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9/25/2007

Halo 3 Released Today

Filed under: General — DRJ @ 8:57 am



[Guest post by DRJ]

The Halo 3 release is a big event at my house. To help keep this in perspective, here is a sad story about a Chinese man who died of apparent exhaustion after 3 straight days of internet gaming. For those who aren’t addicted to gaming, there’s always cheese viewing. The cheese link is here.

Take your pick.

— DRJ

12 Responses to “Halo 3 Released Today”

  1. Time crawls today as I wait for work to end so I may go home and enjoy my Limited Edition copy of Halo 3…

    Scott Jacobs (425810)

  2. Make sure to use the new mute feature on the racist 12-year-olds.

    Moops (444e9b)

  3. pfft.

    It’s never been age with me. ‘ll play with anyone, no matter how young…

    Ok, that sounded wrong…

    What I mean to say is I’ve gamed with some great 14 or 15 year olds, and some HORRIBLE 26 year olds…

    Age =/= maturity

    Scott Jacobs (425810)

  4. Let me know what you think. Our copy will be at college — and only used after all homework has been completed, I’m sure.

    DRJ (ec59b5)

  5. While there are definitely teenagers who are fine, my experience has been that the voice calling me a fag is usually a high-pitched one. To make matters worse they usually WTFOMGPWN me.

    Moops (444e9b)

  6. Moops, I hear ya. I hate that crap too. I have a short rant on that (and I tie it into female gamers, and how to act around them).

    I’m all about the trash talking. I’m as vulgar as the next three people put together, and yeah, I taunt a little. Usually though I’m yelling obscenities when I die or get jumped, and I only use “boom headshot” in a softly spoken tone when I get lucky enough (speaking – as opposed to yelling – that line adds a bit of class, I think).

    So I’m all for trash talking…

    But when you’re using the three-letter F word, or the N word, or telling me how you eff’d my mom (or dad, it varies) and she (or he) loved it, you’re just being a moron.

    Gamer tag’s AblativMeatshld, btw… I suck.

    And DRJ… You just keep telling yourself that… Wanna wager as to whether the owner of the copy made it to class today? On whether class will be attended tomorrow? 🙂

    Scott Jacobs (425810)

  7. Heh, Scott. I’m confident about today because Amazon isn’t delivering until today or tomorrow. After that, no bet.

    DRJ (ec59b5)

  8. lolz

    Sounds like your kid just got wtfbbqpwned… 🙂

    Scott Jacobs (425810)

  9. Fair warning:

    http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iNfryKdDfzTMIHcyCtjbAp967n0w

    I’m hoping mine works, as it is only a little scratched.

    Schmoe (a8060f)

  10. Scott,

    I think we’re on the same page. Trash talk, ok. Obscenities, racism, not ok.

    Gamertag Enkidu54. I’m no good either.

    Schmoe, now I’m glad I didn’t spring for legendary. Hope yours works ok.

    Moops (444e9b)

  11. Moops –

    That’s the problem. Legendary is fine. Standard Edition is fine. The middle one, Limited Edition for $70 is the one screwed. Now I’m wishing I sprung for the legendary.

    Schmoe (a8060f)

  12. Halo fanboys think they invented online FPS gaming. I was playing Quake and Doom in the mid-90’s on a dial-up modem.

    And the guys you run across in Counterstrike are insanely good.

    otcconan (2fffe4)


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