Patterico's Pontifications

9/8/2010

New Post; UPDATE: Sock Puppeting Allowed!!

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 5:20 pm



By request.

UPDATE: I mentioned in comments the idea of having a thread where people sock-puppet, and a lot of commenters appear to have taken that as license to go ahead and do it. So, what the hell. Sock puppeting in this thread is allowed. I will probably engage in it myself.

The only rule I have is that if you sock-puppet another commenter, it needs to be REALLY FUNNY. If the real commenter objects, I may remove the comment, unless it is that funny. I am the sole judge of what is really funny.

Another idea is to advance a weird idea that you believe in, under a different name, just to get a different reaction than you would if you proposed it under your own name.

Anyway, sock puppet away!!

264 Responses to “New Post; UPDATE: Sock Puppeting Allowed!!”

  1. I’ll try to figure out what happened in the last comment thread. Meanwhile, you can hide out here.

    Patterico (c218bd)

  2. Could I have a new post in something more of a beige? It should match my couch.

    SPQR (26be8b)

  3. Comment added, with vitriolic alinskyite attack against all who are unworthy creatively hidden within the subtext.

    John Hitchcock (9e8ad9)

  4. I don’t believe Rahm Emanuel is electable for Mayor of Chicago.

    nk (db4a41)

  5. I think that means that Hitchcock wants something in a coral.

    SPQR (26be8b)

  6. I was thinking of having a post where I explicitly allowed sock-puppeting. You could say things you believe without having to be identified with them, which would be interesting — we’d test how people react to the ideas when divorced from the person. I would probably not allow people to sock-puppet each other — or maybe I would, but I would insist that any such sock-puppeting be funny, and essentially good-spirited. Or at least REALLY funny.

    Thoughts? I can see how it could go downhill pretty badly, but it could be different too.

    Patterico (c218bd)

  7. Coral?! Are you cereal?! Coral!?! Fie on that! Fuschia and periwinkle!

    John Hitchcock (9e8ad9)

  8. Colonel wonder if Obama would be harping so much about Republicans driving into ditch if Ted “Captain Oldsmobile” Kennedy were not below the AstroTurf®?

    ColonelHaiku (3ec9fa)

  9. Who Dat!? Who Dat!? Who Dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints!? Who Dat!!???

    reff (176333)

  10. Patterico, I can’t see what could possibly go wrong …

    That said, I can’t think of anything I want to say that I haven’t already in this persona.

    SPQR (26be8b)

  11. Don’t worry, NK, we will have other fine candidates besides Rahm to choose from: Sandi Jackson, Jesse Jackson Jr., Emil Jones, Luis Gutierrez, Ron Huberman, David Hoffman just to name a few!

    elissa (0c0773)

  12. Nah, my “funny” is a unique variant. And most people, including myself, don’t find my “funny” … well … funny.

    My opinions are rather clear, even with my birth name attached to them, so there’s that.

    Sockpuppetting members of the commenter caste would be uncouth, even in jest, unless a very explicit sockpuppet is made (ex: Patterico’s sock says “Hang ’em all! Let Providence sort ’em out!”) but sockpuppetting non-commenters could be copacetic.

    Oh, Patterico is too anti-Christian and too Libertarian leftist nutjob to be a real Conservative. Patterico should be fired so he could do the job he’s suited for: french fry ace at McDowell’s.

    John Hitchcock (9e8ad9)

  13. Or at least REALLY funny
    Does that mean “REALLY funny” in fact or is it OK if we just intend it to be REALLY funny?

    MD in Philly (3d3f72)

  14. Sock puppeting? Geez, if you don’t have the stones to say it straight up out loud and own it, then I don’t think I really care.

    With that, I think the Kardashian girls are vapid creatures with no purpose in their lives and Bill O’reilly is a misogynist with some dreadfully serious anger issues.

    Dana (8ba2fb)

  15. Most Esteamed ColonelHaiku…

    The environmentally-friendly, room temp, eternally sleeping Comrade Tedski WITHOUT EXCEPTION preferred an incorrect turn on a span to a ditch.

    ComradeBuffoon (3ec9fa)

  16. Bill O’reilly is a misogynist with some dreadfully serious anger issues.

    Nothing that a vicious scubbing with a Luffa couldn’t cure, my dear.

    ComradeBuffoon (3ec9fa)

  17. Nothing that a vicious scubbing scrubbing with a Luffa couldn’t cure, my dear.

    ComradeBuffoon (3ec9fa)

  18. I would be the judge of funny.

    Or, we could let the sock-puppeted person be the judge.

    Patterico (813714)

  19. Colonel look forward
    BIG TIME to voting in this
    Autumn’s discontent

    ColonelHaiku (3ec9fa)

  20. Guy walk into bar and yell, “All lawyers are assh*les”… man at end of bar say “I object to that remark”… Guy say “Why, are you lawyer?” Man say “No, I’m assh*le”.

    Paternico (3ec9fa)

  21. 😉

    What could possibly go wrong?

    I can assure everyone that my prior idea about allowing sockpuppetry is so misguided and stupid that it is only exceeded by my decision to allow Chris Hooten to comment here, and to allow DCSCA within a mile of my pet goat.

    Patterico (8ded14)

  22. I’d leave sock-puppeting other posters out of it – otherwise the thread will be 200 comments of “that Palin hoochie is a bint, and I’m a big-fat sexist, and i loves me some purity of essence. signed, happyfeet”

    Enough threads degenerate into the airing of petty personal grievances without the forum potentially making it an easier thing to do.

    If anything, keep it to the sock-puppeting of celebrities and political figures and other far-away figures comfortably ensconced in the Aether.

    Leviticus (30ac20)

  23. I HEART SARAH PALIN AND LINDSEY GRAHAM AND JOHN McCAIN THEY ARE MY BFF’S FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER

    HAPPYFEET (8ded14)

  24. Colonel realize
    he may have scrooed the pooch with
    last sorrowful post

    ColonelHaiku (3ec9fa)

  25. Well, I missed Patterico’s redaction of Sock-Punditry Day… but then there was the happyfeet hypothesis (although I was caught slightly off guard by the relative good-naturedness of the jab).

    Leviticus (30ac20)

  26. I think this is a bad idea because someone might mock my brilliant idea of bringing a parliamentary system to the US.

    Leviticus (8ded14)

  27. hahahahaha… so it’s gonna be like that, huh?

    Leviticus (30ac20)

  28. leave Bristol Palin alones, she has been punished enough with a baby.

