Patterico's Pontifications

12/5/2009

Paul Anka: Still Slicin’ Like a Fuckin’ Hammer

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 6:03 pm



This time it’s a domestic dispute with his wife:

Multiple police cars rolled out to the home of music legend Paul Anka Thursday morning after cops received two 911 calls about a domestic dispute between Paul and his wife Anna.

. . . [A]ccording to Paul, there was one hell of a stand-off.

TMZ spoke to Anka, who told us the couple has been having “escalating” problems for months and he’s been staying at a hotel. Anka says on the day of the incident, he had rolled by the house to take the couple’s kids to school, when he and his wife began arguing over the maid — who Anna had fired the day before.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Anna called 911 and told them she was afraid because Paul had pulled a gun on her during an argument the night before. But Paul says his whole house is under video surveillance, and when officers arrived, he played the tape — which showed no such incident.

She made a fuckin’ maniac out of him.

It’s ironic that this story would come us just after I randomly decided to link that hilarious Anka rant.

11 Responses to “Paul Anka: Still Slicin’ Like a Fuckin’ Hammer”

  1. Bleep the bleepin’ bleepers.

    ropelight (78a778)

  2. Paul Anka, a music legend? Roll over, Beethoven.

    nk (df76d4)

  3. Too bad she didn’t sign a formal complaint alleging the “gun pulling” – she’d be trying to make bail, and her kids would be with their father, who seems to be much more rational.

    There are some good uses for CCTV, just like DNA testing.

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  4. Saw him on a chat show a few years back. Good storyteller and he’s been around for a while so he knows where the “bodies” are buried, so to speak. He said he was just waiting for a couple more people to die, then he would write his memoirs. Good reading, I suspect.

    Gazzer (f4dafa)

  5. Wow.
    I saw her at the salon last year around this time. She’s pretty. I actually kind of giggled when I found out it was her, because of the Paul Anka tapes from Ace.
    Sad.

    MayBee (3c4f33)

  6. Goes from “Having my baby”
    To: “Ow… who throws a freakin’ ice sculpture off my skull and then calls the cops on me?”

    SteveG (ece883)

  7. Yeah, that’s exactly the song I thought of when I heard the word “legend” crop up – of the many truly excreable songs to come out of the 70’s, that repulsive “Havin’ my Baby” has got to be near the top of the list.

    Dmac (a964d5)

  8. Anna probably didn’t know that the guys get shirts.

    JVW (0fe413)

  9. And here I thought Paul y Anna was supposed to be happy all the time.

    —->>> I’m gone, thataway! {O,o} (My idea of a music legend is the one in the making named Yundi Li.)

    JD (847e52)

  10. and we burn bandwith on these folks…Why? I know it’ll make some feel better but…meh whatever.

    pitchforksntorches (8165c3)

  11. Anna called 911 and told them she was afraid because Paul had pulled a gun on her during an argument the night before. But Paul says his whole house is under video surveillance, and when officers arrived, he played the tape — which showed no such incident.

    Why doesn’t this get charged as a false police report? Anka was lucky to have the video surveillance. Otherwise he could have spent the night doing the jailhouse rock.

    Loren (af2946)


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