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10/8/2009

Levi Johnston to Pose with His Wiener Exposed

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 6:47 pm



In “Playgirl.” Andrew Sullivan must be thrilled.

Allahpundit, as usual, has the best line:

The only reason anyone’s heard of him is because of something he did with his schwanz. Might as well show it off.

(“Schwanz.” Is that a real word?) (UPDATE: Yes!)

Anyway, this Levi Johnston. He’s a real prince of a guy, isn’t he?

P.S. OK: technically, “nude” does not necessarily mean “with his wiener exposed.” But listen, do you want accurate or do you want funny?

67 Responses to “Levi Johnston to Pose with His Wiener Exposed”

  1. I think Levi more than most needs to make hay while the sun shines. Largely because he’s a stupid white trash person I think. This is not a new insight on my part.

    happyfeet (6b707a)

  2. Largely because he’s a stupid white trash person I think
    Happy is such a racist. :)

    The Emperor (0c8c2c)

  3. Don’t worry, when the democrats get done with him he’ll really be trash.

    Scrapiron (4e0dda)

  4. it’s thoughtful of him to publicly acknowledge the rest of his shortcomings for all the world to see…. some things just don’t lend themselves to an interview.

    redc1c4 (fb8750)

  5. I blame Sarah Palin for this.

    The Emperor (1b037c)

  6. Johnson would have been an appropriate substitute for schwantz, just as Johnston would have been an appropriate substitute for dick.

    Paul (231c33)

  7. Lovey – Have you ordered extra copies yet you saucy voyuer?

    daleyrocks (718861)

  8. Yes, Love; it is important that you stay consistent in shifting the blame away from the one that is personally responsible. Libby ethics rule!

    Icy Texan (43c637)

  9. #

    I blame Sarah Palin for this.

    Comment by The Emperor — 10/8/2009 @ 7:37 pm

    No surprise.

    Machinist (79b3ab)

  10. Lol @ Paul’s comment.

    Levy is a lefty pawn.

    Audacity (2fd5ad)

  11. Well, eventually he can go on-tour with Cyndy.

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  12. Sarah Palin created this beast who has now grown to become such an embarrassment to her and her family. She gave him a taste of his 15 minutes and see what it turned out to become. She did it. She owns this mess. Deal with it folks.

    The Emperor (1b037c)

  13. You are a vile cretin, lovie/chimperor.

    JD (b8912c)

  14. I used to sell a lot of Playgirl magazines when I ran a newstand. It was not women who were buying them.

    nk (df76d4)

  15. Yes, it is just terrible how she forced he daughter to fall in love with him, forced her to have sex with him and become pregnant, forced her to have the baby, and then chased him away so that her grandchild will be without a father.

    Are you really a moron, or do you just play one on the internet?

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  16. “She owns this mess. Deal with it folks.”

    This is not correct, he is an adult, totally responsible for his actions unless insane (and I don’t think that fits). js

    Jesse (f5d42c)

  17. It’s ironic that I was just thinking about how the media, and ridiculous people with boring lives will, in their screwy misguided ways, blame Palin for Johnston’s exhibitionism and assume it directly reflects on some lack of character or respectability, or something equally as silly.

    And then I see Emperor’s comment fulfilling my expectation!

    Dana (863a65)

  18. “nude” does not necessarily mean “with his wiener exposed.”

    Actually, that’s exactly what if means (for a man). “Nude” means showing at least some of the “naughty bits”, otherwise it means nothing.

    LTEC (858b88)

  19. So, by not hiding him out in the cellar, or paying to have him killed (see LBJ), Sarah Palin is responsible for what her daughter’s baby daddy chose to do of his own free will?

    Gerald Ford was responsible for Betty’s drinking; ditto Jimmy Carter for Billy, and Bill Clinton for Roger. Is anything that anybody ever does actually their own fault? Is it time for Love’s spirited defense of Polanski?

    Icy Texan (43c637)

  20. The Emperor, your attempt to blame Sarah Palin for the conduct of her daughter’s boyfriend is just another example of how disturbed and bile-filled you are.

    SPQR (26be8b)

  21. Comment by Dana — 10/8/2009 @ 8:12 pm
    You can always count on me to tell the truth, Dana. What if Sarah Palin was a Democrat? What would you guys be saying now?

    The Emperor (1b037c)

  22. I’d be saying “Damn, that libby’s a hot mama!”

    Icy Texan (43c637)

  23. If Sarah Palin were a Democrat, we would be saying: Yes, Madam Vice-President!

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  24. Johnson, stroking his ego, johnson.
    An apt last name…

    nbpundit (f2f050)

  25. Lovey,
    Dana knows she can count on you for many things, but telling the truth is not one of them.

    Brother Bradley J. Fikes, C.O.R. (0ea407)

  26. I say this is the kindest, gentlest way I know how, Chimperor – You make r*tarded marmosets look like Einstein in comparison to you.