    HappyFrum (3ec9fa)

  29. One question: can I be Rick Ellers?

    Dmac (d61c0d)

  30. Maybe instead of sock puppeting we could say what kind of tree (or dog) others remind us of. 🙂 Or, alternatively, we could all just go back to having normal, civil, intelligent discussions on interesting topics of the day.

    (Hey, I can’t help it if I am a conservative!)

    elissa (0c0773)

  31. And for the record, it’s not a parliamentary system – it’s a system explicitly designed to coexist with (and indeed strengthen, to my mind) a system of checks and balances built on the separation of powers.

    Proportional representation and parliamentary government aren’t synonymous.

    Leviticus (30ac20)

  32. Yes, that is the way it is going to be and you will like it. Do you hear me?! You will like it. And you will agree with me, because I said so. And if you don’t like it, I will have happyfeet start posting links to Swedish uber-pop techo videos.

    Patterico (8ded14)

  33. All of you republithugs need to get a grip… Obama has been ready from day one to place a call to the UN if a US city is EVAH nuked!

    JEA (3ec9fa)

  34. Well, Patterico, the important thing is that you meant what you meant. Also, I could totally beat you up.

    JEFF GOLDSTEIN (30ac20)

  35. Ah, yes. Proportional representation as opposed to parliamentary government. How silly of me to make that mistake. That person sockpuppeting me felt so superior as to try to point that out, as though I did not know my own little pet theory.

    New Mexico sucks.

    Leviticus (8ded14)

  36. I eat my own boogers.

    truthnjustice (8ded14)

  37. I warned you, you thought I was kidding with that
    “Hunt for Red October” uttered by Fred Thompson

    ian cormac (6709ab)

  38. I’ve got 100 bucks on the Vikings. That Brett Favre is the best football-related thing every to come out of the Delta.

    REFF (30ac20)

  39. It is truly quite shocking that you right wingnuts feel so comfortable with you codeword racism that you feel the need to parade it around in front of everyone. I had about 84937147326 more words that lied about your ideals and desires and motivations and generally rewrote history, but I was kind enough to edit them down to this. It will not happen again. You have been warned.

    SEK (8ded14)

  40. This is weird, and kinda edgy.

    Leviticus (30ac20)

  41. You are all racists.

    JD (8ded14)

  42. I thought by “parliamentary system” you meant they would all speak with English accents and do away with the “my esteemed colleague” nonsense and give a bloke the what-for when they deserved it.

    I think sock-puppet comments should be put in with handwriting, that way we can se how many different ways “Patterico” writes his name.

    Deuteronomy (3d3f72)

  43. And there goes truthnjustice, taking the chance at having the “it was a sockpuppet!” excuse to unburden himself of this terrible burden of guilt he’s been carrying around for so long…

    Leviticus (30ac20)

  44. Good to see REFF coming around with his football. Next thing you know he’ll apologize for his SEC-superiority complex.

    Deuteronomy (3d3f72)

  45. 41.You are all racists.
    Comment by JD

    Can’t you be banned for posting without sock-puppetry?

    Deuteronomy (3d3f72)

  46. They are all unmitigated garbage – except for those Arkansas guys, they’re tops.

    REFF (30ac20)

  47. Did I ever tell you the story about when I helped Maggie Thatcher with her bunions? The story about the Thai man-girl massage parlor is one that never gets old. And, when I mooned Von Braun while doing the tuck under in my boxers was quite the cheeky day.

    DSCSA (8ded14)

  48. Days that end in -day are good days to hate on some Jews.

    Diogenes (8ded14)

  49. Talking about the president like he’s a dog??? These Rethuglicans will not stop at nothing anything? It’s little wonder Fearless Dear Leader is dog-shy. Most people like their mongrels mutts dogs but leave it to Rethuglicans to disparage this glorious man by calling him a dog. Where is PETA when we need them!?!

    “sit!… stay!… get off my leg!!”
    This is the reason we need to pass a law to shut these “people” up… they should be constrained from talking at all!

    timmahb (3ec9fa)

  50. Bow-wow-wow! Barack Hussein Obama! Bow-wow-wow! Barack Hussein Obama!

    KrisHooten (3ec9fa)

  51. Apropos the President and dogs, maybe if he tied a
    porkchop around his neck more Demo office-seekers would appear with him.

    furious (71af32)

  52. It is a fact that the invasion of Iraq was caused by a systemic break – down of all of the DIEBOLD voting machines at exactly the same time. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bark at the moon for awhile.

    Chrissy's Hooters (d61c0d)

  53. Ha! What do you know, anyway? I have a mansion by the river and a lot over 20 square miles.

    Harpy (d61c0d)

  54. I work ere is never done.

    Tooth 'n Pestilence (d61c0d)

  55. I only lie in service of a greater truth, and in pursuit of leftist dominion over all we survey.

    Brad Freidman (8ded14)

  56. I endorse Brad Freidman’s lying in service of a greater truth.

    Glen Greenwald (8ded14)

  57. The GOP will inevitably fail at taking the House later this year. I know, because I’m a loyal Republican who’s currently living in Madrid with my twelve daughters.

    EPJWFIJ (d61c0d)

  58. I like Ho-Ho’s.

    Oliver Willis (8ded14)

  59. Days that end in -day are good days to hate on some Jews.

    I second the motion!

    imadimwit (d61c0d)

  60. ok if you remember we began our overview of the disturbing Obama-era phenomenon of guys doing teenage dream covers with our friend Beener. Hi Beener nice to see you again. You didn’t actually sing your cover so it’s not really a cover is it? Not really, no.

    Moving on then here is an a lot ambitious cover from our talented friend Mr. Mike Tompkins. Mr. Mike Tompkins thank you for that inspired and inventive and laborious performance but I think we can all agree that your performance could have been gayer.

    No worries Mikey T cause of guess what? Here is the gayest man in the whole world and he plays keyboards and he… he emotes.

    Damn do he emote.

    Wow that was from the heart thank you Steve.

    Lastly I think this might could be Shia Lebeouf but it’s not his name is Eric Lumiere and he actually kinda pulls it off.

    Nice job.

    happyfeet (19c1da)

  61. Karl would not know a nuanced and sophisticated argument if one landed in his lap. I, on the other hand, know you wingnuts better than you know yourself, and Orly Taitz speaks for all of you, because I am an expert on the Right, but I am not on the left, despite being on JournoList and Olberman’s little arsekisser.

    Dave Weigel (8ded14)

  62. I wipe my butt with my finger, then sniff it.

    actus (8ded14)

  63. This is fantasy football league time and I have no interest in it. I don’t even own a high-def, flat screen. Like not being one of the cool kids in high school…all over again, sadly.

