[Guest post by DRJ]

This Rutherford College, NC, article may be the most unusual story I’ve ever read:

“A woman tried to pet a customer’s monkey when it latched onto her face and scratched her. Brooke Ross was working at the Family Food Mart in Rutherford College, N.C., on Sunday when a man walked up to the counter with a monkey on his shoulder. It hopped down onto the counter and Ross, who said she thought the 18-inch-tall animal was cute, reached to pet him.

In the blink of an eye the monkey attacked, biting her cheek just below her right eye. “It bit the top of my eyelid and it just kind of latched onto my cheek,” she said.

She said the monkey’s owner helped her put a Band-Aid on her bleeding face, hastily said the animal was up-to-date on its shots and then left. He didn’t leave his name.

Customers said they were shocked by the incident. “It’s crazy, it really is, to keep stuff like that in your house,” one man said.”

You don’t often see monkeys in convenience stores where I live. In fact, you don’t ever see monkeys in convenience stores. Fortunately animal control officers were able to track the monkey down after Ross picked it out of a pet line-up (Yes, you read that right, and I have no idea why they even have photos of area pets):

“Burke County Animal Control officers spent several hours early Tuesday trying to track down the monkey. They showed Ross photographs of pets in the county and she was able to pick out the offender.

Animal Control confirmed that the monkey had been given all its required shots. It had not received a rabies shot, but officers told her they don’t think that’s a problem because the animal never really went outdoors.

Ross is taking a round of antibiotics after the attack and said she plans to stay away from monkeys from now on. “I really don’t like any kind of animal right now,” Ross said.”

Video is here. A photo of the monkey is on the video and at the original link.

I would really like to see that line-up. I wonder if they were all monkeys … and if they were wearing Santa suits.

— DRJ