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Sockpuppet Saturday!

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:48 am

Well, Monday is a holiday, so it’s like a Friday today.

Yes, this is the thread where you get to impersonate other people and nobody will take it seriously.

If you indulge, please, please remember to switch back to your regular handle for the other threads.

Happy puppeting!

58 Responses to “Sockpuppet Saturday!”

  1. No suckpuppet, it’s me, nk. My daughter scored 98th percentile on the MAPs. I’m so proud, I could burst. (Not that she has ever disappointed me but … you know … it’s good to have something other people can relate to, too.)

    nk (db4a41)

  2. She just started third grade and her lexile range is between fifth and sixth grade. I think I am going to burst.

    nk (db4a41)

  3. I think people’s kids should be off limits

    EricPWJohnson (5895a8)

  4. And she’s no nerd. She’s at swimming now with mama and I will be driving her to karate in twenty minutes.

    nk (db4a41)

  5. It’s my kid, Eric.

    nk (db4a41)

  6. didnt mean to offend – didnt know it was you

    EricPWJohnson (5895a8)

  7. I always go OT on Patterico’s threads. One of the many charms of this site.

    nk (db4a41)

  8. Meg, I’m really sorry I called you a whore. I was just extrapolating from my own experience.

    Edmund G. "Jerry" Brown (fb9e90)

  9. by charms have been described in somewhat other terms…

    EricPWJohnson (5895a8)

  10. There is no OT, here, I thought you’d figured that out by now.

    winston smith (6709ab)

  11. I meant “my charms” –

    EricPWJohnson (5895a8)

  12. (decloaks)

    nk, congratulations on your daughter’s high score!


    Brother Bradley J. Fikes, C.O.R. (fb9e90)

  13. Congratulations, NK

    ian cormac (6709ab)

  14. way to go, nk’s little one.

    PatAZ (9d1bb3)

  15. > If you indulge, please, please remember to switch back to your regular handle for the other threads.

    Particularly if your fist name is Aaron, and your second is Worthing.

    Sorry, my self-imposed ban on sockpuppetry, even for fun, stands.


    No sockpuppet here, but congrats.

    I mean she might be a nerd, but i say accept it, embrace it, if that is the case. I’m a big nerd and i don’t care.

    Achievement is never something to be ashamed of. We need to teach our kids that.

    Aaron Worthing (f97997)

  16. NK, congrats! May she continue her success.

    either orr (ee5c8d)

  17. Governor Moonbeam called someone a whore? He shoulda consulted me; I’m an expert on the subject.

    Eliot Spitzer (ac0ff6)

  18. NK: That’s very cool news.

    Old Coot (ac0ff6)

  19. Very cool, nk. Smart mother, then? :)

    Patterico (40eb37)

  20. Hmph! NK has some sort of issue with people being nerds, eh? He feels he has to immediately defend his daughter against the charge of being like the rest of us?

    Well, in retaliation, I have posted a secretly recorded video of NK when he was a child. Ha!

    Achoo (aab7c6)

  21. #19 – ha, great minds think alike …

    SPQR (26be8b)

  22. Ah ha! And that explains his screen name too! It’s his subtle, dyslexic way of saying the he has “the knack”!

    Achoo (aab7c6)

  23. But congrats on the progeny. I know the glowy feeling. 😉

    Achoo (aab7c6)

  24. Congrats nk. It’s always nice to see a good father bragging on his great kid.

    [insert huge banal comment]

    Dustin (b54cdc)

  25. I just want to remind everyone that I am a worthless cunt.

    serr8d (c218bd)

  26. I’ll have everyone know my tan is natural, just like John Boehner.

    Charlie Crist (9d1bb3)

  27. nk, congrats! And keep reading to her.

    Dana (8ba2fb)

  28. Anybody want some Grade A Grade B Grade F Grade K steaks?

    Lady Gaga (fb8597)

  29. Mmmm. They’ve been hung up for aging.

    Achoo (aab7c6)

  30. Thanks, guys.

    Patterico, I don’t know how smart my wife is. She did marry me, after all. And the obverse is that I married her. 😉

    nk (db4a41)

  31. Here’s next week’s schedule of topics:

    – Christine O’Donnell and why she sucks
    – O’Donnell supporters come on to say why the host sucks
    – everyone else comes on to say that Castle sucked, and good riddance
    – anyone left at this point comes on to say they all suck, so there!
    – Jeff Goldstein’s famous grappling holds
    – if Jeff Godstein farts in the forest, do the other animals hear it?
    – semantics via intentionalism

    Patterico (84da91)

  32. BTW, haven’t we already determined that “Javert” is just another sockpuppet that’s been here previously?

    Dmac (84da91)

  33. To prove irony exists, we’re endorsing Brown over the whore.

    NOW (298030)

  34. Let me tell you the big list of problems I have with, Chris Christie, possibly Marco Rubio [because Sharron Angle told me so], John Thune, any incumbent, Whitman, Fiorina….

    Damn it Patterico would you stop ruining O’Donnell’s chances!

    Anyways, Mark Levin says, Michael Savage says, Michelle Malkin is worried…

    Yes I know that Fiorina and Whitman are closer in the polls than O’Donnell-but the RINO hunt is the important thing. We can afford to lose the Senate and to hell with California.

    Damn it do you want a Bearded Marxist in the Senate!

    Where was I…

    The RINO hunt is what matters, I’m a proud Tea Party member, I signed up, I hope I can find that party on the ballot, how dare you call me a Republican!