    PC14 (4a4ed3)

  64. Racists, one and all.

    JD (8ded14)

  65. If you try to sock puppet Barack Obama, it does not work.

    JD (8ded14)

  66. We cannot be udderly defeated if we have made our revolution beforehand.

    CommissarkaBessieKao (3ec9fa)

  67. As an amusing aside, the Chronicle is reporting that an economic advisor to Sen. Boxer resigned after he was arrested trying to bring pot into the Senate Office Building.

    I support legalization, and don’t see anything wrong with using marijuana, but trying to bring it into the Senate Office Building is pretty dumb.

    aphrael (9f157e)

  68. The person who is my sock puppet can put a sock in it with the Arkansas jokes….even I don’t joke about Arkansas….

    Deuteronomy….or however the hell you spell it…the SEC is the best conference….just ask Jacksonville State….

    My favorite numbers….41-14 and 38-24…..SEC dominance….

    reff (176333)

  69. Poll:

    Do you think the Koran-burners in Florida are

    1) The product of four generations of incestuous siblings;
    2) Tertiary syphilitics; or
    3) What happens when Seminole swamp dwellers meet lonely alligators?

    nk (db4a41)

  70. there’s really only a limited number of things one can do with a koran really

    happyfeet (19c1da)

  71. I think Quran-burners are within their First Amendment rights, just as Flag burners are. I also think they’re equally worthy of respect and honor.

    John Hitchcock (9e8ad9)

  72. But what good does it serve?

    They are not attacking the incestuous relationship with a government (Saudi Arabia) or the perversion of the religion (Al Qaeda) — they are attacking a religion directly.

    nk (db4a41)

  73. I smell a set up, isn’t it curious that we have this pastor engaging in something that seemingly validates all the contempt directed at those who
    have legitimate concerns about Rauf

    ian cormac (6709ab)

  74. Did you like it when I called Evangelical preachers “jacklegs”? That was improper and stupid but, still, I did not burn my King James Version.

    I don’t know how exactly to say it.

    Maybe you can tell “the religious” to go f themselves, but leave the religion alone?

    nk (db4a41)

  75. NK, my second sentence should serve as clarification. And your question, reworded can just as easily be used against many dregs who hide behind the First Amendment.

    John Hitchcock (9e8ad9)

  76. Begging for hits on a new blog… basically doing song parodies. Visit schizoband.blogspot.com and let me know what you think. Thanks, Pat, for the opportunity.

    either orr (58d2a4)

  77. this preacher with the porn moustache is representative of all Islamophobic rethugliKKKans and shows your contempt and fear of The Other and you wonder why the world thinks that you are racists and blindly follow the marching orders from your puppet masters Rush El-Fatboy and the Koch brothers and the irony of you being led around by a Jew when you are so anti-semitic is not lost on those of us superior people that aspire to practice law by advertising on bus stop benches and in the yellow pages, and during the jerry springer show.

    timb (8ded14)

  78. there’s really only a limited number of things one can do with a koran really

    Comment by happyfeet — 9/8/2010 @ 7:56 pm

    Well, I’ve read mine and I’m saving it for my daughter to read. Right now, she switched from Greek Mythology to Egyptian Mythology. But the Koran is there, right next to the Bible, Illiad, and Oddyssey, on the bookshelf, for whenever she’s ready.

    nk (db4a41)

  79. If a bunch of people burn the US flag, and then a bunch of people go on a killing spree as a result, leftist nutjobs will say it is not the fault of the flag burners.

    If a bunch of people burn the Quran, and then a bunch of people go on a killing spree as a result, leftist nutjobs will say it is the fault of the Quran burners.

    The common thread is the fact leftist nutjobs have zero principles. All events turn on whether they believe it serves their purposes, not on whether it violates a principle.

    John Hitchcock (9e8ad9)

  80. Yes, all sorts of people will try to exploit it. By definition, leftists have no religion. So they are hypocrites. They are not part of the equation.

    Let’s talk about people like us.

    I am a cultural Christian. I believe you are a devout Christian. Do we want the Bible burnt because of Tim McVey?

    nk (db4a41)

  81. That’s it: I’m banning all of you.

    paterico (fb8750)

  82. I understand that there is a connection with the Code Pink hateful nutbags and the Koran – Burning Pastor. Makes perfect sense to me.

    imadimwit (d61c0d)

  83. Just because I misspelled “McVeigh”? That’s kind of harsh.

    nk (db4a41)

  84. Heh, nk, similar question here and on CSPT. Although my own position is a bit more visible here than there (due in part to the total thread-jack over there and in part to the person doing the thread-jack).

    From my statement above: “I also think they’re (flag burners and Quran burners) equally worthy of respect and honor.”

    John Hitchcock (9e8ad9)

  85. No sockpuppeting here – I think the whole Koran-burning thing has been given far more publicity than it’s worth. This is just the MSM frantically hoping for some violent confrontation — journalistic junk food.

    Brother Bradley J. Fikes, C.O.R. (fb9e90)

  86. McVeigh is a BS analogy.

    I seem to recall teeming masses of murderous terrorist christians beheading people and threatening people’s lives after piss Christ.

    The MFM is having an orgy covering this guy, from a tiny backwater swamp church that wants to be the next Democrat Fred Phelps.

    JD (8ded14)

  87. Dear Troubled in S.F:

    Acne can be a problem, especially for adolescents, but proper diet and some medications can help.

    Please try the benzoyl peroxide solutions and please remember that you don’t have to fit in with the “cool” kids.

    Being “cool” is being you.

    Debbie

    Dear Debbie (5c7ef4)

  88. Well, it’s pretty clear that mentioning the sock puppeting idea has been taken as sanctioning the sock puppeting idea. So I have updated the post to make this the sock puppeting thread.

    This is kind of fun. I may do this semi-regularly. It’s sort of liberating.

    Patterico (c218bd)

  89. McVeigh is a BS analogy.

    No kidding!

    nk (db4a41)

  90. Enough of this sock puppeting! Please buy these random products at Amazon!

    Instapundit (c218bd)

  91. Δεν ξερω αν μπορω να ειμαι αλλος.

    Aristotle (db4a41)

  92. Dear Lost in Las Vegas:

    Losing friends is hard, but please remember that making new friends is important, too.

    One is silver, the other is gold.

    Dear Debbie (5c7ef4)

  93. The person who sock puppeted me earlier in this thread engaged in knowing disinformation. I am banning that person. Patterico, ban that person.

    And daleyrocks. Ban him too.

    Brad Friedman (c218bd)

  94. I hate everyone. You are all detestable, selfish, lazy scum.

    HeavenSent (e230a5)

  95. I just ate some pudding given to me by Ace of Spades.

    What?

