lovely first lady on her new recommended dietary choices, would be one of the main new food groups, beer that is!! That along with cheeseburgers and brats.

    BT (74cbec)

  8. Slow-drip water torture is becoming a Breitbart specialty. Cringe-worthy.

    carlitos (b8daca)

  9. Compare and contrast Weiner and Lee. Studds and Foley. Debbie Wasserman Schultz in 2006 and now.

    /spit

    JD (b98cae)

  10. #4, aunursa, here’s my guess:

    “My name is Anthony Weiner and I’m completely innocent of the outrageously false charges being made against me by Republican political thugs.

    The citizens of Brooklyn and Queens elected me to Congress to represent their interests and I intend to just that. I’m no quitter, I don’t run from political dirty tricks, I’m the boy from NY City and no one is going to railroad me.

    I’ve answered all the accusations over and over again, and still the GOP’s guttersnipes keep asking the same stupid questions. Well, I’ve had enough! I refuse to waste any more time going back over stale ground, I’ve moved on, my constituents have moved on, and it’s time the media moved on.

    Brooklyn and Queens need me, New York City needs me, the Democrat Party needs me, my President needs me, and America needs me!

    So, for the good of the country, for all of us, I’ve got to get back to work. With God’s help and with your generous financial support, I therefore rededicate myself to the service of our nation’s highest goals.

    And, I promise not to do it again.”

    ropelight (28261b)

  11. Patience. Your “brilliant plan” may still play a role in this story. After all, Rep. Weiner has not yet shown any willingness to admit his actions and/or to have an investigation. Since he has chosen his current path, he may still have to be “encouraged” with activities like your “brilliant plan”. I’m looking forward to the possibilities.

    Sue (24e46b)

  12. Sue

    who knows. but you see i fully expect there to be at least two other women coming forward.

    for instance, i bet more happened with ginger lee than she is letting on. and once she decides it will further her career to tell the world…

    Aaron Worthing (e7d72e)

  13. btw, i should add, i have no inside baseball on this. i am just making an educated guest. lee and patrick are connected to breitbart, for instance, but i am not.

    Aaron Worthing (e7d72e)

  14. speaking of sucking down weiners America’s loser-ass Supreme Court has once again bent America over [PDF] for their trial lawyer buddies

    In a lawsuit involving Halliburton (HAL), the Supreme Court today ruled that plaintiffs suing for fraud don’t need to prove that they have suffered economic losses in order to launch a class action lawsuit against a company. Instead, the plaintiffs only have to convince a court that the issues facing all the plaintiffs are more important than those facing individuals.

    word of advice? If you want to do business, go overseas and stay there

    America is to capitalism what Anthony Weiner is to good taste anymore.

    happyfeet (3c92a1)

  15. i bet more happened with ginger lee than she is letting on. and once she decides it will further her career to tell the world

    The movie rights are in final negotiations

    lee jeans is considering its options as well

    EricPWJohnson (9edf59)

  16. eric

    i[t] will certainly be easy to cast the porn movie parody of it all.

    [corrected for typo. –Aaron]

    Aaron Worthing (e7d72e)

  17. the word “junket” is now the name for a female recipient of a weinergram

    EricPWJohnson (9edf59)

  18. Aaron

    Tweetie bird is ruined for me

    EricPWJohnson (9edf59)

  19. Yfrog’s corporate spokesperson managed to retain that veneer of composure while issuing the statement that its upload feature is rock solid

    EricPWJohnson (9edf59)

  20. Weiner will probably claim that he knew the plural of “pussy” was “pussies” but he was just being cute. And then he’ll note that Sarah Palin would probably spell it wrong out of ignorance, and who knows if she’s sending pussy pics to young admirers and how stupid can you be to think Paul Revere was warning the British???

    Northeast Elizabeth (c780a0)

  21. if we find out that weiner used chat roulette, its over.

    Aaron Worthing (e7d72e)

  22. Look, it’s not easy for a guy to get more followers than Michelle Bachmann. He really had to work for it. Do you think he enjoyed having to humiliate himself like this? Don’t blame the victim. Blame Bachmann. H8ers

    MayBee (081489)

  23. the dirty socialist propaganda whores at CBS have a keen sense of privacy with respect to these matters

    or not

    happyfeet (a55ba0)

  24. Wow.
    Note the RadarOnline story is about sex messages from Weiner’s FACEBOOK account.

    MayBee (081489)

  25. btw, notice the update, we have a NEW woman, presumably different than the chica brietbart is using as a source.

