Comments on: Andrew Young’s Mother Knows Best

By: Bar Sinister

Bar Sinister — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:51:12 +0000

I firmly deny that I am the father of Hunter’s child. She needs a dna test to resolve any doubts.

By: Another Drew

Another Drew — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:23:57 +0000

Followup to #6…
JE is a:
Liberal;
Ambulance-chasing shyster;
Dem pol;
Philanderer;

Isn’t being “a jerk” a given?

By: Vermont Neighbor

Vermont Neighbor — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:16:25 +0000

Dana, very nice touch to an already-crazy story!

Icy, you can take North Carolina and do something that brilliant?? Best laugh of the morning. Fantastic.

Hard to top that one.

By: Dana R Pico

Dana R Pico — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:53:11 +0000

Oh, we have some winners! Feel free to add more!

By: Icy Truth

Icy Truth — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:21:19 +0000

Whoops! Meant to write “child’s”, not “son’s”. I know that the child is a girl. Damn low-grade crack!

By: Icy Truth

Icy Truth — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:17:50 +0000

Do most of them go something like this?

The Senator from North Carolina,
Put his wiener in Rielle’s … [well, you see where that's going]
Whilst Elizabeth stayed sick,
The prick dipped his wick;
Now his bastard son’s here to remind her.

By: Dana R Pico

Dana R Pico — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:48:35 +0000

VN: Not bad. My personal favorite at the moment is:

She said, “John a problem has cropped up;
I’m afraid that I’ve gotten knocked up.”
“Oh, Hell, this is bad,
And now I’m a dad,
Should have had my vas deferens blocked up!

By: Vermont Neighbor

Vermont Neighbor — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:08:57 +0000

I’m going to try to brush up before visitng your site …

There once was a pol named John
who left the hotel light ON

Both camera and girl
Got a pretty good twirl

And poor John found his career was all gone.

By: love2008

love2008 — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:31:28 +0000

John Edwards is a jerk! Not because of his infidelity but because of having the stupidity and arrogance of thinking he can fool all the people all the time. Makes me sick.

By: Dana R Pico

Dana R Pico — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:07:38 +0000

And in honor of Jeff Goldstein, I added a haiku.