Patterico's Pontifications

11/8/2009

Be On the Look Out

Filed under: Crime — DRJ @ 2:41 pm



[Guest post by DRJ]

Mass murders in Texas and Florida, and PelosiCare passed the House last night — those are this week’s big stories. Here’s a little story:

“Investigators say the man was playing game inside the business, went to the counter, flashed a gun, and demanded cash.

After getting the money, he got away in a teal chevy compact car.

The suspect is a White Male, 5’11”, around 40-years-old, and weighs 220 pounds.

He was wearing a green blouse and skirt, mesh leggings, a blonde wig, high heels and make-up.

Call police if you have any information.”

Photos would be nice, too.

— DRJ

9 Responses to “Be On the Look Out”

  1. My god! They actually said he was White??? Isn’t that racial profiling?

    starboardhelm (94c0da)

  2. I was thinking the same thing, star.

    PatAZ (fb7107)

  3. When you think about it, that’s a REALLY good disguise…if it’s a disguise…

    JEA (e719af)

  4. In West Texas? And just what color is teal, anyway?

    nk (df76d4)

  5. No, no, no! I am pretty certain that photos would NOT be nice.

    Largebill (1d1579)

  6. Some West Texans are very fashionable, nk.

    DRJ (dff2ca)

  7. It would have been better if the report ended with:

    “Suspect then fled the crime scene and blended into the crowd.”

    Eric Blair (0b61b2)

  8. Odessa????? Now that’s funny!

    Gina (af585e)


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