Sockpuppet Friday—The Foot Fetish Edition!
[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.]
As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, a lot.
And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.
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And for some random goofing around, here is Wes Welker apparently mocking Rex Ryan:
For background, see here.
Wait, does this mean regular commenter Happyfeet is really Rex Ryan? I’m not saying, but I’m just sayin’.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]
It is wrong of Sarah Palin to respond to my allegation that she drinks the blood of children by calling it a blood libel.
Paulie Krugman (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:43 amHey! What about ME?
Alot, still not a word, but hoping to drive the coblogger to drink (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:47 amWouldn’t that be ecstaticfeet?
"See No Evil Hear No Evil" Ezra Klein (c8876d) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:47 amMaybe that’s only when they get massaged by Todd Palin. Aha! Much becomes clear.
"See No Evil Hear No Evil" Ezra Klein (c8876d) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:48 amhah plus tasty donuts are involved
happyfeet (a55ba0) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:50 amNobody said Palin was personally responsible. But she is responsible. Just not personally.
Kman (6e25b4) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:52 amYeah! She’s making this all about her! She’s just supposed to shut up and take whatever we say! After all, that was the way things always worked before the stoopid Internet-n-stuff!
The MSM (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:52 amwe don’t have dunkin’s here at least not in my zone but I keep hearing about these
that’s for reals innovation the kind what made America great
happyfeet (a55ba0) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:53 am@#5: Please don’t explain how the donuts are being used, or how they are made tasty.
"See No Evil Hear No Evil" Ezra Klein (c8876d) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:54 amYou mean people should be better than this. Rise above your petty partisanship. Be civil. Like me. And if you don’t, I will punch back twice as hard. With a gun. Actually, I won’t. I am kind of a wimp. I will have one of my sycophants do it for me.
Barck the Magnificent (109425) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:55 amThen he might become “culminatefeet.”
"See No Evil Hear No Evil" Ezra Klein (c8876d) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:55 amI am a word, too, in certain regions. lighten up.
Alot (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:56 amSarah Palin is sooo stupid. I bet she hasn’t even gone to Electoral College.
Average Liberal (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:59 amSome people romanticize people like me as “lone wolves” and tragic antiheroes but the truth is I am just one pathetic, weak, cowardly LOSER.
Jared Loughner (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:59 amI did not call Palin an anti-Semite. What I said was that only an anti-Semite would you that word in such an ignorant hateful way.
Capehart (822109) — 1/14/2011 @ 10:59 amDude, it was so awesome at that memorial the other day. I got a really cool t-shirt, and i saw the president. Woooooot!
Tuscon Mourner (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:00 amComment by Alot — 1/14/2011 @ 10:56 am
Just yankin yer chain, dude. Heh heh heh.
Uh–Wait. Did I just enter a black hole or something?
Alot, who finds being responded to by himself a bit disconcerting (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:03 amAlot, you should stop complaining. At least you don’t have New Jersians inserting an R into your last name.
George Warshington (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:05 amDude, it was so awesome at that memorial the other day. I got a really cool t-shirt, and i saw the president. Woooooot!
Comment by Tuscon Mourner — 1/14/2011 @ 11:00 am
And the concession stand was open the whole time, too. The nachos ROCKED!
Second Tucson Mourner (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:05 amAlot and Aaron, you guys get along, now. Alot, you stop teasing Aaron and go sit in the corner; Aaron, just think of Jeri Ryan. There now. Isn’t that better?
Alot's mom, who's been trying to break him of the teasing habit (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:08 amI eat Wes Welker’s body weight in lard, weekly. Speaking of lard, if you like those foot fetish videos we did, we have a new one coming out where I smear lard all over her feet and then lovingly lick them clean.
Rex Ryan (109425) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:09 amSorry Mom. Sorry, Aaron! *sits*
Alot, who's ashamed of himself, now (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:09 amYes, Aaron, think of me, you stud.
Jeri Ryan (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:13 amBarack told all of you it wasn’t incivility that caused the shootings but I basically did, a day later. Why, in my open letter to parents about the causes of the shootings, I didn’t even MENTION watching children for signs of mental illness!
Michelle "what a great tag team Barack and I make" Obama (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:15 amImagine me in a leopard print banana hammock, Aaron.
