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Freedom isn’t freeze.
SarahW (fdd722) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:28 pmThe only one with any balls in the picture is the sign. (pecan)
WillOTP (210795) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:28 pmI love the taste of frozen custard in the morning. Tastes like… voting present.
Michael I (a54789) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:30 pmHow will I demonstrate my “cool under fire” persona today? The Magic TOTUS says, “Put Iran in the freezer and chill with a Fudge Nutty Bar”!
csufbomb (203ccc) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:33 pmMmmmm. Tastes like the blood of Iranian protestors
Wild Dill (07af2f) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:34 pmWhat flavor did the teleprompter order?
qdpsteve (5eb540) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:34 pmMan, the only thing better than this is apologizing.
Pow127 (a54989) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:34 pmmmmm, pralines and oppression! My favorite!
nino (420523) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:39 pmBetter eat this quick, my ice-cream is meddling.
SarahW (fdd722) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:42 pmThe Good Humor Man. Iran? What? Let me eat my ice cream.
abinitioadinfinitum (0ebb24) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:43 pm“Mourning gives me the munchies.”
Chuck Dizzle (672d28) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:43 pm“I wanted to have the Pistachio Ice Cream, but I was afraid green would send the wrong message to my counterpart in Iran.”
Erick Brockway (f475a7) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:44 pmI’m “Very concerned” about the lack of sprinkles
Hawkins (414d47) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:44 pmIce cream does not have bones?
highpockets (cff031) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:44 pmI haven’t puckered like this since I got to Saudi Arabia!
dg (6431f8) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:44 pmLook how those hot lips are wrapped around that cool cone–have you never seen a more sexy man!
Keith Olbermann (c8d58c) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:45 pmUh, can I, uhhh, just eat my, uh, waffle cone?
Darcy (831276) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:46 pmThere you go Mahmoud, thanks for bending over.
Don Grimes (9cf646) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:46 pmThe cone of silence.
Joe (59b611) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:47 pm
Kathy (57e89c) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:47 pmI’ll just chill till this freedom fight thing is over then take all the credit for it
Kathy (57e89c) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:47 pmI’ll just chill till this freedom fight thing is over then take all the credit for it
“Dude, I think Tony Hawk really, really likes me! He’s so cool! Maybe we can be broheims!”
snarkandboobs (e22d30) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:48 pmSoros buys me special treats when I push his policies through, fast!
asapp (2d89cc) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:50 pmCone of silence.
Joe (59b611) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:50 pmAWOL: America weeps, Obama licks
Kerry (cd4925) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:50 pmBe Smart. Use the Cone Of Silence.
DCSCA (9d1bb3) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:50 pmMichelle’s jealous, Monica is envious.
E (a65c41) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:52 pmFrozen Ogurt: Now with less flavor, as not to offend.
Bonzy (b8c797) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:52 pmFrozen yogurt’s pretty good… I wonder if it’s this good in Tehran?
Kensley (515134) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:55 pmScrew the voters of Iran! Why is ice cream melting? Didn’t it see me kill that fly on TV?
Prince (c6cbdd) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:55 pmI’m just a boy with and ice cream cone… can someone get an adult to handle the problems?
Sonja (6dee63) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:55 pmThis is just like flying over new orleans from an airplane.
estevan (e0f9a7) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:55 pmTim, tell the Ice Cream Czar I’ll only bailout Ben & Jerry’s. Breyers will simply have to find an”utter” source of funds. Hey Joe, stop milking the taxpayers and get back to work!!!!!!!!!!!
Vanilla Fudge (7ecbe3) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:55 pmI’m just a boy with an ice cream cone… can someone get an adult to handle the problems?
Sonja (6dee63) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:55 pm“Father’s day? check. Adorable kids: check. Charming smile: check. Hey Rahm, this was a great idea for a photo op, we’re going to blow the opposition out of the water in 2012! Hey – did I see something about Iran on my blackberry?”
John (ed5b91) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:55 pmMust be careful to not smudge lipstick
Barbara Gamper (a25193) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:58 pmScrew the voters of Iran! Why is the ice cream melting? Didn’t it see me kill that fly on TV?