    The only thing I hate more than Democrats are those Republicans.

    Back to those RINO’s….

    What does RINO stand for again?

    True Conservative (565543)

  35. Dmac:

    Yes. He is Obama uber Alles, HeavenSent, etc.

    He has made it clear that he is trying to antagonize me and others — by repeatedly bringing up my job, insulting people personally, etc.

    Until he changes his attitude, I am suspending my rules against personal insults just for him. He is not allowed to insult others but you may insult him.

    He complains I am being unfair to him even when I try to be. Where is my incentive to continue to try?

    He has two choices. Three really.

    One: straighten up and fly right. I will reinstate the ban on insulting him. Not expecting this.

    Two: issue one more contentless insult. This will cause his comments to be approved from moderation. Could take hours.

    Three: Continue acting like an ass but avoid contentless insults. He won’t be moderated but he will be insulted.

    Around here, you get the treatment you earn.

    Whining to commence in 3 … 2 … 1 …

    Patterico (c218bd)

  36. Wait…

    Are you trying to tell me that Babs Boxer could be worse than a Bearded Marxist!

    Stop confusing me!

    True Conservative (565543)

  37. Monday is a holiday? nobody tells me anything… all I know is it’s Canadian thanksgiving cause of I’m working with these people in Vancouver

    happyfeet (19c1da)

  38. I just got McDonalds (to play Monopoly!) and my two Texas Homestyle meals rang up a total of $14.92.

    I told the cashier that “It’s a Columbus day miracle!!!!” and she didn’t get it.

    Oh, and I didn’t win anything.

    Dustin (b54cdc)

  39. I’ll bet my Bronze Star and eight children that Todd Palin (1/8th Yup’ik) believes himself some self-styled Tom Hagen Alaskan consigliari;

    I come from a personal friend of Mr Johnny Fontane. That friend promises his undying friendship if you would do him a small favor…….

    His wife for presidential candidacy is about as viable as a box of Kleenex…..She makes Johnny Fontaine look like Tony Bennett and Deano combined.

    She is however constitutionally qualified (like Bristol) to make a run on Dancing With The Stars…and I would support her in that endeavour and I would not refudiate her efforts. Maybe she has some fancy wardrobe options left over from the Republican National Party too.

    She can dance, right? My undying friendship, Joe.

    Joe Miller (92beba)

  40. Comrades,

    Just wanted to express my appreciation for the United Auto Workers… where would we be without them? They are so necessary to the workings of this nation.

    It occurs to me that a magic money machine might be just the thing needed to really fund brother Barry’s collective fires.

    Then simply leave it on a few minutes longer so our auto worker union members have sufficient funds for mandatory doobies and vodka as they assemble our finely crafted cars! This truly is turning into a workers paradise!

    TimmahB (af88f9)

  41. I’m you.

    Christine O'Donnell (9d1bb3)

  42. Comment by Achoo — 10/9/2010 @ 10:05 am

    Yes, when they lose “the knack”, and stop funcitioning as engineers, they become lawyers!

    John Roberts (747679)

  43. And lose the ability to spell, too.


    John Roberts (747679)

  44. Well you saw that bit on SNL’s Weekend Update, she can certainly dance, remember that picture of her with the caribou with Piper and act accordingly

    iTodd Palin (6709ab)

  45. Yes. He is Obama uber Alles, HeavenSent, etc.

    Not that you need to hear it from me, but you have the patience of Job.

    Dmac (84da91)

  46. That Javert is just a ratf*cking badgelicking authoritarian who is so dumb he couldn’t find his a*s with both hands. Makes sense he committed suicide over a moral dilemma because he couldn’t admit he was wrong.

    Jean Valjean (940075)

  47. I can’t imagine how nk or anyone else could use blogs to brag about his kids. :)

    Ain't tellin'! (bd7e62)

  48. “Patterico” asked:

    if Jeff Godstein farts in the forest, do the other animals hear it?

    Hell yes, they do! And they smell it, too!

    Jeff Goldstein (bd7e62)

  49. True Conservative wrote:

    Are you trying to tell me that Babs Boxer could be worse than a Bearded Marxist!

    Babs Boxer is a Bearded Marxist!

    I'm her hairdresser and I do know for sure (bd7e62)

  50. Female progeny of nk — way to go!

    Congrats to you too nk. No feeling in the world like having your child do wonderfully, no?

    no one you know (72db9b)

  51. That Javert is just a ratf*cking badgelicking authoritarian who is so dumb he couldn’t find his a*s with both hands. Makes sense he committed suicide over a moral dilemma because he couldn’t admit he was wrong.

    Yeah, keeps claiming he’s alive, too. **sigh** Not the sharpest guy I’ve ever welcomed into my arms.

    the unforgiving waters of the Seine (72db9b)

  52. @#33. “You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think.”

    DeadDorothyParker (9d1bb3)

  53. I have a good ballclub, and we beat a good ballclub today.

    Steve Spurrier (eb1dfe)

  54. I embarrass myself, I might be one of the most undisciplined coaches in the history of college football. My questionable recruiting tactics ensure that I have the talent to overcome my complete and total ineptitude.

    Les Miles (eb1dfe)

  55. I can out drink those two bitches and I’ve got the BMI to prove it.

    Has anybody seen my Donny Osmon.., erh I mean Mitt Romney lunch box?


    Kathryn Jean Lopez (565543)

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