Patterico's Pontifications

12/30/2010

Sockpuppet Thursday—the “It Feels Like Friday to Me” Edition

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 1:41 pm

[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; please send any tips here.]

Yes, it isn’t Friday, but I am off tomorrow, so it’s like Friday to me.

As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.

Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, alot.

And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.

As for the poll widget, I am a little short on time right now. But I will try to add it tonight.

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing]

37 Comments

  1. Hau’oli Makahiki Hou!

    Fore!!!!!

    Comment by Barack Obama (c03bd7) — 12/30/2010 @ 1:56 pm

  2. I suggest it is time to open a can of whup-a55 on these unionized snow plowers.

    Comment by Ron Reagan's Ghost (e7d72e) — 12/30/2010 @ 2:25 pm

  3. I heart Lauren Conrad.

    Comment by JD (07faa1) — 12/30/2010 @ 2:38 pm

  4. When I am not buggering goats, I am cross dressing while I cook saffron rice and calling it paella.

    Comment by William Yelverton (07faa1) — 12/30/2010 @ 2:39 pm

  5. BWAHAHAHahahahahahahaha! You poor fools! I OWN THIS STATE! BWAHAHahahahahahaha…

    Comment by SENATOR Murkowski , bitches! (8096f2) — 12/30/2010 @ 2:50 pm

  6. http://www.wikihow.com/Tuck-and-Tape

    This is what I do when I pretend to be a girl ….

    Comment by William Yelverton (07faa1) — 12/30/2010 @ 3:04 pm

  7. Excuse me while I tend to my mangina.

    Comment by William Yelverton (07faa1) — 12/30/2010 @ 3:16 pm

  8. Don’t make me post pictures !!!!!

    Comment by William Yelverton (07faa1) — 12/30/2010 @ 3:31 pm

  9. I learned from Glenn Greenwald’s blog that Kevin Poulson shouldn’t be trusted because he was once a hacker.

    Comment by Thomas Ellers (a059d0) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:11 pm

  10. #8 Ellers: that’s a great point.

    Comment by Rick Ellensburg (a059d0) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:12 pm

  11. Hey look at me! People think I’m important! Although I can’t understand the Constitution, it’s not my fault. Anyone who reads the BS I get printed in the WAPO’s business section knows I’m just a little leftist twit.

    Comment by Ezra Klien (0cd6a2) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:44 pm

  12. I’ll show you an imperial presidency……….

    Comment by Barack I (ed7a50) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:49 pm

  13. How do we order a lap band for Congress?

    Comment by Letting My New Life Begin (ed7a50) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:49 pm

  14. Hey Arron, who is that honey in the picture? Hillary is out of town next week ;-)

    Comment by Slick Willey (0cd6a2) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:52 pm

  15. Hey Arron, I think that gal in the pic would be a great White House intern. Hell, I’ll even see gets a salary. Just don’t let Slick Willey get to her first…

    Comment by Obamaman (0cd6a2) — 12/30/2010 @ 4:58 pm

  16. We Dem senators in republican states don’t fear 2012.

    Comment by Nelson from Nebraska (0cd6a2) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:01 pm

  17. Dream on Bobby boy….

    Comment by Nebraksa Right to Life dot Org. (0cd6a2) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:02 pm

  18. Look, don’t worry about us, Mr. President. Our families and our schedules don’t matter. We exist to be OF SERVICE TO YOU, and nothing more.

    Comment by The members of the Secret Service and the President and First Lady's staff (a8b794) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:05 pm

  19. I won’t bother to thank you, since I know how much pleasure it gives you to serve Myself. Now why in the world can’t the rest of the country just be like you all?

    Comment by President Barack H. Obama, Healer of Planets and Bringer of Tides (a8b794) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:07 pm

  20. Have a wonderful New Year’s, Aaron. I forgive you.

    Comment by A Lot, in a much happier place since last week's unfortunate Jack Daniels binge and consequent fatal decision (a8b794) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:10 pm

  21. It was a small mistake. Nothing to get all excited about. This is getting inflated beyond normal proportions.

    Comment by Swedish Health Care System (36cd01) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:53 pm

  22. It was a small mistake. Nothing to get all excited about. This is getting inflated beyond normal proportions.

    Comment by Swedish Health Care System — 12/30/2010 @ 5:53 pm

    You might even say, bent out of shape.

    Comment by The irretrievably missing appendage (a8b794) — 12/30/2010 @ 5:56 pm

  23. I just can’t wait until Andy takes office so I can redecorate the governor’s mansion. It’s going to be such fun. There is a governor’s mansion, isn’t there?

    Comment by Sandra Lee, Semi-homemade (b334e9) — 12/30/2010 @ 6:12 pm

  24. Do you remember that 24/7, 364 days a year thing I said? Well, tomorrow’s the day.

    But the system worked. Except for tomorrow.

    Comment by Janet Napolitano (db5856) — 12/30/2010 @ 9:10 pm

  25. You will all have to speak up. I can’t hear you over the noise of all these printing presses.

    Comment by Ben Bernanke (db5856) — 12/30/2010 @ 9:12 pm

  26. Don’t worry, Paul, you’re doing fine, no not you Ron.

    Comment by paul krugman (6075d0) — 12/30/2010 @ 9:21 pm

  27. Krugman is a demonic midget. As is Yelverton. A pattern is developing.

    Comment by JD (07faa1) — 12/30/2010 @ 9:25 pm

  28. I take exception to that remark

    Comment by miguelito lovelace (6075d0) — 12/30/2010 @ 9:52 pm

  29. As a burly man with thick hair, I think Tipper made a mistake in filing for divorce.

    I mean, who is she going to get now? Ozzie? I don’t think so. But I do like that Sharon. I bet she’s good at massage.

    By the way, this cold weather? Global climate change warming. I have a PowerPoint, film and Nobel to explain it all.

    I still matter. Really. Right?

    Comment by Al Gore (e03e7a) — 12/30/2010 @ 10:39 pm

  30. I missed Sockpuppet Friday again! :(

    Comment by The disappointed Dana (132cf8) — 12/31/2010 @ 8:13 am

  31. In other news, Hezbollah denies the rocket attacks on Israeli children were anything but a fireworks display celebrating the founding of the Israeli state. And. I. believe. them.

    Comment by Christianne Amanpour (f8a299) — 12/31/2010 @ 11:49 am

  32. I can haz Chicago?

    Comment by Rahm Emanuel (f8a299) — 12/31/2010 @ 11:50 am

  33. So they kill one of our Border Patrolmen every so often. Big deal.

    Comment by Janet Napolitano (f8a299) — 12/31/2010 @ 11:52 am

  34. So much more than hot!

    Comment by Rafael Escamilla (e7577d) — 12/31/2010 @ 12:01 pm

  35. MS13 gansters are just noble hard working hispanic glee club members.

    Comment by Wee Willie Yelverton (e7577d) — 12/31/2010 @ 12:06 pm

  36. Hey, I found a good read recently with Sally, Dick, Jane, Puff, Tim and Spot, Mother and Father….I especially cottoned to the parts with Spot!

    He looks like a handful though- is he obedient to another’s will, or naughty? http://faculty.valpo.edu/bflak/dickjane/spot.jpg

    Comment by Eagles QB Michael Vick (4af6f8) — 12/31/2010 @ 12:22 pm

  37. So what if we backed in? We’re still playin’

    Comment by Seatlle Seahawks (ed7a50) — 1/2/2011 @ 8:31 pm

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