Fox news viewers were stunned today as they witnessed a live on air arrest of a man police say has been impersonating the popular afternoon talk host Glenn Beck for the past 1 ½ years.  William H Lawson, a Glenn Beck look-alike, was arrested during the late afternoon program as he was ending  a segment on “Obama the anti-Christ”  and about to begin an interview with a man who says he was President Obama’s Kenyan love child.
Lawson has been identified as an escapee from the Rhode Island Home for the Hopelessly Insane where he was receiving treatment for severe paranoia and delusional seizures after an incident in which he attacked several clerks with a liquorish stick in a candy store where he  claimed to have found  alien messages written on the wrappers of Mars candy bars.
Viewers reacted to the news with a mixture of shock and disbelief some saying that it was all a liberal conspiracy to hide the truth about the Mercury Dime and Communist symbols on Rockefeller Plaza while others said it was an effort to  squelch the ongoing Fox poll “Anti-Christ as President: Good or evil?  We ask. You decide”
Upon hearing the news, one woman broke down in tears saying, “This man, whoever he is, has given us so much inspiration and hope.” She sobbed, “He told whatever it is like it is, but how can I know now what the “whatever” is or what the “is” really is or whatever it ever really was?”  Others expressed outrage, one man charging, “This arrest is an attempt to cripple those who struggle against  fascism, Communism and  intellectualism.”
Police say the hoax might have continued unnoticed had it not been for an alert viewer who discovered that much of the material Lawrence presented  was pirated from a British comedy show called “Liar Liar Pants on Fire”  and Monty Halls Flying Circus.
A spokesperson for Fox News said that although the network regretted the incident, it was noted that the impostor  has received critical acclaim from numerous conservative sources including World Net Daily which last month described the program as “leading the way for Conservatives everywhere” and Sean Hannity who in the past said  it “was an inspiration to himself and other clear-eyed  Conservatives everywhere” and Rush Limbaugh who has praised the program many times as “a example of what America could become if Conservatives were given another chance.”
The real Glenn Beck will be returning on Monday with guest Michele Bachman and they will discuss the topic: Man in the Moon: Always over us. Always Watching. Beck says he will not dwell excessively on the fact that the man in the moon is black.

…. but that would be OK b/c Pinochet did not do it and Beck or Hannity are really bad, evil guys.

No one should be surprised that Obama would order an assault on FOX NEWS. He attacked his own grandmother rather than explain why he sat in Reverend Wright’s church listening to racial hatred and religious bigotry for 20 years.

A classy guy like that isn’t about to respect the independence of pesky journalists asking inconvenient questions. Nor does Obama respect the Constitutional provisions which were designed to protect not only journalists, but also by direct extension, the American people, from the strong-arm of official transgression. Don’t kid yourself, this guy isn’t shy about going after his perceived enemies. That’s a trait common to totalitarian regimes.

Clearly, the thugs on Pennsylvania Avenue are already attacking FOX NEWS on the public airways. How long can it be before certain individuals, like Beck or Hannity, simply disappear in the fog and the night?

This push by the White House is designed solely to appeal to the extremists in their own party.

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