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It’s Not Easy to Get Noticed

Filed under: Humor — DRJ @ 8:38 pm

[Guest post by DRJ]

What do you have to do to get noticed in today’s world?

Her first vlog was about eating oatmeal.


22 Responses to “It’s Not Easy to Get Noticed”

  1. What do you have to do to get noticed in today’s world?

    More cowbell.

    Official Internet Data Office (a2b4a2)

  2. DRJ – Can you refund my 3:50?

    daleyrocks (718861)

  3. More tittie! That’ll get her noticed. The blower’s cramp expression at the start of the video is rather appealing as well.
    Oh, and just for the halibut-lovie is a douchenozzle! That is all, carry on.

    President Mop (44bf37)

  4. daleyrocks,

    Heh. Here’s my time-saving offer: Skip the oatmeal video if you feel that way about the dancing.

    DRJ (dff2ca)

  5. I’ll award extra points for commitment. I’ll ignore President Moby.

    Gazzer (3bd236)

  6. Nope, sorry.

    The lighting is too good, the camera position is too good, the girl is too pretty, the moves are rehearsed and the background people are unbelievable, not in a good sense.

    It’s an manufactured viral, I suspect Apple.

    I could be wrong, I often am.

    Never mind, subscribe to iJustine? I’m right.

    Ag80 (815bcd)

  7. As the late, great Benny Hill would have said: Big . . . . . . . deal!

    [If you count the number of ellipses (…) you will surely deduce what word he intentionally left out of that phrase.]

    Icy Texan (a6752a)

  8. I’m not so sure, Ag80.

    DRJ (dff2ca)

  9. In other words, she may be pretty good at getting noticed.

    DRJ (dff2ca)

  10. DRJ:

    You’re right. You do know I always have an except, though.

    I was wrong about Apple, but I was right about professionally produced. She knows what she is doing.

    Good for her, but it’s not spontaneous.

    I hope she gets noticed because she has talent.

    That’s the American way.

    Ag80 (815bcd)

  11. DRJ – I much preferred Shakira’s dancing. Thank you very much!

    daleyrocks (718861)

  12. If she can make money doing that, I need to get into the business! I mean, I have as much talent as she does (none) and can figure a way to vlog in blase places and stuff. I can get rich doing that!

    John Hitchcock (3fd153)

  13. This is pretty funny. Excellent video quality, too!

    Unfortunately, I can’t help but gets tons of attention, pretty much everywhere. Don’t know what it is. Perhaps this girl is simply unapproachably attractive? That’s certainly not the case for me!

    Dustin (bb61e3)

  14. If this doesn’t work, she can always try some hot-air balloon tricks.

    AD - RtR/OS! (c561b5)

  15. Good one, AD, and I wonder how many people out there are seriously thinking about it.

    DRJ (dff2ca)

  16. Too many, I’m afraid.
    Though, if we declare a “National Air-Gunnery Practice Day”, perhaps fewer will.

    AD - RtR/OS! (c561b5)

  17. She needs dancing lessons and some fashion taste.

    PCD (3a95e6)

  18. She has a sense of humor. And nice teeth.

    papertiger (9e06eb)

  19. I would notice her.

    Beldar (ec19a5)

  20. Beldar, I notice train wrecks, too.

    PCD (1d8b6d)

  21. Winston, my basset hound, gets attention by barking. She should try it.

    Mike K (2cf494)


    CLYDE (f0aaca)

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