“Later on when police arrived, the woman said her right breast was sinking down and to the left.”
This one also wins Headline of the Week: Flying plastic apple damages breast implant, Sierra County woman claims.
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…her right breast was sinking down and to the left.
That is why bra was invented.
Comment by Perfect Sense (b6ec8c) — 6/30/2008 @ 5:49 pm
You sure it wasn’t “Back and to the right … back and to the right …”
Comment by SPQR (26be8b) — 6/30/2008 @ 5:58 pm
Too bad it wasn’t a melon.
Comment by Vermont Neighbor (31ccb6) — 6/30/2008 @ 6:00 pm
a truly dedicated police officer would have offered to massage the implant back into its correct position.
Comment by assistant devil's advocate (b9a85d) — 6/30/2008 @ 6:13 pm
If she’s in the water and one breast is sinking, she’s gonna be listing badly.
Comment by Chris (e4e736) — 6/30/2008 @ 6:20 pm
Is there a point where she capsizes and her butt’s bobbing?
Comment by kimsch (2ce939) — 6/30/2008 @ 6:58 pm
Is this going to replace “eggshell-skulled plaintiff” in first year tort classes?
Comment by nk (11c9c1) — 7/1/2008 @ 8:22 am
I’m afraid I’m going to need pictures to verify the change in the angle of her breasts. Preferably before and afters, but mostly afters.
Comment by Patrick (8f254d) — 7/1/2008 @ 3:42 pm