Patterico's Pontifications

6/30/2008

Quote of the Day

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 5:41 pm



“Later on when police arrived, the woman said her right breast was sinking down and to the left.”

This one also wins Headline of the Week: Flying plastic apple damages breast implant, Sierra County woman claims.

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. …her right breast was sinking down and to the left.

    That is why bra was invented.

    Perfect Sense (b6ec8c) — 6/30/2008 @ 5:49 pm

  2. You sure it wasn’t “Back and to the right … back and to the right …”

    SPQR (26be8b) — 6/30/2008 @ 5:58 pm

  3. Too bad it wasn’t a melon.

    Vermont Neighbor (31ccb6) — 6/30/2008 @ 6:00 pm

  4. a truly dedicated police officer would have offered to massage the implant back into its correct position.

    assistant devil's advocate (b9a85d) — 6/30/2008 @ 6:13 pm

  5. If she’s in the water and one breast is sinking, she’s gonna be listing badly.

    Chris (e4e736) — 6/30/2008 @ 6:20 pm

  6. Is there a point where she capsizes and her butt’s bobbing?

    kimsch (2ce939) — 6/30/2008 @ 6:58 pm

  7. Is this going to replace “eggshell-skulled plaintiff” in first year tort classes?

    nk (11c9c1) — 7/1/2008 @ 8:22 am

  8. I’m afraid I’m going to need pictures to verify the change in the angle of her breasts. Preferably before and afters, but mostly afters.

    Patrick (8f254d) — 7/1/2008 @ 3:42 pm


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