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Woman Who Got Photo In Weinergate Story Wrote Newspaper Article On Meeting “Stars” Via Twitter

Filed under: General — Stranahan @ 4:19 pm

[Guest post by Lee Stranahan]

Gennette Cordova is the woman who received the photo from the Twitter account of Rep. Anthony Weiner, as reported by Big Government – who has been leaving out the woman’s name. According to research from the blog Iconic Surrealism, she is a student at a college in Washington State, where she writes for the paper. (He also shows a reference to Ms. Cordova calling Rep. Weiner ‘her boyfriend’)

Given how part of this revolves around Twitter, this part of a March article by Ms. Cordova is interesting.

Access to the Stars

If you’re like me, then you’re someone who is guilty of caring about what goes on in the life and minds of celebrities. When people are really famous, chances are they do not have a personal Facebook page that fans have access to; most celebrities use a fan page that is usually managed by someone else. In contrast, Twitter has thousands and thousands of verified, personal, celebrity accounts. The reason being, Facebook is a private social network, while Twitter is essentially an online environment for public news dissemination. Celebs can give their fans access to their tweets without the burden of being every fan’s “friend.”

So, perhaps you’re interested in what political and religious figures have to say, like Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) or the Dalai Lama (@DalaiLama). Or, maybe you’re someone who would want to follow mega-stars like Lebron James (@KingJames) and Snooki (@sn00ki). There are Academy award-winning actors, Olympic gold-medalists, authors, politicians, and comedians; even Jesus Christ has a Twitter (though I’m not sure if it’s been verified).  If there was ever a famous person whose brain you wanted to pick, chances are you can find them on Twitter.

– Lee Stranahan

Political Sex Scandals: Forget Party. It’s The Wives.

Filed under: General — Stranahan @ 12:46 pm

[Guest post by Lee Stranahan]

I do just what I want to do
I want everything and I want you, too
I wish I could explain to you
But the things men without women do
You just don’t understand

– Little Steven, Men Without Women

As the Weinergate story continues to build up steam  one side conversation that comes up frequently is about whether it will have any impact on the Democratic congressman because….well, he’s a Democrat. I say forget that. If the story breaks the way it seems to be breaking, ignore his party affiliation. Watch his wife.

Lots of people think there’s a double standard based on whether the scandal is about a Republican or Democrat. Republicans view this as an example of media bias and Democrats view it as side effect of Republican’s focus on family issues but both sides accept for the most part that the double standard exists. I’m going to offer an alternative theory for your consideration. It’s not about politics.

It’s about women.

Specifically, it’s about the wives of politicians and how they react. This is a bigger factor than party affiliation. Often, the voters just don’t care. The wives always care but sometimes put the money and power and ambition above other considerations. (I’m looking at you, Hillary.)

Or take another case I know well; the John Edwards affair. When the Enquirer broke the story of John Edwards getting caught at the Beverly Hilton with Rielle Hunter, it wasn’t like the late Elizabeth Edwards didn’t know who Hunter was. In fact, she’d confronted John about his affair just a few days after he announced his Presidential run. Elizabeth could have chosen to end his ambitions right then and there. She chose not to. As Brad Crone, a Raleigh-based Democratic consultant said “While she’s the victim, she clearly didn’t stand in the way of the cover-up."

And once Elizabeth turned on Edwards, it was over for him.

Now, I do think that there may a cultural factor that is peripherally related to politics – at the margins, Democratic wives may be ambitious and politically focused than Republican wives, who may be more religious or focused on their own family. As I said, though, at the margin – there’s no rule here.

Compare David Vitter (Republican) with Elliot Spitzer (Democrat) and their respective hooker scandals. Spitzer resigned almost immediately. Vitter stuck it out and there’s Wendy Vitter, standing right by his side as he sticks to the career path. You really don’t need to watch the video  — look at her face in the clip thumbnail. Sticking it out ain’t easy. 

