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12/4/2007

Dang! My girlfriend just got arrested again for violating her probation…

Filed under: Crime — Justin Levine @ 11:51 pm



[posted by Justin Levine]

…Of course she doesn’t exactly know that she’s my girlfriend at the moment. But whatever. Give it time.

But seriously folks, even though I’m generally in favor of strictly enforcing the terms of probation, this seems to be a bit much. (Though, at the same time, I can also understand where the ex-husband’s feelings are coming from.)

— Justin Levine

16 Responses to “Dang! My girlfriend just got arrested again for violating her probation…”

  1. I’d almost bet the X had a great deal involved with the design of this particular action against your girlfriend.

    There is a line of enforcing probation and then forcing one into total isolation from the human race as well.

    Probation is not isolation, that is what is called solitary confinement. I don’t think that was her sentence.

    Zero tolerance only works when YOU are willing to cast the first stone, PERSONALLY and in PUBLIC!

    TC (1cf350)

  2. “bitchin” bike

    hazy (d671ab)

  3. Her only crime is giving that 14 year old the best ‘tang of his life. He peaked at 14.

    Dang she is hot.

    Mr.Obvious (d3fe32)

  4. Teaches did NOT look like that when I was in scholl even a decade ago.

    The student teashers, however, were always smokin’.

    Scott Jacobs (e3904e)

  5. This lady screwed up, but is this really the kind of “offense” that should lead to a probation violation and jail time? And, the ex- most assuredly has not gotten over this yet.

    JD (2c9284)

  6. #4: Checking out the chicks? Check. Learning to spell? Not so much.

    Old Coot (2f9910)

  7. Damnit.

    Typing in class = typing too fast and not spending tim eto spell-check.

    Scott Jacobs (e3904e)

  8. I’m just jealous; chick-checking beats spell-checking anytime.

    Old Coot (2f9910)

  9. We have discussed a number of cases where prosecutors have been over-zealous in their pursuit of the proverbial pound of flesh. This is another one; violating her parole and tossing her back into the clink is ridiculous.

    She got the job; the probation officer was OK with it. The PO changed his mind, so she quit the job. Problem solved. To come back later and smack her again is gratuitous and malicious.

    Parole and probation are not tools to be used for continued vengeance.

    tomjedrz (562284)

  10. Convert the SHE to a HE. Then tell me she got what “it” deserved.

    Sue (2cde15)

  11. Sue, maybe the problem was that the PO did get what he thought he deserved?

    rwallis (1b896f)

  12. True, Sue, however, there are differences in the victim.

    A 14 year old boy will not be as traumatized by being screwed by a hot, hot, hot teacher as a 14 year old girl will be by being manipulated or taken advantage of an older male authority figure.

    He was certainly not raped. Woodies only happen to the willing. He could not get pregnant from it. I doubt she could have held him down, as if he needed to be held down.

    He may take a while before he realizes that not ALL women are tramps, but unlike the girl, he will not feel like a whore, feel guilt, feel afraid, feel guilty or feel particularly used (remember, this is a teenage boy, he enjoyed being used by her as much as I would). He is probably much less likely to turn gay or completely reject women, as compared to the likelihood of a girl screwed by a teacher rejecting men or turning lesbian.

    All in all, she abused her authority in the same way as a President nailing an intern abused his. She should lose her job and license.
    If she needs further punishment, send her my way for some light spanking.

    In My Dreams (d3fe32)

  13. True, however, there are differences in the victim.

    A 14 year old boy will not be as traumatized by being screwed by a hot, hot, hot teacher as a 14 year old girl will be by being manipulated or taken advantage of an older male authority figure.

    He was certainly not raped. Woodies only happen to the willing. He could not get pregnant from it. I doubt she could have held him down, as if he needed to be held down.

    He may take a while before he realizes that not ALL women are tramps, but unlike the girl, he will not feel like a whore, feel guilt, feel afraid, feel guilty or feel particularly used (remember, this is a teenage boy, he enjoyed being used by her as much as I would). He is probably much less likely to turn gay or completely reject women, as compared to the likelihood of a girl screwed by a teacher rejecting men or turning lesbian.

    All in all, she abused her authority in the same way as a President nailing an intern abused his. She should lose her job and license.
    If she needs further punishment, send her my way for some light spanking.

    Mr.Obvious (d3fe32)

  14. Justin, sorry to tell you this, but I think you’re a little older than the target age range she has for boyfriends.

    Hoystory (b5e448)

  15. Having heard her speak and having heard the backstory of this case, I’d venture that the most disturbing thing about this case is that a woman with the apparent intelligence of a house plant used to be a schoolteacher–the fact that she likes her boyfriends to be pre-high school diploma may have saved literally thousands of children from decades of future educational malpractice.

    M. Scott Eiland (56ea55)

  16. Check with your boss. I believe Bill Handel has already yelled “Dibs!”.

    TomHynes (6c3e12)


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