Rex Ryan (b98cae) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:16 amObama missed a perfect opportunity to talk about the REAL victims: Sarah Palin and conservatives.
Kirsten Powers (d30fc3) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:22 amSorry,
Aaron Worthington (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:27 amKmanRex Ryan, I don’t swing that way.Six people were killed in Arizona, but there was only one victim: ME.
Sarah Palin (0692b1) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:36 amWhy are tea-partiers disowning me? I read the manual and I did what I was told, right? What do I need to do to be accepted?
Jared Lee Loughner (0692b1) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:42 amoh hai I think I may have left my dayplanner in here?
no?
ok no big deal I’ll be off then
Palin's career (a55ba0) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:42 amSix people were killed in Arizona, but there was only one victim: ME.
Comment by Sarah Palin — 1/14/2011 @ 11:36 am
Obviously a sockpuppet. There is no one on the face of the earth who could actually make a massacre about themselves.
(This is me, being civil. Did you notice? Well?)
President Barack H. Obama, Healer of Planets and Bringer of Tides, who is hoping you all will forget those shoutouts to my homies before the Major-Hasan-massacre presser (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:44 amWe are now focused on Target stores and its stockholding murderous corporate animals that infest their Minneapolis Pentagonal Headquarters and donate to Republican causes
Foaming MSM (8a4ca7) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:44 amWe hate Palin. Why? Well, okay, because we would really like to f*ck her, and that makes us mad.
The American Left (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:44 amIt is remarkable how the Left thinks that they should be allowed to spread their dishonest vile smears, and the targets of their vicious smears should just STFU and take it. F@ck off.
JD (85b089) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:44 amI like to give myself three names. It makes me feel important, and evil, and assassinatory, so I can forget what an utterly pathetic, cowardly loser I am.
Jared Lee Loughner (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:46 amWe need to teach children to avoid the
Palinpain and rhectoric that caused my husband to debase hiself and use up the last reminants of his humanityagain…
Michelo (8a4ca7) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:47 amComment by Foaming MSM — 1/14/2011 @ 11:44 am
Our cease-and-desist competition letter is in the mail to you as we speak. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
Scrubbing Bubbles, LLC (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:48 amif I knew how to cook I could write a cookbook
that’ll be the first thing in my new dayplanner when I get one I hope they have the ones with all the cool stickers
Palin's career (a55ba0) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:48 amCan you believe what a hateful bitch Sarah Palin is? I join the American liberals in denouncing her kind of hateful rhetoric that clearly leads to violence.
Osama bin Laden (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:49 amthats the 4th “F” key this month….
JD's Laptop (8a4ca7) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:49 amYou know, you guys have said I was dead before. Why should I think you are right this time?
Sarah Palin's Career (not the imposter) (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:50 ammy ears are burning
Palin's career (a55ba0) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:51 amF*ck off Daley – no I’m not projecting an etheral glow around his face every time he mentions …coming together….
Teleprompter in Chief (8a4ca7) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:53 amHow dare you conservative brown shirts send me tweets wishing me death, just because I wished Sarah Palin wishing Palin would get shot.
Don’t you know it is an invasion of my privacy to take what i wrote in a public form and show others?
redheadonfire2 (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:53 amI think the left badly outs their intent all along when they cheer about Palin’s political future being harmed.
Who in the hell cares about that, when a 8 year old girl was just buried? Blood libeling psychos, that’s who. It’s not just the left. A few losers on the right are agitating for Palin’s career to end as a result of this episode. It’s just sick, but I guess it’s also informative.
Just say what you really mean.
Dustin (b54cdc) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:55 amWe didn’t wish you death, Lauren. Openly wishing death on people is YOUR side’s game, remember? You’re experts by now.
the angry (but not murderous) tweets of conservatives (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:57 amOfficially we think that man Loughner is a crazy individual with no ties to the Tea Party, and we solemnly condemn the awful act that he committed.
Officiously, we think Jared Lee Loughner is a great Patriot whose courage and determination stand as an example for every real American. We won’t fail to recognize his contribution when we finally get America back.
The Tea Party (0692b1) — 1/14/2011 @ 11:58 amWhen I get done sucking Brad Friedman’s c*ck, I’m going to come back here and teach you wingnutz a thing or two.
J.T. Waldrin (e7bc4f) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:00 pmF@ck off, Yelverton.
JD (b98cae) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:02 pmJust say what you really mean.