Prince (c6cbdd) — 6/20/2009 @ 9:58 pmI better enjoy this before my healthcare plan taxes the holy hell out of it.
robrrt (a4f3c2) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:01 pm“Next time I’ll order it in a waffle cone.”
Erick Brockway (f475a7) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:04 pm(stolen from @michellemalkin)
Amos & Andy or Martin & Lewis? Martin & Lewis.
Sickboy (f20722) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:05 pm“What? Me worry?”
Robert C. J. Parry (459cfb) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:06 pm“So I think our next photo op should be me at the dog park with Bo, what do you think?”
John (ed5b91) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:06 pmThey want more than my speech in Cairo? Let me finish my ice cream cone first! I will say something else soon…
Angel (b576fe) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:07 pmThere’s a trillion dollar bill beneath that napkin. *snidker*.
sybilll (0f001d) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:08 pmMy legs a quiverin.
Chris Mathews (f20722) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:09 pmBaskin’ in the glow of indifference….
Elliott (19e2c8) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:11 pmBaskin’ in the glow of indifference….perfect
highpockets (cff031) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:22 pm“The Iranians? Let them eat Ice Cream!”
Zaggs (d3d4e0) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:28 pmHe has very feminine wrists. If you gave the Barack Obama a tennis bracelet he would set it off nicely I think. That’s so pretty, people would say.
happyfeet (2d133f) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:29 pmStay Smart. Dripped it by that much.
DCSCA (9d1bb3) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:31 pmObama Sucks.
JeffDobbs (17eae0) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:31 pmThe things I have to go through for a photo-op. If I really liked this sugary stuff, my ass would look like Michelle’s.
nk who will call himself Nadine Groot for a while (cf618d) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:40 pmAs Iranian protesters take to the streets in an act of defiance not seen in Iran for decades, President Obama strolls off to read the smash children’s hit “My Pet Root Beer Float” to a local 3rd grade class.
Elliott (19e2c8) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:41 pmOh look, two dips.
Ken McCracken (98dfdd) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:42 pmIt’s melting faster than my stimulus package.
Perfect Sense (0922fa) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:43 pm“Another meltdown in good hands.”
“Can’t you see I’m leaning right? Eat me.”
DCSCA (9d1bb3) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:44 pmApparently not all the lefties need a gonad transplant.
President Obama’s tepid response to the evidence the Iranian election was stolen from the people of that country by current president President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his thuggish allies is disappointing.
The United States has no military role to play with regard to Iran. In fact, too many threats in the past have made it hard for the United States to speak effectively–and have raised fears that a strong statement from Washington would simply give Ahmadinejad an foreign “enemy” to rally against. But Obama must recognize that he is not George Bush. He has credibility that his predecessor lost, and the world wants to hear him speaking as the leader of a great country that stands on the side of democracy.
The United States does not need to make threats to explicitly and unequivocally champion democracy and the right of peoples in countries around the world to advance the cause of their own freedom. Such championship requires truth-telling and blunt language. Unfortunately, Obama is avoiding hard truths and speaking far too softly.
Goodnight.
Mike K (90939b) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:45 pmI can’t enjoy my cone with the voice of Neda in my head.
Phil Smith (4e586c) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:48 pm“Iran can wait until Monday morning- it’s the weekend!”
Anthony (b3a8d7) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:49 pmThis the proper method for journalists to approach my behind.
Perfect Sense (0922fa) — 6/20/2009 @ 10:55 pmLet’s have an honest debate. Would you rather talk about Iranian nutjobs or ice cream?
daleyrocks (718861) — 6/20/2009 @ 11:04 pmThis is how you kiss terrorists and dictator’s butts, just like this
Daisy (8b67e3) — 6/20/2009 @ 11:05 pmThis is the 3AM Phone call moment, and hes out getting ice cream!!
