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Crowder Takes on Perez Hilton

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 6:52 pm

This may be my favorite Crowder video ever. Excellent quotes abound. Here’s a taste of Crowder addressing Perez Hilton:

How does it feel to have become just like the throngs of bullies who undoubtedly stuffed you into lockers for the better half of your high school years? . . .The fact is that you’re a talentless hack who has been given a bully pulpit solely because you’re gay in an attempt to appease the politically correct Hollywood establishment.


19 Responses to “Crowder Takes on Perez Hilton”

  1. Nice takedown of the little twerp.

    Mike K (2cf494)

  2. It is a condemnation of pop culture that this clown has a stage to speak on to begin with.

    JD (f8b50e)

  3. I like the term obnoxiousmoronophobe. I’ll have to start using it :)

    Steverino (1b3695)

  4. I thought it was a great video and a totally accurate response to Hilton. But the best line was the one about Christians in Hollywood being those who refuse to do any drugs harder than cocaine. I live in this dump and he’s 100% spot-on about that.

    I can’t tell you how many times, after people here learn that I actually believe and take seriously all this Christ stuff, they rush to tell me how much the Bible has meant to them ever since their mom showed them one once in their childhood. It’s hard to keep from laughing, but it truly is hilarious when they do that.

    danebramage (700c93)

  5. #2 JD:

    It is a condemnation of pop culture that this clown has a stage to speak on to begin with.

    Hell, I thought Crowder was pretty funny!

    Oh, you mean …

    EW1(SG) (e27928)

  6. Remember how the Obamanauts engineered everyone so the question was constantly raised, “Is Rush Limbaugh running the Republican Party?” because nobody would disagree with him for the record?

    Apparently Perez Hilton is running the entertainment industry AND the news media (excepting Fox News) because nobody will condemn him for his profane petulance.

    To wit: Norah O’Donnell of MSNBC mentioned in a remote interview that he had apologized for calling Prejean a “dumb bitch,” but Hilton took the opportunity to retract the apology and say he really wanted to call her “the c-word.” O’Donnell pretended as if she hadn’t heard anything untoward, and thanked him for the interview.

    L.N. Smithee (a5c41f)

  7. Why is a homosexual male in a position to judge something he does not find attractive? If he were not trying to make a political statement, why would he want to? Perez Hilton’s mouth is the c word.

    Zelsdorf Ragshaft III (57cae1)

  8. The Mr. Universe competition isn’t judged by gay men and/or straight women, Zeig Heil.

    I agree that the Mrs. Universe pageant should not come down to the contestant’s opinions on gay marriage. I would have been equally uncomfortable if she had won because she supported gay marriage.

    Jeffrey Diamond (1f03f0)

  9. And for an additional joke, click Wikipedia here and scroll down to see who the 2004 Miss America winner was.

    nk (4b5c8a)

  10. Jeff, do you think there might be a difference between a fitness and body building contest (by the way, Mr. Universe has sort of been superceded by Mr. Olympia) and what is truely a beauty contest (Miss USA who will go on to represent the USA in the Miss Universe contest as opposed to the Miss America contest which is the top prize in that contest). I don’t know why I bother with trying to explain any of this to you. Having read some of your posts here I understand the futility of my act.

    Zelsdorf Ragshaft III (57cae1)

  11. Very funny. Perez Hilton deserves the smackdown for his rude, boorish, bullying behavior.

    BTW, Donald Trump (who happens to own the Miss USA pageant) should have condemned Hilton’s behavior but didn’t–which says a lot about Trump, though nothing we didn’t already know.

    Dave N (28555a)

  12. Zeig Heil! Amen, brother. Keep working on me. You wouldn’t want, gasp!, a stupid conservative out there, now would you?

    Jeffrey Diamond (df26a8)

  13. #10: nk, two things:

    1. The actual 2004 winner is an African American woman.


    2. It just shows the frustrations (seriously) we all should have with Wikipedia.

    Eric Blair (33cc23)

  14. The Moby is lying in every thread today.

    JD (788853)

  15. Zeig Heil! Amen, brother. Keep working on me. You wouldn’t want, gasp!, a stupid conservative out there, now would you?

    Comment by Jeffrey Diamond — 4/24/2009 @ 8:17 am

    Point out the lie in that statement, genius. Granted, conservatives are all really really smart, but for a conservative you are pretty dumb.

    Jeffrey Diamond (df26a8)

  16. Blow me, Jeffrey Diamond pickle-biter.

    nk (4b5c8a)

  17. We are not going to take you shits seriously, ok?

    nk (4b5c8a)

  18. You are stupid, that is true. But you are not a conservative, no matter how many times you say it.

    JD (788853)

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