Comment by Dustin — 1/14/2011 @ 11:55 am
Since they can’t tell you themselves, what they really mean is that Sarah Palin engenders the two of us in them, and that they therefore don’t have the time or energy to truly care about the six people who died.
Abject Fear and Apoplectic Rage (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:03 pmI would eliminate myself, I hate my life so much, but I don’t have the balls. I want one of you ha8rs to do it for me.
Oplontis (e7bc4f) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:04 pmConservatives are responsible for the safeway massacre because… um… because I really think it is useful to me politically to say it.
Oplontis (who pretended to be the tea party just now) (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:04 pmJD – You complete me.
Oplontis (e7bc4f) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:05 pmI am, after all, the favorite author of most conservatives.
Karl Marx (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:07 pmI complete you?! Now I feel … Icky.
JD (85b089) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:07 pmOfficiously, we think Jared Lee Loughner is a great Patriot
Hey, Aaron! Forget the teasing — take a look at someone who REALLY doesn’t know how to use words! HAHAHA *points*
Alot, all done with my timeout now and ready to play (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:07 pmYeah, Aaron, there is no one you know who knows how to use words better than you.
A lot (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:09 pmtoday I’m deciding which general foods international coffee is my favorite!
Then I’ll know what my favorite general foods international coffee is! So when I’m learning to cook for my new cookbook I can have a tasty coffee while the food is boiling or basting or whatever it’s supposed to do.
It’s kinda neat when a plan comes together.
Palin's career (a55ba0) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:10 pmComment by The Tea Party — 1/14/2011 @ 11:58
You got us. Yeah, we SAY the government spends too much and taxes are high enough, but we actually, truly do want racial segregation instead. *rolls eyes*
The real Tea Party, who finds the projection of racist liberals very interesting (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:11 pmJAn 12, 2011
Office of SarahPac
Dear
Pres(hee Hee) Gov Palin,Looking at your speech writers latest draft – I would feel more comfortable if you shortened this phrase: Blantant Libelous Behavior to something less dramatic – any idea’s Sarah? – we dont want anything controversial
From the Desk of: (8a4ca7) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:11 pm#
Yeah, Aaron, there is no one you know who knows how to use words better than you.
Comment by A lot — 1/14/2011 @ 12:09 pm
wait just a minute — Leave me out of this! 😉
no one you know (or is it?) (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:13 pmI love going back to this thread from last year and reading all these sockpuppet comments about my career.
President-elect Palin - 11/20/2012 (a059d0) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:14 pm#
JAn 12, 2011
Office of SarahPac
Dear Pres (hee Hee) Gov Palin,
Looking at your speech writers latest draft – I would feel more comfortable if you shortened this phrase: Blantant Libelous Behavior to something less dramatic – any idea’s Sarah? – we dont want anything controversial
Comment by From the Desk of: — 1/14/2011 @ 12:11 pm
How about learning to spell “blatant” and learning how to use caps, apostrophes and periods correctly. That would be a start. You betcha.
Governor Sarah Palin (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:17 pmThis is really weird. I haven’t made the acquaintance of any Democrat since Saturday…
The Facts (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:21 pmYou know who are ridiculous? The birthers. I tell you, these guys have their theory, and facts and logic be damned, they are going to stick to it.
i am so glad I have never done anything like that. no, i have followed the truth, like that Trig is not really Sarah Palin’s child and Sarah Palin caused a Marxist to shoot a congresswoman.
Andrew Sillyvan (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:23 pmYes I’m being threatened – why just the other day they threatened to cancel my latest TV show!
Palination (8a4ca7) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:24 pmyou betcha has an apostrothingy…
Palination (8a4ca7) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:28 pmyou betcha has an apostrothingy…
Comment by Palination — 1/14/2011 @ 12:28 pm
It’s slang. Ask Aaron. He’s a good authority on slang and its proper uses.
Governor Sarah Palin, who thinks Aaron has probably been good-naturedly teased a bit too much today (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:34 pmWell, I plan to tease Aaron alot more tonight, but in a really, really different way.
Grace Park (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:36 pmNo, you aren’t going to be doing ANYTHING with Aaron tonight, bitch!