Daisy (8b67e3) — 6/20/2009 @ 11:07 pmNovelty.
w3bgrrl (12f86d) — 6/20/2009 @ 11:22 pmIf I didn’t do shit like this, the press would be following Biden around. We DON’T want that!
daleyrocks (718861) — 6/20/2009 @ 11:27 pmSycophant strawberry, my favorite.
John Schau (ac4aa1) — 6/20/2009 @ 11:30 pmObama’s Iran policy: licking his nutty buddy.
jon (3c5d64) — 6/20/2009 @ 11:31 pmSuck it, Iran.
Froggy (876236) — 6/20/2009 @ 11:52 pm“I hope those protestors don’t screw up my plan to get those good Iranian pistachios for our ice cream.”
geo w (fc0289) — 6/20/2009 @ 11:57 pmFrom any Lefty media site with nothing better to do but spin Obama’s silence into another brilliant ploy by The Chosen One:
“President Obama contemplates his next move in the Iranian election crisis. Aides to the President made a point of noting for every reporter in the area that he was enjoying the cone with an unclenched fist.”
Elliott (19e2c8) — 6/20/2009 @ 11:59 pmMister Softee enjoying a Mister Softee.
Official Internet Data Office (16e618) — 6/21/2009 @ 12:04 amPresident Obama goofing for the press core in sing-song voice:
papertiger (894e4f) — 6/21/2009 @ 12:44 am“I got some ice-cream. I got some ice-cream, and now I’m gonna eat it. I’m gonna eat it. And Mousavi doesn’t get none. He doesn’t get none. He doesn’t get none. Because he’s going to be a mar-tyr. He’ll be a mar-tyr. Should have con-vert-ed to Christ-ian.”
At this point Obama drops his ice cream.
A hush falls over the ABC newscrew as they contemplate the tragedy.
An aide breaks the silence, “Mr. President, there is a twitter message for you coming from Tehran. It’s Hossein Moussavi.”
“What does it say?” asks the mighty O, still looking at his spoiled desert.
“It says,” the aide looks fertively at the press, shrugs his shoulders and continues.
“I quote, ‘You dropped your ice cream. You dropped your ice cream. Because you’re – the – great – big – satan. The great big satan. I smell the sulfer. Too hot to handle. It melts right in your ha – nd. Melts in your ha – nd.'”
Oh, so we need to play stupid little tricks with photography, huh? I’m sure we all remember the photos of George Bush playing guitar and eating cake with John McCain while New Orleans was inundated. But oh yeah, those were black people, so it was okay. Since Obama didn’t sit inside his house weeping softly today pretty much proves he’s an indifferent, heartless tyrant, doesn’t it?
Jason (863676) — 6/21/2009 @ 1:08 amNo, Jason, it doesn’t show Obama is heartless but it does show how clueless he is at foreign policy.
DRJ (cdbef5) — 6/21/2009 @ 1:12 am— This is so much better than watching that newsy stuff. And blood stuff. And, uh, stuff.
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Drea (11dd3b) — 6/21/2009 @ 1:19 amWhine whine whine whine. Can’t you SEE? I. have. brain. freeze.Strawberry?? Wait!! I ordered chocolate!…this country needs an Ice Cream Czar!! Someone call Ben…or Jerry..I really don’t care who….
Bob (b1139b) — 6/21/2009 @ 1:56 amLet them eat ice cream
last exit (709da0) — 6/21/2009 @ 2:37 am“Obama licked, people died”
tomdunleavy (ec87ba) — 6/21/2009 @ 3:54 amIt’s good to be da king…
proudrwe (eef042) — 6/21/2009 @ 4:04 am“Obama is the press and the cone is his ass.”
Habeus (edf0b7) — 6/21/2009 @ 5:51 amPrecisely what would you have the President do, exactly? Have our troops invade Iran? In case you haven’t noticed, our military is in the middle of fighting two wars that the President inherited from his predecessor. And I’m sure none of you criticized President Bush when he continued to read a book to schoolchildren when he was informed of the attacks on the World Trade Center on 9/11/01.
Don'tYouJustLoveSelf-Righteousness? (ee0955) — 6/21/2009 @ 5:54 amNYT: Ice Cream prices rise, minorities suffer most.