    Aaron Worthing (e7d72e)

  26. that explains why weiner got confuzzled initially about which dick photo account got hacked

    happyfeet (a55ba0)

  27. happy

    yeah, pretty much. i figure its something like that.

    Aaron Worthing (e7d72e)

  28. This headline is full of double entendres.

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  29. Weiner is going to retire from the senate and become the spokesman for a new dic pic management app.

    MayBee (081489)

  30. Senate? Why are you giving him a promotion, MayBee?

    Has Hillary’s beard been reached for comment? Debbie Wasserman Schultz?

    JD (29e1cd)

  31. BG just now posted the NAKED CHEST Weiner pics.

    gp (72be5d)

  32. Watching the inept, tone-deaf reaction of Camp Weiner, you almost have to admire the dexterity that team Clinton employed to diffuse the ‘bimbo eruptions’ in the summer of 1992. I wonder if that could ever happen again with today’s technology and lack of media filter?

    carlitos (b8daca)

  33. something like a rolodicks maybe?

    happyfeet (a55ba0)

  34. Sorry, JD. I got too excited.

    MayBee (081489)

  35. Truly, naming the graphic photo ready.jpg is just more pathetic than I can bear.

    package.jpg
    ready.jpg

    ick ick ick ick ick

    MayBee (081489)

  36. something like a rolodicks maybe?

    Genius.

    MayBee (081489)

  37. I cannot believe I’m actually saying this.
    But, want to see the lovely Ms Gloria Allred in front of TV cameras.

    (Accompanied by a bevy of Weiner’s girls, of course.)

    elissa (814781)

  38. yeah, its getting much worse, very quickly.

    Aaron Worthing (e7d72e)

  39. btw, i am predicting at least 2 more girls, very likely including ginger lee.

    Aaron Worthing (e7d72e)

  40. This is looking more and more fake every minute.

    Howard Kurtz's (crusty) sock (081489)

  41. One of the Weiner NAKED CHEST pix is ultra-creepy, shot upward from the groin, front of body shadowed by overhead light. There’s another of him sitting shirtless in his office chair. His recklessness is pathological. He can’t survive.

    gp (72be5d)

  42. I like the pics over his shoulders, like the angel and the devil sitting on each side of him.

    MayBee (081489)

  43. Is getting too excited a common problem, MayBee?

    Rep Ready Weiner (306f5d)

  44. Bump this post to top; HuffPo post is a nothingburger.

    gp (72be5d)

  45. #36 Oh, the skeev is strong with this one.

    SarahW (af7312)

  46. #25
    Wow.
    Note the RadarOnline story is about sex messages from Weiner’s FACEBOOK account.

    Comment by MayBee — 6/6/2011 @ 10:01 am

    George (Seixon) was probably right about the FB/twitter messaging mix-up

    SarahW (af7312)

  47. Baker Hostetler aren’t exactly earning their keep are they?

    happyfeet (a55ba0)

  48. Quick I need advice. Is there a brand of soap strong enough to wash the funk from this story out of my hair?

    My inner child is feeling abused.

    Make it stop.
    It burns.

    papertiger (e55ba0)

  49. @48– Some things are just too big and too out of control to handle, happy.

    elissa (814781)

  50. These are all heavily edited, racist, photoshopped, out-of-context photos being posted by convicted felon and admitted liars O’Queef and Breitbart. Fraud and national security indictments should be coming any moment now.

    JD (85b089)

  51. It’s funny that the grey underwear shot is in his Yahoo account (package.jpg).

    Makes me wonder if he has these pictures saved and ready to send to his (ahem) constituents when they send him a picture. He can’t really be bothered to get a new hard on for every new girl. It’s like a photo version of the auto pen.

    MayBee (081489)

  52. For the title of this post I would have gone with the understated “Certitude”.

    But I like that the media will have to tap dance when (if) they link it.

    papertiger (e55ba0)

  53. Dear ________.
    Thank you so much for the photo of your enormous breasts. Attached, please find a picture of my package. If you would like to receive a picture of me when I’m ready, please send more naked photos of yourself.

    Yours,
    Representative Anthony Weiner

    MayBee (081489)

  54. So, that is like naked and ready to go, right? That’s what he is saying, right?

    Breitbart is essentially saying – Hey Congressman, I have a photo of your junk. Wow.

