Andrew Young’s Mother Knows Best
[Guest post by DRJ]
It looks like the host and guest-hosts abandoned ship this morning, so let’s get things started with a brief tour of the John Edwards-Rielle Hunter-Andrew Young story.
Young is the reported father of Rielle’s daughter but not everyone believes it – including Young’s mother:
“Jacquelyn Aldridge made clear she deeply doubts her married son – Edwards campaign official Andrew Young – cheated on his beautiful wife and impregnated Edwards’ paramour, Rielle Hunter, last year.
“I wish, very deeply, that both of them – John Edwards and Rielle Hunter – would have the DNA test,” Aldridge, 73, told The Post.”
H/T Mickey Kaus.
— DRJ
I’m beginning to think Mickey is the father of Rielle’s baby. Fess up, Mickey — you’re the Babydaddy!
David Ehrenstein (699cff) — 8/17/2008 @ 2:43 pmJohn Edwards penis time!
daleyrocks (d9ec17) — 8/17/2008 @ 3:09 pmWell, not being above flogging my own blog, we’ve got a John Edwards/Rielle Hunter limerick contest going here. 🙂
Dana R Pico (556f76) — 8/17/2008 @ 3:56 pmI highly recommend that readers follow Dana R Pico’s link and read the dueling limericks in his comment section.
DRJ (a5243f) — 8/17/2008 @ 4:04 pmAnd in honor of Jeff Goldstein, I added a haiku. 🙂
Dana R Pico (556f76) — 8/17/2008 @ 5:07 pmJohn Edwards is a jerk! Not because of his infidelity but because of having the stupidity and arrogance of thinking he can fool all the people all the time. Makes me sick.
love2008 (0c8c2c) — 8/17/2008 @ 5:31 pm#3
I’m going to try to brush up before visitng your site …
There once was a pol named John
who left the hotel light ON
Both camera and girl
Got a pretty good twirl
And poor John found his career was all gone.
Vermont Neighbor (a066ed) — 8/17/2008 @ 6:08 pmVN: Not bad. My personal favorite at the moment is:
Dana R Pico (3e4784) — 8/18/2008 @ 3:48 amDo most of them go something like this?
The Senator from North Carolina,
Icy Truth (3b019b) — 8/18/2008 @ 4:17 amPut his wiener in Rielle’s … [well, you see where that’s going]
Whilst Elizabeth stayed sick,
The prick dipped his wick;
Now his bastard son’s here to remind her.
Whoops! Meant to write “child’s”, not “son’s”. I know that the child is a girl. Damn low-grade crack!
Icy Truth (3b019b) — 8/18/2008 @ 4:21 amOh, we have some winners! Feel free to add more!
Dana R Pico (3e4784) — 8/18/2008 @ 4:53 amDana, very nice touch to an already-crazy story!
Icy, you can take North Carolina and do something that brilliant?? Best laugh of the morning. Fantastic.
Hard to top that one.
Vermont Neighbor (a066ed) — 8/18/2008 @ 8:16 amFollowup to #6…
JE is a:
Liberal;
Ambulance-chasing shyster;
Dem pol;
Philanderer;
Isn’t being “a jerk” a given?
Another Drew (06d307) — 8/18/2008 @ 8:23 amI firmly deny that I am the father of Hunter’s child. She needs a dna test to resolve any doubts.
Bar Sinister (b50c99) — 8/18/2008 @ 8:51 am