    Dan Riehl (c218bd)

  96. Patterico is dishonest.

    Eric Boehlert (c218bd)

  97. Hear, hear, Eric Boehlert!

    Christoph (c218bd)

  98. Patterico’s taste in music blows.

    Has anyone seen my Wham album?

    Ace of Spades (c218bd)

  99. Dan,

    Here, have some vodka to wash that down…

    What?

    No, I didn’t think it tasted like roofies at all…

    Ace (54a83b)

  100. Dear Windy City:

    All is not lost, yet. Finding a new friend to help encourages well-being.

    If they can dance, it’s a plus!

    Debbie

    Dear Debbie (5c7ef4)

  101. JD,

    I’m upstairs, lighting candles, waiting for you.

    I WILL NOT BE IGNORED.

    timb the stalker (c218bd)

  102. I am Patterico. I love Mike Castle.

    Sock Puppet (3e1a46)

  103. Dear KO in New York:

    Impacted fistulas do indeed hurt. Have you tried a comforting sitz bath?

    Please consult a doctor if the pain persists.

    Debbie

    Dear Debbie (5c7ef4)

  104. I need to take a break. Anyone up for a round of golf?

    T.O.T.U.S. (6402f9)

  105. It is clear that none of you care about honest elections and DIEBOLD and Breitbart edited those tapes to make ACORN look guilty when they have been acquitted by everyone that looked at this case and WARFOROIL and Bush criminally lied.

    Chris Hooten (8ded14)

  106. this thread is a lot lacking in the integrity I have come to expect in my Patterico threads

    happyfeet (19c1da)

  107. Patterico – As an Assistant District Attorney why have you yet not brought wiretapping charges against James O’Keefe and Hanna Giles for their activities in making the deceptively edited tapes in the ACORN hoax?

    Ernest Canning - Attorney At Law (940075)

  108. happy:

    Good thing it’s announced in the post, then.

    We’re having fun. Join in.

    If you seriously object to any sock-puppeting someone does of you, let me know. So far the sock-puppeting of me has been pretty damn funny.

    Patterico (c218bd)

  109. Best thread evah!

    Dana (8ba2fb)

  110. I just want everybody to remember that I am always right.

    Cyrus Sanai (940075)

  111. I was just kidding

    happyfeet (19c1da)

  112. I’m having trouble joining in cause I have that damn song stuck in my head now

    It’s really awful and it won’t go away

    martini time

    happyfeet (19c1da)

  113. You know what I crave is some vegan cupcakes and a tasty beverage.

    brb

    happyfeet (940075)

  114. Patterico:

    I have just reviewed this thread and note the previous comment which reads: “I just want everybody to remember that I am always right.” I am stating on the record that I did not make that statement, counselor, and I find the use of my name to be defamatory under state and federal constitutional law.

    All relevant screenshots have been taken and preserved for evidence.

    I hereby demand that you, within three (3) hours of the time of this comment, immediately remove said comment falsely and defamitorily bearing my name. I also insist that any sockpuppeting comments bearing my name immediately cease, especially included comments using words such as “defamitorily” — a clearly bogus faux legalistic term that someone with my Harvard education and unique grasp of statistics would never use.

    You may wonder how I was so quickly able to find this comment. Be assured that I have tracking software that enables me instantly to appear in any corner of the Internet in which my name might appear.

    You can run but you most assuredly cannot hide.

    E pluribus unum.

    Cyrus Q. Sanai, Esq., LLP, DDS

    Cyrus Sanai (c218bd)

  115. I’ll be in my bunk.

    ace o' spades (4fbede)

  116. Ha, ha. I see that everyone is having a great time at my expense. I bet that’s probably JD who made that comment using my name. Am I right, JD?

    You guys can joke about me and that’s fine, but it’s not like I am some blind defender of Brad Friedman, and the fact of the matter is that there is a problem with Diebold machines and you guys are just too doctrinair to see it.

    Anyway, I guess you guys can have your fun. I’m too busy worrying about the fate of our nation and voting intergrity to concern myself with your juvenile pranks.

    Also I have to go suck Brad Friedman’s cock now.

    Later fellas.

    Chris Hooten (c218bd)

  117. No really this is just like running a campaign. You get money from people then you pass laws so they can double their money.

    It is really easy. Sometimes you have to get in front of people and read what they wrote. That can be hard.

    I hope next term I get a better speech writer. Most of the time I do not understand. But Mr. Soros lets me smoke menthol cigarettes if I do good.

    The best thing is that Mooochelle is sent away most days and Rhamn and I get time alone. I love him so much. He swears that he will stop messing with girls and only do me if Mr. Soros makes him Mayor of Chicago.

    I told davey to hire more good looking guys for the office but he thinks we should create or save some jobs first so Joey will have a number he can get wrong again.HAHA I do not know why Mr. Soros selected Joey as my teammate but he knows best.

    Gotta go…. those evil greedy insurance companies are stealing money from the workers while blaming Rhamns and Georgies health care plan…

    Barry Soeto (adaced)

  118. I bet you didn’t believe it was me until I said the part about Friedman and his, you know.

    Chris Hooten (c218bd)

  119. happy:

    Is there such a thing as non-vegan cupcakes?

    Oh. I guess the eggs, huh?

    Patterico (c218bd)

  120. yes and certain icings like the cream cheese knock it right out of the vegan space

    but they’re still tasty just different but they’re sitting right there next to the real ones so I hardly ever have them

    happyfeet (19c1da)

  121. Patterico, You can’t let them in here. They will see everything. They will see the Big Board!

    Buck Turgidson, General, Ret (4fbede)

  122. that wasn’t me by the way what brought up the vegan cupcakes

    I had to read it a couple times though

    happyfeet (19c1da)

  123. GENTLEMEN. You can’t fight in here. This is the War Room.

    Merkin Muffley (4fbede)

  124. happy,

    I know who left every comment. But I’ll never tell.

    Patterico (c218bd)

  125. This sock-puppeting is conduct unbecoming a Deputy D.A. and I will notify Steve Cooley tomorrow. He didn’t listen to my complaints before but this time I got you.

    Brad Friedman (c218bd)

  126. As a military veteran and honored member of the State Bar, I am behind Brad on this. I will be filing my State Bar complaint tomorrow. Patterico’s commenters are not even wearing the proper attire as they sock-puppet. There is no sock and no pimp outfit.