    Anyway, this is all a distraction and won’t feed Michelle’s kids.

    carlitos (b8daca)

  55. But lets play devilsadvocate and “exonerate” Weiner.

    His public tweet did send out an old, not snapped on the spot, picture. Does he recyle>? Or did a “prankster”?

    First defense – it’s not really his account, and the pictures are stolen/the pictures are faked.

    Second defense – It’s his account, but he didn’t put the pictures in it – the pictures are stolen/the pictures are faked.

    Third defense PEDOBEAR STING
    Bitch set him up, and might not even be a real girl. She solicits photos and he just can’t refuse her.

    I’m sure there’s more there that came from, and we will hear them all.

    SarahW (af7312)

  56. 52 Auto-pen is very funny.

    How flattering to the recipients – a second hand erection. UNFOLLOWED!

    SarahW (af7312)

  57. This couldn’t have happened to a more deserving candidate than Rep Weiner. The Dims aren’t the only ones capable of uncovering dirt.

    May Bee: You are on a roll. love it.

    PatAZ (f23d3e)

  58. “Thank you very much for taking an interest in Anthony Weiner and his package. Please visit AnthonyWeiner.com for further news about how glad Anthony Weiner is to see you”

    SarahW (af7312)

  59. #59 SarahW has unearthed the pro-forma DM.

    MayBee (081489)

  60. If I were giving a speech to 45,000 people, and I took my shirt off, and then took my pants off, would we still be talking about the one guy who heckled me?

    MayBee (081489)

  61. So, that is like naked and ready to go, right? That’s what he is saying, right?

    Breitbart is essentially saying – Hey Congressman, I have a photo of your junk. Wow.

    Anyway, this is all a distraction and won’t feed Michelle’s kids.

    Comment by carlitos — 6/6/2011 @ 11:10 am

    Well given that he appears to prefer the young ones, he might just be willing to try to “feed” them his wiener.

    Rorschach (c5574d)

  62. Apparently what goes around and around and around and around comes around.

    Sarahw (af7312)

  63. Breitbart site publishes photos of shirtless man it claims is Weinermsnbc

    The latest photo published on the conservative site appears to be the bare-chested congressman, posed in an office with photographs visible in the background that resemble himself and his wife.

    there’s skepticism and then there’s stupid I think

    happyfeet (a55ba0)

  64. Maybeetweet #61 Is he telling us about his legislative package?

    Sarahw (af7312)

  65. there’s skepticism and then there’s stupid I think

    Oh, that’s just sad.

    carlitos (b8daca)

  66. It must be 4chan they hate everyone.

    Windsong stays on my mind (af7312)

  67. so they’re saying he’s gonna have a press thinger at 4 today? That’s like in an hour, no?

    happyfeet (a55ba0)

  68. This is just a distraction from the dishonesty of Uncle clarence thomas and his criminal lying and evil inauthentic wife who proves that uncle thomas is self-loathing. All you want to do is mock all 140 lbs of me and my schmaezel and matzo ballz. I was sent to DsC by the voters of Brooklyn to send pix of my junk to college coeds and porn starlets and tundra tarts and random high school girls. As an erect sitting Member, it is my patriotic duty to. Spread the smegma far and wide.

    JD (2da347)

  69. How can he turn this back on his accusers?

    He could use Obama’s “carnival barkers” line.

    Maybe wear a t-shirt with the grey hard on picture that says “Made in America”

    MayBee (081489)

  70. there’s skepticism and then there’s stupid I think

    Comment by happyfeet

    That is pretty damn hilarious.

    Did you guys hear about Hot Air? They have an article about Syrians murdering people and planting weapons on their corpses. And it’s ABOVE the Weiner story on their page! Holy Moly!

    Dustin (c16eca)

  71. Breitbart calls press conference for 4 PM ET/1 PM PT.
    http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-anthony-weiner-photos-20110606,0,3040101.story

    aunursa (a2a019)

  72. Breitbart Weiner

    Oops

    aunursa (a2a019)

  73. Now, I will no longer any of your distracting questions. Now, I will return home where I had a Humma waiting on me.

    JD (822109)

  74. Dustin – I think that borking that Fed guy was kinda important too, but without the dick jokes, good luck cutting through the clutter. :)

    carlitos (b8daca)

  75. he could still go the sex addiction route I think

    a couple weeks at a clinic somewheres and then just keep a low profile until Republicans are flagrantly bludgeoning senior citizens on the street with tire irons and mount a comeback

    happyfeet (a55ba0)

  76. Should Weiner get ejected from congress (a big if IMO) maybe he could become a spokes person for Trojan.

    “Hi, for all you shorties out there, try the new Disco Bulge!!! It worked for me!!!!”