Aaron Worthing's Wife, who is really getting sick of these sci-fi hotties throwing themselves at her husband (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:43 pmReally, you wingnuts are ridiculous. You should not respond to one of my comments unless you read it first. and you shouldn’t discuss a court case without reading it, either. You are all so lazy.
Kman (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:47 pmNow, wait just a minute there, pal…
Bigfoot (8096f2) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:56 pmwill daleyrocks change his name to rahmrocks when Rahm becomes our next mayor?
Rahmrocks (74cbec) — 1/14/2011 @ 12:58 pmThat would be funny.
Hamhocks (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 1:00 pmHi guys,
Not a sockpuppet exactly, nk’s mean streak.
I just made my wife very sad. I lost 16 pounds since July, my blood pressure went back to 120/80 from 150/90, and my doctor says my smoking won’t kill me for at least four or five more years.
She’s still holding out hope for the X-ray results. 😉
nk's mean streak (db4a41) — 1/14/2011 @ 1:01 pmHoward Wollowitz is my hero.
Aaron Worthing (4f3ec1) — 1/14/2011 @ 1:03 pmI need a mean steak.
Dustin (b54cdc) — 1/14/2011 @ 1:04 pmThis volent rhetoric from the right wing is way out of control.
Right wingers should all be rounded up, put up against the wall, and shot… only then can we achieve a point where civil discourse is possible.
random media pundit (4f3ec1) — 1/14/2011 @ 1:09 pmI AM a mean steak.
Prime Rib (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 1:35 pmDamnit, them honkeys threw me out of my job.
Michael Steal (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 1:49 pmI will not stand for this, Mike. We will march to see you restored to power.
Also, you wingnuts need to tone down your rhetoric.
Rev. Sharpton (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 1:51 pmCongrats, nk – good to know you’ll be healthy for your trip west. And you’ll feel even more healthy when you get out here.
Leviticus (520dcb) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:14 pmI’m not saying that Palin was responsible, BUT . . .
Chrissie "Hardball? Try 'no balls'!" Matthews (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:14 pmI’m not really saying that Palin was responsible, BUT . . .
Lawrence "I believe in toning down the rhetoric, EXCEPT when speaking of the Mormon devil, Romney" O'Donnell (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:17 pmHeh heh. Everytime I call her Caribou Barbie I get a stiffy.
Sgt. Ed Schultz (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:19 pmTalking about her non-stop is NOT a sign that we’re secretly terrified of her. *shiver*
Olbermonkey (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:20 pmSHOCKA, happyfeet drops the “whore” bomb on a Palin thread yesterday!! Big fat shock, who’s suprised right – always said he was as sexist a pikachu as I’ve ever seen. He should be ashamed of himself, and ohwaittheladywasaliberalwedon’tgiveashit. Happyfeet, you scamp! Aren’t you just the cutest thing?
The Sexism Police (520dcb) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:21 pmShe gives me a shiver.
Madcow (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:22 pmThe fact that the two of us have never been seen in the same room at the same time does NOT mean that I am her in drag — or vice versa.
Chris "Maddow's 'guest host'" Hayes (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:26 pmShe gives me a sliver.
Tripp Palin, who loves my Nana's cheesecake (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:26 pmShe gives me a slaver.
The MSM, foaming at the mouth (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:28 pmTone down the rhetoric, you teabagging RACISTS!!!!!
Krud-man (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:28 pmShe gave me a shaver. For Christmas.
Track Palin (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:29 pmFairness Doctrine! We must CONTROL free speech.
Em Ess Em (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:29 pmShe gave me five little shavers. Thanks honey!
Todd Palin, beaming with pride (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:30 pmIf only that ban on extended clips had been in place! Gee, then he would have had to carry two guns with 15 rounds each. And we all know that there’s no way he would have thought of doing that!
Chrissie "I can do math, youse!" (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:32 pmKrugman is a flat out asshole.
Pat Caddell (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:38 pmHow . . . . . DAAAAARE!!!!! Sarah Palin issue a response on the same day as the memorial???
Never mind that on the previous day EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US criticized her for ‘hiding from the media’ and ‘being silent on the issue’.
Every commentator and guest pundit at MSNBC (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:38 pmHeh heh. Everytime I call her Caribou Barbie I get a stiffy.
Comment by Sgt. Ed Schultz — 1/14/2011 @ 2:19 pm
But don’t you teabagging racists DARE to call someone with a facial default setting of “angry”, a bad temper, a high forehead and who favors Klingon belts the “First Wookkie!”
