Patterico's Pontifications

1/8/2009

Chris Matthews Will Not Run for Senate

Filed under: Buffoons,General — Patterico @ 6:45 am

Reading the news, I felt this thrill going up my leg.

12 Responses to “Chris Matthews Will Not Run for Senate”

  1. Knowing that my TV will be infected by his particular brand of partisan inanity for eight more years, I feel a load of bile rising up my esophagus.

    Icy Texan (b7d162)

  2. Icy, I know what you mean. He is irritating no matter where his location. His arrogance and inexplicable belief in his own sense of humor probably helps the manufacturers of Pepcid turn a profit handsomely.

    Eric Blair (3e2520)

  3. You most evil and greedy enablers of the demonic Bush regime would not recognize someone of great empathy, charisma, intelligence and wisdom if he bit you on the ass. Could he be that Chrissie I squat to pee Matthews makes you envious because he felt the metaphysical aura emanating from the Lincolnesque Obama’s physical being and immense oratory skills?
    In any case why not Matthews and why not now? For sure he’s not being paid anywhere near his worth on cable tv and would bring his wonderful vision to America. Certainly he would be far superior to old RINO Arlen Specter and better reflect Obama’s vision for America.
    Appreciate a Senate with those noble giants such as Princess Caroline, Stuart Smiley, Dodd, Lurch, Biden’s son soon enough and all the other superior liberal patricians.
    I love Chrissie’s passion and sheer sound volumn. No doubt in due time he would make a great Potus or Veep candidate. Btw, hoping for a change such as Kucinich in a new cabinet post as Sec. of Peace.

    aoibhneas (0c6cfc)

  4. Matthews probably figures he can accomplish more evil where he is.

    Kevin Murphy (0b2493)

  5. Matthews probably figures he can accomplish more evil where he is.

    Or to put it another way, does the person who believes himself the organ grinder beg votes from the monkey?

    nk who agrees with Hillary that ridicule is the most potent weapon of the anarchist (ce2a15)

  6. HA-HA! I’m letting my soon-to-be-Ex take my TV. I won’t even have to try to avoid Chrissie Matthews and his tingling extremities.

    PCD (7fe637)

  7. Amen, Hallelujah.

    Oiram (983921)

  8. Appreciate a Senate with those noble giants such as Princess Caroline, Stuart Smiley, Dodd, Lurch, Biden’s son soon enough and all the other superior liberal patricians.

    This could only be described as a “target-rich environement”;
    except, “that would be wrong“.

    AD (80a16b)

  9. This could only be described as a “target-rich environement”; except, “that would be wrong“.

    Well, targets for derision at least.

    JVW (bff0a4)

  10. Does this mean the thrill is gone?

    Perfect Sense (9d1b08)

  11. CiC, O’Reilly and Limbaugh? You just shot your credibility.

    PCD (7fe637)


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