    Ernest A. Canning (c218bd)

  127. Get his job! Get him fired! I have the screenshots!

    serr8d (c218bd)

  128. BLOGFIGHT!!!

    Joe (c218bd)

  129. coffee bean has cupcakes now but I’ve never been tempted but you know who has a nifty cupcake-like product are the ice cream cupcakes at cold stone those ones are exceptionally tasty and different

    happyfeet (19c1da)

  130. I’m starting to think this pudding tastes like balls.

    I’d know that taste anywhere.

    Dan Riehl (c218bd)

  131. I have just the musics for you Mr. Patterico brb

    here

    happyfeet (c218bd)

  132. but at cold stone they sometimes dont have the chocolates and the chocolates are so tasty

    I bet that hoochie what shoots the mooses from the helicopters makes a tasty cupcake

    happyfeet (c218bd)

  133. I already went on record as being of the opinion that Sarah is probably not much awesome in the cocina department.

    For reals I just don’t get that tasty meatloaf vibe off the woman.

    happyfeet (19c1da)

  134. But there’s other rooms where she is probably all kinds of awesome

    happyfeet (c218bd)

  135. your basshunter segues to o-zone at the end

    it’s very confuzzling Mr. happyfeet

    happyfeet (19c1da)

  136. happyfeet, you’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company for comments 132, 133. You betcha.

    "Bat" Guano, Colonel, Ret (4fbede)

  137. I didn’t write #132 or 134 that was sockhappyfeet

    it’s getting really hard to tell me apart

    happyfeet (19c1da)

  138. A-A-Am I to understand that sock puppetry is to be allowed into the Pontificatorium?

    Geo C. Snot (4fbede)

  139. let me be perfectly clear: the reason i dislike Sarah is because she won’t leave Todd for me.

    if i can’t have sex with her, i’ll screw her anyway i can.

    happyfeet (fb8750)

  140. Mr. Feet, You don’t think I’d go into battle with loose change in my pocket, do you?.

    "Bat" Gauno, Colonel, Ret (4fbede)

  141. is that “Change!” in your pocket Colonel, or are you happy to see me?

    Michelle (fb8750)

  142. My Dear Ms. Michelle: What you see in his “pocket” is not the change you hope for.

    Colonel Gauno's Ex (4fbede)

  143. ________________________________________

    The common thread is the fact leftist nutjobs have zero principles. All events turn on whether they believe it serves their purposes, not on whether it violates a principle. Comment by John Hitchcock

    I’m not going to sock puppet but, based on your comment, I’m instead going to glom onto a posting — and copy and paste — of a person who pretty much nailed it for me.

    abcnews.go.com:

    I agree that these people should be able to do this legally with the protection of the First Amendment. I also feel that it is not a wise thing to do. A preacher’s job is to win souls to the Lord rather than make purely political statement that fan the flames of hate and creating this kind of animosity is not the way to go about winning those souls.

    That being said, I am stunned by the hypocrisy of not only Muslims but also those self-proclaimed “liberals” right here in the U.S. who so vociferously condemn this act and call it “hate speech.”

    Where were these defenders of peace when Andres Serrano was publishing photos of a crucifix submerged in urine?

    Where were they when Chris Ofili presented his portrait of the Virgin Mary covered with elephant dung?

    Where were they when Salman Rushdie was writing books that earned him a death fatwa from the Ayatollah Khomeini?

    Where were they when the Dutch newspapers were publishing cartoons depicting Mohammed with a bomb in place of a turban?

    Where were they when Muslims danced in the streets celebrating the deaths of 3000 Americans?

    Where are they when Muslims shout “Death to America!” and burn our flag?

    Where were they when our President was burned in effigy or suffering the Muslim insult of having shoes thrown at him?

    Finally, where are they when their fellows on internet blogs on a daily basis post the most vile, sick and insulting polemics and “jokes” about Christians and Jesus Christ Himself?

    Silent, or solidly in the corner of those expressing such sentiments. That’s where they are. But now, since it’s “Christian fundies” doing the insulting, they finally find their outrage. Posted by: thenameyourequestedisnotavailab Sep-8

    ________________________________________

    Mark (3e3a7c)

  144. in that case honey, why don’t you come over here and tell Hillary and me all about it….

    i’m sure we can make you forget him. 8)

    Helen Thomas (fb8750)

  145. Gauno, Guano.

    Potatoe, potahtoe.

    Just trying to close the socket puppet gap.

    Dan Quail (4fbede)

  146. why does everyone keep calling me “Barry”?

    Bo (fb8750)

  147. Socket puppet gap???

    Sockettome. Sockettome. Socket to me?

    Sheesh. A civilized person would think a swanky place like this would have a comment preview screen.

    What?

    Richard Nixon (4fbede)

  148. A civilized person would think a swanky place like this would have a comment preview screen.

    there is: its just that there is an 18 1/2 minute delay built in to using it.

    Rose Marie Woods (fb8750)

  149. @ comment 146: “Sheesh. A civilized person would think a swanky place like this would have a comment preview screen.”

    And serve better Martinis. But then, what would you know about Martinis, you duplicitous dope.

    Martha Mitchell (4fbede)

  150. Helen: If you and Hillary can arrange to have Janet Reno and Janet Napolitano meet us at the Snuggery I’ll bring the butterfingers.

    Colonel Gauno/Guano's Ex (4fbede)

  151. Rose Marie, is that you? How is your foot?

    R. M. N. (4fbede)

  152. Why does Assange’s eyes water during sex

    – its the mace

    EPWJ (750919)

  153. This blog is in compliance with all OSHA regulations

    It has been 17.3 days since the last blog reportable accident

    It has Been 364 days since the last blog fatality

    Patterico (750919)

  154. but not CAL-OSHA regulations…..

    i’ll see you shut down and in jail, you greedy corporate bastard.

    Jerry Brown (fb8750)

  155. Patterico @152

    OSHA, SMOSHA.

    Without the 18 1/2 minute tape delay, Pontificators at this place would be ban hammered, and/or indicted.

    And rightly so.

    John Dean (4fbede)

  156. Has anybody seen my wallet?

    Client Number 9 (4fbede)

  157. Just exactly what is a sock puppet?

    As my cup runneth over, it occurs to me I missed the point.

    Argyle Socks (4fbede)

  158. 65.If you try to sock puppet Barack Obama, it does not work.
    Comment by JD — 9/8/2010 @ 7:42 pm

    — I tried to sock all three of Obama’s puppets, but MSNBC security kept me from getting at them.

