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5/22/2011

Baby Stanley’s Crib and Breakfast: Now with Bondage!

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 12:47 am

Ay yai yai.

Remember Baby Stanley, the adult baby who is bilking the government for SSI while he rebuilds cribs and playpens to hold his massive 350 pound frame?

Apparently carpentry is not his only “skill.” Via Verum Serum comes new of Baby Stanley’s very disturbing getaway stop for adults who enjoy pretending they are babies:

A Typical Night’s Stay At The Nursery And Breakfast Is As Follows:

Arrive at 7:00PM and check in. From there we go in and get you into what ever you want to wear for the evening, and then come into the living room for 3 hours and sit with Auntie Sandra and watch a movie and have a snack or do an arts and crafts project. Which ever is planned for that night.

At about 10:00PM, you are taken to the nursery and put in your crib for the night (now an adjustable bed with waterproof mattress for baby’s comfort). Auntie Sandra will bring in a bottle of either Milk, Apple Juice, Formula or Water. She will then read you a bed time story and then turn down the lights for the night. You will be checked on through out the night to make sure baby is sleeping soundly.

If baby is wet during the night, baby is woken up for a diaper change. You can either have your diaper changed by the staff for $20.00 per change or change your own diaper. Your choice.

Extra charge, of course, for DVDs of your stay, or pictures of you taken in your “crib” throughout the night. And just so we’re clear: “You need to be 21 years or older to come to the Nursery and Breakfast.”

And when “baby is woken up for a diaper change” . . . who does that?

Wet Diaper Change (Done by Male: Stanley)…………………$20.00 Each

Am I done yet? No, I am not done yet. OK, steel yourself for this part:

We also are now offering for those babies into bondage and that type of thing. We have 4 point hospital grade leather restraints. These can be added to your crib for the night for an extra $10.00. Only one set available at this time.

Only one set? Can’t the taxpayers afford to spring for a second set? If you don’t, Baby Stanley will kill himself! Don’t test him!!

18 Comments

  1. Um… if this guy is running a business that makes money, why the hell are the taxpayers supporting him???

    Comment by Tom Jones VIII (e4afcd) — 5/22/2011 @ 3:10 am

  2. What in the hell is the fascination with this loser? It’s bad enough that we have to support him without having to reaqd about him, too.

    Comment by Dirty Old Man (2e2a43) — 5/22/2011 @ 3:25 am

  3. Dirty Old Man, if you don’t care about abuse and fraud bankrupting our country and stealing from the next generation of Americans, what do you care about?

    Comment by Dustin (c16eca) — 5/22/2011 @ 3:57 am

  4. Ho-ly crap!

    Comment by Pious Agnostic (6048a8) — 5/22/2011 @ 5:23 am

  5. Is this what Kim du Toit has been doing with his disability moolah since he quit blogging?

    Comment by Bruuuce (954132) — 5/22/2011 @ 5:52 am

  6. Bwuuuuuuucie is iamadimwit. He/she/it is a vile cretin, and just cannot seem to quit us.

    Comment by JD (109425) — 5/22/2011 @ 6:06 am

  7. What kind of welfare state has the US become?

    Comment by Arizona Bob (aa856e) — 5/22/2011 @ 7:28 am

  8. No bruuuuuuuuuuuceykins that is you.

    Comment by DohBiden (15aa57) — 5/22/2011 @ 7:33 am

  9. Baby Stanley seems to have a head for business.

    Comment by PatAZ (96c670) — 5/22/2011 @ 9:02 am

  10. Holy cheese doodles! Is this for real??

    I’d pay money to see Tom Coburn bring THIS up.

    Comment by Jewels (c7b6c5) — 5/22/2011 @ 9:17 am

  11. I can’t even understand what’s sexual about this.

    That is what this is right? Some kind of kink thing?

    Or maybe people just want to use diapers? No wonder they’ve gotten away with fraud. It would be tough to find anyone who really wants to know more about this.

    Comment by Dustin (c16eca) — 5/22/2011 @ 9:27 am

  12. These adults wet/poop in their diaper? WTF? I need eye bleach.

    This “baby” needs to reimburse the Government for every penny he has received. This is so wrong.

    Comment by PatAZ (96c670) — 5/22/2011 @ 12:21 pm

  13. The Nanny State is finally here.

    Comment by Arizona Bob (aa856e) — 5/22/2011 @ 12:23 pm

  14. we are so awesome

    Comment by Jones (e48b3e) — 5/22/2011 @ 4:42 pm

  15. I don’t think we should bring back debtors’ prison. But moochers’ prison, I’m hip with that.

    Comment by DWPittelli (2ca9c8) — 5/22/2011 @ 7:47 pm

  16. This is real. It’s a sexual deviance centered around infantile behavior and the wearing of diapers. Someone somewhere will be turned on by anything… A friend of mine is involved with that culture – he pays his own way though. I don’t see how it is the government’s responsibility to pay for a fetish, though. How the hell did he bamboozle the government to pay for this?

    Comment by OmegaPaladin (a63d4d) — 5/22/2011 @ 10:51 pm

  17. Wait, what? We can take away his undeserved SSI benefits … AND he’ll off himself if we DO?

    I’m not seeing a downside here, sorry.

    Comment by Mitch (890cbf) — 5/23/2011 @ 8:36 am

  18. I had 11 friends killed in action so this shit bag can suck off the public teet? What am I missing here?

    Comment by RCJParry (625550) — 5/23/2011 @ 10:44 pm

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