Those southern, family values Republicans elected Vitter again.

Compare that to Elliot Spitzer

Close friends have stated that Spitzer spends most of his time with his family, and regularly meets with lawyers in his father Bernard’s real estate office in Manhattan. Spitzer and his wife have entered couples therapy because of Spitzer’s adultery.

Look at almost any of these sex scandals and you’ll see the real factor how the wives reacted.

When Chris Lee (R – NY) was caught with his pants down with his shirt off, he immediately resigned and went home. I don’t have any insight there, but my first thought was that his wife told him he’d lost his D..C. privileges.

Larry Craig (R – ID) retired but didn’t resign and fought back.

Literally and figuratively, Suzanne Craig, wife of Idaho Sen. Larry Craig, stood by her man as he spoke to reporters Tuesday, denying that he is gay and saying that he mistakenly pleaded guilty to charges that he had propositioned an undercover police officer for sex in an airport men’s room.

And Barney Frank? No women at all.

What’s Mrs. Weiner to do? Thankfully, she has Hillary to call on for advice and support.

– Lee Stranahan

PSA: Tax Holiday in Virginia For Hurricane Preparedness Supplies, Ends Tuesday

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 12:06 pm

[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.  Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]

I am not sure how many of our readers are in a position to take advantage of this, but frankly I hadn’t even heard it existed until Thursday when shooting the breeze with someone.  Apparently it is not getting very much attention.

This is the official Virginia page on the subject and here’s the list of the covered products.  And even if you don’t want to store up anything in case of hurricanes, a lot of the items are just useful generally.  The deal ends Tuesday, so you do have that time limitation.

Also, if you do choose to take advantage of it, make sure the store is participating.  It doesn’t do you much good to get a tax holiday if the store hasn’t programmed its registers to recognize the holiday.

By the way in a completely unrelated note this is when we celebrate the anniversary of when I became engaged to my wife.  We could go by the exact date, but we prefer to go by memorial day weekend, because it was at the end of memorial day weekend that I proposed.   I gave her seeing eye dog a treat and put aside her red-tipped white cane and…

Kidding!  Her eyes are perfectly fine (and yet she still said yes, go figure).

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

Rep. Anthony Weiner Selectively Edits Himself

Filed under: General — Stranahan @ 4:29 am

[Guest post by Lee Stranahan]

I’m one of those people who thinks sex scandals are funnier when they happen to Republicans. Sorry, I do. But this one is too funny. Anthony Weiner is a real favorite of a lot of Democrats because he’s not afraid to put it out there.

But as BigGovernment is reporting, maybe he put a little too much out there. Rep. Anthony Weiner’s Twitter account send out a photo of…ummm…underwear. To a woman who isn’t his wife. There’s no face, though. Just a bulge in some underwear.  That’s editing! Go to BigGovernment for details.

As I write this, the tweet is still up at 


So, around the same time he was tweeting about hockey, he sends the underwear photos to that woman at @GennetteNicole. Don’t bother looking there, though. Rep. Weiner’s  photos are all erased. And Gennette seems to have deleted her entire Twitter account. And, it seems, her Facebook account.

Look what RepWeiner tweeted earlier in the evening. I don’t know what it means, but look..why is he talking about Seattle?


Well, Gennette seems to live in Seattle. Could be a weird coincidence. Or about 5 of them.

– Lee Stranahan


Virginia Federal Court Rules That Corporations May Contribute to Campaigns Directly and the Dubious Logic of Buckley v. Valeo Exposed

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 1:17 pm

[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.  Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]

From the AP:

A judge has ruled that the campaign-finance law banning corporations from making contributions to federal candidates is unconstitutional, citing the Supreme Court’s landmark Citizens United decision last year in his analysis.

In a ruling issued late Thursday, U.S. District Judge James Cacheris tossed out part of an indictment against two men accused of illegally reimbursing donors to Hillary Clinton’s Senate and presidential campaigns.