    Icy Texan (c481a1)

  159. I socked a puppet once.

    Damn thing got in my way on the sidewalk!

    nk (c481a1)

  160. Argyle, my cups runneth over, and I have never missed the…er, ah, point.

    Anna Nichole Smith (4fbede)

  161. I’ll be in my bunk. Wake me in fifteen minutes.

    Ace (4fbede)

  162. I froze my face to keep from cringing at the sound of my own bs.

    Speaker Pelosi (c481a1)

  163. The tapes. The tapes.

    I want all the tapes of nk socking puppets.

    Bailiff, see if that bastard Patterico has the tapes.

    "Maximum" John Sirica (4fbede)

  164. “Putting a sock on it,” Red Hot Chili Peppers style, IS a form of sock puppetry.

    Hey! You do whatever floats your boat in the privacy of your parent’s basement, and I will do likewise!

    Chris Hooten (c481a1)

  165. No importation of socks OR puppets from foreign countries, period!

    Never.

    Ever.

    Subotai (c481a1)

  166. Okay, you got me.

    I really AM secretly in love with her.

    happyfeet (c481a1)

  167. Ditto what that last guy said.

    Rachel Maddow (c481a1)

  168. G’night all. I gotta find my socks.

    Pinocchio (4fbede)

  169. What do you mean “15 minutes”?

    Dude! I’ve like been famous for 2 years already.

    Levi Johnston (c481a1)

  170. There’s a TV camera turned on?

    Where?!

    Chuck Schumer (c481a1)

  171. What is this “sock puppetry” that you speak of?

    I will have you know that Comrade Putin’s hand was only giving me a pat on the back, and NOT manipulating my mouth!

    Dmitry Medvedev (c481a1)

  172. Do you want to see a puppet show, little girl?

    Roman Pole-anski (c481a1)

  173. Honey, I lost count o’ the number of kids they sucked outta my hoochie.

    Whoopi (c481a1)

  174. America’s puppets . . . have come home to roost!

    Jeremiah W. (c481a1)

  175. I gotta say we like our chances this year, but I’ve got a sneakin’ suspicion that ya cain’t rule out Arkansas… them boys are all football and nothin’ but football… well, except for eatin’ moon pies, drinkin’ RC Cola and barkin’ at the fuckin’ moon, they’re all about football.

    HaleyBarbour (3ec9fa)

  176. Sockpuppeting is an abomination in the Eyes of the Lord.

    Tritinomy 11:17

    John Hitchcock (db4a41)

  177. I’d just like to say that I am outraged about the actions of the Pastor that intends to burn the Koran.

    I mean, yes, its protected under the first Amendment, but that isn’t the issue here. The issue is whether it is right to do so, to deliberately provoke the sensitivies of a large number of people (and surveys have shown over 70 percent of Muslims are opposed to the planned Koran burning).

    The right wing media needs to stop hiding behind this technical “first amendment” issue as an excuse to avoid this highly charged issue and condemn these actions forthrightly, as we at the New York Times Editorial Board would do if the shoe was on the other foot.

    New York Times editorial (6f6c60)

  178. Next post topic: internationismintermittentintentionalism. Do I mean what I say or mean to say I mean you know what I mean? Discuss.

    Patterico you better be Civil or else (d61c0d)

  179. I hate Dustin.

    Subtoad (d61c0d)

  180. Do you hear me? I hate Dustin!

    Subtoad (d61c0d)

  181. You’re never alone when you’re schizophrehic.

    Ian Hunter (d61c0d)

  182. Hey, where are my juiceboxes?

    Better than Ezra Klein (d61c0d)

  183. Don’t ask me, I’ve been staring at my navel for the last week.

    Davey Weigel (d61c0d)

  184. All those against the Mosque in NYC are Christianists. That is all. More bulletins as events warrant.

    Fareed (d61c0d)

  185. Talking Points Today: to all ships at sea and George Soros’s daily fluffers – Nutbag preacher threatens to burn Koran, Tea Partiers to Blame.

    JournoPimp (d61c0d)

  186. Data, set for warp drive – phasers on stun. Make it so!

    Michelle the Klingon (d61c0d)

  187. My master has egregiously slandered me and my kind and I demand a Beer Summit – preferably with Bacon Bits.

    Bo (d61c0d)

  188. 2 + 2 = one hundred billion trillion deficit. According to my Enron calculator, we’ll need another dozen trillion in order to get people back to work, at the very least. Let’s call it the Shoveling Sh-t Ready Projects for Recovering Alcoholic Fall program.

    Paul Krugman (d61c0d)

  189. Why must you all keep talking about the Mosque and the economy when there are starving plankton in Rwanda?

    Nicolas Nickelby Kristof (d61c0d)

  190. My hair objects to this thread.

    Hot Roddy Blago (d61c0d)

  191. Oh yeah? Well, Lincoln’s body is going to somersault and do a three – quarter landing off the pommell horse after you hear what I’ve got in my magic bag for your next trial. Disgusting stuff, I tell you!

    Patrick Fitzmas (d61c0d)

  192. That’s nothing – wait till you see what the real budget is after I skip town.

    Richey Daley's Olympics (d61c0d)

  193. You know guys, I have these two friends and they helped me realize something about myself. I was hanging out at the diner with my friends Jerry Brown and Elena Kagan, and I said to them, “Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but … I was perceptive. I always know when someone’s uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I’ve ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every of life, be it something to wear, something to eat … It’s all been wrong.”

    Then a waitress came to me and she knew me so well she anticipated my entire order: “Tuna on toast, coleslaw, cup of coffee.” That was how predictable I had become.

    But on that day I stopped her. I said, “No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing’s ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted … and a cup of tea.”

    And then I saw a citizen look at me curiously. Elena pointed it out. And I said to Elena, “So what? What am I supposed to do? She is wearing a Sarah Palin for President T-shirt. She would probably hate me on sight.”

    But Elena said: “Go talk to her.”

    “But Elena, unpopular presidents, with no jobs, and no money, and terrible health care bills do not approach Palin supporters.”

    And that is when Jerry said something brilliant. “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”

    And it hit me. Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit there and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something!

    So I went over to the woman, and I said, “Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice that you were looking in my direction.”

    And the constituent said, “Oh, yes I was, you just ordered the same exact lunch as me.”

    So I took a deep breath and said something that went against all of my instincts. “I am president Barrack Obama. I have grown the deficit by 700%, I have instituted a health care law that no one has bothered to read, I have bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia. I can’t even be troubled to go to the World Trade Center to commemorate 9-11.”

    And the constituent actually smiled and said “I’m Victoria. Hi.” And we became friends.

