Patterico's Pontifications

5/27/2011

Sockpuppet Friday—the Hyperspace Hoopla Edition!

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 9:57 am

[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.  Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]

As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.

Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, a lot.

And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.

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And for this week’s Friday Frivolity, you guys might really hate me for this one. I present to you Hyperspace Hoopla:

And yes, that is a Chewbacca Axl Rose dancing as an Ewok Slash plays the guitar. Here’s a screencap of that sublime awfulness:

This is only further evidence that there is no such thing as Vunter Slaush:

And really I can’t believe you guys didn’t figure this out years ago:

Hat tip to Ign for the Hyperspace Hoopla clip.  It is important to say that so you can blame them for all of this.

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

58 Responses to “Sockpuppet Friday—the Hyperspace Hoopla Edition!”

  1. this is really bad, whatever it is.

    leonard pinth garnell (72470d)

  2. famery I’m a be there soon I wuv you guys

    ROUCH

    wonderpup (a55ba0)

  3. You racists got me fired from my job because it wasn’t about race even though it was.

    ShirleySherrod (15aa57)

  4. You wish, Ed. You wish.

    Laura Ingraham (890cbf)

  5. And then I told Bill about Andrew’s disturbing editing of all those Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom tapes to make it look like there were different Jims over the years

    Creepy

    GlennBecked (bc267e)

  6. How homophobic to insinuate that my sexual orientation motivated my ruling. I was fairly neutral on the whole Prop 8 thing. I didn’t even accompany my partner when he and his friends took revenge on the bigots went to air their grievances at the local Mormon temple.

    Vaughn Walker (0692b1)

  7. How dare Chris Christie give tax breaks to those nazi millionaires while not giving Mark Zuckerberg a tax cut.

    NJEA (15aa57)

  8. My neutrality cannot be disputed. I never, never wore my “No on 8″ t-shirt outside my home.

    Vaughn Walker (0692b1)

  9. May the farce be with you! All-a-yez…

    Obi-wan Obamee (5f2db5)

  10. Is Bibi gone yet? I wanna come home.

    Baracky (b717c7)

  11. here you can have your sock back ok thanks

    happyfeet (a55ba0)

  12. That BiBi the Joooooooooo sho is a mean and ornery little cuss. I will be happy when he is back living in peace with his peace loving neighbors that I love to negotiate on behalf of. the Pali wish list is a great starting point for negotiation, especially the do-over for the Arabs to ignore the results of their epic fail in 1967.

    Baracky (318f81)

  13. I like Zuckerberg’s new policy. I have a similar one about people I fuck.

    Ed Gein (838c1f)

  14. Oh my gosh Bibi is so clean and articulate he is the man who is talked about in fairytales.

    JoeBiden (15aa57)

  15. Can anyone recommend a cobbler? One in Rehavia? Both of my shoes’ insteps have indentations on them shaped like Obama’s tailbone.

    Bibi (890cbf)

  16. However many Jooooos there are in Iran, that’s how many percent she raised taxes in Alaska.

    EPWJ (ebfab7)

  17. There are 0.6% of jews in iran.

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  18. Sorry my brain hurt so much i forgot to take off the sockpuppet.

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  19. Fraulein Ingraham is nice, ja? I’d let her gobble my schnitzel gruber!

    Sgt. Ed Schultz (ebfab7)

  20. Fred! Freeeeeeeeeeeeedddd!!!! Whyfore hast thou forsaken me, Freddy?

    happyfeet (ebfab7)

  21. From VP candidate to presidential hopeful to premature widower, father of a bastard, and prison b*tch in just 7 years. Tell me who’s accomplished more in so short a time, huh?

    Silky Pony (ebfab7)

  22. That’s not funny! Waaaaaaaaah!!!

    Milhouse (ebfab7)

  23. The second kind of inflation I caused was from my role in the housing bubble. The first kind of inflation I caused, well, let’s just say that’s what got me my job.

    Herb Moses (ba7756)

  24. You’re telling me! To make from for the shtupping I’m gonna have to pull my head out of my a$$.

    Slickly Porny (ebfab7)

  25. To make “room”

    Slickly Porny (ebfab7)

  26. . . . oh, sorry!

    Just imagining an Ingraham/Malkin sandwich. *Drool*

    Madcow (ebfab7)

  27. Mmmmm . . . Palin/Bachmann meat in my bread, thank you!

    Chrissie Leg-Tingle (ebfab7)

  28. Rachle Madcow and Helen Thomas are lovers.

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  29. Today’s Worst Person in the World?

    The fat, lazy, unshaven bastard that lives on my couch, farts up a storm, and stalks around the room ranting & raving to an audience of — no one!

    Olbermonkey (ebfab7)

  30. Seems like we got a bit of a breeze today, eh, Michelle?

    HRM Elizabeth II (0cd6a2)

  31. (I bet they are entralled by my omni presence.)

    Obamaman with the Prince & Kate (0cd6a2)

  32. (Thank God he’ll long be out of office when gandmum gives me the crown. Boy, is he full of himself.)

