2/22/2010

25 Responses to “Caption the Golf Pic”

1. I don’t need no stinkin’ drop. I can hit it from here. You just bend that cactus back and don’t let go!

   cstmbuild (be02cc) — 2/22/2010 @ 1:15 pm

   
   

2. “Now that was a sand trap…”

   Scott Jacobs (d027b8) — 2/22/2010 @ 1:16 pm

   
   

3. “I’m modeling the new outfit for Tiger’s return. Something about keeping groupies at bay.”

   Stashiu3 (44da70) — 2/22/2010 @ 1:20 pm

   
   

4. “I was told this was covered under Obamacare.”

   Stashiu3 (44da70) — 2/22/2010 @ 1:24 pm

   
   

5. “Never try to stage-dive at a rave in the desert.”

   Stashiu3 (44da70) — 2/22/2010 @ 1:25 pm

   
   

6. “My dream is to become an Army sniper, so I’m constantly practicing camouflage.”

   Stashiu3 (44da70) — 2/22/2010 @ 1:28 pm

   
   

7. The trouble with Tribbles….

   Virtual Insanity (1d2640) — 2/22/2010 @ 1:34 pm

   
   

8. “So THAT’S what they mean by ‘in the rough’!

   jw (067e77) — 2/22/2010 @ 1:35 pm

   
   

9. I fell into a muddy creekbed trying to hit a ball once. Cacti is exponentially worse.

   JD (b5a4c1) — 2/22/2010 @ 1:37 pm

   
   

10. Good Caddy!!!

    BT (74cbec) — 2/22/2010 @ 1:50 pm

    
    

11. Any you homos call me Cactus, I’ll kill ya!

    Matador (176445) — 2/22/2010 @ 1:58 pm

    
    

12. What a bunch of pricks!

    Ed from SFV (f6a87d) — 2/22/2010 @ 2:17 pm

    
    

13. Sir, you don’t need to camouflage yourself “to sneak up on a golf”. Golf is just a game, not game.

    nk (db4a41) — 2/22/2010 @ 2:27 pm

    
    

14. he was just brushing up on the finer points of his game….

    redc1c4 (fb8750) — 2/22/2010 @ 2:43 pm

    
    

15. Well if it was a scifi movie you could call it, “The Attack of the Killer Cactus”

    peedoffamerican (e7b277) — 2/22/2010 @ 3:51 pm

    
    

16. Anyone have some weed killer?

    peedoffamerican (e7b277) — 2/22/2010 @ 3:52 pm

    
    

17. Nancy Pelosi asked me to get her loofa.

    daleyrocks (718861) — 2/22/2010 @ 4:30 pm

    
    

18. “Hi, I’m Lady Gaga’s caddy.”

    driver (349f77) — 2/22/2010 @ 4:38 pm

    
    

19. My guess is that when lining up for a shot, he backed into a jumping cactus (Cylindropuntia fulgida) aka hanging chain cholla, and wisely yelled for help! (Maybe a Teddy bear cholla but they’re cousins.) I’ve always used a stick to brush them off, but the very heavy gloves might work.

    htom (412a17) — 2/22/2010 @ 4:47 pm

    
    

20. Yeah, but you didn’t see that rattlesnake like I did! Turn and run bro, turn and run…..

    J. Raymond Wright (e8d0ca) — 2/22/2010 @ 5:46 pm

    
    

21. Jumpin’ Chollosaphat!!

    ShelbyC (72b728) — 2/22/2010 @ 6:14 pm

    
    

22. Little help? I fell into a nest of giant fuzzy caterpillars.

    Jim S. (3e7e35) — 2/23/2010 @ 2:34 am

    
    

23. ow! Ow! OWWWW!!! (&^*^%^$^%$%*)&()to HELL, OW!!

    PCD (1d8b6d) — 2/23/2010 @ 6:17 am

    
    

24. Yes, what PCD said. Lots more cussing, though.

    That picture brought back memories of some really incredibly painful events from my youth…

    This doesn’t look like teddy bear cholla, which would be even worse (longer spines with nastier barbs). Cholla can’t be just yanked-out as the spines are like hundreds of little incredibly painful harpoons hat anchor clothing to flesh, and flesh to muscle when they are deep enough.

    When you hike in the desert, you keep a comb (to flick the cholla links away), tweezers and a roll of tape (to adhear to the glochids – very fine, painful spines that stick to everything) in your kit for these kinds of close encounters.

    My bet is he belted a ball under a stand of cholla, and thought he could just bend down and reach underneath the hanging branches. Lucky he didn’t meet the rattlesnakes which also like to hangout in those areas…

    JSinAZ (edc58e) — 2/23/2010 @ 11:54 am

    
    

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