Patterico's Pontifications

7/2/2010

Paris Hilton Arrested? (Updated: Not True)

Filed under: Crime,Sports — DRJ @ 3:39 pm

[Guest post by DRJ]

Paris Hilton has reportedly been arrested in South Africa for smoking marijuana during the Holland-Brazil World Cup quarterfinals match but there is no confirmation from Hilton. Perhaps she should have tried nutmeg.

Also, the Dutch upset Brazil.

– DRJ

UPDATE: False alarm. TMZ reports Hilton was questioned but the investigation involved someone else.

24 Responses to “Paris Hilton Arrested? (Updated: Not True)”

  1. The Swiss beat Spain and the Dutch beat Brazil? Earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, floods. There’s something going on in the world. ;)

    nk (db4a41)

  2. BRAZIL LOST?!?!

    That’s remarkable.

    “The top-ranked team in the world and one of the most impressive squads in the tournament until Friday, Brazil lost its composure after falling behind and defender Felipe Melo was ejected in the 73rd minute for stomping on the leg of Arjen Robben. ”

    I love it when the bad guys lose, but the more I’ve watched this competition the more I’ve realized just about every team is stuffed with low class.

    They take more dives than a swim team, too.

    Makes the NFL look positively moral.

    Dustin (b54cdc)

  3. No word on what Britney Spears is up to? ;)

    Stashiu3 (44da70)

  4. I’m working on it. Baby steps.

    DRJ (d43dcd)

  5. The most important question is this: Was Miss Hilton wearing underwear when arrested?

    Vivian Louise (643333)

  6. mmm, look if she is only sucking on a joint in public, that is a real step up.

    Aaron Worthing (A.W.) (f97997)

  7. Skank

    daleyrocks (1d0d98)

  8. “The US socialite Paris Hilton…”

    Socialite == unemployed, no career, and no marketable talent.

    Blacque Jacques Shellacque (cf2f34)

  9. I updated the post. Now I can turn my attention to Britney.

    DRJ (d43dcd)

  10. Hey, she’s a famous celebrity – or is that she’s celebrated because she’s famous…chicken…egg.

    AD - RtR/OS! (688ffe)

  11. Well, that’s just going to kill her Q rating.
    Without that arrest, just what will she do to attract attention….
    Oh!…never mind.

    AD - RtR/OS! (688ffe)

  12. Now I can turn my attention back to Britney.
    Comment by DRJ — 7/2/2010 @ 4:47 pm

    Fixed. Heh.

    Stashiu3 (44da70)

  13. haiku think aw
    judgment depend entirely
    on whose joint it is

    ColonelHaiku (9cf017)

  14. Ah ha! It’s the one that’s a girl~the one with the little dog!

    They were laughing at me too hard at the other board to tell me if it was her, or the guy that was all bitchy at the beauty queen.

    See? I do so keep up with cultural stuffs.

    EW1(SG) (edc268)

  15. Look, Stashiu3: Britney. Good stories always come in twos.

    DRJ (d43dcd)

  16. A little inside baseball here: I have been known to send DRJ “tips” about Britney Spears and encourage her to “Britney-blog”. It’s been a running gag behind the curtain for quite a while.

    DRJ just won. ;)

    Stashiu3 (44da70)

  17. DRJ – Good look for Britney there. I read somewhere that Jessica Simpson was back working with the trainer that got her into those Daisy Dukes. ROWR.

    daleyrocks (1d0d98)

  18. Poor Lindsay Lohan, since we’re bringing up this type, was just punched in the face by a waitress on her 24th birthday. Ain’t fame great?

    daleyrocks (1d0d98)

  19. The top-ranked soccer team in the world loses to the Dutch, and somehow attention is being given to whether or not Paris Hilton was smoking pot? Perhaps it was the Brazilian team smoking, or the guards at the stadium, or the person who thought they could extort some money from Ms. Hilton in exchange for making a bogus arrest disappear.

    Looking at the picture on the cover of the newest Miley Cyrus CD, perhaps Britney and Lindsay have a protege’ in the making.

    MD in Philly (3d3f72)

  20. Stashiu3,
    Someone is going to feel so used and abandoned.

    null

    Machinist (497786)

  21. Do I have to tell Harper you’re pickin’ on me? Or send you all the Buffy DVD’s? Cuz I will you know.
    :D

    Stashiu3 (44da70)

  22. Heh!
    NOooooo!!

    Machinist (497786)

  23. Britney. Good stories always come in twos.

    I’m sure there are people that look worse than that in the morning…

    Blacque Jacques Shellacque (cf2f34)

  24. We’ve been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they find these folks? They are from another world!

    Loyd Abington (872da0)


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