    JD (302d1f)

  27. We have seen that when the children of Democrats get into trouble it is not the national scandal it is with Republicans. Was Al Gore blamed for his son’s addiction? Do you hold him to blame? Palin is not even related to this young man but she is forever responsible for whatever he does? Are you serious?

    Machinist (79b3ab)

  28. Palin is not even related to this young man but she is forever responsible for whatever he does?

    of course not.

    she’s indirectly responsible for the fact that it’s news, and in this particular case she’s probably indirectly responsible for the fact that he has the opportunity to do it; Playgirl would almost certainly not want him if it weren’t for former Governor Palin.

    She’s responsible in a but-for-causation sort of way.

    aphrael (d59543)

  29. If it is true that in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king; Lovey must be the Emperor of a state of amoebae.

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  30. I blame John McCain.

    JD (302d1f)

  31. You can always count on me to tell the truth, Dana. What if Sarah Palin was a Democrat? What would you guys be saying now?

    No, Emperor, that’s not what I count on because you are not telling the truth- and you know it.

    You know as well as I do that Johnston is desperately scrambling for his 15 minutes of fame, and if he has to degrade himself to get it, he will. He is a young man who has quickly evolved into a cheap media whore.

    Palin has not one iota of responsibility in this decision of his nor in the person that Levi Johnston is. His parents certainly have a hand in his character, or lack thereof, but Palin did not raise him nor instill his value system.

    By choosing to blame Palin for his behavior you expose your anti-Palin stance, long in place before this and you infantilize a young adult who desperately needs to grow the heck up.

    Dana (863a65)

  32. So will Democratic politicians now be accountable for the character failings of any people who date their children at any point in their lives? That could be interesting.

    aphrael, I think Emperor is making the charge that Palin shares responsibility for his character flaws, not just his notoriety. See #12.

    Machinist (79b3ab)

  33. I think, Dana, that the last part of your last sentence is applicable to more people than Levi J….

    I always admire how you maintain your dignity no matter the provocation.

    Eric Blair (8484db)

  34. I think we should turn to the elder statesman on such matters — no not President Clinton.

    Would you like to say a few words Mr. Letterman?

    Ag80 (d1363b)

  35. Emperor, why on earth do you think that it matters if Palin were a Democrat or Republican? It wouldn’t relieve Levi Johnston of being assigned responsibility for his own actions. It certainly wouldn’t change Palin’s non-responsibility in this either. Stop trying so hard.

    I’m not inclined to judge a person’s lack of moral fiber, character weakness, or from assuming responsibility for their own actions on which side of the political aisle they’re parked on.

    Dana (863a65)

  36. I always admire how you maintain your dignity no matter the provocation.

    Comment by Eric Blair — 10/8/2009 @ 8:39 pm

    Unlike you, Eric? You are yet to apologize and retract that comment you left in that other thread about me insulting DRJ. But I am not holding my breath.

    The Emperor (1b037c)

  37. I am not planning on looking at Levi’s junk. Lovey can drool all she wants. The rest of you folks can do what you want. His 15 minutes expired a long time ago.

    daleyrocks (718861)

  38. Comment by Dana — 10/8/2009 @ 8:45 pm
    I hear you. Wait a while. The pendulum will soon swing the other way. I shall be watching.

    The Emperor (1b037c)

  39. As if we care what Lovey is or will be peddling.

    Brother Bradley J. Fikes, C.O.R. (0ea407)

  40. #38,
    Have you not noticed already that when one of the all too numerous Republican scumbags is exposed it generally ends their career as Republicans condemn them, but Democrats just shamelessly shrug it off and continue on, knowing the press, the political leadership, and their constituents will overlook or support their corruption?

    There is a difference.

    Machinist (79b3ab)

  41. And who gave him that 15 minutes? Who brought him out to the public for the world to know him? Who created Levi “the Dick” Johnson?

    The Emperor (1b037c)

  42. I would say the Democrat propagandists that made the daughter’s pregnancy public.

    I don’t think Levi was on the public stage until then.

    Machinist (79b3ab)

  43. “I would say the Democrat propagandists that made the daughter’s pregnancy public.”

    Machinist – And I would add for some twisted reason hold her mother responsible and use it as a cidgel to score cheap political points using a politician’s child. Fucking shameless losers.

    daleyrocks (718861)

  44. cudgel

    daleyrocks (718861)

  45. Certainly it was also the Democrats who also kept Levi Johnston’s name fresh in the public eye. Apparently we just couldn’t get enough of him….

    Dana (863a65)

  46. “..You are yet to apologize and retract that comment you left in that other thread about me insulting DRJ…”

    Um. Because you did, I will not. You play games consistently around here, with a “what, little old me?” act when someone calls you on it.

