Comments on: Airport Security Methods Work in Orlando

By: L.N. Smithee

L.N. Smithee — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:43:55 +0000

A witness described his behavior as “crazy” and “wacko,” and that he was rocking.

It could have been Eddie Vedder!

By: fishbane

fishbane — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:28:10 +0000

A man behavior specialists spotted acting suspiciously was detained after components used to make pipe bombs were found in his luggage

Um, they needed a specialist to make a decision _after_ they found bomb parts?

Is it me, or does the behavioural specialist seem a mite superfluous in this scenario?

Perhaps that’s just awkwardly phrased…

By: PCachu

PCachu — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:08:23 +0000

A witness described his behavior as “crazy” and “wacko,” and that he was rocking.

Hey, you know, dude. When the bomber’s a-rockin’…

By: htom

htom — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:34:14 +0000

“Thousands Standing Around” is the kindest thing I’ve heard them called recently.

By: PatAZ

PatAZ — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:56:15 +0000

Personally, I cannot imagine attaching anything to my body that would require pliers to remove.

By: Stashiu3

Stashiu3 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:52:26 +0000

I had to remove the little leather skinned shoes from my 9 month old this week when I flew from LA to DC to run them through the scanner at the security checkpoint.

Make sure to dress him in the official “Islamic Rage Boy” t-shirt next time… they’ll pass him right through.

By: gabriel

gabriel — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:45:34 +0000

I had to remove the little leather skinned shoes from my 9 month old this week when I flew from LA to DC to run them through the scanner at the security checkpoint. At what point does this whole charade get called out for what it is, one big joke? El Al does real screening, TSA is welfare for idiots who cant get real security jobs.

By: Another Drew

Another Drew — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:32:56 +0000

Gloria Allred…
Yeh, Super-Glo worked most of the L.A. talk-radio stations the last few days.
A little of her sure goes a long way.

By: assistant devil's advocate

assistant devil's advocate — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:31:59 +0000

here’s your pic of the woman in question, mandi hamlin, and her, uh, fetching attorney gloria allred (here gloria, fetch, atta girl!)

By: DRJ

DRJ — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:26:15 +0000

The TSA-Nipple Ring incident was in Lubbock and I did not post on it for two reasons: It was Texas news and everyone gets more then enough of that here already, and the complainant hired Gloria Allred so the case will get its share of attention.