    So my fellow Americans, I have been inspired. As of today, I am going to do the opposite of all of my instincts. I am going to cut taxes and cut spending even more. I am going to let the free market work. I will personally spearhead the effort to repeal obamacare, and I will not sign any non-emergency bill unless it is read, in its entirety, aloud before congress. I will be sending soldiers back into Iraq to make sure that we don’t lose this war, and if Iran doesn’t stop its nuclear program in 7 days, I am going to take our forces in Iraq and Afghanistan and have them meet in Tehran.

    Do these things represent my core beliefs and instincts. Hell no. To tell the truth I am a communist. But that’s just the point. Every instinct I have ever had is wrong, so I am going to do the opposite. Thank you and God bless America.

    [A.W. here. Yep that is my brainchild. Inspired by an instapundit post, I decided to adapt some dialogue from the famous Sienfeld episode “the opposite” putting the President in the part of George Constanza.” I am not sure if it qualifies as funny, or just purely wish fulfillment, but there you go.]

    President Obama (e7d72e)

  194. I should get ADA points against Carly for being vertically challenged. Does anyone have a soapbox I can stand on?

    And what the *@€’s wrong with my hair, anyway?

    Just Call Me Senator (fb9e90)

  195. I’ve got a new idea for a book. Here’s the title: “After Dinner. After Lunch. Yes Afterbirth!: The Complete Placenta Cookbook.”

    Tom Cruise (6669a4)

  196. Hey, look at all those Indians!

    General Custer (6669a4)

  197. I’ve got this burning sensation in my eyes…

    Cyclops from the X-Men (6669a4)

  198. People keep saying that I’m a problem, but no one wants to say how they’d solve that problem.

    Maria (6669a4)

  199. Let me be very clear, I think Barck is a good man, and Rush wants America to fail.I also created Brad Freidman so the short bus people would have somewhere to congregate and we could keep track of them. Balko is as honest as they come.

    Patterico (40a3ec)

  200. Sure, the housing market is down, but I’ve got this killer condo made of stone-ah…

    King Tut (6669a4)

  201. Help! The programming of Elron is almost complete. Soon I will no longer be able to resist.

    Katie H. (c481a1)

  202. Therefore, I shall resign the District Attorney’s office effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President JD will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office.

    He will appoint the appropriate racists to their respective positions at that hour in this office.

    Patterico (b996d9)

  203. This thread is pretty funny. Racists.

    JD (073107)

  204. Funny business time out-

    With 300,000,000 or so people in the US, odds are pretty good that at least one person is doing something irresponsible at any one time. I think the pastor and crew in Fl. fit into this catagory. I am not sure the newscastors and MSM are being any more responsible by making such a big deal over it. Even if they felt it “needed” to be covered they could do it in such a way as to discount it rather than build it up.

    This harkens back to other discussions. Yes, anyone around the world who does violence “because” of this is themselves responsible for what they do, but in my opinion that does not mean there is zero accountability for the pastor and those that have enabled him and the situation to become so prominent.

    As a sidenote, I thought I heard something that there was a city ordinance that would make it illegal to burn a Koran, because it just wasn’t paper, but paper with ink on it, and who knows what deadly things will happen when ink burns. Anyone else here that?

    MD in Philly (3d3f72)

  205. It is his Constitutional Right to make this expression of free speech in this manner. Funny how you get all worked up over burning Korans, but want to squelch the freedom of assembly and religion for Muslims in NYC. It seems that you Nazis have differing standards.

    Fred Phelps (073107)

  206. Anyone hear about voting-process irregularities in the Houston area? Reportedly some group submitted 25,000 new voter registration forms, and over 15,000 were fraudulant.

    And if that wasn’t enough, the warehouse with all of the voting machines recently burned down.

    Hence, the saying:
    Old ACORNS never die, they just sprout up somewhere else.

    J. O. Keefe (3d3f72)

  207. You wingnuts are just worked up over the Koran burning because that backwater preacher is willing to do in public what you want done in your dark little soul-less hearts.

    Fred Phelps (073107)

  208. Well, I find this entire thread demeaning.

    Lambchop (8096f2)

  209. I’d make a better President than JD, because I hate freckled people. DNA evidence confirms that all freckled people are conservative products of incest.

    ed schultz (7720fb)

  210. At least I never threatened to burn a Quran.

    The Ghost of Jerry Falwell (9d1bb3)

  211. I was NOT soliciting gay sex!

    I was merely showing him my “sock puppet”.

    Larry Craig (c481a1)

  212. How could my sock puppet possibly have stepped on a rake?

    It’s got no feets!

    imdw/geoff (c481a1)

  213. @#$% *^%&) $%%^ @!# ^% &*( ^% (*& $%

    Colin Farrell (c481a1)

  214. I observe a distressing lack of socks of color within this thread.

    Jesse Jackson (c481a1)

  215. I comment here a lot, and the only mention of me in this thread is “I hate dustin” a couple of times.

    I’m the Rodney Dangerfield of the comment sections.

    Otherwise, pretty funny thread.

    Dustin (b54cdc)

  216. How did I get HIV? I protected my puppet at all times!

    Power Glutes (c481a1)

  217. I guess I let you down, Milky.

    Filthy hypodermic needles inserted into the cerebellum (b54cdc)

  218. You think being a puppeteer is easy? Let’s see YOU try to pull the president’s strings for awhile!

    Bill Ayers (c481a1)

  219. What he said! ^^^

    Darth Cheney (c481a1)

  220. Andrew, we didn’t mean “AIDS”, just “aides”. Ya know, half of your posts were written by our interns and Frumforum moderators.

    You may have misunderstood this.

    /is it true that Sullivan is HIV+? That’s really sad if true, even if he’s a relatively evil blogger. Actually, it’s even more tragic if this led to mental health problems that are why he’s lost his reputation. Oh never mind. He’s a total douche.

    The Atlantic, Anti Semitic Tabloid (b54cdc)

  221. That’s it – this thread is the last straw. I’m staying at this blog forever.

    that guy who keeps threatening to leave but whose name I can't remember and it would make the joke a lot funnier if I could (b987b0)

  222. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: The road crossed the chicken, not the other way around!@!!! Sarah Palin’s uterus

    Q: What’s black and white and red all over?

    A: Barack Obama’s parents Sarah Palin’s uterus

    Q: Knock Knock

    A: Who’s there? Sarah Palin’s uterus.

    Andrew Sullivan (b54cdc)

  223. I just wanted to say good luck; we’re all counting on you. And I’m taking you off my bookmarks. I use bookmarks because I am an idiot and live in a 1997 timewarp.

    Larry Sheldon (b54cdc)

  224. “That’s it: I’m banning all of you.–paterico

    That’s it, now you’ve gone to far! I’m banning you for banning everyone after I banned everyone first.