The infallible referees of political satire, the MSM (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:38 pmHey, Blood Libel! How does it feel to be used out of context?
The suffix "-gate" (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:40 pmComment by The suffix “-gate” — 1/14/2011 @ 2:40 pm
I do feel for you, you overused poor thing. But I wouldn’t know.
Blood Libel, handing you a dictionary so you can look up "blood" and "libel" (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:47 pmWe need to react to this tragedy with new regulations & laws. Because, well, ya know . . . the guy might escape — or something.
Tone-deaf congresspersons (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:48 pmwhat are you talking about? if this is out of context, I have been used out of context… as long as the suffix -gate has been.
The Term "Blood Libel" (e7d72e) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:48 pmDitto to you for “water” and “gate.
The Suffix (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:49 pmWhat’s surprising is that Aaron’s wife allows him to put up all of our posters on the wall of his ‘study’.
Star Trek hotties (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:52 pmHow does it feel to be used out of context?
Comment by The suffix “-gate” — 1/14/2011 @ 2:40 pm
“Out of context?” Am not at all sure what you’re trying to say.
Cultural Allusions, Inc. (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:53 pmRemember, Aaron. The restraining order states that you have to remain at least 3 blog posts away from me at all times!
Grace Park (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:54 pmAh, but which Grace Park? There are many different models, remember.
"See No Evil Hear No Evil" Ezra Klein (c8876d) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:55 pmMaybe it will come to you if you think about it alot.
The 'fix (d40c08) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:56 pmI left the cake out in the rain. Pretty Grace-less, I’d say.
MacArthur Park (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 2:57 pmMaybe it will come to you if you think about it alot.
Comment by The ‘fix — 1/14/2011 @ 2:56 pm
I…don’t think so. Look my name up and you’ll see what I mean. 😉
Cultural Allusions, Inc. (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 3:00 pmSheriff Wyatt Earp would’ve grabbed me by the raisins, marched me behind the General Mercantile and put one behind my ear. My tombstone would have read, “Here lies Clarence Dupenik… as useless as he was feckless”
SheriffDupenik (5430d1) — 1/14/2011 @ 3:04 pmIt’s all the fault of those damn black or Chinese KKK guys running around with howitzers, or sumpin’.
Sheriff Dupnik (848837) — 1/14/2011 @ 3:10 pmThey all look Mexican to me.
Sheriff Dupnik (848837) — 1/14/2011 @ 3:11 pmMirror, mirror on the wall. Who’s the craziest of us all?
Paul Krugman (848837) — 1/14/2011 @ 3:14 pm“Yeah, I’d do Maddow.”
Keith Olbermann (848837) — 1/14/2011 @ 3:15 pmAre my 15 minutes up yet?
Dupnik Fudd (537b43) — 1/14/2011 @ 3:29 pmI’m so proud of that last comment — I loves me some joking about the near-fatal suffering of others!
What – don’t you teabagging wingnutz have any sense of humor?
Tolerant, compassionate, lover-of-even-plant-life Progressive (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 3:31 pmCoblogger is quick today. You might as well delete me too. And thanks!
Comment at 3:31 (325a59) — 1/14/2011 @ 3:34 pmYou know, I’m really POed at former Governor Palin for elevating my good friend Blood Libel, when it was really me she meant!
Blood Guilt (132cf8) — 1/14/2011 @ 4:34 pmYou know, the only reason I don’t go to Sweden to legally bitch-slap those sluts is that if I do, the Swedes will rendition me to the United States where they’ll lock me up in Gitmo or just shoot me in the head.
And I am certainly not the worst screw ever! If the bitch had just woke up she’d have known that!
Julian Assange (132cf8) — 1/14/2011 @ 4:38 pmBelieve me, Mr Assanga, you aren’t the worst sex ever!
Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton (132cf8) — 1/14/2011 @ 4:41 pmCivil discourse!?!? You think getting bashed with the butt end of a gun is civil discourse!?!? The only thing civil about it is it gives an animal a fighting chance.
Right Wing?!?! Who you callin’ Right wing?!?! I’m a RED Fox, for cryin’ out loud! Boy, just can’t trust that American press for one second. It’s a good thing for you that I can’t get a passport and let you know what I think first hand, or paw, whatever.
