Cheney, as you well know, runs this stinking shithole of country.

Anyone who would so describe this country clearly can’t be taken seriously–he’s flailing in all directions like a child throwing a tantrum.

An example:

At certain flying angles (like take-off) the F-102’s jet compressor could stall, causing the plane to roll inverted into the pavement.

Yipes.

It took serious stones to fly almost any of the century series fighters. Evil handling, uncompensated for by computers, high rates of catastrophic mechanical failure incidences, balky early generation ejection seats, etc.

Sorry, Levi: the military doesn’t allow morons to fy superonic jets.

Don’t agree? Can you fly this? Bush can and did…logging in hundreds of hours:

Now, picture yourself in this chair, at 40,000 feet, traveling at one and a half times the speed of sound. Now imagine that someone has painted the windows white; you are flying on instruments. Now imagine that not only do you have to be able to fly blind, by referencing these instruments, but that you also have to stare into that orange jack-o-lantern of a radar, and interpret a squiggle that will lead you to your target. Now imagine that in addition to not hitting the ground, or your wingman, and watching the squiggle, you also have to turn those switches on the right side panel to activate weapons systems, to overcome enemy countermeasures, without looking outside, as you hurtle through air at -40 degrees F, air so thin that should you lose pressure, you have about 4-6 seconds of consciousness before you black out and die.

Sorry, Levi: the military doesn’t allow morons to fy superonic jets.

Harvard and Yale, the two preeminent universities in the nation, doesn’t allow morons to graduate with advanced business degrees, either.

Though African Wild Dogs reproduce sexually, packs of dogs reproduce by fission. When a pack grows too large, some members will split off and found a new pack. They’ll take with them the learned behavior patterns from their parent pack, so that knowledge passes from the original pack to both of its offspring.

Did you see that? Did you see?! Dogs reproduce by fission! That’s what he said! It’s a perfectly grammatical sentence and everything! He said those exact words, so it’s obvious that Den Beste believes dogs reproduce by fission! Ha ha, what a moron!

Seriously: David is an author? What on earth must his books read like? Is every single construct in them an atomic grammatical fragment that cannot be taken out of context? Does he write without ever once using metaphorical or figurative language? That would be an amazing feat. What’s such a linguistic national treasure doing wasting his time commenting on blogs for?

But, since you will not do that, you prove again that you will LIE to make your point.

Semper Fi…