You see, since it is illegal for a corporation to give money to a political candidate, it is equally illegal to reimburse employees for such donations as they are seen as a method of funneling corporate money to a candidate.  I mean if you pay $1,000 dollars to Barack Obama, and then reimburses your $1,000, the law views it as you just laundering that corporate cash into private cash.

Cacheris says that under the Citizens United decision, corporations enjoy the same rights as individuals to contribute to campaigns.

Well, actually that wasn’t necessarily what they said in Citizens United.  It was a possible extension of the decision, but it was far from guaranteed.

The interesting thing about the decision (here) is how the court arrives at it.  The Court did not rule that corporations had a right to give endless money to specific candidates.  Instead the Court merely ruled that the corporations had to be treated the same as real human beings in that respect.  You cannot completely prohibit a human from making any contributions to candidates, the judge reasoned, and therefore the complete ban on corporate contributions is unlawful.  But the court heavily implied that if Congress wanted to put limitations on such donations (which, according to Eugene Volokh, is $2,500), then that would be Constitutional.

If upheld that means that there might be several months—maybe even years—where because there are no constitutional contribution limits on corporations, that the corporations will be allowed to give unlimited cash to presidential candidates.  I suppose then that renders the limit on contributions by humans to be unconstitutional, because the effect of that would be to discriminate against real people in favor of corporations.  So I suppose that until there are contribution limits applying to both humans and corporations equally, none of the limitations are constitutional.

And even if the Fourth Circuit reverses Judge Cacheris, the decision still might do damage in another way.  If you look through the decision, you see a special word there, “willfully.”  And you know I have talked about what that term means before: it generally means that you are acting with knowledge that certain conduct is illegal.  Indeed Judge Cacheris has an extended discussion on when the apply that standard and when to apply a weaker or stronger standard.

So suppose you live in Michigan and you read this decision and you decide that Judge Cacheris is right.  So then you start a program at your company where all political contributions are reimbursable regardless of who gets the money (and yes, that is not only possible, I have seen it) and the FBI comes and arrests everyone.  Guess what?  Even if the law in your circuit is crystal clear on the subject, you might still get out of trouble by saying that you believed that the law was defunct and thus you did not believe what you did was illegal and therefore did not willfully violate the statute.  Thus the confusion that Judge Cacheris has sown might end up positively creating a defense to enforcing the law if it is upeld.

(Of course as usual this is not legal advice so much as a prediction of future events.  You should seek out an attorney’s advice before you even think of trying that kind of scheme.)

But I don’t think this decision will be upheld.  I think Professor Volokh is right to say that the distinction between a corporate “person” and a real person justifies a complete ban.  After all, let us suppose that Congress passed a $2,500 limit on corporate donations.  Now let us suppose a man wanted to give a candidate $100,000, well above that amount.  So that person could then create 40 companies on paper only, and donate $2,500 per company in order to reach his goal.  It is that ability to create sham companies that makes any attempt to merely limit corporate donations pointless, or so Volokh’s argument goes.  And I frankly find that persuasive.

But in reading this, it made me think a little more deeply about the landmark campaign finance case of Buckley v. Valeo.  In that case they said that limitations on contributions directly implicated first amendment freedoms.   Such fundamental freedoms can only be limited by laws that are 1) narrowly tailored to serve 2) a compelling purpose.  In Buckley, the Court found that the compelling purpose is “to limit the actuality and appearance of corruption resulting from large individual financial contributions[.]”  Now let’s assume for the sake of argument that this purpose is compelling.

Well, okay, then is it narrowly tailored?  I mean the premise of the argument is that when a contribution is sufficiently large that it starts to create, at the very least, the “appearance of corruption.”  Fair enough, but how large does that have to be, to be large?  In the 1970’s, Congress said that a $1,000 contribution was not large.  How about $1,000.01?  How about $5,000?  How about $10,000?  By upholding that contribution limit, wasn’t the Supreme Court implicitly arguing that Congress somehow magically hit exactly the right number, down to the penny?