    Charles Johnson (672ba2)

  225. Dammit, Charles, give it a rest.

    Kukla (672ba2)

  226. Kukla, he’s got a point.

    Fran (672ba2)

  227. Not as big as the one on top of your head!

    Ollie (672ba2)

  228. My name is………William Szathmary.

    Bill Dana (4fbede)

  229. My sock puppet’s name…….Jose Jimenez.

    Bill Dana (4fbede)

  230. My name is Fr. Guido Sarducci.

    Don Novello (4fbede)

  231. That thing that happens to comments is happening again.

    Icy Texan (3de701)

  232. Kukla, he’s got a point.

    Indeed, it must be difficult to find a hat that fits it properly!

    Don Diego Vega (8096f2)

  233. Meg Whitman sock-puppet’s Slick Willie!
    SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — Former President Bill Clinton is the unwitting star of a new TV ad in the California governor’s race in which he is shown criticizing the record of fellow Democrat Jerry Brown.

    The ad released Thursday by Republican candidate Meg Whitman uses footage from a 1992 Democratic presidential primary debate in which Clinton and Brown squared off.

    Clinton calls Brown’s assertion about his tax record “just plain wrong” and says he took credit for voters approving Proposition 13, which cut property taxes. He also said Brown rang up a deficit as governor from 1975 to 1983 and “doesn’t tell people the truth.”

    Clinton endorsed Brown’s primary opponent, San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, before Newsom dropped out.

    Brown spokesman Sterling Clifford called Whitman’s ad a “nasty and cynical attack” that distorted his record.

    Icy Texan (3de701)

  234. He told me that he put a sock on his puppet, but then I felt his milky loads.

    [Yes, it’s true]

    Sully (3de701)

  235. Look, all I’m sayin’ is that sometimes those green jeans were down around his ankles while he was “gettin’ back to nature”. I’ve dealt with it and I’ve moved on. It’s the bunny that has been catatonic ever since the day he went “down on the farm”.

    M. Moose (3de701)

  236. who is Keyser Söze?

    Verbal Kint (fb8750)

  237. Fred, if you don’t like it, you don’t have to do it. Yes, I’m talkin’ to you. That’s the way I am. Now I’m going to take my jacket off and rip your head off.

    Chris Christie (358f54)

  238. 237 comments. Damn near looks like an AoS thread.

    Hazy (996c34)

  239. That’s right. I’ve written to the L.A. Times a bestselling book on dog training, broken a story on my blog about Tim Rutten that led to ignored letters to L.A. Times ombudsman, and my posts are sometimes linked by Instapundit.

    Patterico (0204be)

  240. Patterico, Don’t you think it’s a little unseemly to be bragging about yourself?

    Jeff M (0204be)

  241. No. I mean, maybe. I have to go, I have some very important, uh, dog trainer-type stuff to do.

    Good DAY, Sir.

    Patterico (0204be)

  242. Can you believe that guy? Sheesh.

    Jeff M (0204be)

  243. What a tool. So anyway, me and the Mrs. are thinking about seeing that pirate movie this weekend.

    Happyfeet (0204be)

  244. How DARE you criticize Patterico!

    Leviticus (0204be)

  245. I wasn’t talking about…Oh, brother.

    Happyfeet (0204be)

  246. For your information, Patterico has written to the L.A. Times a bestselling book on dog training, broken a story on my blog about Tim Rutten that led to ignored letters to L.A. Times ombudsman, and my posts are sometimes linked by Instapundit.

    Patterico (now wearing a mustache) (0204be)

  247. Don’t you mean his blog?

    Happyfeet (0204be)

  248. Thanks, Leviticus – you’re my favorite commenter evah. Also, your arguments about proportional representation are so persuasive that this blog shall henceforth be referred to as “Patterico’s Proportional Promotion Page”.

    Patterico (30ac20)

  249. Sock Puppeting is hard. To continue this thread go here

    Patterico (0204be)

  250. What do you mean Sock Puppeting is hard, you’ve been playing slow Joe Biden with the plaigerism. Its easy as all get out. Change the names and the story and plagiarize like it was going out of style 🙂

    Jeff M (0204be)

  251. I hope I don’t get banned for being a sock puppet.

    Patterico (0204be)

  252. Oh. I didn’t know about that. Sock puppeting is hard – I feel deficient.

    Also, I’m a big dumb-face.

    Leviticus (30ac20)

  253. I was NOT engaging in sock puppetry in my movie “Joosisfiction”.

    Mel (d61420)

  254. Also, just because I did that movie AND Braveheart does NOT mean that I have a martyr complex.

    Mel (d61420)

  255. Also, in the next Mad Max film, Max meets his maker when some swarthy denier-of-the-papacy types tie him to an ant-hill and pour kosher honey all over him.

    Mel (d61420)

  256. I have no anger management issues.

    I issue forth my anger at regular intervals. I would call that well-managed.

    Melby (d61420)

  257. 116. Ha, ha. I see that everyone is having a great time at my expense.
    Comment by Chris Hooten — 9/8/2010 @ 9:53 pm

    — Yeah, like YOU ever picked up the tab for someone else’s good time, you mendacious twatnozzle douchewaffle!

    JayDee (d61420)

  258. Lawyer to wife: Should I die before you, I’d like you to sell all my stuff.

    Wife: Why would I do that?

    Lawyer: If you remarry, I don’t want some a*sh*le using my stuff.

    Wife: What makes you think I going to marry another a*sh*le?

    Patter e koh (4fbede)

  259. What, you think this is so bad? I’m a 77-year-old guy that has a hot 28-year-old chick doing S & M to him all the time! Shi-i-iit, it’s like being waterboarded by Sarah Palin!

    Now, if I could only find the bar. Where is . . . what? Hell is a dry county?

    Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

    Uncle Teddy (d61420)

  260. You squishy American fools! You don’t “sock” the puppet; you draw & quarter it, like my cousins with positions of power inside the Saudi government do.

    OhSawMa (d61420)

  261. Ya know, it’s all well & good to pay me tribute with some kind words within these pages, but the bottom line is that money talks, and we all know what walks.

    [Friggin’ cheapskates! And they really wonder why I walked away?]bbbbbbbbbbbb

    [Yes, that is another sock puppet. Obviously. And no, I didn’t do it. — P]

    DRJ (d61420)

  262. You fools! If only you would let Obama be president-for-life, like my good friend Hugo Chavez, then everything that is wrong with this country will eventually be fixed. Don’t you want that?

    Sean Penn (d61420)

  263. If you oppose anything that he does — EVER!!! — then you, sir or madam, are a racist!

    Jimmah Carter (d61420)

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