[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send themhere.]
You know that TSA scan or grope rule? Well there is a secret agenda behind it. Here, I will let Eugene Delgaudio “elected official on the Loudoun [Virginia] County Board of Supervisors” explain what it is all about:
Delgaudio writes for the Public Advocate, a conservative, non-profit organization.
A widely distributed e-mail written by Delgaudio for the Public Advocate about TSA, claims the pat downs are part of a “Homosexual Agenda.” And he criticizes TSA’s non-discrimination hiring policy.
“It’s the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights… That means the next TSA official that gives you an ‘enhanced pat down’ could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission,” Delgaudio wrote.
Wow. Just wow. I had no idea… that anyone could be so stupid and paranoid, outside of the Democratic Underground. Yes, that’s it, genius, this is all a plot to help a few gay dudes get their jollies. Did you figure that one out all by yourself? Were crayons involved?
And bonus points if anyone noticed this moron was writing from something called The Public Advocate. Boy, ain’t that a Freudian detail?
Now on the other hand, I can fully believe that this whole TSA thing is actually a conspiracy to cause this to happen.
That would be the rapper and all around hottie Fergie getting scanned. And in showing that picture, I think I just made about half the population not only support such scans but contemplate a career at the T&A TSA.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]