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3/8/2011

Charlie Sheen, Acting Nuts on the Web, Again (Update: He’s the Malibu Messiah)

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 7:34 pm



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This is, according to Drudge, his “final” webcast.  Not sure what that means.  Let’s see if this embed works:


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And if that doesn’t work, go here.

Hat Tip: Ace.

Update: He’s the Malibu Messiah. And did he imbue you with tiger blood?

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

18 Responses to “Charlie Sheen, Acting Nuts on the Web, Again (Update: He’s the Malibu Messiah)”

  1. he gives and gives and it’s so damn selfless

    that my friends is America

    happyfeet (ab5779)

  2. I’m honestly not sure whether any of this is serious, or self-aware. Frankly, I’d like to believe that it’s just one gigantic performance-art piece — Charlie Sheen’s private little joke on the rest of the world.

    Demosthenes (ca616f)

  3. demo

    so you think he is going all andy kaufman on us?

    i wondered, but i think its more likely that he has just gone nuts.

    Aaron Worthing (73a7ea)

  4. How can one tell the difference?

    narciso (a3a9aa)

  5. And the Oscar goes to……….. CHARLIE “TIGER BLOOD” SHEEN HAHAHA

    Nan (1faeef)

  6. A man searching for his bottom.

    Sizzle Losing Bye

    daleyrocks (ae76ce)

  7. After watching the whole thing, its really not funny at all, just really sad and im sorry that I joked about it. 🙁 nan

    Nan (1faeef)

  8. Nan, it’s not all that unlike how people used to watch savage gladiator fighting. The masses love to see great destruction.

    Sheen’s lost his mind and it’s pretty disgusting to see.

    Dustin (c16eca)

  9. My money’s still on drugs (someone w/ his money can pay for creative ways to evade drug tests, am convinced) but I remember a few years ago helping a friend who for extreme stress reasons missed several days of sleep.

    Usually you read about the effects of that in sleep-deprivation studies; the results are more shocking when you witness them in real life. She ended up in the hospital for a couple of days w/ a near-psychotic break till she got some sleep. It looked something like this. Scary enough that I’ve warned several people since them about what can happen when you don’t get sleep for several days in a row.

    no one you know (e7daa1)

  10. Edgar Allan ME, 2077. Good stuff.

    On the bright side, he’s still smoking.

    Money quote from me today at work: When I lose my mind, I hope that I am so articulate.

    carlitos (01d172)

  11. I bet he doesn’t have to wake up at the crack of ass for a kitty cremation tomorrow I’m the last person what’s gonna call him crazy

    happyfeet (ab5779)

  12. What’s the problem? He reads his lines off the screen well – better than Obama – and rarely makes a mistake, conveys emotion, uses dramatic pauses effectively . . . the script is weak and often nonsensical, but he never said he was a writer, just a warlock rock star with tiger blood.

    While psychosis certainly cannot be ruled out, those offering diagnoses from his interviews and videos are, in the view of every single medical authority and association, quacks. You can’t diagnose mental illnesses without examining the patient directly in a clinical setting, period.

    His behaviors can be as easily explained by the short-term effects of drug withdrawal, for example – or even a guy who, having made over $150 million in the last few years from this show alone, wanted out of his contract and decided to play an enormous practical joke on a producer he hates and a public he disdains.

    Or, yeah, he could just be bat-sh*t crazy. We have no way of knowing for sure, but time will help fill in the blanks.

    Estragon (ec6a4b)

  13. Aaron: No, I don’t really think Sheen is pulling a Kaufman. If I had to bet, I’d bet he’s gone crazy. But I’m honestly not sure one way or the other, and I would really LIKE to believe that it was an act.

    Demosthenes (8a6d5f)

  14. The Malibu Messiah. The Condor of Calabasas.

    Look at that, happyfeet. Charlie dares to cross the 405.

    MayBee (081489)

  15. I’d say Charlie’s agent should get on the phone asap with MSNBC. We’re looking at the perfect replacement for Keith Olbermann.

    Sandy (35552e)

  16. The man is truly ill and needs addiction and psychiatric treatment. I’m not comfortable with the notion of posting videos of such a person for the ostensible purpose of the public’s amusement, observing that he’s acting “nuts.” There is nothing funny about it. This is a man who is not in command of his mind.

    Really, we should have the maturity to be able to not point at someone who is truly ill for the purpose of making fun of him, as little children might do. Sheen’s celebrity status is irrelevant to me on this score.

    Guy Jones (f3f75b)

  17. 🙄

    Machinist (b6f7da)


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