[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here. Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]
As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, a lot.
And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.
Hey guys, you know what it is? It’s Friday, Friday, Friday…
Honestly I don’t know why people got so worked up about that video. It’s a vanity video. Yeah, it’s not very good, but that’s how these vanity things work. If you want to be annoyed at anyone, don’t be annoyed with this thirteen year old girl. Be annoyed with the vanity company that takes the money from parents with too much money and just enough love to support their daughter whether she is good enough, or ready, to do this for a living or not.
I call it the Puritanism of non-suckitude. They say a Puritan lays awake at night worried that someone somewhere is having a good time. A “non-suckitude Puritan” worries that somewhere someone sucks and takes it as a personal offense that the suck even exists. I prefer to just not pay attention to that which sucks in the first place, but hey if a bunch of mall-bopping girls buy this crap, what do I care? It’s not my problem.
But that isn’t the front and center frivolity for Friday. It’s this, the first ad for Obama’s reelection…
And funny, I don’t think it’s making a very effective case. Heh.
Hammer him early and often, because this suckitude is definitely our problem.
Hat tip: Hot Air.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]