    Please. Quit being a jerk.

    Eric Blair (8484db)

  47. Emperor said:

    And who gave him that 15 minutes? Who brought him out to the public for the world to know him? Who created Levi “the Dick” Johnson?

    His parents?

    Ag80 (d1363b)

  48. Or, in the words of Dana, which apply quite well to you:

    “…a young adult who desperately needs to grow the heck up…”

    I have no interest in playing flamewar games with you. If you are polite, great. But when you are a jerk, many people will call you on it. Some times you are decent. Other times, not so much.

    Eric Blair (8484db)

  49. Oh you are right, Dana. I mean, why haven’t we heard more about Joe Biden’s daughter Ashley?

    Eric Blair (8484db)

  50. Comment by Eric Blair — 10/8/2009 @ 9:17 pm
    In that case, you lied. This matter will only be resolved by DRJ, herself. If she comes out and says that I did make “snide” comments about her and “insult” her, I will apologize to her and withdraw what I just called you now: A liar. Until then accept this new title.

    The Emperor (1b037c)

  51. You have earned lots of titles around here, Emperor. What you think of me matters little.

    I’ll match my record of civility and fair play to yours, any freaking day of the week.

    So pipe down and grow up.

    Eric Blair (8484db)

  52. Lovey,
    You calling someone a liar is like Roman Polanski accusing someone of immorality.

    Brother Bradley J. Fikes, C.O.R. (0ea407)

  53. daleyrocks #43,

    I must agree.

    Machinist (79b3ab)

  54. Comment by Brother Bradley J. Fikes, C.O.R. — 10/8/2009 @ 9:34 pm

    STFU!!!

    The Emperor (1b037c)

  55. Now THAT is civility!

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  56. Comment by Eric Blair — 10/8/2009 @ 9:33 pm

    I used to respect you a lot. But now, not so much. I apologize for calling you a liar. I think that’s a little harsh. But know that you have wronged me very deeply. DRJ is someone I hold with the highest regard. I would never insult her. She knows that. If you refuse to apologize, it’s ok. The truth is what it is. You are not a liar. You are simply wrong. On this.

    The Emperor (1b037c)

  57. No, Emperor, Eric is correct.
    If you do not recognize how you insulted DRJ, you are extremely lacking in interpersonal skills, and need to work on that.
    Just go back a re-read what has transpired.

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  58. i believe there is a typo @ 55:

    Now THAT is civility imbecility!

    FTFY!

    redc1c4 (fb8750)

  59. You are wrong, AD. Why don’t we all let DRJ settle this matter herself?

    The Emperor (1b037c)

  60. I’ve been working a lot recently and I’m too tired to moderate a debate tonight. Please call a mutual truce until I can get some rest, okay?

    DRJ (7fbae6)

  61. @61
    Okay DRJ. Get some rest. We will continue tomorrow. Goodnite y’all!

    The Emperor (1b037c)

  62. I can’t tomorrow, I have to organize my sock drawer.

    AD - RtR/OS! (814db9)

  63. Have you not noticed already that when one of the all too numerous Republican scumbags is exposed it generally ends their career as Republicans condemn them,

    That’s why corruption — and various forms of it — tends to be strongly incubated and then quickly bred when feel-good, flaky liberals dominate a society. Sort of an extension of the interesting phenomenon separating the left from the right that indicates conservatives, and not liberals, are more generous with their time and money.

    Mark (411533)

  64. “He vould have an ENORMOUS schwanz-stucker!”
    “Well… That goes without saying.”
    — Young Frankenstein

    mojo (8096f2)

  65. Not only is Levi more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but he’s the only one in the family who hold told the truth throughout.

    [Released from filter. — DRJ]

    Amused As Hell (66858c)

  66. Why shouldn’t he show his wiener? He’s already showed the world his ass…

    Jay Curtis (8f6541)

  67. And who gave him that 15 minutes? Who brought him out to the public for the world to know him? Who created Levi “the Dick” Johnson?

    First and foremost, blame Levi “look at my…” Johnson, for banging the governor’s daughter. Then blame Bristol “me want some of that” Palin for consenting to such banging, and blame both participants for failing to take appropriate precautions. At some level, I suppose you could blame the Palin family for supporting Bristol’s decision to walk the pro-life walk rather than merely talk such talk. Those facts alone were enough to make Johnson “famous” in Alaska, albeit probably not “famous” enough to display his namesake in Playgirl.

    At the national level, Andrew Sullivan is to blame for spewing his ridiculous stories about Sarah Palin having faked her own birth earlier that year to cover for Bristol, thereby leaving the Palins with little choice but to come clean with the real story.

    Or, for those living in Love’s loved-up world, it’s all Sarah Palin’s fault for running for VP.

    Xrlq (ad4d8e)


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