DC (24d5e6) — 6/21/2009 @ 6:03 amIdiot eats ice cream.
Brent (13c1f5) — 6/21/2009 @ 6:03 amWe won. They did too, but hey, I own the media.
steve miller (ec51d8) — 6/21/2009 @ 6:28 am[Background off-screen]
“Come get your ice-cream! Come get your tootsie-frootsie …. er, uhh, umm??!”
“Ice-cream!”
armadillo (a896ea) — 6/21/2009 @ 6:32 amThe point I was making was not that my ice cream harbors any racial animosity towards chocolate- she doesn’t. But she is a typical vanilla ice cream.
Brian R (d7e42f) — 6/21/2009 @ 6:37 amPeople like Jason are so freakin’ predictable.
RACISTS !!!!
JD (6a02c8) — 6/21/2009 @ 6:50 amOne term president enjoying his ice cream cone.
jdflorida (cb54f8) — 6/21/2009 @ 7:20 amGoverment owned Ice cream what a great idea
Mitch (289579) — 6/21/2009 @ 7:48 amnone of you criticized President Bush when he continued to read a book to schoolchildren
That’s right, only deranged moonbats like you criticized Bush for that, except you still don’t know–over 7 years later–that the book was being read to him.
Official Internet Data Office (16e618) — 6/21/2009 @ 8:38 amBut ONE™ the world is waiting for you to step up and make some sort of comment on those brave Iranians in the streets.
ONE™: “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.”
PC14 (82e46c) — 6/21/2009 @ 10:08 amCome on ONE™ we’re all waiting for you to at least make a comment on those brave Iranians in the streets.
ONE™: “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.”
PC14 (82e46c) — 6/21/2009 @ 10:12 am“To all freedom – loving Iranians, I say this to you in your dire hour of need: Lick my love pump.“
Dmac (f7884d) — 6/21/2009 @ 10:14 amI haven’t posted in some time. I posted a few minutes ago and didn’t see the comment, so I did it again. Still no comment. I notice that this page lists 91 comments but the front page of the article shows 94 comments. Are posts now moderated before going live?
PC14 (82e46c) — 6/21/2009 @ 10:17 amPC14,
It’s the software used during a big link. Comments are placed in a cache that has to be released. They’re not moderated or anything, it just keeps the site from going down during a traffic spike.
Stashiu3 (ed6467) — 6/21/2009 @ 10:28 am“Stupid Bush reading about a goat – he really should have gone for ice cream instead, the press loves that.”
I also can’t help but be reminded of Soviet WW2 propaganda where they basically said “hey things aren’t bad in the Soviet Union, we have ice cream for all our people.”
Patrick (d1311f) — 6/21/2009 @ 11:14 amWhat did Marie Antoinette say?
“Let them eat soft serve.”
Alta Bob (9f2c33) — 6/21/2009 @ 11:30 amThe Only Place For News (on Iran)…
If you’re following only the MSM, that is, TV, the papers, even radio, then you’re not getting it.
In Other Words (725c82) — 6/21/2009 @ 12:34 pm……
Never has [*] wished so much that he were an ice cream cone.
*Pick one: Andrew Sullivan, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, David Gregory…
Prayerborne (e3ebfd) — 6/21/2009 @ 2:40 pmDude, soft serve is for fags.
HeavenSent (1e97ff) — 6/21/2009 @ 8:00 pmI wonder why they called this the “My Pet Goat Special”.
Rhymes With Right (57cbe1) — 6/22/2009 @ 6:11 amOne’s a soft gooey mixture of unheathly ingredients in clever packaging – the other is an ice cream cone
EricPWJohnson (59f7ef) — 6/22/2009 @ 7:27 pmSomeone criticized me. I just needed something to sooth my hurt feelings.
Kaji in crooked Cook Cty, IL (5a863c) — 6/22/2009 @ 8:26 pmThe shape of this ice cream reminds me of something.
jerry clark (3d201d) — 6/28/2009 @ 8:49 am