6/15/2010

27 Responses to “Al Gore’s Personal Life”

1. She was the producer of Big Al’s movie.

   Steven Den Beste (99cfa1) — 6/15/2010 @ 2:56 pm

   
   

2. Anyone have some Boraxo to scrub out my cerebral cortex?

   Eric Blair (f03f56) — 6/15/2010 @ 2:58 pm

   
   

3. via Instapundit:
   “…Stacia Goodloe on Facebook: “Please don’t let there be a sex tape, please don’t let there be a sex tape. . . .”

   oldirishpig (e91fe3) — 6/15/2010 @ 3:07 pm

   
   

4. Thank God that they’re too old to reproduce.

   Can you imagine what their spawn would be like?

   Dave Surls (b38714) — 6/15/2010 @ 3:17 pm

   
   

5. The miracles of modern medicine ….

   htom (412a17) — 6/15/2010 @ 3:23 pm

   
   

6. She confused wooden with woody.

   Jim (844377) — 6/15/2010 @ 3:42 pm

   
   

7. I never thought Al Gore was straight. I always believed Tipper was a beard to appease his father.

   jimboster (fe0b27) — 6/15/2010 @ 3:51 pm

   
   

8. Can you imagine what their spawn would be like?

   Perez Hilton?

   Dmac (3d61d9) — 6/15/2010 @ 3:53 pm

   
   

9. he was two timing Gaia too? no wonder the weather turns to crap where ever he goes….

   redc1c4 (fb8750) — 6/15/2010 @ 3:54 pm

   
   

10. *vomits*

    There is not enough bleach in the world to scrub that kiss that seared my corneas a decade ago. I agree with the above, Dear Jesus, please, please, please do not let there be a sex tape.

    I wish my TV came with an Al-chip that blocked all Algore related broadcasts.

    Vivian Louise (643333) — 6/15/2010 @ 4:13 pm

    
    

11. Larry David is worth over $500 million, and I feel bad for him.

    TimesDisliker (d345d1) — 6/15/2010 @ 4:18 pm

    
    

12. i don’t: he’s just another NYC/Hollywood a55hat who loves, supports and lives in a culture where this sort of behavior is considered normal and acceptable.

    if he want’s sympathy, its in the dictionary, right between “$hit” and “syphilis”.

    redc1c4 (fb8750) — 6/15/2010 @ 4:31 pm

    
    

13. algore wooden kiss
    put Bush in Oval Office
    convenient truth?

    ColonelHaiku (79bc23) — 6/15/2010 @ 5:03 pm

    
    

14. euwwwww!

    in_awe (44fed5) — 6/15/2010 @ 5:17 pm

    
    

15. Just imagine the pick-up line:
    Your Gulfstream, or mine?

    AD - RtR/OS! (728434) — 6/15/2010 @ 5:46 pm

    
    

16. Treach rocks

    http://dailycaller.com/2010/06/15/heres-why-i-dont-believe-al-gore-has-been-having-an-affair-with-laurie-david-ex-wife-of-tvs-larry-david/

    JD (4b684a) — 6/15/2010 @ 5:47 pm

    
    

17. I really don’t care who either Al nor Laurie sleeps with, but if you do, I think it’s worth remembering that back before the former Mrs. David became the queen of Global Warming, her then-hubby Larry — who was just coming into his own as a TV star as the creator/star of Curb Your Enthusiasm — wrote a piece complaining that her going all eco-nuts wasn’t what he bargained for when he married her. He thought, he wrote, that he was marrying a buxom beauty who would be just happy to Mrs. Him.

    I cannot find that piece at this moment, but trust me, it exists. I’ll find it.

    L.N. Smithee (52cee5) — 6/15/2010 @ 6:09 pm

    
    

18. Those 4 imbeciles deserve each other. I hope it true with 5 other bimbos in the closet. Could not happen to a nicer group of hypocrites.

    Only fitting a douche-bag, immoral, lying intellectual flea like Al be stripped naked, smeared in dung, pelted with rotten rat carcasses and be placed below a nest of vultures.

    HeavenSent (a9126d) — 6/15/2010 @ 6:10 pm

    
    

19. manbearpigalgore
    tipper now date realize
    alhunglikecashew

    ColonelHaiku (79bc23) — 6/15/2010 @ 6:17 pm

    
    

20. Vultures have more taste.

    AD - RtR/OS! (728434) — 6/15/2010 @ 6:19 pm

    
    

21. They deserve each other.

    daleyrocks (1d0d98) — 6/15/2010 @ 8:44 pm

    
    

22. I wonder if, when she found out, Tipper uttered any words that warrant a Parental Advisory label.

    Icy Texan (8b63a0) — 6/15/2010 @ 10:00 pm

    
    

23. If we are lucky Mr David gave Mrs David a little something something and it is now making its rounds in the quartet.

    Again, the 4 would do the world of good by simply disappearing and giving their money to the Federal Govt to cover the deficit.

    HeavenSent (a9126d) — 6/15/2010 @ 10:09 pm

    
    

24. Wait, wasn’t Love Story based on the Al and Tipper story?

    Of course that ended tragically also. (Reading that scarred me forever when I was eleven or so.)

    Have Blue (854a6e) — 6/15/2010 @ 11:03 pm

    
    

25. The marriage is settled.

    Apogee (49749b) — 6/15/2010 @ 11:11 pm

    
    

26. I would love it if Tipper got with Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. He would make her read the lyrics from “F*** Like A Beast”, settle some unfinished business, and she would love it. That’s a reality series, right there.

    TimesDisliker (2d179d) — 6/16/2010 @ 9:09 am

    
    

27. At this point, when I remember how our former Vice President and Nobel laureate wants to control how we live our lives — for our own good, doncha know — I am reminded of the line from Jonathan Edwards’ Sunshine:

    He can’t even run his own life, I’ll be damned if he’ll run mine!

    The serious Dana (474dfc) — 6/16/2010 @ 6:17 pm