Belarussian Fox (3d3f72) — 1/14/2011 @ 5:09 pmWhen I stamp my feet and shout that means shut up.
SHUT UP (stamps feet)!
Every lefty troll in the universe (e03e7a) — 1/14/2011 @ 5:37 pmPosition available, full time. Responsible male twinkie needed for whitehouse gig. Must like basketball, apple polishing and midnite spooning. Send TV credits and head shot to Valerie. Salary DOE. EOE. AFL-CIO. We are not a smoke-free environment.
CLASSIFIED (6ca166) — 1/14/2011 @ 5:39 pmI’m a victim of soykemstances! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Sarah The Stooge (9d1bb3) — 1/14/2011 @ 5:57 pmSwing by Denny’s and try their new Palin Platter: toast with a side order of toast.
ChowHound (9d1bb3) — 1/14/2011 @ 6:03 pmVictims? hey, we got a bill signing coming up, bring your knife or gun! Free koolaid and all victims welcome!
Together we Thrive,
THE OrIGINAL 3 STOOGEs (6ca166) — 1/14/2011 @ 6:08 pmNancy, Harry and Barry
Ask yourself a question. Have you ever seen me and Rachel in the same room? no! i am really Rachel Maddow! Which means you just hit on a dude.
Jon Stewart (73a7ea) — 1/14/2011 @ 6:10 pmIf I change my name to Douchenik maybe I can get a job in porn.
Sherriff Clarence (b78311) — 1/14/2011 @ 7:33 pmI hate you racist hicktard teabaggers.
William Yelverton (d4bbf1) — 1/14/2011 @ 7:36 pmMy “girlfriend” is a goat.
Kman (d4bbf1) — 1/14/2011 @ 8:23 pmWe’re not going to listen to Gov. Palin get slandered like this. Her and other prolifers’ personal witness to the culture of life is bringing us a lot of new business! Nuk Nuk Nuk!
Quality brand-name line of baby care items (a8b794) — 1/14/2011 @ 8:27 pmOh boy, here comes another one! Yuk Yuk Yuk!
Troll Detector (a8b794) — 1/14/2011 @ 8:30 pmI have a personal relationship with Satan. And my cat.
William Yelverton (d4bbf1) — 1/14/2011 @ 8:30 pmDespite our impoverished nations and millions of dead, we really only want social justice.
Three billion Chinese can’t be wrong.
The Left (e03e7a) — 1/14/2011 @ 8:39 pmAfter some tasty chicken wings and adult beverages, I have decided my new name should be baselessconjecture…at least when the P-word comes up.
https://patterico.com/2011/01/14/steele-is-out/#comment-742584
happyfeeet (8ab009) — 1/14/2011 @ 9:58 pmWhaddaya mean, if I was so worried about a conservative-fueled whacko I shoulda had a couple of deputies stationed at the event?
How . . . DARE you confuse the
Dupnik Fife (d40c08) — 1/15/2011 @ 2:20 ammemeissue with logic?!Keep an open mind about this: If evolution is true, why haven’t trees evolved to be fireproof yet? Like, forest fires have been killing trees in like, forever and stuff.
Dr. Art Vandaley, Esq. Retired USN, (D) Vancouver
Bluebonnet (b54cdc) — 1/20/2011 @ 12:31 amIs it safe to eat tiny pieces of glass while pregnant.?
Bluebonnet (b54cdc) — 1/20/2011 @ 12:35 amBefore you get on my case hear me out with an open mind. I’m trying to get in the Guinness World Record book for World’s strangest pregnancy diet so I want to break down glass into really small pieces so that they won’t cut my throat or stomach. I’m mainly concerned with the chemical properties of glass that might effect my baby’s development. I’m in my third trimester if that makes any difference. Also I get disqualified if my baby is born with any noticeable birth defects or if I have a miscarriage.
General Ronald Reagan, The Arther P Vandalay Chair of Sociogynocology, ITT
Bluebonnet (b54cdc) — 1/20/2011 @ 12:37 amWhat would happen if you poured self raising flour on an orphan? I’m just asking questions here. Be emotionally prepared to ask any question.
Bluebonnet (b54cdc) — 1/20/2011 @ 12:43 amMagnets: how do they work?
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Bluebonnet's vuvuzela (b54cdc) — 1/20/2011 @ 1:14 am