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Girl Supposedly Quits Via Series of Dry Erase Board Messages Designed to Humiliate Boss

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:13 am

Like Ace, I’m not buying it. I think it’s fake, but it’s still cute.

UPDATE: It’s a hoax. More pictures at the link.

15 Responses to “Girl Supposedly Quits Via Series of Dry Erase Board Messages Designed to Humiliate Boss”

  1. Its like that woman a month or so ago who claimed that she was fired for being too sexy. and was willing to pose for a multiple pictures to prove… well to prove something anyway.

    That being said, i will refain from calling bullsh– too loudly. because i am very much liking this trend.

    Aaron Worthing (A.W.) (e7d72e)

  2. No!! The whole thing is obviously completely real!!

    I strongly believe that we all must argue this out at great length. And that all her pictures must be re-posted, each time there is a new layer of argument. No matter the sacrifice we all entail by viewing them, again and again and again if need be.

    And if more pictures of this much-wronged seeker of justice should come to light, during the careful process of sifting for the truth… Then let those photos be posted as well, say I. Repeatedly, if Justice demands it!

    It’s a heavy burden, I know. But we all must seek the Truth! Even to the very last photograph! Duty calls!

    d. in c. (b32fa4)

  3. Especially to the very last photograph!!!!!

    JD (abc2eb)

  4. I personally demand photographic evidence that she is a HPOA. sure we can see the H part, and what i can see looks pretty good, but i think she needs to do new picture, where she helpfully turns around and answers that question.

    we the people have a right to know!

    Aaron Worthing (A.W.) (e7d72e)

  5. This is indeed one of the most difficult questions to answer of our time. I strongly feel that, in order for the people to fairly render a just decision, the photographic evidence must be vast, extensive, and rendered from many different angles, with variations in the lighting scheme and also the type of lens used.

    Interesting costumes, too, (such as, oh I don’t know, maybe a French maid outfit) will be of tremendous value, in assisting the people to justly render their grave decision, with regard to justice, gravitas, and other justly-related matters of justiness.

    I personally do not think I can be truly and fully impartial in resolving this critical question, until extensive evidence involving bubble-baths can be brought to light.

    But by God, sir, I am willing to do my duty to the utmost, to serve the Republic in this terrible struggle to learn the truth. And I am sure every red-blooded American man will stand with me and demand no less, for the sake of this great country.

    d. in c. (741133)

  6. Nurse outfit too, just in case.

    JD (abc2eb)

  7. And “Elyse Porterfield” rises to the top of most-frequently-searched terms.

    Diffus (89fb94)

  8. you know it is said that a man has enough blood for his brain, and enough for his p—-s, but not enough for both at the same time.

    i would consider this thread exhibit A in that argument.

    Aaron Worthing (A.W.) (e7d72e)

  9. mmm, a hoax, she says. this is outrageous! i suggest we have congressional hearings. and more photo shoots!

    See my last comment about blood drainage issues.

    Aaron Worthing (A.W.) (e7d72e)

  10. Simply because some alleged ‘person’ has ostensibly ‘claimed’ it’s a ‘hoax,’ doesn’t mean that the claim is true. Further investigations are required!

    I still strongly insist that the only way to arrive at the ‘true’ truth is to meticulously continue the debate, with a proper and prolonged inspection of the full photographic evidence; and it should be obvious to patriots throughout the land, that this vital, imperative debate cannot be continued without the assistance of many, many, many more photos.

    Nay, my fellow countrymen, the very sanctity of our Nation demands no less.

    d. in c. (02d9a4)

  11. The actual sad part of this will be the legion of suckers who attempt to pull this stunt for real, thinking that it will land them a job after the fact. There are ALWAYS people who can’t seem to separate fantasy from reality.

    It might work OK for Elyse, but she’s an ACTRESS! No wanna-be broker is going to go anywhere after dumping their boss like this, even if it’s funny. (Which it won’t be the 2nd time.)

    Gesundheit (cfa313)

  12. It’s fake and it’s also stupid.

    But, the girl is good looking…so, who cares if it’s fake and stupid?

    I don’t care how lame her signs are…I’m going to look anyway.

    Dave Surls (8f52ea)

  13. I must be getting old. My first question was why she changed shirts and took off her glasses for the last few photos.

    I would be in so much trouble with human resources if I had an assistant who looked like that.

    JVW (796ed3)

  14. Patterico, this posting of cute stuff becoming a weekly event? We had Anna Chapman, the chick last week that no one seemed to know what she did other than look great in a bikini, and now this. Not even a real story just a hoax!

    As a reader and in the name of justice, I’m requesting you become a non-biased equal opportunity reporter of news, beginning here , because clearly there is a compelling, hard hitting story ready to be unearthed. Let’s get to it.

    Dana (8ba2fb)

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