    BT (74cbec)

  77. The contained antihydrogen for almost 17 minutes.

    For Instapundit to link that with a ‘Forget Weinergate’ headline is either a travesty or common sense.

    I’m just sayin’. Huffpo has a lot of things missing from its front page, and Weiner isn’t even missing… it’s just lower than newer stories.

    That said, the Clarence Thomas bashing is extremely annoying. Other blogs I’m reading (lefty ones) are talking about him like he doesn’t have a right to have a politically active and successful wife. If she were a liberal, they wouldn’t care. Hell, they don’t care about Kagan drafting the legal defenses the Court will face directly.

    And they consistently obsess with Justice Thomas’s skin color. He’s compared with Marshall (whom Thomas is far better a Justice than), he’s called Uncle Tom, etc.

    Sadly, most people know nothing about his actual philosophy of looking for permission in the constitution. It’s nothing flashy, but damn near heroic these days. Everyone knows about Anita Hill and the speculation about his pubic hair and coke cans and all that nonsense.

    The world needs more prominent coverage of the ideas behind Weiner’s health care views, his dishonest partisan treatment of Thomas (meant to delegitimatize the enforcement of our Constitution). But if Huffpo had such a story, would the be bashed for placing it above the coverage of Weiner’s newest chest baring photo? Or the latest hunch that he was texting farm animals?

    Dustin (c16eca)

  78. Dustin – I think that borking that Fed guy was kinda important too, but without the dick jokes, good luck cutting through the clutter. :)

    Comment by carlitos —

    Just to be clear, I don’t mean to bash people who want to talk about sex all the time. And that’s not insincere. I understand human nature.

    You’re right that there are more important stories, and it does piss me off a little bit to see publications bashed for focusing on important stuff instead of the dick joke fodder (Which is endless with this Weiner prick).

    Dustin (c16eca)

  79. there is no place for antihydrogenism in our political discourse Mr. Dustin

    happyfeet (a55ba0)

  80. I see Carlitos likes weiner.

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  81. Also, who is Weiner to boss Clarence Thomas around? Clarence Thomas is one ninth of an entire branch of our government co-equal with Congress, of which Weiner is 1/535th.

    Let the Judiciary Committee convene a hearing about this, and congress amend the constitution, with the President’s consent, specifying some limitation on Justices, if Weiner is serious. The left can think real long and hard about that first. Their judges are often married to ACLU lawyers. What would they say if Clarence Thomas’s wife was paid to coordinate the defenses to Obamacare? Of course, one of their justices, Kagan, did such a thing.

    But Weiner’s behavior lately has been to demand things that sound huge, but have 0% chance of happening, in order to please to nutroots.

    Dustin (c16eca)

  82. This topic just keeps on giving, in a Beavis and Butthead kind of way. On my screen right now:

    “real long and hard”

    “things that sound huge”

    lower than newer stories”

    “turn his back on accusers”

    Seriously, people, please stop. I’m trying to work here.

    carlitos (b8daca)

  83. I’m having a beef hot dog for lunch. And I just realized it’s a Hebrew National.

    This is just one of times where the world won’t listen to my advice on what’s interesting. It’s exactly like the Royal Wedding. Totally unimportant. Hyperventilation. Unwise choices as to what to wear when your photo is being taken.

    It’s deja vu.

    Dustin (c16eca)

  84. Democraps love to call all the republicans in the race terrorists but look askance whenever Bill Ayers shows his face and if anyone votes for Maobama after the economy collapses they deserve to starve.

    BTW I would like to put Anthony’s weiner in my mouth so I can castrate him.

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  85. Sorry but I feel so angry at Anthony’s weiner I just wanna rip is meatsack off.

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  86. Dude…

    Dustin (c16eca)

  87. Happy feet you win a cookie.

    The lie low at the sex clinic strategy has been deployed.

    That never works though and so he’ll get a job in radio

    SarahW (af7312)

  88. NYC definitely won’t be calling him Mr. Mayor in any our lifetimes that’s pretty much for sure

    happyfeet (a55ba0)


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