Why was uber-feminazi Steinem so willing to let Slick Willie free his willy without penalty? Undoubtedly for the same reason then-Time contributor Nina Burleigh expressed to Howard Kurtz in the thick of the Lewinsky story:

“I would be happy to give him a blow job just to thank him for keeping abortion legal. I think American women should be lining up with their presidential kneepads on to show their gratitude for keeping the theocracy off our backs.”

Thanks. I’ll get it over where it belongs.

Bring a flashlight to “where it belongs.” The sun don’t shine there.

Using a football field as the political spectrum, Obama is on the 10-yard line of the left–which is where he belongs. In contrast, McCain is probably on the 40-yard line of the right.

McCain changed his position on taxes (awhile ago), but it was a change toward the right to solidify votes he’d likely get anyway. He’ll hardly double back if he wins. Besides, aren’t Obama supporters arguing that Obama’s tax plan is better anyway? On drilling, once again, this is a change that solidifies McCain’s base. It just so happens to be where 70% or more of the country is too. Obama only wishes that his nutty-left enviro supporters would let him do so. Even if he eventually lies about that too, they’ll never go for nuclear, so McCain should try to crush Obama on energy. The left’s solution is wind, solar, and two sticks to rub together. I read above that McCain’s position has changed on abortion, but I’m under the impression that he’s been opposed to it all along. If he has changed, wasn’t the change many years ago? So what? Obama’s changing his mind on a daily basis. Frankly, I can’t debate his stances, because I can’t figure out where he stands.

In the end, the questions are as follows: (1) Which direction is each flip-flop sending the candidate–to the base or to the middle? (2) How sincere do you believe the candidate is about that particular flop?

Viewed in this manner, Obama is a lying sack.

I enjoy your legal skillz

But he has no positions. He has elections.

Commenter: “Obama Changes his position on abortion.”

Harpy: “McCain’s a Flip – Flopper! Wraaack!”

Commenter: “Looks like Obama’s also changing his position on Iraq.”

Harpy: “McCain’s a Flip – Flopper! Wraaack!”

Commenter: “could you please answer the economic question put to you earlier?”

Harpy: “Why don’t you show it to me first? Wraaack!”

Commenter: “Can you please give us one example of increasing taxation resulting in higher revenues?”

Harpy: “Why don’t you show it to me first? Wraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!”

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