    Harry the Heir with the Obamas (0cd6a2)

  33. What the …?! That Mo’ is leading in the polls? This is an outrage! How . . . DARE he put me in a position where I will be forced to spew all of the anti-Mormon discriminatory bile contained within me!!! He has NO right to compel me to reveal my extreme hatred for such a significant — yet still a minority in terms of religious membership — group of people right there on national TV where the lefties (my people!) can look at it and go, “Damn, Larry! Hate much, do ya?”

    Lawrence "I believe in toning down the rhetoric, EXCEPT when speaking of the Mormon devil, Romney" O'Donnell (ebfab7)

  34. Why don’t NOW call out muslims raping women?

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  35. (You would think she would show me more respect and wear more expensive clothes.)

    Michelle O with Kate (0cd6a2)

  36. Tee hee! I spoke over the playing of “God Save The Queen”. Who’s the one bowing to foreign dignitaries now, beyotch?

    Barack the Brave (ebfab7)

  37. (If she thinks I’m impressed by a $2,000 dress she has another thing coming. That is what we tip teh hired help.)

    Kate, wife of Harry the Heir (0cd6a2)

  38. Hey! Whose head do I need to blow a hole in to get a plate of arugula over here?

    Barack the Bold (ebfab7)

  39. (Boy what a doofus. I knew more aboout being Queen in 1952 when father died than he’ll ever know about being a US President.)

    HRM Elizabeth II at the State Dinner (0cd6a2)

  40. Hey!

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  41. I want all the people in Missouri that I am with them. Excuse me now, I have to run and enjoy being entertained here. I’ll do a flyover and wave to you when I get around to it on my return.

    Obamaman (0cd6a2)

  42. Ha! “Netanyahu”. More like ‘not in here, you’! Hey, did you notice how much more subtle my “flipping the bird” move has become? Thumb under chin, forefinger crooked between nose and upper lip, middle finger slightly bent but still pointing in his direction while pretending to rest on my bottom lip. Yeah. Take that, Bibi!

    Barack the Bitchy (ebfab7)

  43. Do you have to be such a b*tch i mean even your wife isn’t a b*tch like you.

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  44. I am the king of off-the-wall comments. Anyone notice?

    DohBiden (f23d3e)

  45. Now that I’m in the far east, there aren’t very many joooooooooosss. Whatever will I complain about? Oh, wait. I still have that Alaska Governor dropout, tax raising, oil robber Sarah Palin.

    happyfeet, you know you don’t hate her as much as I do.

    EricPWJohnson (f23d3e)

  46. You communists are exposing your jew hatred.

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  47. OOPS!

    Six Fathoms Under (0a10d5)

  48. I hereby declare a law that does not discriminate, passed by the Senate and House of the State of Wisconsin and signed by the Governor null and void because if the State doesn’t collect dues from our members, the Union will not be able to raise money to elect people to appoint stupid twits like me.

    Judge Maryann Sumi of Dane County (0cd6a2)

  49. We will not agree to increasing our tiny medical insurance contribution or increasing our contributioon to our pensions, even if it means the system will have to lay off teachers. The only ones laid off will be the young, smart ones. That will show those taxpayers.

    Milwaukee Public Teachers Union (0cd6a2)

  50. You guys inspire me.

    Ralph Lang (0e1b2d)

  51. We don’t need to worry about Republican presidential candidates as long as the Democrats run Obama:

    http://moneyrunner.blogspot.com/2011/05/i-hope-that-democrats-run-obama.html

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  52. and yet I worry

    happyfeet (3c92a1)

  53. I sure hope that my future cellmate will be willing to cover his ‘puppet’ with a sock!

    Johnny "Wad" Edwards (ebfab7)

  54. You know what they say in Vegas…

    No, NOT “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”

    No, they say “Let the bookie win”… And THEY DO, sir, they really, really do.

    Smock Puppet, 5-time Winner of the Silver Sow award (c9dcd8)


  55. The only ones laid off will be the young, smart ones. That will show those taxpayers.

    Liar! It’s quite clear that if you represented the Milwaukee Public Teachers Union, you’d know that we were going to lay off the competent ones….

    I mean, how can we maintain our low, low, low scholastic standards if we let THEM remain, while laying off any others?

    Hmmm?

    Hmmmmm?!?!??

    Answer THAT one, ya big bag o’ cheesey puffs!

    That would only raise expectations by increasing our average competency levels.

    And it’s rather blatantly clear — WE CAN’T HAVE THAT.

    Wisconsin Public Teachers Union, aka "The Cheesetastics" (c9dcd8)

  56. I’m glad I’m not the only Queen that Obama disrespects.

    Bawney Fwank (ba7756)

  57. Itinerary June 29th, 2011

    Palins America the Beautiful Tour

    7:00a Stop at IHOP Whittlesburg Mississippi

    7:07a Order coffee from transvestite Haitian Waitress, comment at how much you like her orange sherbert lipstick

    7:11a Talk about our strength as a country is another by product of conservative family values

    7:14a show off Kid, make cute noises

    7:17a Pass offering hat for gas

    7:19a Remind everyone to fly flag and thank veterans

    7:21a Travel to Dennys at Main and 4th, Repeat

    JDohBidustin (59cc5c)

  58. Hackers put my Weiner in that poor maid’s mouth!

    It was a prank and a distraction!

    What is it about all these hackers and the various Weiners in New York?

    Strauss Kahn (c16eca)


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