And that is in 1976 money.  According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, $1,000 in 1976 has the same buying power as over $4,000 today.  But as I just noted, today the limit is merely $2,500.  So even if a $1,000 limit was narrowly tailored in 1976, surely a $2,500 limit is overly broad today, right?

The whole thing lays bare the absurdity of the courts believing that there is any way to properly delineate between the large and small contributions.  We might agree that $20K is large and $1K is small, but how can we pretend that the Constitution tells us exactly where the line is dividing the two categories?  And if we cannot agree on what constitutes a large or small donation, how can a law limiting the latter ever be considered narrowly tailored?

No, and bluntly, the Court was doing what it claimed it would never do in regard to freedom of expression: it was deferring to the determination of Congress.

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

Sockpuppet Friday—the Hyperspace Hoopla Edition!

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 9:57 am

[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.  Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]

As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.

Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, a lot.

And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.


And for this week’s Friday Frivolity, you guys might really hate me for this one. I present to you Hyperspace Hoopla:

And yes, that is a Chewbacca Axl Rose dancing as an Ewok Slash plays the guitar. Here’s a screencap of that sublime awfulness:

This is only further evidence that there is no such thing as Vunter Slaush:

And really I can’t believe you guys didn’t figure this out years ago:

Hat tip to Ign for the Hyperspace Hoopla clip.  It is important to say that so you can blame them for all of this.

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

The Most Pathetic Story You Will Hear Involving the Tornado Season (Update: Video Added)

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 6:42 am

[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.  Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]

Update: For the record, “pathetic” is not necessarily an insult and that was certainly not how I meant it in the title. Here’s Webster’s on the subject:

1: having a capacity to move one to either compassionate or contemptuous pity

That “or” means you could feel either one—compassion or contempt. I feel pity for the dog, but not in a contemptuous way.

So my apologies for being unclear.

Update (II); And Via the Blaze, we’ve got video:

And its hard to watch the footage of him walking on his broken legs.


From the London Evening Standard:

A puppy crawled home with two broken legs after being thrown high into the air by a tornado that ripped through Alabama.

Mason, a terrier mix, was feared dead after the storm but was found two weeks later by his owners in the wreckage of their home.

You can read the whole thing, but this picture probably is all you need to see.

Part of me thought something like, “the poor little trooper,” genuinely moved by the tale of loyalty exhibited by the pup.

And part of me (the part that is just wrong sometimes) thought of, well… this:


“Liberals” Ignore Media Matters On Beck Story

Filed under: General — Stranahan @ 12:49 am

[Guest post by Lee Stranahan]

I know this is going to be hard for some of you to figure out who to root for – but the liberal hypocrisy is just way too good to pass up.

Media Matters for America’s EricBoehlert tweeted tonight…

Am loving this show…..Conservative Blogger Exposes Breitbart/Stranahan’s Latest Dishonesty About Sherrod Story;

And Boehlert’s tweet was gleefully picked up by a number of liberal bloggers…


What are they all so excited about? It’s a post from the really crappy looking site St. Luis Activist Hub called  Conservative Blogger Exposes Breitbart/Stranahan’s Latest Dishonesty About Sherrod Story. It says in part…

So Stranahan is claiming that Beck attacked Sherrod throughout the radio show, but later pretended that he had reservations about the story from the beginning. Stranahan does acknowledge that he’s heard there is a "Fourth Hour" of Beck’s radio show available for subscribers, but like a true "Breitbart schmournalist," he doesn’t bother to check what’s in that fourth hour before declaring that Beck is a liar.

and it concludes…

So while Beck’s radio program on July 20th was initially critical of Sherrod, they defended her at the end of the show and, in fact, argued that it looked like she had been wronged and that this was an example of the media taking stories out of context. In other words, Stranahan’s attempt at attacking Beck to defend his employer Breitbart was based entirely on falsehoods.

