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Law Firm Christmas Cards

Filed under: Humor,Law — DRJ @ 12:26 pm

[Guest post by DRJ]

Today’s Wall Street Journal Law Blog previews two holiday cards, presumably to show that lawyers have a sense of humor and/or can be nice. Here’s one I like from Miami’s Sterns Weaver:


“Past contributions by our firm have enabled the Daily Bread Food Bank to deliver over 1.3 million meals to those in need in our community. This year, we decided to contribute a truck to help make the deliveries a little easier.

When you see this truck in our community, you may notice that our name is not on it. That is because the gift of this truck is made in your honor. It would not have been possible without you.”

Here’s another (click the link) from Grodsky & Olecki, a California entertainment firm that represents striking writers.

Our office gets a lot of cards but this year’s cards were noticeably different than prior years’ cards. There were very few green and red cards and no cards actually said “Merry Christmas.” I guess it’s the season of politically correct blue holiday cards.


5 Responses to “Law Firm Christmas Cards”

  1. the devil makes his christmas pie out of lawyers’ tongues.

    assistant devil's advocate (d7c9f0)

  2. “it was a dark and stormy night”

    Ok, I admit it. I chuckled.

    Darleen (187edc)

  3. Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s).

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  4. Merry Christmas to everyone on this blog.

    Ho ho ho….

    Hank Bradley (b0db09)

  5. News Flash: Holiday = Holy Day.

    Merry Christmas to all.

    Pablo (99243e)

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