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2/14/2010

Wyoming Crime Files

Filed under: Crime — DRJ @ 9:20 pm



[Guest post by DRJ]

Bad luck, bad planning or just bad karma?

“Police say the man grabbed the bottle of booze and a package of cough drops on Wednesday, ran out the store and hid in a nearby building, which just happened to be the police station.”

Or it may have been bad Schnapps.

— DRJ

3 Responses to “Wyoming Crime Files”

  1. If I remember correctly the Riverton PD is in a strip mall next to a grocery store. Probably not the best place to get in out of the wind if you are a thief.

    Pinandpuller (ac62c3)

  2. So a man shoplifts eleven bottles of whiskey and gets arrested. The next day, in court, the judge dismisses the case. The prosecutor asks why. The judges says, “You can’t make a case with only eleven bottles”.

    nk (db4a41)

  3. Ah, Wyoming … the only state to use 1 inch chain as a windsock.

    SPQR (26be8b)


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