Where to begin?

First off,  the ‘4th Hour’ isn’t part of Beck’s radio show and Glenn Beck wasn’t ON the 4th Hour. It’s a subscriber only podcast featuring two of Beck’s sidekicks that people pay $6.26  a month for as part of the Insider Extreme product Beck offers. Beck’s website describes it as….

The 4th Hour with Stu & Pat
A bonus hour immediately following the daily radio program, featuring Stu & Pat

Since I’m not a Beck listener, I wasn’t aware of it. When I became aware of it, I mentioned it. I was glad it was posted because it actually proved my point about Beck.

But here’s the real irony of these idiot “liberals” saying how bad this story makes me look – Eric Boehlert’s employer Media Matters reached exactly the same conclusion I did with LESS research than I included in my post; they put in one short clip, I included 3 from the radio show and 4+ from Beck on TV. And Media Matters for America also used it as an example of Beck making ‘false claims’ in a second post, too. So apparently MMfA is working for Andrew Breitbart now.


So, I expect that Adam at St. Louis Activist will issue a retraction or a correction or call MMfA out any decade now.

– Lee Stranahan


Google: Hey Why Don’t You Trust Us With Your Money, Now? (Update: Instalink!)

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 4:23 pm

[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.  Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]

Update: Instalink! Thanks. And thanks to Scott Jacobs for telling me about the link.

Google is now proposing something called Google Wallet:

Google’s announcement today was as everyone expected an official unveiling of its NFC-based Google Wallet payment system. The addition of Google Offers was somewhat less expected and probably not exactly welcomed by daily-deal competitors Groupon and LivingSocial.

The Internet giant appears to have thought of everything. This in-phone system will not only work with a select set of Citibank MasterCard credit cards, but with the use of the built-in, prepaid Google card, it’ll let you add funds from virtually any credit card (but you’ll use the Google Card to pay). Paying with an NFC-enabled phone (which Google optimistically says will account for 15% of the mobile phones on the market by the summer) is pretty much like paying with any of the tap-and-go credit cards and fobs you’ve used in the past.

Google, are you kidding me?  You want me to trust you guys with something as important as my money, after how you allowed Ann Althouse to be treated, as well as the people who criticized how she was treated, and then lied about what happened? Indeed, if you guys have disciplined Nitecruzr at all, I have seen no evidence of it.  Last we heard his status was under review.  How did that ever turn out?  And why haven’t you guys made the slightest effort to contact myself or Patrick to explain what happened and what you will do to prevent it from happening again?

As far as this blogger is concerned, you have some fences to mend before I even think of letting you into my wallet.

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

Paul Ryan Pron and a Democrat Walks Off a Fox News Broadcast

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 1:57 pm

[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.  Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]

This video clip is fun to watch for two different reasons.  First, it captures a candid moment between Bill Clinton and Paul Ryan, which is interesting because Clinton is admitting that Medicare is in trouble, his fears that Democrats will ignore the problem, and hear the siren song of temporary political gain by demagoguing the issue.  And that is interesting.

But it’s also fun because Fox News set up one of those debate segments.  In the left corner (literally and figuratively) was “former Bill Clinton campaign adviser Simon Rosenberg.”  In the right corner was “conservative talk-show host Ben Ferguson.”  And in the end Rosenberg literally takes off his mic and walks out in frustration.

Myself, I actually don’t think Rosenberg acquitted himself too badly.  The fact was Ferguson was rude.  Now the ideal reaction would have been to put him in his place, but the fact that Rosenberg didn’t rise to my ideal doesn’t make Ferguson suddenly right, just more like a successful bully.

On the other hand Rosenberg was telling some whoppers in the substance of his argument.  But that doesn’t mean that Ferguson had to interrupt him.  Seriously, did he think he would have no time to reply?

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

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