Patterico's Pontifications

11/8/2009

Be On the Look Out

Filed under: Crime — DRJ @ 2:41 pm

[Guest post by DRJ]

Mass murders in Texas and Florida, and PelosiCare passed the House last night — those are this week’s big stories. Here’s a little story:

“Investigators say the man was playing game inside the business, went to the counter, flashed a gun, and demanded cash.

After getting the money, he got away in a teal chevy compact car.

The suspect is a White Male, 5′11″, around 40-years-old, and weighs 220 pounds.

He was wearing a green blouse and skirt, mesh leggings, a blonde wig, high heels and make-up.

Call police if you have any information.”

Photos would be nice, too.

– DRJ

9 Comments

  1. My god! They actually said he was White??? Isn’t that racial profiling?

    Comment by starboardhelm — 11/8/2009 @ 3:52 pm

  2. I was thinking the same thing, star.

    Comment by PatAZ — 11/8/2009 @ 3:54 pm

  3. When you think about it, that’s a REALLY good disguise…if it’s a disguise…

    Comment by JEA — 11/8/2009 @ 4:54 pm

  4. In West Texas? And just what color is teal, anyway?

    Comment by nk — 11/8/2009 @ 5:17 pm

  5. It depends….
    http://www.google.com/search?q=teal+color&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=utf8&oe=utf8&rlz=1I7GGLL_en

    Comment by AD - RtR/OS! — 11/8/2009 @ 5:22 pm

  6. No, no, no! I am pretty certain that photos would NOT be nice.

    Comment by Largebill — 11/8/2009 @ 5:41 pm

  7. Some West Texans are very fashionable, nk.

    Comment by DRJ — 11/8/2009 @ 5:49 pm

  8. It would have been better if the report ended with:

    “Suspect then fled the crime scene and blended into the crowd.”

    Comment by Eric Blair — 11/8/2009 @ 5:58 pm

  9. Odessa????? Now that’s funny!

    Comment by Gina — 11/8/2009 @ 6:01 pm

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